S07.E07: It's Expensive To Be Me

[Tara Ariano]

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Lisa Rinna vents to Eden following her fiery encounter with Kim at Kyle's game night. Also: Erika works on a music video, then jets off to Greece with Kyle; Lisa Vanderpump's son seeks his biological parents; and Dorit seeks common ground with Lisa Rinna and Eileen.

[nexxie]

Yikes, both Eden and Dorit talk too much!

[Straycat80]

Oh no they are not going to take a trip down dinosaur road and make us relive the whole Kim debacle again?! And if they are bringing Eden on the show just to stir up all this Kim drama again I would rather she go back to wherever she came from. Eden should be more concerned about her botched boob job. The one side looked rippled. 

I didn't even pay much attention to the end scene with Eileen, Dorito and Rinna. I'm so sick of them rehashing who said what and who was offended, blah, blah, blah.

the plus side of this episode was the house porn in Malibu and the vacation porn in Greece. Beautiful! 

[KenyaJ]

Truth be told, I would be perfectly happy if this show was just Kyle and Lisa hanging out, occasionally letting Mauricio show them fabulous real estate.

Erika going on about people being so offended by her videos as if she’s “Sex”-era Madonna was so eye roll-inducing, as is the seriousness with which everyone around her treats her “career.” Well, at least they’re getting paid handsomely for their acting efforts. 

Eden was being an overly invasive asshole under the auspices of wanting to “help” Kim. If she truly cares about helping alcoholics (and I don’t question that), she should become an AA sponsor. But questioning Kyle about Kim that way was out of order.

Dorit strikes me as a ridiculous person and the scenes of her at home reinforce my opinion. But she sees right through Eileen and calls her out on her shit so expertly that I can’t help but love her in those scenes. She was 100% right about Eileen trying to resuscitate Pantygate at every opportunity.

[Bronzedog]

I'm really disliking Dorito.  When she said PK always knows the right thing to say to her, he had said, "you talk too much".  What he should have said is, "you talk too much in that phony,  affected voice, you poser.  Boy George."

Edited January 18, 2017 by Bronzedog

[WireWrap]

11 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Oh no they are not going to take a trip down dinosaur road and make us relive the whole Kim debacle again?! And if they are bringing Eden on the show just to stir up all this Kim drama again I would rather she go back to wherever she came from. Eden should be more concerned about her botched boob job. The one side looked rippled. 

I didn't even pay much attention to the end scene with Eileen, Dorito and Rinna. I'm so sick of them rehashing who said what and who was offended, blah, blah, blah.

the plus side of this episode was the house porn in Malibu and the vacation porn in Greece. Beautiful! 

Shades of Kelly B's (NY) botched boobs! YIKES!!!

Just now, Bronzedog said:

I'm really disliking Dorito.  When she said PK always knows what to say to her, he had said, "you talk too much".  What he should have said is, "you talk too much in that phony,  affected voice, you poser.  Boy George."

Nahhh, LOL I'll put up with the annoying accent as long as she keeps calling Eileen out on her shit stirring! LOL

[BlackMamba]

Why are the producers steadily trying to force an Eileen vs Dorit rivalry?   For me,  they are both one in the same.   They can't let go to matters when they start drama or rehash drama.   The only difference is Dorit seems to talk in circles way more and Eileen is more aggressive when she can't get her own way in conflict.   So yawn.   They need to move on from this.   Just two annoying women struggling for a storyline. 

As for Eden,  she's really fallen for the Lisa R trap.   How can she let Lisa talk her into the whole "Kim is mostly sober"  jive without follow up questions.   I'm still like giving major side eye how she can question Kyle and Kim's family dynamic.   One -  Kyle don't know her.   Two -  doesn't she have a computer with Internet access to read about Kim/Kyle/their momma??  Moreover,  I get annoyed with these newbies,  especially this franchise,  that play like they don't know about the Richards.   I swear in that moment Kyle should had told Eden to mind her damn business or seek some counseling to help her heal with losing her sister and recognized Rinna was behind this.   I can't wait for the reunion so Rinna can get called out.   

BTW,  who loves how Ken says "Rinna"  like it's a bad word.  ??

Overall this episode was bland.   I really thought there would be more to the whole Eden and Rinna convo at the store.   Yet same ol,  same ol Rinna doesn't want Kim sober because it means no storyline for her. 

[FlyingEgret]

Rinna:  "I'm hungry all the time" - so glad she got that slice of lemon for lunch...

[parrotlover]

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Eden should be more concerned about her botched boob job. The one side looked rippled. 

Seriously. And speaking of "Botched" if that show is still on she could definitely be a prospective patient.

Why oh why is Kim Richards back on my TV screen? Again next week Sigh. 

Note to Dorit: Humpty Dumpty. I mean PK, isn't that clever dear.The line about calling an Uber broom for Eileen? I thought I'd never start laughing. And I was right.

[racked]

The Eden/Kyle lunch scene was sooo uncomfortable. Next time just demand Kyle submit her family's medical records to you Eden. 

I don't know what's wrong with me but I still like Dorit? Her sloppy husband and his open wet mouth gross me out though. And while I will never be able to hate Kristen DiMera, I like Dorit seeing right through her. It's all very boring though. 

The Vanderpump scenes about Max's adoption were sweet. 

[BlackMamba]

23 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Rinna:  "I'm hungry all the time" - so glad she got that slice of lemon for lunch...

???

Remember how she didn't want to eat cheese when her daughters decided to cook a few episodes ago.

The bitch missing hella calories in her meals or meal.  

Edited January 18, 2017 by BlackMamba

[zoeysmom]

Vulture blog has a very sweet description of LVP and Ken's adoption of Max:  http://www.vulture.com/2017/01/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-recap-season-7-episode-7.html

[islandgal140]

34 minutes ago, parrotlover said:

Note to Dorit: Humpty Dumpty. I mean PK, isn't that clever dear.The line about calling an Uber broom for Eileen? I thought I'd never start laughing. And I was right.

That joke was right up there with OC's Brooke's 'the bomb.com'

Really, I wish Kyle would find her inner Nene, Bethenny or Kandi and tell these bitches to keep her sister's name and sobriety out of their mouths. They all need to be checked HARD in the moment - not 6 months later on twitter or in the blogs after the episode aired. She needs to show them that she ain't the one once and for all and then drop the mic and refuse to comment on their shit. Be damned if someone would invite me to lunch and it launch into a damn Al-Anon meeting that nobody asked for. Nobody invited Eden to be their sober coach. Be and remain seated. 

Rinna needs to shut her double breasted lips. She is just as gross as Brandi with the Kim near death stuff. No bish, you are not always right. 

Would love to see Rinna (and Eileen) lose her mind if people went on and on about a possible eating disorder she may or may not have since she has an 'interesting' relationship with food. 

The only vibe Eden needs to be worried about is her titty bags no longer vibing with her body and trying to escape her chest cavity. 

Can't stand Erica's sycophantic slug lipped pussy pat choreographer. That video looked cheap and I wouldn't doubt that she spends more than she makes as an 'artist.'

Eileen must have creamed herself when Dorit called to ask her to lunch to engage in her fave past time - rehashing shit. 

Thanks Bravo, now I want to go to Mykonos. Just gorg!!

Edited January 18, 2017 by islandgal140

[chick binewski]

I couldn't really focus on Eden during the lunch because I am fascinated by Kyle's role within her family dynamics. She doesn't think Kim's addiction came from anywhere and I would normally give her a pass on her mom but Big Kathy sounds like she was very messed up. Any time someone asks about her family she looks like she needs to be resuscitated.

Kim may be close to death. If Kingsley's around.

[bosawks]

My psychic ability is telling me that Eden's karma is a douche....

[princelina]

15 minutes ago, islandgal140 said:

Really, I wish Kyle would find her inner Nene, Bethenny or Kandi and tell these bitches to keep her sister's name and sobriety out of their mouths. They all need to be checked HARD in the moment - not 6 months later on twitter or in the blogs after the episode aired. She needs to show them that she ain't the one once and for all and then drop the mic and refuse to comment on their shit. Be damned if someone would invite me to lunch and it launch into a damn Al-Anon meeting that nobody asked for. Nobody invited Eden to be their sober coach. Be and remain seated. 

 

Eileen must have creamed herself when Dorit called to ask her to lunch to engage in her fave past time - rehashing shit. 

I wish the same for Kyle.  My brother is an alcoholic and it's true that people are terribly invasive and rude wanting to know "how he's doing" and just responding "fine" or "the same" is never enough - they push and push until you just have to get rude.  But no one dares to say anything to him about it - which is why I'm wondering where this "storyline" came from.  It's like Bravo tells people they have to bring it up and Kim is there taking a paycheck for deliberately participating in it.  Weird.  But I do sympathize with Kyle, who obviously doesn't want to be involved.

LOL at your comment about Eileen - and then she has the nerve to sit there and be all "I don't know where this is coming from or what you're talking about!"  Bitch please.

[Hagosaurus]

Tonight I realized that everyone who is all up in arms about Kyle's relationship with Kim and Kim's sobriety has lost a sister to addiction. I must ask, projection?

[Michichick]

Eileen, Dorit, Rinna, and Eden all need to shut the fuck up. So sick of them all.

[zoeysmom]

12 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

I couldn't really focus on Eden during the lunch because I am fascinated by Kyle's role within her family dynamics. She doesn't think Kim's addiction came from anywhere and I would normally give her a pass on her mom but Big Kathy sounds like she was very messed up. Any time someone asks about her family she looks like she needs to be resuscitated.

Kim may be close to death. If Kingsley's around.

Kyle lived with her family, so outsiders maybe don't have any reason to comment or inquire about her mom.  Not every addict has a family member that suffered the same fate.  Eden is an addict not a researcher and reading her blog she is just absolutely oblivious and coming dangerously close to felony hash tag abuse.  http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-7/blogs/eden-sassoon/eden-sassoon-i-felt-like-i-had-to

If someone were suffering from say kidney failure, would it be appropriate to grill family members or the patient about their health history or try and determine if it ran in the family?  Kyle has worked her own program and part of that was honoring her sister's wishes that it not be discussed publicly.

Eden inquisition of Kyle is an epic fail. 

[BlackMamba]

Ugh,  how Brandi is talking about Lisa R on WWHL she's making me "miss" her.   She would be the one person to set Lisa R in her place and she's actually right about Lisa R's intentions about lisa continuing to bring up Kim's sobriety. 

[Cranky One]

Thank Dog for the house porn to cleanse my eyes from the horrific view that was Eden's breasticles!

LVP's scene with Max was sweet. Even though the dog was on the table, it cracked me up that he was passed out on the table!

Caught a preview for next week  on WWHL. Rinna needs to check herself!

 

!

[zoeysmom]

5 minutes ago, BlackMamba said:

Ugh,  how Brandi is talking about Lisa R on WWHL she's making me "miss" her.   She would be the one person to set Lisa R in her place and she's actually right about Lisa R's intentions about lisa continuing to bring up Kim's sobriety. 

Well Rinna has developed forgetfulness about the conversation with Eden.  Maybe Rinna needs to take a good look at the fact she overstates and twists conversations.   http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-7/blogs/lisa-rinna/lisa-rinna-it-gave-me-chills  Eileen nneds to stop enabling Rinna and her accounts of conversations.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

I hate Dorit but with her white getup and crazy 80s new wave  video hair she did remind me that I really need to re-watch the movie Overboard.

"Andrew. Are you going to bring me a lemon ? Or do I have to squeeze it out of my hat? " 

Edited January 18, 2017 by Alonzo Mosely FBI

[UsernameFatigue]

This epi should have been titled "It's Boring To Be Me" as it applied to every single Howife. I have no interest in seeing Dorito's kid opening his mouth to let food fall on the floor, or watch one of her stable of nannies iron. That was 5 minutes of my life that I will never get back. The only good line in the whole epi was Humpty Dumpty telling Mrs. Dumpty that she talks too much.

Both Dorito and Eden have botched boob jobs. Eden really needs to stay away from they keyhole type tops. And please stop talking about Kim. If she continues to be a story line (Does she or doesn't she? I don't care!) I will have to bow out. 

I ff'd past anything related to Erika Jane. She bores me to tears. 

So Dorito calls a meeting with Eileen to bring up how Eileen continues to bring up ___________(fill in the blank). Seriously? And all of these flashbacks to who said what last week, a month ago, or several years ago are coma inducing. Please get some new story lines!!!! 

The only interesting thing in the whole epi was LisaV's son looking for info on his bio parents. And they hardly showed anything of it. This show is really going downhill............

[Sarcastica]

Doritos needs to take a vow of silence. 

Eden is a bit too...um....intense with the Kim stuff. Backup lady. 

[chick binewski]

6 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

Kyle lived with her family, so outsiders maybe don't have any reason to comment or inquire about her mom.  Not every addict has a family member that suffered the same fate.  Eden is an addict not a researcher and reading her blog she is just absolutely oblivious and coming dangerously close to felony hash tag abuse.  http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-7/blogs/eden-sassoon/eden-sassoon-i-felt-like-i-had-to

If someone were suffering from say kidney failure, would it be appropriate to grill family members or the patient about their health history or try and determine if it ran in the family?  Kyle has worked her own program and part of that was honoring her sister's wishes that it not be discussed publicly.

Eden inquisition of Kyle is an epic fail. 

Kyle's on a show that she brought her sister onto because she thought it would be good for her and I don't know how anyone who has met Kim would come to that conclusion. Now she's doing a show based on her life with her mom. Eden's questioning was absolutely ridiculous. I just find the positions Kyle takes with her family interesting and a bit sad. I don't think she owes Eden or anyone else an explanation but when I watch Kyle I just see mountains of denial.

[farmgal4]

I am not only an addict, but I'm also the daughter/sister of an alcoholic/addict, and IMO Kyle and Kim have every right to be livid at Rinna and Eden.  If Eden is truly in a 12-Step recovery program, then she blew the AA Principles all to hell and owes Kyle and Kim a huge amends.  Rinna needs to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, because I'm pretty sure she's a drug abuser herself.  If you don't believe me, watch her in action on QVC/HSN sometime.  Bitch is on something.

[BlackMamba]

2 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

 Rinna needs to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, because I'm pretty sure she's a drug abuser herself.  If you don't believe me, watch her in action on QVC/HSN sometime.  Bitch is on something.

I believe it's Ritalin.   

Rinna's pill popping is getting beought up next week and she mixes those pills in her smoothies. 

[zoeysmom]

5 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

Kyle's on a show that she brought her sister onto because she thought it would be good for her and I don't know how anyone who has met Kim would come to that conclusion. Now she's doing a show based on her life with her mom. Eden's questioning was absolutely ridiculous. I just find the positions Kyle takes with her family interesting and a bit sad. I don't think she owes Eden or anyone else an explanation but when I watch Kyle I just see mountains of denial.

We will never know had Kim not come on the show if she would have been better or worse off. There are times Kim has liked being on the show and times she has resented it.  I think the same could be said for most of the cast.  Kyle does talk about her unconventional upbringing.  She has said her mother didn't follow the rules.  Her mother putting the onus on her to take care of Kim, her mother wanting her Palm Springs house not to be sold for 10 years, so as not to be forgotten (at great expense to Kyle and Mauricio). Which does not equate to her mother being an addict.  I don't think Kyle is in denial, I think she has a tendency to see the good.  Even this week she did a video about letting her daughter Portia pick her own clothes, because her mother always dressed her. 

[breezy424]

Best package of the episode was seeing that freakin estate in Malibu. 

I thought LR and Eileen's impromptu dance was cute.

I didn't notice Eden's breasts because I was so focused on Dorit's screwed up breasts.  I'll have to do a relook.

Eden needs to back off Kyle.  You've met her twice.  Get to know Kyle first before asking personal questions.  I do think Eden is right about a lot of things regarding Kim but she's overstepping.  Unfortunately for Kyle,  Kim decided to make appearances on the show this season.  Kim is going to be discussed.  Kyle's relationship with Kim is going to be discussed.  Yeah, LR and Eden discussed Kim.  I don't have a problem with that.  Kim has problems.  Hello Kingsley.  And why didn't Kyle make it seriously clear that dog was not allowed in her home whether or not she was there or not?  What I see from all this is that Kyle is still enabling by trying to keep everything 'ok' but not totally dealing with Kim's problems.  She just wants to keep the peace.  And I get that to a certain extent.

Erika's video and trip to Greece...big yawn.  Erika is quite full of herself.  So is her paid friend.  'We' don't do manual labor.  What an asshole.

I did like the lunch with Dorit, Eileen and LR.  At least they resolved something....for the moment.  The fake accent just continues to grate.

Edited to add - I did like the scene with LVP and Max.  It was very touching.

Edited January 18, 2017 by breezy424

[Wings]

There were two highlights.

1.  Ken and LVPs love of Max.

2.  Rinna, " I don't like to have issues with people, so if somebody wants to to talk something through, I will absolutely do it, 100% ."   LMAO  Then stop creating them!  Priceless.  

Edited January 18, 2017 by wings707

[AndySmith]

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What I see from all this is that Kyle is still enabling by trying to keep everything 'ok' but not totally dealing with Kim's problems.  She just wants to keep the peace.  And I get that to a certain extent.

I wonder if she and Mauricio are still helping Kim out financially?

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The fake accent just continues to grate.

Even Madonna is going "Bitch, what the fuck kind of accent is that?"

[zoeysmom]

6 minutes ago, breezy424 said:

Best package of the episode was seeing that freakin estate in Malibu. 

I thought LR and Eileen's impromptu dance was cute.

I didn't notice Eden's breasts because I was so focused on Dorit's screwed up breasts.  I'll have to do a relook.

Eden needs to back off Kyle.  You've met her twice.  Get to know Kyle first before asking personal questions.  I do think Eden is right about a lot of things regarding Kim but she's overstepping.  Unfortunately for Kyle,  Kim decided to make appearances on the show this season.  Kim is going to be discussed.  Kyle's relationship with Kim is going to be discussed.  Yeah, LR and Eden discussed Kim.  I don't have a problem with that.  Kim has problems.  Hello Kingsley.  And why didn't Kyle make it seriously clear that dog was not allowed in her home whether or not she was there or not?  What I see from all this is that Kyle is still enabling by trying to keep everything 'ok' but not totally dealing with Kim's problems.  She just wants to keep the peace.  And I get that to a certain extent.

Erika's video and trip to Greece...big yawn.  Erika is quite full of herself.  So is her paid friend.  'We' don't do manual labor.  What an asshole.

I did like the lunch with Dorit, Eileen and LR.  At least they resolved something....for the moment.  The fake accent just continues to grate.

Edited to add - I did like the scene with LVP and Max.  It was very touching.

What exactly are Kim's problems at this point in the show?  She is working on her recovery and trying to be a good grandmother to be.  Is Kyle not supportive because she doesn't beat Kim over the head about past bad behavior?  I think it is entirely realistic to move forward on a positive note.  I do not understand the likes of Rinna or Eden wanting to try and regurgitate the past.  maybe Eden likes to share war stories of her drunken behavior, clearly Kim does not.  I don't think either way is a guarantee of continued sobriety.  I am thinking Dorit is uncomfortable in her sobriety and that is why she keeps trying to dig into Kim's.

The dog thing for legal reasons will not be discussed.  Since Kyle is being sued.  We will never hear short of court transcripts what Kyle had to say to Kim about Kingsley being in her home.  It appears it has not put much of a dent in their relationship.

[Maharincess]

Im not understanding why people are saying that Eden, Rinna or  whoever need to stop talking about Kim and her supposed "sobriety".   If nasty ass, smug, yellow witchy tooth Kim doesn't want people talking about her, she can stay off the show.   Fuck that, she talks so much shit and goes after so many people without taking any responsibility for anything she does, so why shouldn't people be talking about her?  

[WireWrap]

57 minutes ago, BlackMamba said:

Ugh,  how Brandi is talking about Lisa R on WWHL she's making me "miss" her.   She would be the one person to set Lisa R in her place and she's actually right about Lisa R's intentions about lisa continuing to bring up Kim's sobriety. 

Except last season, as soon as Rinna backed off Yolanda, Brandi was singing her praises as she attacked Lisa. Remember, it was Brandi that set Kim and Rinna up to keep the heat/truth off of herself 2 seasons ago. Brandi would sell Kim down the river in a heart beat if Rinna/HH decided to take her, Brandi, under their wings. LOL

[HunterHunted]

8 trunks of what Erika Jayne?!?!? 1 trunk filled with sequined tit slings for performing. 1 trunk of regular tit slings for hanging out. It's Alaia. 1 trunk of makeup. 2 trunks of shoes. 3 trunks of hair.

[WireWrap]

10 minutes ago, Maharincess said:

Im not understanding why people are saying that Eden, Rinna or  whoever need to stop talking about Kim and her supposed "sobriety".   If nasty ass, smug, yellow witchy tooth Kim doesn't want people talking about her, she can stay off the show.   Fuck that, she talks so much shit and goes after so many people without taking any responsibility for anything she does, so why shouldn't people be talking about her?  

Well, to be honest, I don't thing Kim needs to be on the show for Rinna to bring her/addictions up on camera over and over again, she did it last season even though Kim didn't film with her until the season was almost over.

Oh, and Rinna can talk about Kim as long as she keeps it to the facts she knows about and that would not include how Kyle feels or what Kyle thinks. I really doubt that Kyle talks to Rinna about anything involving her sister.

Edited January 18, 2017 by WireWrap

[izabella]

2 hours ago, KenyaJ said:

Erika going on about people being so offended by her videos as if she’s “Sex”-era Madonna was so eye roll-inducing, as is the seriousness with which everyone around her treats her “career.” Well, at least they’re getting paid handsomely for their acting efforts. 

The irony is there was nothing sexy about her performance.  I laughed my ass off when Kyle was saying something about how she and Erika have different lives and that it's great Erika is happy doing her thing.  Happy?  Erika doesn't ever look happy to me, and that includes while dancing and patting her puss.

[athousandclowns]

45 minutes ago, breezy424 said:

Best package of the episode was seeing that freakin estate in Malibu. 

I thought LR and Eileen's impromptu dance was cute.

I didn't notice Eden's breasts because I was so focused on Dorit's screwed up breasts.  I'll have to do a relook.

Eden needs to back off Kyle.  You've met her twice.  Get to know Kyle first before asking personal questions.  I do think Eden is right about a lot of things regarding Kim but she's overstepping.  Unfortunately for Kyle,  Kim decided to make appearances on the show this season.  Kim is going to be discussed.  Kyle's relationship with Kim is going to be discussed.  Yeah, LR and Eden discussed Kim.  I don't have a problem with that.  Kim has problems.  Hello Kingsley.  And why didn't Kyle make it seriously clear that dog was not allowed in her home whether or not she was there or not?  What I see from all this is that Kyle is still enabling by trying to keep everything 'ok' but not totally dealing with Kim's problems.  She just wants to keep the peace.  And I get that to a certain extent.

Erika's video and trip to Greece...big yawn.  Erika is quite full of herself.  So is her paid friend.  'We' don't do manual labor.  What an asshole.

I did like the lunch with Dorit, Eileen and LR.  At least they resolved something....for the moment.  The fake accent just continues to grate.

Edited to add - I did like the scene with LVP and Max.  It was very touching.

Edens talking head during the pants shopping with Lisa her cleavage was actually horizontal. I wondered why someone didn't tell her to adjust it. Weird. 

I too loved the scene with Lisa and get son. 

Can not stand Erica's right hand man.  Really have to have 10 trunks for a 3 am show? 

[yourmomiseasy]

I rewound the Rinna/Eden conversation about 4 or 5 times and still couldn't pay enough attention to follow it.  What did get my attention though was Eden's tit trying to run away and escape out her armhole or something during her talking head.  That thing is perplexing and I hurt my head trying to figure out where it was going.  It definitely is not sitting right.  

Maybe I'll catch the second airing tonight and be able to pay better attention.

[Marley]

I ff all Erikas scenes. Her paid friend is so annoying too. It's kind of embarassing watching him and Erika interact. It's so obvious he's a total fucking suck up.

Rinna sucks and I'm over seeing her. It's obvious Eden came on to be on Rinna's side too. I don't want to see Kim so stop talking about her and something like 3 years ago.

Boring episode. Only part I like was the beautiful house and the lunch with LVP and Kyle and fam. 

LVPs scenes with Max were nice too but it just distracted me that she was crying but there was no tears lol.

[WireWrap]

8 minutes ago, Marley said:

I ff all Erikas scenes. Her paid friend is so annoying too. It's kind of embarassing watching him and Erika interact. It's so obvious he's a total fucking suck up.

Rinna sucks and I'm over seeing her. It's obvious Eden came on to be on Rinna's side too. I don't want to see Kim so stop talking about her and something like 3 years ago.

Boring episode. Only part I like was the beautiful house and the lunch with LVP and Kyle and fam. 

LVPs scenes with Max were nice too but it just distracted me that she was crying but there was no tears lol.

Too much Botox. Most of the HWs across the franchise suffer from this very same problem. LOL

[ivygirl]

I'm not really stoked to be treated to another reading from the DSM-LR (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders-Lisa Rinna edition). Last year with the Hausenmausen, this year with Enabler. Is she dying for one of those commercials: "I'm not a therapist, but I play one on TV."

Edited January 18, 2017 by ivygirl

[breezy424]

1 hour ago, zoeysmom said:

What exactly are Kim's problems at this point in the show?  She is working on her recovery and trying to be a good grandmother to be.  Is Kyle not supportive because she doesn't beat Kim over the head about past bad behavior?  I think it is entirely realistic to move forward on a positive note.  I do not understand the likes of Rinna or Eden wanting to try and regurgitate the past.  maybe Eden likes to share war stories of her drunken behavior, clearly Kim does not.  I don't think either way is a guarantee of continued sobriety.  I am thinking Dorit is uncomfortable in her sobriety and that is why she keeps trying to dig into Kim's.

The dog thing for legal reasons will not be discussed.  Since Kyle is being sued.  We will never hear short of court transcripts what Kyle had to say to Kim about Kingsley being in her home.  It appears it has not put much of a dent in their relationship.

LR 'was' moving forward and then Kim wants an apology.  Kim was the one who first one to regurgitate the past, not LR.  That's Kim's problem.  

As for Kingley, Kyle just wants peace with her sister.  Hello Big Kathy for that.  I have no doubt that privately Kyle is saying WTF.  The guilt trip that Kyle has been put on for so many years is just kicking in....yet again.

[lunastartron]

31 minutes ago, breezy424 said:

LR 'was' moving forward and then Kim wants an apology.  Kim was the one who first one to regurgitate the past, not LR.  That's Kim's problem.  

As for Kingley, Kyle just wants peace with her sister.  Hello Big Kathy for that.  I have no doubt that privately Kyle is saying WTF.  The guilt trip that Kyle has been put on for so many years is just kicking in....yet again.

I don't get what Kim's request for an apology has to do with Rinna creepily fantasizing (seriously, her giddiness in the scene with Eden is perhaps the most twisted shit that's ever aired on a franchise that includes Taylor and Russell Armstrong) about her death days later.

Particularly since Rinna complied with said request by delivering that apology (thus admitting culpability) and lamented how she "should have gone high" but "went low" at the dinner. 

This city in particular suffers from the dearth of cast members willing to out and out drag the bullshit out of a messy bitch. I'm disappointed Dorit bothered reaching out to Eileen after the "stop talking you talk too much!" screaming. But I did get a chuckle out of watching Eileen hissing "can I finish" and pontificate in her talking head about Dorit's verbosity ... after she had just interrupted Dorit.

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14 hours ago, KenyaJ said:

Truth be told, I would be perfectly happy if this show was just Kyle and Lisa hanging out, occasionally letting Mauricio show them fabulous real estate.

Erika going on about people being so offended by her videos as if she’s “Sex”-era Madonna was so eye roll-inducing, as is the seriousness with which everyone around her treats her “career.” Well, at least they’re getting paid handsomely for their acting efforts. 

Eden was being an overly invasive asshole under the auspices of wanting to “help” Kim. If she truly cares about helping alcoholics (and I don’t question that), she should become an AA sponsor. But questioning Kyle about Kim that way was out of order.

Dorit strikes me as a ridiculous person and the scenes of her at home reinforce my opinion. But she sees right through Eileen and calls her out on her shit so expertly that I can’t help but love her in those scenes. She was 100% right about Eileen trying to resuscitate Pantygate at every opportunity.

Yes please! And Portia can replace all the other housewives. In fact, I'd rather watch a full season of just Portia snapchatting in lieu of Eileen or Dorito rehashing pantygate with anyone who'll listen. Lisar and Eileen voguing on the video set was like the poor man's version of LVP/Kyle goofing around. 

Erika easily dropped $30K on that video shoot. I'm very curious to know if her record sales and appearance come close to breaking even with expenses. But I agree with her that Kyle seems like fun.

Eden's a pain in the ass. I get the sense she came onto the show with a grudge against the Richards sisters and she's just been waiting for any excuse to pick a fight. Since Kyle didn't kiss her feet she's obviously under fire. I though the whole thing was so aggressive and unnecessary. She's lucky Kyle didn't reach over and slap her titties off because that's what I'd have done. 

As always Rinna and Eileen continue to bring the dramatics. I guess they're soap stars so I shouldn't expect any less. But Lisa talking about how Kim is on the verge of death was wholly unnerving and sadistic. We finally got her off the show, please don't drag her back into this mess.

Edited January 18, 2017 by rho

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5 hours ago, KenyaJ said:

Eden was being an overly invasive asshole under the auspices of wanting to “help” Kim. If she truly cares about helping alcoholics (and I don’t question that), she should become an AA sponsor. But questioning Kyle about Kim that way was out of order.

I cringed when Eden told Rinna that Kyle wasn't nice to her on game night.  WTF?  Does she expect everyone to try to hump her the way Dorit acted like she wanted to do?  I can't stand people like her.  Get over yourself.  Kyle was the model of hospitality at that game night.  Just because she didn't try to put her tongue down your throat doesn't mean she didn't like you.

 

I am convinced that LVP and Ken drug their dogs.  When I first saw the dog laying on it's side sleeping on the table at the adoption place, I thought it was a dog shaped purse of Lisa's.  That was so weird!

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I love that Lisar is giving the producers a reason to show the footage of her violent behavior in Amsterdam. She's such a hairy asshole.

I think Eden blames Kim for the death of her sister, and is out to avenge her.  

Taking the dogs to the adoption attorney's office and putting them on the nice clean table was a bit rude. 

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8 hours ago, Straycat80 said:

Oh no they are not going to take a trip down dinosaur road and make us relive the whole Kim debacle again?! And if they are bringing Eden on the show just to stir up all this Kim drama again I would rather she go back to wherever she came from. Eden should be more concerned about her botched boob job. The one side looked rippled. 

 I noticed that too.  Wait until she wears a low cut dress in front of Dorit's husband and he can't stop staring at that.  We'll move on to Boob-Gate. Dorit will buy her a bra and Eileen will have something new to harp on.

I thought Kyle was totally blindsided by Eden at that lunch.  And I too, have no interest in reliving Kim drama again.  But I see she pops up next week.  If this is what this Eden person is going to be all about, she can leave any time.

I did enjoy the Mauricio real estate viewing with Lisa and Ken.  And I was touched by Lisa in the adoption office.  Lisa throws out one liners and smart remarks many times to deflect, and it was moving to see her genuine reactions. 

I am sick of Erica Jayne (is that the name?).  I'm ok with Erica Girardi, but her other persona is wearing thin because it's the same thing over and over.   What I would like to see is her and Kyle having fun in Greece but I think instead we'll be treated to another performance.  Ho-Hum.

Dorit, Lisa and Eileen Lunch - Zzzzzzzz.

[Tiggertoo]

I didn't understand why Kyle went with Ericka.  I never got the sense that they were particularly close.  I think I hate the way Ericka talks, that monotone voice is very off-putting.

I really enjoyed the Lisa and family adoption scene.  So sweet to see.  And yeah, I love dogs, like too much, but just having the dog sprawled out on the table was a bit much.