S06.E18: Dubai Daze

[nowcheckthat]

"After a full day of travel, the ladies finally step outside and see what Dubai has to offer. They drive through the sand dunes, shop at the local souk market and experience a traditional Arabian Nights dinner with meat from animals they didn't consider edible. Even though Yolanda stayed in Beverly Hills, there are still lingering feelings from the Munchausen fallout, leaving some ladies to feel deserted."

 

This episode looks GOOD. Been an uneventful season but at least we're going to get a solid final 3 episodes before the reunion.

[ElDosEquis]

I can hardly wait to see the faces of horror, repulsion and the stupid comments about the food.

 

There is also going to be the 'dainty tastes' and the faux gagging...Kyle, lvp, and lisa r are going retch, Eileen and Kathryn are going try some and Erica is going to watch everyone and make comments about them not being adventurous.

[zoeysmom]

I can hardly wait to see the faces of horror, repulsion and the stupid comments about the food.

 

There is also going to be the 'dainty tastes' and the faux gagging...Kyle, lvp, and lisa r are going retch, Eileen and Kathryn are going try some and Erica is going to watch everyone and make comments about them not being adventurous.

I give Rinna a pass because she is a vegan-so any meat will upset her stomach and she will be hurting.  If they serve some tasty terrier I think LVP and Kyle will gag for real.  I am not a person who blames anyone for turning down mystery cuisine.  This particular city has done their level best to become a totally western environment, down to the tacky Las Vegas neon everywhere.   

[jinjer]

I don't think LVP will retch?  Has she done this?  Rinna's stomach is temperamental when it comes to food if the Hamptons is any indication.  Kyle seemed to be trying new food in Spain and on the yacht? Or am I wrong.  They aren't like Vicki and Alexis on OC are these women?

[WireWrap]

I don't think LVP will retch?  Has she done this?  Rinna's stomach is temperamental when it comes to food if the Hamptons is any indication.  Kyle seemed to be trying new food in Spain and on the yacht? Or am I wrong.  They aren't like Vicki and Alexis on OC are these women?

I agree, we haven't seen the BH women react to different foods in a negative light before so I think they will be fine. They may joke about the food but they will try it IMO.

[nowcheckthat]

Sneak peak! Lisa vs Lisa

 

http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/lisa-r-attacks-lisa-v-on-rhobh-you-rewrote-the-truth-w200557

[whydoievencare]

OMG, this is supposed to be the second part of the Dubai trip but SLICE is showing last week's show - AGAIN!  ARRRRGH!!

[bravofan27]

Refusing to eat food and saying it is gross is very childish, so I can see Kyle being one that makes a scene. I liked when Elieen went into Lisa's room and she was like, "there is no fish." So funny.

 

LisaR called the caftans mumus.

[nexxie]

What fun! Love the whole desert outing.

[cooksdelight]

Why is Erika wearing pants/jumpsuit? With Rocky Horror makeup?

LisaR, please don't ruin a good evening..... OK, well, no one can stop you.....

Edited March 30, 2016 by cooksdelight

[Bronzedog]

You'd think Lisar would keep the peace throughout this trip since they are all going to be trapped on a plane together for what? 17 hours?

[Petunia13]

She has no self control.

[Umbelina]

She needs this Bravo gig, so she's doing what she's paid to do.

[nexxie]

What Lisa V does is "crazymaking" - twisting everything to confuse people.

[Snappy]

LR was the one who brought up the Munchausen's so she Should be the one owning it. Yes, LVP and KR were there, but come on, It wouldn't have come up if LR didn't bring it up. So tired of the phrase "owning it". I feel like I'm watching a bunch of toddlers.

[njbchlover]

Lisa Rinna is an asshole - I really don't have any use for her anymore.  She was the one who started the whole Munchausens' conversation, and brought THAT conversation that SHE had with someone else, off-camera, to Lisa and Kyle.  

 

Yolanda might as well as have been in Dubai with them.  Her name has come up more than anything else the entire trip.  

Edited March 30, 2016 by njbchlover

[Snappy]

Everyone was talking about the illness. That all admit that. Why opulent LVP back off after she got attacked by Yolanda for answering someone's question about YoYos children and the LD. ED and LR are so miserable they just want to bring someone who is happy with her life down.

There goes Eileen again! Poor baby, shut up!

[MrsRafaelBarba]

FOR REALS?

Chile I'd order the most expensive bubbly, sit, drank and watch the fuckery unfold.

Lisa Rhinna is hella messy.

[nexxie]

Felt bad for Kyle - she's so used to dysfunction that she's willing to look the other way when her "friend" screws her over.

[Snappy]

Lisa Rinna is an asshole - I really don't have any use for her anymore.  She was the one who started the whole Munchausens' conversation, and brought THAT conversation that SHE had with someone else, off-camera, to Lisa and Kyle.  

 

Yolanda might as well as have been in Dubai with them.  Her name has come up more than anything else the entire trip.

I was thinking that at least we weren't subjected to YoYo and her white pants.

[Straycat80]

For cripes sake! I was enjoying watching the whole Dubai experience, since I'll never get there, and LisaR has to go and open her big fat mouth again and bring up the Yo/Munchhausen conversation again! I honestly have been tuning out all that dialogue. LisaR opens her mouth, I hear: blah, blah, blah.

Erika was waaaay too made up on the desert trip, she looked like a racoon. So does her glam squad just sit around in the hotel room waiting to do her hair and make up?

And once again a beautiful dinner turns into a big bitch fest courtesy of LisaR. Ugh!

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Kyle is pathetic.

When someone shows you who they are, believe it.

:sits and waits for Divorce news from Eileen and Lisa:

Ditto for Kyle, Mauricio has been giving me bored captivity teas.

[nexxie]

Next week looks good!

[Pattycake2]

Oh, for fucks sake.  Rinna & Eileen have NOTHING else.

[Sai]

I'm with Katherine.  If I tried on a caftan and there were roaches on it I would FREAK!!  When I got home I'd leave my suitcase outside for fear of bringing one into my house.  YUK!

 

LisaR and Eileen are getting on my nerves.  Cripes, it was such a nice trip.  I was enjoying everything, then these two had to come and start their shit.  Troublemakers.  Shut up already!

[Snappy]

I felt bad for Kyle too, but for asking these vipers to go to Dubai and be subjected to this. It would have been a lot cheaper to just fit in BH. I am tired of LR, Ed, and EG's holier than thou attitudes. THEY want LVP to understand, acknowledge, and agree with their perception but they won't do it for her. 6 of 1, half a dozen of another.

[Sarcastica]

Holy hell. WTF did I just watch?????

More Dubai vacation porn and camel meat followed by a camel latte please. 

The fighting had me zzzzzzzzzzz

 

I love Eileen, but gurl ya gotta let it go. Enough.

Enough with the LisaR, Kyle, LVP Munchausen triangle of doom.

 

I so need a glam squad. 

Edited March 30, 2016 by Sarcastica

[njbchlover]

"We're not bullies and we're not ganging up on you"....seriously??  Well, what the fuck would you CALL it, LisaR?

[Chrissytd]

Rinna just needs to zip it. I think that she thought LVP and Kyle would back her up on the Munchausen comment and when that didn't happen, she backtracked.

An episode without Yo and we still end up talking about here.

Forget Eileen's denim jumpsuit at the airport, what was up with Erika's fancy fancy pajamas at the market? I loved LVP's dress at the dinner.

Eileen's likeability is wearing thin.

[Petunia13]

I've never seen Sex in the City 2 but Lisa R and Erika in Dubai remind me of it except with more fail.

Edited March 30, 2016 by Petunia13

[Bronzedog]

Eileen had an affair? What??? Weird that's never come up.....

[Umbelina]

I'm with Katherine.  If I tried on a caftan and there were roaches on it I would FREAK!!  When I got home I'd leave my suitcase outside for fear of bringing one into my house.  YUK!

 

Finally!  We got a very real moment from these hags.  Her face was a horror.

[Mozelle]

"It's her word against mine." Those words uttered have never inspired in me confidence from the person speaking them. I don't know; I just tend to classify that phrase as one a liar would use, so, yanno, Lisa Vanderpump...

 

I also get why Eileen is still peeved with Lisa. For one, LVP brought up something that Eileen has since moved along from, and when Eileen let LVP know that she wasn't cool with the topic being brought up (particularly in the way LVP asked the question), LVP couldn't even bring herself to give an actual apology. Sure, sure. It's easy to say, "Well, Eileen had an affair and for that she shouldn't get on any moral high ground." However, if it's a topic she's not good with bringing up on camera--even if it is something that *everyone* knows--then that should be that.

 

I mean, anyone who watches this franchise knows that Lisa and Ken were sued by a former employee who said that a lot of low down dirty shit happened in the restaurant and that Lisa and Ken were aware of that low down dirty shit happening. So, let's be real--if any of the women decided to bring up the Villa Blanca lawsuit on camera, how comfy would LVP with that? After all, *everyone* knows about it...

 

Lastly, how sad that Kyle knows that LVP tried to drag her into some shit, but (either not wanting to have to deal with the the rabid LVP fans on Twitter or something else, I dunno) she has chosen to accept that LVP will do some shady shit to her simply to have those giggly moments with LVP. Jesus.

Edited March 30, 2016 by Mozelle

[VanillaBeanne]

I like Eileen and thought she looked beautiful in this episode. I also totally understand why she was upset with Lisa in the Hamptons -- for asking about the affair, for pretending that the question was harmless, and for not sincerely apologizing. The latter is one of biggest peeves. But Eileen, why keep on bringing it up and insisting Lisa apologize. She will never truly apologize. What good is a forced apology? Remember this about her and move on. Why would you want to be her good friend after the Hamptons?

I do think Lisa V and Kyle were questioning Yolanda and how she handles her illness (like we do on the boards), and LisaR, on her own, decided to bring up the M word on camera. That was her choice - she needs to own it. I don't believe that Lisa V or Kyle brought up muchausens, even off camera. Lisa R is nutty. But I guess we need nutcases on the show.

Edited March 30, 2016 by VanillaBeanne

[islandgal140]

Erika bought in a 3 man glam squad for that?!!? Her eye makeup looked like Tammy Faye Baker after getting caught in a torrential rain storm. Why would you want to look like that in the hot desert with sand blowing all up in your face?? Her eyes looked like pin holes surrounded by black soot. 

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Did Kyle say this Munchausen drama started five months ago?

[Satchels of gold]

Kyle's spirit animal was hilarious.

[ryebread]

Rinna asks, "How did it go from camel meat to this weird Erica Jayne/Lisa Rinna exchange. What just happened?"

 

Is she really that stupid?

[TomGirl]

Lisa Rinna can not get off my TV fast enough.

[Bluegirl547]

I don't even what these bitchz are arguing about anymore.

[AttackTurtle]

Eileen can go now. Lisa and Kyle have both acknowledged that they've commented on Yolanda's "illness". Rinna is the only one that went with the "M" word and to be honest, it doesn't sound like she's backing down from her "questions" regarding Yolanda.

Eileen's mocking Vanderpump's accent when she repeated the "affair" offense was so fucking offensive in and of itself.

I will keep Erika. I will keep Katherine. I'll keep stupid Rinna. Good-bye Eileen.

[charming]

Rinna's upset because LVP & Kyle didn't want to trash Yolanda on camera. Rinna wants to do it anyway. Eileen, Yolanda & Erika get pissed at her. So now she's managed to turn everything around that she's the victim of LVP manipulation. Do I have that right? Her proof of said manipulation after the M conversation was "I feared you were going to bring Kyle into it" as if to say it was Kyle instead of a hairdresser? Then Eileen's acting like Rinna's wing man pumping her up for the big confrontation. She even has a convo where she tells Rinna how pissed she is that she's not attacking LVP enough but LVP's the only master manipulator around here? She looks like a petty fool. Eileen's obsessed over a comment made months ago. Last season I was so focused on what was being done to her that I never really saw her personality. Now it's on display and it's not pretty. Rinna's so eager to please Eileen & Erika that she'll do anything to get on their good side again. 

Edited March 30, 2016 by charming

[Sai]

I don't even what these bitchz are arguing about anymore.

Lol, neither do I!  I was so confused I thought I missed something.

[BlackMamba]

Wow this episode was just like a big bowl of ring around the hot mess rosy.

 

I've said it once and I'll say it again, Eileen still has unsolved issues with her affair.  She has too.  Because there is no way a married woman after 10+ years shouldn't be this aggressive and begging for some sort of a genuine apology that is public knowledge!  Yes could LVP asked the question better or not said anything, sure.  But let's be real Eileen is on reality tv!  If she didn't want her skeletons to come out about being the side chick, she should had never signed up.  Point.  Blank,  Period.   

 

Then LisaR, boy, can she turn a mountain out of a molehill!  Her antics tonight were completely ridiculous.  It's clear she doesn't want to be the only one to go down for the Munchies comments but damn own your shit and move forward.  All she kept doing was rehash, rehash and rehash.  You cant make other come clean if they don't want too. Then she's the biggest wimp.  Eileen said accurately that Rinna will say all her truth but when she is finally around the group she bites her tongue or half ass tells it.   Now that she had Eileen and Erika at the dinner table to support her, she wanted to put her big girl panties on.  Oh and did you hear her when she claims LVP been trying to come for Yolanda this whole time.  Well what about all these years since season 4 that Yolanda has been trying to take LVP, Rinna?

 

I'm still annoyed all these women keep talking about this Munchies, Lymes and the primary person that it's about isn't fucking there - Yolanda!  When is this season over so the Yolanda hour can be over??

[charmed1]

Erika was waaaay too made up on the desert trip, she looked like a racoon. So does her glam squad just sit around in the hotel room waiting to do her hair and make up?

She looked terrible. And she was wearing huge heels in sand no less. But talking down about the other women at the market. Bye ErikaJayne. And was her pat the puss choreographer on another reality show? I feel like I've seen him before. Eden's Crush?

[MrsRafaelBarba]

I miss Joyce, that is all.

[rhbhaddict]

I used to like Eileen and Lisa R.  I can barely stand seeing either on the screen after this episode.

[poeticlicensed]

I don't even what these bitchz are arguing about anymore.

Me neither so I'm going to limit my comments to food, fashion and travel.

Kyle is such an enigma to me style wise. She rocked that blue dress with the jewel neckline, but the very next meal shows up in that black and gold neck thing. I thought Erica looked great shopping when she was wearing the white outfit, but that orange thing she wore in the desert with the racoon eyes look was just weird. I was laughing along with Erica when she was making fun of the ladies wanted to have their sex and the city moment. Those vendors must have been licking their chops at the prospect of those stupid rich bitches out shopping.

Best part of the show was NO Yo.

[b2H]

The apology to Eileen from LVP wasn't even a legit apology: only that LVP apologized for asking 'too many questions'.

It could be a cultural thing but LVP has been in the States for an awfully long time and isn't dealing with other native Englishers. There is no excuse unless one is so self-centered as to not care how others react.

And I appreciated that the editors had the footage right there where they caught the different statements made. Probably will be re-played at the reunion.

I didn't miss Yolanda tonight - she has checked out and so have I, as far as she is concerned.

[BlackMamba]

Best part of the show was NO Yo.

 

Not really since they keep bringing up her bs and she's not even on the trip.  It's like thanks Rinna!