The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

[BitterApple 136.6k]

1 hour ago, emmawoodhouse said:

There's also the definition of "work" as it pertains to Duggarville. 😁

Lulz! I was about to say, I suspect these lots are nothing but one giant money laundering scam, so "work" is a loosely defined verb here. 

[Pinke 2.1k]

Out of curiosity I did a reverse image search on that picture of Jeremy holding a blurred Evy Jo and landed on a bizarre article about said pap stroll and current Duggar news.

 

Among interesting tidbits:

-Jinger, you say? Uh-uh. Meet Zinger Dagger (I wish I was kidding 💀)

-In an interesting twist, the title implies that Josh is both Jinger and Jeremy's brother.

-Sex pest is now sexual pest.

-Jeremy, also known here as Andrew (??), is a man of many names - Volo, Violo and Vuolo.

 

Not to mention the grammatical creativity and other factual errors.

The office and phone number for this website are from India, so I assume some of the unusual wording could be Indian English and/or language barrier issues, but that is terrible reporting regardless. They even linked the Daily Mail article about that same pap stroll. I feel like I've been trolled 😂

Edited May 4 by Pinke

[mynextmistake 14.0k]

On 5/2/2021 at 10:36 AM, BitterApple said:

Looking at this picture, does it strike anyone else as funny that Jeremy is walking distanced from Jinger and the other guy? If you didn't know the context, you'd think he's the celebrity and they're his staff: nanny and bodyguard. 

It just reminds me of when celebrities do famewhore strolls through airports. They always make sure they're photographed holding the kids while their employees trail behind them wrangling the luggage. 

Yeah who is that guy? And why is Jeremy dressed like Ronald McDonald?

[emmawoodhouse 28.6k]

2 minutes ago, mynextmistake said:

Yeah who is that guy? And why is Jeremy dressed like Ronald McDonald?

The guy is Jeremy Fall. He's a chef and restaurant owner. I have no clue how he hooked up with the Vuolos other than Jer hitting him up via IG. 

[Zella 78.1k]

54 minutes ago, Pinke said:

Out of curiosity I did a reverse image search on that picture of Jeremy holding a blurred Evy Jo and landed on a bizarre article about said pap stroll and current Duggar news.

 

Among interesting tidbits:

-Jinger, you say? Uh-uh. Meet Zinger Dagger (I wish I was kidding 💀)

-In an interesting twist, the title implies that Josh is both Jinger and Jeremy's brother.

-Sex pest is now sexual pest.

-Jeremy, also known here as Andrew (??), is a man of many names - Volo, Violo and Vuolo.

 

Not to mention the grammatical creativity and other factual errors.

The office and phone number for this website are from India, so I assume some of the unusual wording could be Indian English and/or language barrier issues, but that is terrible reporting regardless. They even linked the Daily Mail article about that same pap stroll. I feel like I've been trolled 😂

Not gonna lie--Zinger Dagger is an awesome name! 

[CouchTater 8.6k]

5 hours ago, Pinke said:

Out of curiosity I did a reverse image search on that picture of Jeremy holding a blurred Evy Jo and landed on a bizarre article about said pap stroll and current Duggar news.

I have such Josh Duggar/CSA fatigue right now, but I can't stop reading about it, even though there has been no new news since Friday.

HOWEVER, the article Pinke linked was hilarious, not in topic but in execution.  

The writing was bizarre and apparently translated by a bot?    I don't even know what they're trying to say here:  "Dagger was detained in Springdale, Arkansas the day after he crouched, but no charges had been announced at that time."

[ginger90 74.7k]

9 hours ago, cmr2014 said:

Multiple people have noted that Josiah has been completely missing from SM for weeks.

Their  most recent Instagram post was on November 8, 2020.

[laurakaye 52.4k]

19 hours ago, libgirl2 said:

We already had someone put in a request for the book at the library I work at. WE don't have it on order but probably will order it now. 

I have it on hold at my library, but I made sure they'd already ordered it.  No way do I want my name in any way associated with the purchase of this book by any entity.

I wonder how Jere is holding up....the book that was going to make him a household name and shoot him to the top of the NYT best-seller's list, completely derailed by his disgusting brother-in-law.  I just hope he's giving Jinger the support she needs right now and not huffing fountain-pen ink and wailing that his precious memoir has become dollar-store fodder.

Edited May 4 by laurakaye

[Ohiopirate02 38.7k]

1 minute ago, laurakaye said:

I have it on hold at my library, but I made sure they'd already ordered it.  No way do I want my name in any way associated with the purchase of this book by any entity.

I wonder how Jere is holding up....the book that was going to make him a household name and shoot him to the top of the NYT best-seller's list, completely derailed by his disgusting brother-in-law.  I just hope he's giving Jinger the support she needs right now and not huffing his fountain-pen ink and wailing that his precious memoir has become dollar-store fodder.

This book was never going to hit the NYT best-seller list.  They may have hit the USA Today best-seller list.  The NYT has it's own formula which relies upon tracking sales in a select number of bookstores around the country, and those bookstores are not the ones where The Hope We Hold would ever sell more than 2 copies.  The USA Today list is a lot more comprehensive and includes all formats.  

[laurakaye 52.4k]

5 minutes ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

This book was never going to hit the NYT best-seller list.

Oh, for sure!  But I imagine that Rev. Fancy Pants figured it would, and that he'd be a sought-after interview subject and spokesmodel.  'Cause he's just so handsome and interesting and all. ;)

Edited May 4 by laurakaye

[Tikichick 16.6k]

6 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Their  most recent Instagram post was on November 8, 2020.

That seems more significant to me in light of the reports that he was on the Zoom court hearing and he had worked for a time at the car lot.

That's absolutely not pointing any finger of suspicion at him, merely wondering if he was subpoenaed to testify for the grand jury and wanted to draw back publicly from the attention that was headed their way.

[Tuxcat 11.5k]

22 hours ago, OpieTaylor said:

Us us - we the hoped-for readers. Over several Instagram videos over the course of a few days (pre-Josh arrest), Jer kept trying to describe why they wrote this book - to be of so much help to the reader. Apparently their lives both individually and together have been remarkably inspirational.

I just listened to the live with jinger/Jeremy and Jessa and then to the interview with US - not us. 😁 What is the # one question an author gets when they write a book? "Why did you write the book?"  For Jeremy to not have a concise reasonable thoughtful explanation is unforgivable really.

He meanders to this general message. He wrote it for us - us -not US. He can't wait to see how it impacts our lives. He wanted to give us a deep dive into his life because we can only be connected to him superficially through the show and social media. So he wanted to give us opportunity to deep dive into his life.  He is excited for the investment that WE will make in him by investing our money into purchasing the book and investing our time in reading the book. He will be gratified by watching us make those investments.

You could not make this up. I could not believe the self centered crap spewing from his mouth.

4 minutes ago, Tikichick said:

That's absolutely not pointing any finger of suspicion at him, merely wondering if he was subpoenaed to testify for the grand jury and wanted to draw back publicly from the attention that was headed their way.

that is the rumor on reddit.

Edited May 4 by Tuxcat

[Oldernowiser 53.7k]

There’s no “deep” in which to dive, FFS. Honestly, who do you have to be to think your life at all of 35 is so aspirational as to deserve a memoir? He’s done pretty much zero, if you don’t count a minor gift for latching on to the coattails of the infamous.

Such a putz. 

[iwantcookies 23.1k]

Jeremy is no Mozart ! Memoir of what? What he grifted since being in California?

[iwantcookies 23.1k]

Zinger Dagger is a damn good superhero name !

[MsJamieDornan 9.1k]

1 hour ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

This book was never going to hit the NYT best-seller list. 

But, but, but Amazon will let me read it with a free trial of audiobook !!

[Nysha 24.5k]

2 hours ago, laurakaye said:

I wonder how Jere is holding up....the book that was going to make him a household name and shoot him to the top of the NYT best-seller's list, completely derailed by his disgusting brother-in-law.  I just hope he's giving Jinger the support she needs right now and not huffing fountain-pen ink and wailing that his precious memoir has become dollar-store fodder.

All Josh did is move the dollar store premier date up a couple of months and the only person who doesn't seem to already know that is Jeremy.

[Lady Whistleup 8.8k]

Jinger posted on her IG stories promoting her book. 

[Oldernowiser 53.7k]

1 hour ago, iwantcookies said:

Memoir of what? What he grifted since being in California?

Next up…the sequel: “Meals I Have Eaten,” by Jeremy Vuolo.

[crazy8s 18.6k]

8 minutes ago, Oldernowiser said:

Next up…the sequel: “Meals I Have Eaten,” by Jeremy Vuolo.

part III - shoes worn by a Breakout star, bid now! -because I never made it to PreachersnSneakers

Edited May 4 by crazy8s

[Ohiopirate02 38.7k]

25 minutes ago, Lady Whistleup said:

Jinger posted on her IG stories promoting her book. 

[Lurk 542]

1 hour ago, iwantcookies said:

Zinger Dagger is a damn good superhero name !

 

I noticed that they spelled the last name correctly for Pest, but they put Dagger for Jboob and Mechelle.

Maybe that's part of their Witless Protection Plan and that is their undercover name?

[iwantcookies 23.1k]

24 minutes ago, Oldernowiser said:

Next up…the sequel: “Meals I Have Eaten,” by Jeremy Vuolo.

That’s all he writes in his fancy journal with his fancy pen! 

[GeeGolly 100.7k]

Jinger just posted a 3 minute book launch video and Jeremy posted a pic.

[emmawoodhouse 28.6k]

And reviews! Here's Punchable Aunt Cade and Gabby's.

https://www.instagram.com/p/COd338_LJxf/?igshid=1wpqor94agffc

Benessa: 

https://www.instagram.com/p/COd3meXlBFz/?igshid=nxl51f6a2fmu

Edited May 4 by emmawoodhouse

[SMama 19.3k]

4 hours ago, Tikichick said:

That seems more significant to me in light of the reports that he was on the Zoom court hearing and he had worked for a time at the car lot.

That's absolutely not pointing any finger of suspicion at him, merely wondering if he was subpoenaed to testify for the grand jury and wanted to draw back publicly from the attention that was headed their way.

Was the Zoom open to the general public? I thought it was for the media. I obviously have no idea how this works. 
 

On topic, the book was always going to bomb but now Jeremy can blame Josh. 

[Cinnabon 6.6k]

Neither can close their gaping maws and Jinjer needs to cut her hair again.

[BitterApple 136.6k]

Those gaping mouths remind me of the over-exaggerated smiles Kate Middleton always does when she's at some inane event and faking it. Sorry, Kate, nobody likes basket-weaving with centenarians that much. Jinger and Jeremy are giving me that same vibe.

[Tikichick 16.6k]

1 minute ago, SMama said:

Was the Zoom open to the general public? I thought it was for the media. I obviously have no idea how this works. 
 

On topic, the book was always going to bomb but now Jeremy can blame Josh. 

I've never had a clear understanding of what the status of the Zoom was.   When I discussed earlier  that aside from specifically designated confidential matters courts have been livestreaming proceedings, even those conducted by Zoom, during the pandemic to comply with the right of the public to attend court hearings as part of the public interest  I was assured I am completely wrong because it's codified in law that in federal court cameras are not allowed, period.   

I don't work in a federal setting, but I still fail to see how when a courtroom is inaccessible to the public while hearings are being held on Zoom it is legal to deny the public any access by which to observe all phases of a trial.   Personally I believe the cameras ban refers to media and does not override the right of the public to access court proceedings, but I am not a lawyer.  

[BigBingerBro 16.2k]

Jinger Duggar Reflects on Brother Josh Duggar’s ‘Nightmare’ Molestation Scandal in 2015

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[libgirl2 23.9k]

43 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Those gaping mouths remind me of the over-exaggerated smiles Kate Middleton always does when she's at some inane event and faking it. Sorry, Kate, nobody likes basket-weaving with centenarians that much. Jinger and Jeremy are giving me that same vibe.

I would rather be kate in a heartbeat! Prince William or Jeremy??? Mmmmm....

[Ohiopirate02 38.7k]

38 minutes ago, BigBingerBro said:

I need to defend JerJin here.  Authors have zero control over the distribution of their books.  Contacting them does nothing.  I just checked and Amazon shows the book in stock.  

Edited May 4 by Ohiopirate02

[Oldernowiser 53.7k]

39 minutes ago, BigBingerBro said:

This is just…so…Jeremy. To clarify, he’s not responsible, but it’s so like him to have the appearance of doing something but having it not really happen. It’s his real brand, actually.

Edited May 4 by Oldernowiser

[ginger90 74.7k]

[Churchhoney 102.3k]

Oh, JIngle. Everyone would understand if you just gave a weak, moderate little smile.

Your giant phony smiles are too painfully phony. 

And giant smiles don't make people buy books anyway. 

[MargeGunderson 38.2k]

What’s with the gaping maw, Jinger? It looks stupid - and that’s saying something, considering you’re standing next to Jer.

[iwantcookies 23.1k]

1 hour ago, Cinnabon said:

Neither can close their gaping maws and Jinjer needs to cut her hair again.

They are copying Audrey and Jeremy Roloff. That’s how Audrey always smiles. 🙄

[iwantcookies 23.1k]

31 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Jeez go buy a pint of gasp Haagen Daaz. Get off my lawn!

I feel like an old crabby lady today.

Edited May 5 by iwantcookies

[SMama 19.3k]

7 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

They are copying Audrey and Jeremy Roloff. That’s how Audrey always smiles. 🙄

That’s a smile?

[Crochetlady 830]

She thinks it makes her look so enthusiastic and excited. Like "woohoo". 

[Gigi43 6.9k]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

 

I take it that's some fancy brand of ice cream? Is there no Carvel in LA? They can pickup a Fudgie The Whale cake to celebrate this gigantic launch.

[BitterApple 136.6k]

1 hour ago, MargeGunderson said:

What’s with the gaping maw, Jinger? It looks stupid - and that’s saying something, considering you’re standing next to Jer.

I feel like this is Jinger's "White Girl Laughing At Salad" moment:

[Suzn 10.2k]

The Duggar girls don't know how to pose for shit.  Jill squinting into the sun and showing a half-inch of gum and Jinger with bug eyes and gaping mouth.  Jessa doesn't do anything so exaggerated but seems to find the least flattering position for her jaw.

Do they ever look at their pictures, much less with a critical eye?

[JoanArc 62.9k]

16 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

I feel like this is Jinger's "White Girl Laughing At Salad" moment:

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[iwantcookies 23.1k]

30 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

I feel like this is Jinger's "White Girl Laughing At Salad" moment:

For a second I thought that was Jinger! 

[Zella 78.1k]

1 hour ago, BitterApple said:

I feel like this is Jinger's "White Girl Laughing At Salad" moment:

Laughing or primal screaming at salad?

[Oldernowiser 53.7k]

1 hour ago, JoanArc said:

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Learn how to instantly add inches to your husband’s hairline, and go up 2 cup sizes! 

And fix Jeremy’s teeth!!! It’s a miracle!

 

[emmawoodhouse 28.6k]

They had a book signing tonight. Attendance was...sparse. 😁

https://www.instagram.com/p/COecUjYraXr/?igshid=1tj8veruy0ha7

[BitterApple 136.6k]

32 minutes ago, emmawoodhouse said:

They had a book signing tonight. Attendance was...sparse. 😁

https://www.instagram.com/p/COecUjYraXr/?igshid=1tj8veruy0ha7

Do authors normally scrawl in a bunch of books then put them on the shelves? I thought signings were held so fans could buy the book first and then have it autographed?