Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!

[Oldernowiser]

39 minutes ago, BrianJ1962 said:

Is there a fundie friendly douche?

Well, that’s what I think of Derrick, minus the “friendly” part.

Edited June 6, 2019 by Oldernowiser

[lulu69]

37 minutes ago, BrianJ1962 said:

Is there a fundie friendly douche?

I doubt it. Can't  risk washing out the godly sperm they've collected and allow the devil to build a fortress. The devil just loooves building fortresses.

[lulu69]

6 minutes ago, Oldernowiser said:

Well, that’s how I think of Derrick, minus the “friendly” part.

Now, now don't single out poor Dreck. There are plenty of douches in the Duggar clan.

[dariafan]

46 minutes ago, BrianJ1962 said:

Is there a fundie friendly douche?

Yeah his name is Derrick.   I’ll show myself out

[Temperance]

You can shower and not wash your hair. In fact if you take daily showers that can be a good idea, because that way you don't strip your hair of natural oils.  Jill may be showering daily, but only washing her hair once or twice a week.

I could see fundies being into not washing their hair too much, because it saves money. 

[BrianJ1962]

With her families penchant for thrift maybe the share the actual bag, a communal bag for douching. Welcome prayer closet

[BrianJ1962]

1 hour ago, dariafan said:

Yeah his name is Derrick.   I’ll show myself out

We hold hands on the way out. Scene

[doodlebug]

14 hours ago, Ocean Chick said:

I got you beat. I shower at night because we had 7 people and only 1 bathroom. Also learned to shower in less than 10 minutes. 

I got you all beat. 8 people, 1 bathroom, tub but no shower.  No way anyone had time for a tub bath in the morning.

[Abstract]

The idea that physical attractiveness is only important for men. Argh! Give me a break! 

This is really a sore spot for me. I've typed/deleted several times but I'm just going to leave it at that.

[Natalie68]

6 hours ago, 65mickey said:

Don't believe for a minute that Jill wrote that crap. She might believe it but she lifted this from another source or sources. In the early 70's Marabel Morgan wrote a book with basically this same stupid advice, The Total Woman.  Lots of women bought into this. This was 40 years ago. FASTING for your husband??  No if I want to drop a few lbs. I'll do this for me.  According to Jill the natural follow up to Jesus saying love your neighbor was have more sex with your spouse.  What a stupid young woman married for 5 years doling out advice on how to have a happy marriage. She should come back in 30, 40 or 50 years and let us know how all this one sided husband worship worked out for her  She must really be afraid that Dullard will stray if she needs to humiliate herself like this. 

If I had to fast for my husband I think it would defeat any purpose because I would be cranky as hell.  One thing I would like to ask Jill is what would she do if Derrick died or left her (for Becky in the 3rd row)?  She has no means of supporting herself and her kids.  This goes for all the Duggar women.  I think every spouse NEEDS to be able to support themselves should something terrible happen.  

[Saylii]

17 hours ago, Zella said:

I remember some rumors/blind item when the friend of theirs was kidnapped and murdered in El Salvador that somehow Derick was culpable. Do any of you remember this? I'm sure I didn't invent this in my mind. It always seemed a bit far-out there to me. 

Edited to add: the rumor Derick was involved is what seemed far-out there to me, not the fact that a man was murdered. 

The only way Derick would be involved is if he did something stupid and inadvertent, but I can’t see him killing anyone.  They said on the show that Derick would drive around for hours with a group of men looking for people to convert — get involved with breaking up gangs, or trying to cut off a drug supply by turning someone to Jesus, and I can see people getting killed.  Hopefully the “friends” would know better to keep Derick away from super horrible people but who knows how that group operates.

[ozziemom]

4 hours ago, doodlebug said:

I got you all beat. 8 people, 1 bathroom, tub but no shower.  No way anyone had time for a tub bath in the morning.

Are you my sister? We washed our long hair in the kitchen sink.

[FizzyPuff]

On 6/5/2019 at 12:06 AM, Scarlett45 said:

I was just about to post this. Jill is an adult woman, if she wants to talk about her sexuality I respect that more than those awful recipes!!

I’d rather Jill didn’t talk about her sexuality, sex tips, housewife tips or recipes. She should just do what a Jessa does post cute photos of her kids.

On 6/5/2019 at 7:22 PM, Oldernowiser said:

Okay the whole thing is completely fucking horrifying but this line cracked me up...

If nothing else, it will make life a lot more interesting for that poor wife...

Lol imagine Derek coming home one day and Jill says that’s she invited another women into their marital bed. Do you think he’d divorce her?

On 6/5/2019 at 7:33 PM, libgirl2 said:

This is the line that made me gasp! Seriously??? 

Let him talk first-remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

I wonder if there was a lot of unexplained male deaths in the 50s? 

[EmeraldGirl]

Hey, I only wash my hair once a week unless it’s pool or beach weather (which it is now).  It’s below my shoulders but dry, so that and natural drying works for me. But it never looks greasy, which I can see in most Duggars except for Jinger, Kendra, and the always man hunting Jana. 

Plus I have the luxury of being retired. I don’t shower until after the beach or pool, so once a day. 🙅‍♀️  Suck it, Duggars! Although I guess you could call all the women retired since they never do much (except Joy and her drill). 

[Totally]

If I don’t shower in the morning, I feel manky, I need to wash away the night 

I do think Jill needs to wash her hair more often than she does ..and cut it.. lots of it 

[PradaKitty]

I kind of wonder how the Dugger spouses react to their new husband/wife’s poor personal hygiene once they are married. (Quite the honeymoon surprise!) I’m sure they weren’t raised with daily baths and we’ve seen how often their hair looks grungy, etc. 

I wonder if the new husband/wife needs to train their spouse in matters of personal cleanliness...

[Zella]

4 minutes ago, PradaKitty said:

I kind of wonder how the Dugger spouses react to their new husband/wife’s poor personal hygiene once they are married. (Quite the honeymoon surprise!) I’m sure they weren’t raised with daily baths and we’ve seen how often their hair looks grungy, etc. 

I wonder if the new husband/wife needs to train their spouse in matters of personal cleanliness...

Wouldn't surprise me since it seems basic table manners have to be introduced to them. It's like they are feral children raised by wild wolves. 😞 

[Barb23]

10 hours ago, ozziemom said:

Are you my sister? We washed our long hair in the kitchen sink.

That sure brings back memories.   My sister & I did the same thing.  

3 hours ago, PradaKitty said:

I kind of wonder how the Dugger spouses react to their new husband/wife’s poor personal hygiene once they are married. (Quite the honeymoon surprise!) I’m sure they weren’t raised with daily baths and we’ve seen how often their hair looks grungy, etc. 

I wonder if the new husband/wife needs to train their spouse in matters of personal cleanliness...

I'm sure that is a surprise for the new spouse. 

"But it's only Monday.....Thursday is my day!"

[ginger90]

2 pictures 

[lulu69]

Derick's arm is so skinny it looks like it could snap in a strong breeze. That boy is not well.

[Minivanessa]

8 hours ago, Totally said:

I do think Jill needs to wash her hair more often than she does ..and cut it.. lots of it 

I agree that it's too long and scraggly. I don't know about the frequency of washing it, but IMO she just doesn't care for it properly.

Somewhere upthread recently, it was posted that she said on social media that her hair gets "matted." She may have hair that's prone to matting, but if she brushes/combs it well every day that would go a long way to prevent matting. I looked it up; other methods to prevent matting include trimming off the dead split ends, which I'd bet she never does. Also, how you handle long hair when drying it after a shampoo can make a difference as to whether you get mats and snarls. 

As I write this I'm watching local TV news. There are some very intelligent and competent women on that show - anchor, reporters, traffic reporter, etc. In their 20's and 30's - and *all* of them have long hair. Seriously below-the-shoulders long hair. It's the fashion these days and not just for on-air TV people. But *none* of them have out of control Duggarish freakish long hair. 

Anyway, poor Jill's hair is just sad, and her admitting that it gets matted is just another instance of how clueless she is. With all their yakking about the godliness of their sacred long hair, didn't the Duggar daughters learn how to care for that hair while growing up? Oh, never mind. They were too busy doing housework and raising their siblings. 

[Suzn]

12 hours ago, Puffin said:

I’d rather Jill didn’t talk about her sexuality, sex tips, housewife tips or recipes. She should just do what a Jessa does post cute photos of her kids.

She has no basis from which to give advice other that her limited, narrow personal experience and what she's seen the cult in which she was raised, so there is nothing to offer there.  And, I still have the old-fashioned view that there are personal things to be kept private.  I don't need to know about your sex life and you don't need to know about mine.  There are valuable things to share with a select few.

[farmgal4]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

2 pictures 

Dickhead is positively skeletal. 

[dariafan]

20 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

If I had to fast for my husband I think it would defeat any purpose because I would be cranky as hell.  One thing I would like to ask Jill is what would she do if Derrick died or left her (for Becky in the 3rd row)?  She has no means of supporting herself and her kids.  This goes for all the Duggar women.  I think every spouse NEEDS to be able to support themselves should something terrible happen.  

Deep down they think jobs having wimen are sinning

[dariafan]

Dry shampoo Jill.  It’s a wonderful thing when you A- need it.  B are lazy

[Sew Sumi]

Jill knows of dry shampoo. In the Jill and Jessa hair tutorial with Ellie (from the blog), they revealed that they used Suave. 

[GeeGolly]

On 6/6/2019 at 11:09 AM, BrianJ1962 said:

Is there a fundie friendly douche?

Jana might know.

[Marshmallow Mollie]

Jill and Derick have been married for what, five years? When my relationship was only five years old, we had all the sex all the time. I don’t read Jill’s tips as actually being helpful tips as much as it’s just the, er, season of life she is in. She’s just still in the hot and heavy phase. Problem is, she doesn’t know it is a phase. What’s going to happen when, somewhat inevitably, neither one wants four times a week, or three times a week, or twice a week? She is going to think there is trouble in the marriage. Perhaps they (or Derick) is already hitting that point and that was part of her motivation in writing the post?

[allonsyalice]

On 6/6/2019 at 11:09 AM, BrianJ1962 said:

Is there a fundie friendly douche?

Jeremy. 

[Marigold]

Jilly Muffin cannot get a break. 

Jessa and Jinger have girls.  The other Duggs are pregnant. Jill didn't get her highly desired home birth and Jessa just scored her third home birth! 

She pierces her nose and we all think it's a dirty pimple. She wears shorts and sleeveless shirts and we all think it's a hot mess. 

Jilly gets desperate and tells the entire world that they have having the hot sex 3-4 times a week.  She is glowing in all the attention.  Finally, her big moment! 

Boom! Jinger is now a blonde.

Jill who?  

[BrianJ1962]

Poor Jilly Muffin can't get any respect. 

Could this be Jana: Hobosexual - Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.

[BigBingerBro]

If Jill ever decides to shave her head or dye her hair pink, it'll break the Internet.

[Brown eyed girl]

[galaxychaser]

The poor kids only eat junk food. Surprisingly they aren’t obese. I posted a comment let’s see if she responds lol.

[Lunera]

I still remember when the Dullards posted a picture of them giving a "homeless" couple a box of free donuts after being criticized for getting dozens of free donuts from Krispy Kreme.

[marypat57]

On 6/5/2019 at 11:20 PM, Ocean Chick said:

I got you beat. I shower at night because we had 7 people and only 1 bathroom. Also learned to shower in less than 10 minutes. 

I've got both of you beat.  I grew up in a household of 10 and 1 bathroom.  The boys(6 of them) showered at night because they did not have to worry about fixing their hair.  The girls (I had a younger sister) could shower in the morning.  I think my mother took her shower after everyone had gone to school.  

[farmgal4]

2 hours ago, Brown eyed girl said:

They’d better start a dental fund for Israel.  I’m pretty sure that he’s going to need it.  His mouth is jacked up just like his father’s, bless his heart.

[Sew Sumi]

So, is Derelict working? Casual Friday at best. 

[galaxychaser]

1 hour ago, farmgal4 said:

They’d better start a dental fund for Israel.  I’m pretty sure that he’s going to need it.  His mouth is jacked up just like his father’s, bless his heart.

Jesus will provide a free dentist. 

[Barb23]

1 hour ago, Sew Sumi said:

So, is Derelict working? Casual Friday at best. 

I thought the same thing.

[Quilt Fairy]

I can't beat anyone on size of household because there was only my Mom and Dad and me, but let's see if someone can top this:  until I was 8 or so, we had no hot water heater.  Which meant when someone took a bath (which only happened once a week, believe me) my Mom had to get out a couple of giant kettles and heat water on the stove and then mix the boiling water in the tub with the cold water from the faucet. 

[Snow Fairy]

Every time I see Israel or Sam posing for the camera, I feel so sorry for them. I can't explain why, just do.

I don't get that vibe for other Duggar grandchildren

[Broken Ox]

On 6/3/2019 at 8:27 PM, BradandJanet said:

Jill's slop sounds like the godly relationship treacle Audrey and Jeremy Roloff (Little People, Big World) spout. 

Audrey says you have to kiss intentionally for 15 seconds. Take that, Jill!

[BrianJ1962]

8 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

So, is Derelict working? Casual Friday at best. 

Casual wife casual life

[galaxychaser]

12 hours ago, galaxychaser said:

The poor kids only eat junk food. Surprisingly they aren’t obese. I posted a comment let’s see if she responds lol.

Not Jill, but I got a few comments from others to mind my own business! 

[ginger90]

New blog post: most of the pictures are repeats so I just included a few.

March 2019 Pictures and Videos

Jun 8, 2019 | Family Blog, Photos | 1 

The month of March included some snow, Derick’s birthday, trips to the park, visits to our house under construction, and time with family and friends over Derick’s spring break!

Hope you enjoy the pictures and videos in this long overdue post! I contemplated switching to smaller, regular updates and not doing the monthly pictures and videos, but haven’t decided yet…I’m gonna try to catch up on the past few monthly ones for now. 

[ginger90]

There’s a video of Derick climbing the wall, but I can’t attach it.

[ginger90]

I missed this one the first time around.

[lulu69]

I'm not a neat freak by any stretch of the imagination but the inside of Jill's car just made my skin crawl. The grime on Iz's car seat and in the cup holders is particularly disgusting.  

[BitterApple]

 I don't expect a one year-old or four year-old to be perfect eaters and never drop a crumb, but the state of that backseat is disgusting. Derick and Jill don't work, they should have no problem keeping a reasonably well-maintained home and car. 

Derick's birthday party looks like it was held in a garage. Amazing the things these idiots spend money on.