Dorit Kemsley: She's an American, She Was Born in Connecticut!

[SuprSuprElevated]

4 minutes ago, Otherkate said:

The Kyle bottom is an abomination.

We're talking about the swimsuit now, right?

[zoeysmom]

6 hours ago, Otherkate said:

Is her line not being carried anywhere?

I think it's mostly boring which is surprising because Dorit does have a sense of style and it's rarely boring. Everyone made fun of her for the ripped up sweats, but if you stroll through Bloomingdales right now thats exactly what you'll find in the designer trend section. I actually quite like the Kyle bikini top, though you need to be really fit to pull it off. The Kyle bottom is an abomination. 

Strictly e commerce this time.  That is why I think she will kick this one off as Beverly Beach and then comeback with the line she wants for next year.  If she continues to do the bathing suit design stuff it may signal the end of her career on RHOBH.

I remember wearing bathing suit bottoms like the Kyle in the 80's.  Supposedly the were designed to lengthen the line of your legs-something Kyle could use.  I also had the Jockey underwear with the high thigh cut.  

[diadochokinesis]

5 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

Strictly e commerce this time.  That is why I think she will kick this one off as Beverly Beach and then comeback with the line she wants for next year.  If she continues to do the bathing suit design stuff it may signal the end of her career on RHOBH.

I remember wearing bathing suit bottoms like the Kyle in the 80's.  Supposedly the were designed to lengthen the line of your legs-something Kyle could use.  I also had the Jockey underwear with the high thigh cut.  

I call them the Baywatch bottoms because that is seriously what they look like.  I get that the 90's are making a comeback (which, ugh) but those bottoms were not that flattering. 

[SuprSuprElevated]

9 hours ago, diadochokinesis said:

those bottoms were not that flattering.

I recall that we couldn't really buy workout wear that wasn't made with this "french cut".  Ugh.

To me they reek of desperation, lol.

[yourmomiseasy]

On 3/5/2018 at 1:10 PM, film noire said:

I hate the super high cut on the maillot, especially on the Kyle  suit -- that line always makes a woman look like she's tucking:

I don't mind the high cut leg opening as much as the narrow cut of the crotch.  I don't care what I'm doing, I don't want half my labia hanging out.

[annewithaneee]

So I've been trying to figure out who it is that Dorit reminds me of so strongly, and I've finally cracked it.

She gives me Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek so much!! The never-ending wardrobe of wigs, the affected inconsistent accent, the fashion choices, and even Moira's screaming reminds me of Dorit's bizarre squawking. And I get the vibe that PK and Dorit are destined for a Rose-like descent into financial ruin, like, any minute now.

[rho]

14 hours ago, annewithaneee said:

So I've been trying to figure out who it is that Dorit reminds me of so strongly, and I've finally cracked it.

She gives me Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek so much!! The never-ending wardrobe of wigs, the affected inconsistent accent, the fashion choices, and even Moira's screaming reminds me of Dorit's bizarre squawking. And I get the vibe that PK and Dorit are destined for a Rose-like descent into financial ruin, like, any minute now.

I love this! I think we might be the only two people who watch both Schitts Creek and RHOBH lol. Can Catherine O Hara replace Dorit next season?

[annewithaneee]

1 hour ago, rho said:

I love this! I think we might be the only two people who watch both Schitts Creek and RHOBH lol. Can Catherine O Hara replace Dorit next season?

That would be the best. Oooh, and get David to replace Mikey as Erika's brand ambassador/choreographer/errand boy, I feel like his whole thing would improve Erika's storyline a billion percent.

[rho]

1 hour ago, annewithaneee said:

That would be the best. Oooh, and get David to replace Mikey as Erika's brand ambassador/choreographer/errand boy, I feel like his whole thing would improve Erika's storyline a billion percent.

I love this idea! David as Erika's lackey:

[Lura]

On ‎3‎/‎21‎/‎2018 at 1:16 AM, yourmomiseasy said:

  I don't care what I'm doing, I don't want half my labia hanging out.

  Can't help it.  Those hi-cuts make me think of Rinna's incredible wax job on her livingroom floor!  Ol' LisaR would need a waxing every morning to pull those things off.  Those hi-cuts also take me back to Yo.  Definitely NOT the right fit for her horse-riding days!  Just NO.

[yourmomiseasy]

Yikes, imagine if Rinna was wearing those bottoms when she did her creepy boat table dance. ?

[BBHN]

I do think Benthenny was the wrong NYC HW to crossover with. Or, she should have at least brought Sonja with her.

Dorit would have been dragged out in a straight jacket...

[jaync]

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I don't care what I'm doing, I don't want half my labia hanging out.

Quitter!

~Erika Jayne

[booboopbedoo]

I pick Dorit for most annoying housewife. so phoney and pretentious. He wide eyed look when lying makes her look like a deranged owl.

[zoeysmom]

Okay so Jagger is a cute little guy:  

[kokapetl]

14 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

Okay so Jagger is a cute little guy:  

Super cute! 

[TurtlePower]

On 3/20/2018 at 8:38 AM, SuprSuprElevated said:

I recall that we couldn't really buy workout wear that wasn't made with this "french cut".  Ugh.

To me they reek of desperation, lol.

Hate to admit this, but I was a lifeguard in the 90s and we wore similar onesies like they wore on Baywatch. We'd yank up our bottoms to copy the style (because our red Speedos weren't cut like that).  

Hanging head in shame.

[yourmomiseasy]

On 3/24/2018 at 9:43 PM, zoeysmom said:

Okay so Jagger is a cute little guy:  

He's cute enough that I thought about following PK because his insta is mostly Jagger.

[ParadoxLost]

I don't remember who did it but whoever put the link to Dorit's swimwear website was an unthinking, unfeeling monster:)P

Do you know how long I've had that stupid Beverly Beach ad at the top of this site? Too long. 

[walnutqueen]

2 hours ago, ParadoxLost said:

I don't remember who did it but whoever put the link to Dorit's swimwear website was an unthinking, unfeeling monster:)P

Do you know how long I've had that stupid Beverly Beach ad at the top of this site? Too long. 

It has been on my daily jigsaw puzzles site ever since!  So annoying.

[yourmomiseasy]

I'm getting ads for "G-string Monokinis" on my phone ☹  This is worse than when Bethenny made me get uterine fibroid study ads.

[dbell1]

Public service announcement: Don't go to Dorit's website to laugh and point at that horrific swimwear. You'll get ads for it every time you surf. I'm having PTSD daily. 

[Mrs peel]

5 hours ago, dbell1 said:

Public service announcement: Don't go to Dorit's website to laugh and point at that horrific swimwear. You'll get ads for it every time you surf. I'm having PTSD daily. 

Me too!  Very annoying.

[Kalamityjayne]

On 20/03/2018 at 12:04 AM, diadochokinesis said:

I call them the Baywatch bottoms because that is seriously what they look like.  I get that the 90's are making a comeback (which, ugh) but those bottoms were not that flattering. 

I was just watching LVP Baywatch Nights episode on her thread and those suits were all the rage straight from the opening scene with the creepy Extra girl giving the guy the lousiest shoulder rub I’ve seen in my life.

On 21/03/2018 at 4:16 AM, yourmomiseasy said:

I don't mind the high cut leg opening as much as the narrow cut of the crotch.  I don't care what I'm doing, I don't want half my labia hanging out.

That only looked like 1/4 labia. Tell your labia to get their shit together. 

 

But still, it’s more than I’d want to show. Who would want to wax that much to wear the damn thing?

On 22/03/2018 at 11:12 AM, rho said:

I love this! I think we might be the only two people who watch both Schitts Creek and RHOBH lol. Can Catherine O Hara replace Dorit next season?

Wrong! I do but I’m only on the first season. I need to catch up. Definitely watching with an eye to this comparison now.

On 04/04/2018 at 8:57 PM, TurtlePower said:

Hate to admit this, but I was a lifeguard in the 90s and we wore similar onesies like they wore on Baywatch. We'd yank up our bottoms to copy the style (because our red Speedos weren't cut like that).  

Hanging head in shame.

One of my fave confessions on these boards. Thank you for your honesty.??

On 06/04/2018 at 9:48 PM, ParadoxLost said:

I don't remember who did it but whoever put the link to Dorit's swimwear website was an unthinking, unfeeling monster:)P

Do you know how long I've had that stupid Beverly Beach ad at the top of this site? Too long. 

 

On 08/04/2018 at 5:07 PM, dbell1 said:

Public service announcement: Don't go to Dorit's website to laugh and point at that horrific swimwear. You'll get ads for it every time you surf. I'm having PTSD daily. 

 

On 08/04/2018 at 10:57 PM, Mrs peel said:

Me too!  Very annoying.

I would like to thank all the posters who have gone before that shared pics of said swim wear and saved me from the scourge of Beverly Beach ads In perpetuity. I dislike Derprit so much that I would have to get rid of the internets.

[LIMOM]

On 3/19/2018 at 12:24 PM, Otherkate said:

Is her line not being carried anywhere?

I think it's mostly boring which is surprising because Dorit does have a sense of style and it's rarely boring. Everyone made fun of her for the ripped up sweats, but if you stroll through Bloomingdales right now thats exactly what you'll find in the designer trend section. I actually quite like the Kyle bikini top, though you need to be really fit to pull it off. The Kyle bottom is an abomination. 

It is carried in Kyle’s stores so far.

[Higgins]

What does it mean if all the ads I get are for wills, insurance and cuntkins??

[zoeysmom]

On 4/12/2018 at 1:53 PM, Higgins said:

What does it mean if all the ads I get are for wills, insurance and cuntkins??

Acknowledgment the show is dying on the vine?  As to cuntkins-I have no idea.  

[Lura]

I would like to ask the dumbest question ever asked online:  What exactly is Dorit's purpose in life?  She has to be one of the greatest pretenders I have ever encountered, even on television.  I am trying to get back into this show after the absence of a season or two, and Dorit almost leaves me speechless.  She doesn''t fit.  I think she was born, raised, and hung out to dry for any takers.  Her only purpose seems to be to wander, playing at one thing after another, spending money as she goes but never really making any.  She's a straaaaange being. 

Edited April 17, 2018 by Lura

[kokapetl]

Dorit? I think she’s a verified Jew, and a trophy wife. If you’re a Jewish yuppie and you want a pretty blonde trophy wife and you don’t want the hassle of having your fiancé convert, she’s probably what you’re looking for. 

I mean no offense. 

Edited April 20, 2018 by Kokapetl

[Happy Camper]

10 hours ago, Lura said:

I would like to ask the dumbest question ever asked online:  What exactly is Dorit's purpose in life?  She has to be one of the greatest pretenders I have ever encountered, even on television.  I am trying to get back into this show after the absence of a season or two, and Dorit almost leaves me speechless.  She doesn''t fit.  I think she was born, raised, and hung out to dry for any takers. 

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Her only purpose seems to be to wander, playing at one thing after another, spending money as she goes but never really making any.  She's a straaaaange being. 

 

I can also attribute this to Erika Jayne.

Edited April 18, 2018 by Happy Camper

[Lura]

I imagine that BH is full of trophy wives.  I remember Ted Casablanca, who knew the inner workings of Hollywood as much as anyone did, writing on E! about many of them, from Cathy Hilton on down.  It seems like a pathetic existence to me, but if they crave money and pseudo status badly enough and are passably attractive, I guess that's their choice.  Yes, I think Erika fits into the same category, but at least she works hard at something, though I don't think that Dorit has Erika's drive for fame, do you?

[Reality police]

Omg! One of the ladies on RHOP just drank red wine out of a champagne flute. They are on a party bus so Dorit may forgive her.

[zoeysmom]

On 4/17/2018 at 11:53 AM, Lura said:

I would like to ask the dumbest question ever asked online:  What exactly is Dorit's purpose in life?  She has to be one of the greatest pretenders I have ever encountered, even on television.  I am trying to get back into this show after the absence of a season or two, and Dorit almost leaves me speechless.  She doesn''t fit.  I think she was born, raised, and hung out to dry for any takers.  Her only purpose seems to be to wander, playing at one thing after another, spending money as she goes but never really making any.  She's a straaaaange being. 

Dorit is and was a fashion person-she made her own way the first 35 years of her life.  She is the mother of two children-real children not pretend children.  She certainly has her fashion industry credits-I have only seen as a wife/mom and fashion designer and makes her own money as a RH.  She is an odd duck and for some reason Dorit spending money is a big deal.  I would say it pales to Erika.

[geauxaway]

I’m currently drinking cheap white wine out of my low ball hot pink Yeti cup.  With ice cubes.  OH FOR SHAME!   Sorry not sorry, it keeps it cold and it doesn’t sweat.  Girl gotta do what a girl gotta do.  

[AntAnn]

1 hour ago, geauxaway said:

I’m currently drinking cheap white wine out of my low ball hot pink Yeti cup.  With ice cubes.  OH FOR SHAME!   Sorry not sorry, it keeps it cold and it doesn’t sweat.  Girl gotta do what a girl gotta do.  

CHEERS! ??

[rho]

[Giselle]

On 3/21/2018 at 1:16 AM, yourmomiseasy said:

I don't mind the high cut leg opening as much as the narrow cut of the crotch.  I don't care what I'm doing, I don't want half my labia hanging out.

 

PK does.

[chenoa333]

Couldn't find an appropriate thread for this but Boy (hahaha) George is on network TV (Steve Harvey) promoting his.new tour. He looks (as John Wayne would say) ReGod Damn Dickulous)

[HunterHunted]

Dorit is apparently the inspiration for Jacqueline's hair in season 4 of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Previously they'd made fun of Erika in season 3.

[hoodooznoodooz]

13 hours ago, HunterHunted said:

Dorit is apparently the inspiration for Jacqueline's hair in season 4 of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Previously they'd made fun of Erika in season 3.

I had never had any interest in watching the UKS, but I am going to watch it now, for the above and Hello Hadid. Which episode references Erika in season 3? Is Jacqueline sporting gold bird excrement?

[HunterHunted]

22 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I had never had any interest in watching the UKS, but I am going to watch it now, for the above and Hello Hadid. Which episode references Erika in season 3? Is Jacqueline sporting gold bird excrement?

It's season 3 episode 12. It's Jacqueline again. Andy Cohen is considering her for Real Housewives of New York. Part of her audition was a "music video" of her writhing around nearly naked with lots of blonde hair and thigh high boots. She says "imagine music playing" and then warbles "I'm looking for a sugar daddy who's got a lap for his baby." She continues writhing and sucking her thumb.

No gold bird poop. It's just that incredibly slicked back on one side and weird crinkle waves on the other side look that Dorit likes to sport.

Jacqueline is also Native American, but passes for white and continually does things that would offend Native Americans. It never occurred to me until now that she's supposed to be a little bit like Luann as well.

Hello Hadid shows up in season 4 episode 3. That episode is a little different. It's a parody of one those true crime documentaries. It's about the guy who abducted Kimmy as a 14 year old and held her captive for 15 years.

Edited July 12, 2018 by HunterHunted

[hoodooznoodooz]

2 hours ago, HunterHunted said:

It's season 3 episode 12. It's Jacqueline again. Andy Cohen is considering her for Real Housewives of New York. Part of her audition was a "music video" of her writhing around nearly naked with lots of blonde hair and thigh high boots. She says "imagine music playing" and then warbles "I'm looking for a sugar daddy who's got lap for his baby." She continues writhing and sucking her thumb.

No gold bird poop. It's just that incredibly slicked back on one side and weird crinkle waves on the other side look that Dorit likes to sport.

Jacqueline is also Native American, but passes for white and continually does things that would offend Native Americans. It never occurred to me until now that she's supposed to be a little bit like Luann as well.

 

Thank you! This sounds really good!  I am in!

”Imagine music playing.” Hee!!!

eta: Tina Fey, Jane Krakowski, Jon Hamm and Carol Kane!!! Why haven’t I been watching this all along?

Edited July 11, 2018 by hoodooznoodooz

[Soaper410]

On 5/6/2018 at 9:52 PM, zoeysmom said:

Dorit is and was a fashion person-she made her own way the first 35 years of her life.  She is the mother of two children-real children not pretend children.  She certainly has her fashion industry credits-I have only seen as a wife/mom and fashion designer and makes her own money as a RH.  She is an odd duck and for some reason Dorit spending money is a big deal.  I would say it pales to Erika.

She reminds me a lot of Taylor from the first season. Taylor was constantly showing us how wealthy and special her marriage was.  It came across super fake and “trying to hard” even amongst these ladies.

Dorit to me is the same, she tries really hates to seem like she perfect.  Maybe it’s just how she is?

[bagger]

[onatrek]

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According to court documents obtained by The Blast, Kemsley was sued by the Bellagio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas back in 2013 after he allegedly failed to pay back a $3.6 million casino marker he was granted in June 2009.

<snip>

Now, the casino is asking the court to order a judgment in the amount of the remaining balance so that they can use it to go after Kemsley and seize assets if necessary.

<snip>

Meanwhile, Dorit is dealing with a separate lawsuit from a business partner over her Beverly Beach swimwear line, TMZ reported earlier this month.

https://people.com/tv/dorit-kemsley-husband-pk-sued-casino/

[KungFuBunny]

Lisa Rinna should hang this up in her house when Dorit comes by

 

[druzy]

I'm not sure if this was posted. It's a video of Lucy in the basement that PK posted and since deleted. I found it hard to watch so I am posting it as a spoiler.

Spoiler

Lucy could have gotten hurt. 

[walnutqueen]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

I'm not sure if this was posted. It's a video of Lucy in the basement that PK posted and since deleted. I found it hard to watch so I am posting it as a spoiler.

  Reveal spoiler

Lucy could have gotten hurt. 

Don't be surprised if Keith Morrison has late night Walmart video surveillance of me buying a pitchfork and a torch.

[Reality police]

46 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

Don't be surprised if Keith Morrison has late night Walmart video surveillance of me buying a pitchfork and a torch.

We're right behind you!

[walnutqueen]

15 minutes ago, Reality police said:

We're right behind you!

You do realize that a pitchfork and a torch is a euphemism for a shovel and a tarp, amirite?