Dorit Kemsley: She's an American, She Was Born in Connecticut!

[SCS]

1 hour ago, nexxie said:

Where are they moving to?

 

Somewhere with no extradition treaty with the United States?

[WireWrap]

1 hour ago, nexxie said:

Where are they moving to?

They didn't say but this makes me question if she will be back next season or if she is, maybe will they incorporate Mauricio helping them find a new home.  

[nexxie]

56 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

They didn't say but this makes me question if she will be back next season or if she is, maybe will they incorporate Mauricio helping them find a new home.  

I hope we see some fun house porn!

[glowbug]

3 hours ago, WireWrap said:

They didn't say but this makes me question if she will be back next season or if she is, maybe will they incorporate Mauricio helping them find a new home.  

I think she will return next season. She was in the photo from Vegas with known cast members that's thought to be part of a show trip.

[BBHN]

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Also note that BJ/The piano Man gave them 1 of his pianos, so PK must be known in the music business.

All that means is that he is known to BJ (possibly from Billy Joel's cocaine days?)...not exactly an endorsement that he is "known" in the music business.

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Somewhere with no extradition treaty with the United States?

Bwahahahaha!

Edited August 24, 2017 by BBHN

[motorcitymom65]

Well, I will be one of the first to admit I was wrong. I really thought it was a rental. The pad looks much better in the pics than it did on the show. Maybe staging it to prepare for going on the market.

What is with all of these chicks coming on the show(s) and putting their homes on the market after a season or two? 

[bagger]

14 hours ago, motorcitymom65 said:

Well, I will be one of the first to admit I was wrong. I really thought it was a rental. The pad looks much better in the pics than it did on the show. Maybe staging it to prepare for going on the market.

What is with all of these chicks coming on the show(s) and putting their homes on the market after a season or two? 

They should have shown a long shot of the house like they do in the article. It always looked like a townhome to me but in that shot you can really tell how beautiful and sprawling it is. 

Edited August 29, 2017 by bagger

[Nowhere]

If my ex-husbands bitch of a girlfriend didn't look like the poor man's version of Dorit, I'd really like her lol. But really, I think she's the sweetest and being attacked for no reason and she does handle herself well considering how viscious some of these women are. I like that her husband will defend her. Some men wouldn't. Granted, I don't know who any of these people are but I like this couple very much. 

[zoeysmom]

Dorit and her children in Mexico for photo shoot of her swim wear line:  http://people.com/home/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-dorit-kemsley-mexico-trip-with-kids-sneak-peek-swim-line/

[gundysgirl]

2 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

Dorit and her children in Mexico for photo shoot of her swim wear line:  http://people.com/home/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-dorit-kemsley-mexico-trip-with-kids-sneak-peek-swim-line/

Her children are just precious. 

[BBHN]

Like Bobby was to Jill Zarin, her kids are the best thing about her.

[DeeplyShallow]

On 1/26/2018 at 6:50 AM, zoeysmom said:

Dorit and her children in Mexico for photo shoot of her swim wear line:  http://people.com/home/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-dorit-kemsley-mexico-trip-with-kids-sneak-peek-swim-line/

Beverly Beach? I must have missed something, I thought that she named her line Nava Swimwear?

[biakbiak]

Designer ripped jeans for 1 year olds? Fuck off.

[Happy Camper]

I really wanted to like Dorit. I thought that "pantygate"was blown way out of proportion. I still think that Erica went a bit overboard about that.

But, now I am seeing Dorit in a different light. She is being way too over reactive. She is trying too hard. It seems like she is trying to become the center of attention all the time.  

I must admit that I do love seeing her kids, and PK, up to this point is fine with me. I can't hate him like so many others. I did appreciate him trying to tone her down when she went at Camille.

I do love seeing Dorit's kids on her Instagram. Her swimsuit line is gorgeous. If I were 30 years younger I would definitely be buying some of those suits!

But, on the show, Dorit is not the funny, genuine woman that I originally saw. She has lost a fan this season.

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[kokapetl]

On 26/01/2018 at 10:50 PM, zoeysmom said:

Dorit and her children in Mexico for photo shoot of her swim wear line:  http://people.com/home/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-dorit-kemsley-mexico-trip-with-kids-sneak-peek-swim-line/

She’s so orange 

[Happy Camper]

3 minutes ago, Kokapetl said:

She’s so orange 

Not seeing orange. Looks more tan.

[zoeysmom]

2 hours ago, Happy Camper said:

I really wanted to like Dorit. I thought that "pantygate"was blown way out of proportion. I still think that Erica went a bit overboard about that.

But, now I am seeing Dorit in a different light. She is being way too over reactive. She is trying too hard. It seems like she is trying to become the center of attention all the time.  

I must admit that I do love seeing her kids, and PK, up to this point is fine with me. I can't hate him like so many others. I did appreciate him trying to tone her down when she went at Camille.

I do love seeing Dorit's kids on her Instagram. Her swimsuit line is gorgeous. If I were 30 years younger I would definitely be buying some of those suits!

But, on the show, Dorit is not the funny, genuine woman that I originally saw. She has lost a fan this season.

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Dorit is her own worse enemy-she keeps talking when silence would be better suited.   I think she tends to also be in her own alternate universe.  There is just no way she could honestly believe there was any logic in the Camille conversation.  Next episode she sings.  She does like being the center of attention and has a lot of competition for that spot.  

She may have a resurgence.  

[BBHN]

2 hours ago, Kokapetl said:

She’s so orange 

Cool Ranch or Regular flavor?

[zoeysmom]

11 hours ago, biakbiak said:

Designer ripped jeans for 1 year olds? Fuck off.

Bless you.  This post should be liked about 10,000 times.

[grisgris]

Her boobs look painful. Both of the kids favor their father.

[nethania]

Dorit is the most stick up your ass, pretentious person I've ever seen. She needs a serious dose of self-awareness! Her obnoxious display at Teddi's house over the champagne glass was ridiculous! If you feel that it is etiquette to use the correct glass then you can do that at your own house, which she did the week before when Teddi & Edwin came to Dorit's house for dinner. That was totally appropriate. But when you're at someone else's home and they hand you a glass you don't start waving it around and announcing that it's the wrong glass and demanding a new one. That is the height of rudeness. Dorit claimed she never said anything to Teddi, but only asked the server to exchange the champagne glass for a wine glass, but I watched the episode and she made a huge scene walking around waving it in the air and loudly proclaiming "Dahling, I can't possibly drink my wine out of a champagne glass." She must have said it at least 3-5 times while Teddi attempted to have a conversation with her until she finally went to the server and demanded loudly that he exchange it for her. Who does this at someone else's home? And then she insulted Teddi by refusing to allow the spa people to touch her. These treatments are very expensive and Teddi didn't have to offer them to her friends. The week before that she made Teddi wait an hour for her at a restaurant. When she finally called her she said she was in traffic and wouldn't be there for 20 min. This woman is completely self-absorbed and has no regard for anyone else.  I get a real fake vibe from her starting with her completely fake accent.

Edited February 1, 2018 by nethania

[walnutqueen]

I think I finally figured out why Dorito crazy eyes speaks in staccato (I mean, besides the coke).  Somebody (and I'm looking at PK & Boy George) stuck the wrong fucking champagne glass up her ass.

[film noire]

2 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

 Somebody (and I'm looking at PK & Boy George) stuck the wrong fucking champagne glass up her ass.

A flute up her patoot? (Better than a tumbler up her rumbler!)

Edited February 1, 2018 by film noire

[walnutqueen]

23 minutes ago, film noire said:

A flute up her patoot? (Better than a tumbler up her rumbler!)

Yet again, with your witty self.

I bend my arthritic knee to the Mistress of all  things punny.

[BBHN]

Dorit needs to get a refund.

[walnutqueen]

4 hours ago, BBHN said:

Dorit needs to get a refund.

Dorito:  Half the human beings on this planet have boobs.  Yet there are none so tragic as yours.

[film noire]

6 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

Dorito:  Half the human beings on this planet have boobs.  Yet there are none so tragic as yours.

So tragic (they don't even look like breasts in that photo - more like she's smuggling two kissing babies in that top).

[walnutqueen]

10 minutes ago, film noire said:

So tragic (they don't even look like breasts in that photo - more like she's smuggling two kissing babies in that top).

You are much too kind.  "Kissing babies", indeed.

[film noire]

1 hour ago, walnutqueen said:

You are much too kind.  "Kissing babies", indeed.

You are on FIRE this week, Walnut Queen  - been cracking me up everywhere:)

Edited February 1, 2018 by film noire

[Jel]

It looks like the boob on the left is attempting to make a break for the armpit.  But it's playing it cool, kinda whistling casually so as not to draw too much attention before it makes its escape.

Edited February 1, 2018 by Jel

[mwell345]

1 hour ago, walnutqueen said:

Dorito:  Half the human beings on this planet have boobs.  Yet there are none so tragic as yours.

I noticed how bad they looked when she was sitting at the table talking to one of her minions at her house, planning PK's party - with the dramatic whispering so he wouldn't  hear her.  But they're 1000 times worse in that picture.  Hideous.

[yourmomiseasy]

Maybe Dorit's boobs were this bad last year, but no one noticed because they were overshadowed by the shit show on Eden Sassoon's chest.

[Cranky One]

I think Dorit's boobs have had enough of her this season and are trying to escape...

Seriously though, if I was talking to her in person in this outfit, I'd be looking at them the whole time instead of her face. How could you not?

[zoeysmom]

There is no excuse for Dorit's boobs.  She has access to both mirrors and plastic surgeons.

[walnutqueen]

3 hours ago, film noire said:

You are on FIRE this week, Walnut Queen  - been cracking me up everywhere:)

Kadooz should go to the cheap vodka.  And "cracking" should be reserved for those thongy undies responsible for Ramona Singer eyes.

[diadochokinesis]

Those boobs...  God, I don’t like to body shame but they are fake and they still look like that.  Did she use a Groupon for those things ‘cause that plastic surgeon should be out of business if his work typically looks like that.

How much you want to bet that she argued with the surgeon insisting on bigger implants?  Remember, she doesn’t do anything in moderation.  She’s all about excess and those boobs are definitely excess.

[grisgris]

Maybe she's angling for a guest appearance on "Botched."  

[Lura]

Those poor, stretched nipples of hers must have cried in pain for weeks.  Ol' Dorit doesn't have the latest thing, though.  Hollywood women have taken to wearing a round little bead on each nipple that shows through their clothing.  Let's rush out and get our beads, girls, and beat Dorit to the punch.

[Higgins]

When did nipples become not enough to poke through clothing that we have to use beads????? When I was young non-enhanced, unadorned breasts  were all the rage. Now they need water balloons and beads to get noticed. WTF?

[Jel]

1 hour ago, Higgins said:

When did nipples become not enough to poke through clothing that we have to use beads????? When I was young non-enhanced, unadorned breasts  were all the rage. Now they need water balloons and beads to get noticed. WTF?

Balloons, beads, what's next, a Mariachi band? 

[Higgins]

What glass goes with water balloons , beads and a Mariachi band event? Dorit knows and I don't think you can fit her breast in it. 

Edited February 2, 2018 by Higgins

[walnutqueen]

4 hours ago, Higgins said:

When did nipples become not enough to poke through clothing that we have to use beads????? When I was young non-enhanced, unadorned breasts  were all the rage. Now they need water balloons and beads to get noticed. WTF?

Thank you!!!!  Queen of the unadorned, unenhanced nekkidness here.  The first girl to sport boob job scars at the nude beach (yes they WERE that apparent!), also married a rich fat fucker, before that became "en vogue".  They divorced rather rapidly. 

Also, a very nasty photographer named Ken Honey entrapped a sweet young blonde named Dorothy Stratton on our beach.  We tried to warn her.  ;-(

I may, or may not have done something unspeakable to the camera that nasty portly fucker tried to point at my "furbaby".  Statutes of limitations ..

Edited February 2, 2018 by walnutqueen
ETA - a very pretty young boy I worked with suggested I plaster bandaids over my tragic sagging nipples. Then I can cut off the fuzzy end of a Q-Tip

[Baltimore Betty]

Did Dorit use the same contractor for her redo on her house as she did on her boobs?

[KungFuBunny]

On 2/1/2018 at 12:21 PM, BBHN said:

Dorit needs to get a refund.

Or an Acountaboobility Coach

A new profession is born.

[Natalie68]

10 hours ago, Higgins said:

What glass goes with water balloons , beads and a Mariachi band event? Dorit knows and I don't think you can fit her breast in it. 

No glass.  For that its a beer bong.  Duh!  :)

[Higgins]

10 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

No glass.  For that its a beer bong.  Duh!  :)

Those puppies might fit in a funnel.

[jnymph]

Holy shit.  I never thought there would be a more annoying housewife than Brandi Glanville. But here we are. 

Edited February 15, 2018 by jnymph

[SweetieDarling]

It seems that Dorit has an agenda this season:

She's already tried to drive a wedge between LVP. She's played Kyle's insecurities to make her feel that LVP isn't the close confidant friend knows her to be, and, somehow convinced her that LVP, once again, was using her manipulative skills to gang up on her during an argument about an argument about stemware.  Fortunately, LVP and Kyle have a real friendship, not just a "Hollywood friendship".

Dorit also seems to have painted a bullseye on Teddi. She was beyond late for drinks, and made a big deal out of Teddi's annoyance, then the stemware snobbery and ensuing drama. I have a couple of theories on why she'd do this;

a) Dorit is flaunting her second season status and going after the newbie for no other reason than she's the newbie. 

b) Dorit is on the show for the glamour, fashion, gaudy jewelry, expensive cars and general ostentatious displays of wealth, and Teddi represents the opposite of that.

c) Dorit is ignorant and has no awareness or concern of how her actions affect others.

d) Dorit is just a horrible person.

e) All of the above.

 

I don't know what she plans to achieve with this strategy.  Historically, this type of behavior from HWs has not sat well with the viewers and may result in her not being asked back for another season.

[BBHN]

She also seems to be wanting to break up Erika and Kyle as friends, too.

[SweetieDarling]

I don't know how I forgot to mention the whole "Everybody's mad at you for leaving" bs she pulled on Erika.  Was that an attempt to get her mad at Teddi with her weird choice of words (pun intended)? Teddi took it personally as if they were trying to blame her for Erika being upset about them talking about her...and why did she mention Kyle specifically, when exaggerating the tale of the discussion? The whole mess is so convoluted.

Then there's her comment about Camille. 

Maybe she's jealous of the other women and how secure they are in their own skin, so she's trying to make everyone else look bad? -except it's backfiring.

Is she trying to alienate everyone else so she can be besties with LVP? She seems to have delusions of LVPs grandeur.