Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

[Cetacean]

4 hours ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

My niece who is a nurse said that eating salad every day is actually bad for your digestive tract. 

As a nurse, I would have to ask for her source of information and hopefully it's not "I saw it on Facebook".  I'd like to see peer-reviewed research papers on that.

[Teafortwo]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

She said she’s never been to the beach this late in the season.

 

I believe when it comes to SoCal the beaches are warm and beautiful year-round. Is that not the point? I'm going to the beach this weekend myself. Here on in the NE, okay, it's "late in the season." Actually, off-season.

[Absolom]

October has reached the beach is iffy stage in SoCal.  Today is sunny and warm as will be the next two days.  Last week I think it was, was rainy and windy for several days.  We can have beautiful days and we can have storms from now through March.  

[Kbo]

19 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Screenshot from a video:

She said she’s never been to the beach this late in the season.

 

Edited October 16, 2021 by Kbo
GIF didn’t work

[ginger90]

Savanah posted 6 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CVDeTx2Ft67/

[deirdra]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Savanah posted 6 pictures: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVDeTx2Ft67/

Methinks the "Beans" photo may be a nod to jokes about Janelle's gut issues

[ginger90]

[Art Of Noiz]

On 10/11/2021 at 1:51 PM, Roslyn said:

 

I believe it is like Fosca says above.  First rule of business. Know your market/customer. Janelle gets responses when she talks about weight struggles and health.  Strive is such a nonsensical "business".  Janelle literally rambles around vaguely and calls it a "community supporting healthy lifestyle", for all we know it is only to keep her interacting with fans and a tax write off.

ETA: Their true business will always be the show, everything else is just a side gig.

Tax write off. Dingdingdingding.

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

As if I believe she is freezing this and hasn’t already eaten it….but…how dang big is her freezer in the trailer?!  
 

[Cetacean]

Pretty loaf of bread but is that a stick of cinnamon in the middle?  Sourdough and cinnamon don't really go together. 

26 minutes ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

how dang big is her freezer in the trailer?!  

They are generally pretty tiny.  That bread would take up the whole thing.

Edited October 18, 2021 by Cetacean

[Absolom]

My mother's RV had a full size unit.  It all depends on the size of the RV.

[Roslyn]

11 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I've followed Proof Bread's story on Youtube and Instagram since last year.  They have a great story and a really rough year, but are just moving into their new space in Mesa.  If I lived closer I would sure buy their croissants!!

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

On 10/18/2021 at 3:02 AM, ginger90 said:

Oh very pretty, give me that, some real butta (not some shit spread) and a bottle of vino and I would call that dinner. The thought of freezing that makes my heart and stomach hurt, it just loses all its goodness

[iwantcookies]

Puhleeze J inhaled that bread in a day. Maybe she dipped in in pumpkin spice coffee.

[Teafortwo]

A new low in photography 

[MargeGunderson]

Pretty sure that’s a picture of a router, not a modem.

[iwantcookies]

Wait she can get a cable company to install internet in the rv?

[DakotaJustice]

Do RVs have stucco walls?

[riverblue22]

16 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Wait she can get a cable company to install internet in the rv?

I'm wondering if she is now in a house or apartment, thus the new "modem."

[Joan of Argh]

According to our cable guy you shouldn’t put a router or a modem on carpet and a router should be placed 5 - 7 feet off the ground for best signal.

[Fosca]

That's not an RV; she must have found another place.  And that looks like my router-modem combo.  I wonder if it's on the floor because she hasn't moved any furniture in yet?

[crazycatlady58]

On 10/18/2021 at 4:50 PM, Roslyn said:

I've followed Proof Bread's story on Youtube and Instagram since last year.  They have a great story and a really rough year, but are just moving into their new space in Mesa.  If I lived closer I would sure buy their croissants!!

Thank you for reminding me about Proof Bread. I used to watch their YouTube videos and then fell out of the habit. 

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

1 hour ago, Fosca said:

That's not an RV; she must have found another place.  And that looks like my router-modem combo.  I wonder if it's on the floor because she hasn't moved any furniture in yet?

I agree, as someone who spent many years in apartment dwellings before buying my house, that does look like apartment walls, they are typically in my area textured like that, gray carpet is the new neutral and 1 inch baseboards. Hopefully at least Savannah has her own bedroom, rather then using the fold out kitchen table as her bed(I honestly don't know what the interior living situation was in the RV) 

[ginger90]

There are lightweight panels like that. They’re used in many places. It’s not necessarily actual stucco.

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Its just cheap drywall that is textured or made that way. A pain to hang anything unless you hit a stud. I wonder how hard its going to be to hang her " Horse asses on fire" metal piece? 

[Roslyn]

2 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

Its just cheap drywall that is textured or made that way. A pain to hang anything unless you hit a stud. I wonder how hard its going to be to hang her " Horse asses on fire" metal piece? 

Got to get it out of storage first. 

[NoWhammies]

Textured walls hide poor drywall taping.

[Sandy W]

1 hour ago, Roslyn said:

Got to get it out of storage first. 

When last seen, it was still hanging over the fireplace in her vacant Las Vegas house.  She probably packed her stepladder before thinking of taking it down.  Maybe that's why it took a while to sell the house, I don't think it would be a selling feature. Now she will have to start over with her Western theme, with only the resin cowboy boot lamp to start her off.

[laurakaye]

15 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

Do RVs have stucco walls?

My first thought as well - it would seem she's out of the RV and living - where?  With who?  In Robyn's basement?  Squatting at Meri's while Mere's living the high life in Parowan with Jen and Blair Michael?

Not that I rilly care, mind you, just very curious. :)

Edited October 20, 2021 by laurakaye

[Elodia]

Janelle's heading into town for the winter. Maybe she gets a room in Robyn Manor? 

[Sasha888]

46 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

Now she will have to start over with her Western theme, with only the resin cowboy boot lamp to start her off.

That lamp, and the horses with asses of fire, look so cheap and tacky. A Western theme could be gorgeous, but hers isn't.

I've always thought she chose this theme to curry favor with the Kodester. He's the one who grew up on a ranch and rides horses. It's not like she's riding on the regular. You'd have to shoot her out of a cannon to get her up on a horse. Such a poser.

Well, now she's moving into town for the winter, so maybe we'll see the horses again. We know she can't afford new decor, because she's blowing $200 a pop on roadside IV's! 😜

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Wait, do you think we will see a return of the cloths drying rack stationary bicycle ? Will she be all silly and tempt us with how much she is riding it? She will break out her old rusty pans and chipped plates and entice us with her instapot creations again? I am giddy with glee just thinking about it

Edited October 20, 2021 by Mahamid Frauded Me

[DakotaJustice]

1 hour ago, Sasha888 said:

That lamp, and the horses with asses of fire, look so cheap and tacky. A Western theme could be gorgeous, but hers isn't.

I've always thought she chose this theme to curry favor with the Kodester. He's the one who grew up on a ranch and rides horses. It's not like she's riding on the regular. You'd have to shoot her out of a cannon to get her up on a horse. Such a poser.

Well, now she's moving into town for the winter, so maybe we'll see the horses again. We know she can't afford new decor, because she's blowing $200 a pop on roadside IV's! 😜

I doubt she'll even bother with decor. She'll just live out of boxes for the next 6 months or so. 

[ginger90]

Since when can a Brown be described as “prudent “?

[deirdra]

5 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

I doubt she'll even bother with decor. She'll just live out of boxes for the next 6 months or so. 

I suspect so.  The horses with asses of fire, stationary bike and her gym shoes are probably all lost in a jumble in a storage locker.  I recall that she used an inability to find her gym shoes as the reason she hadn't exercised in 5 months.  They were in her vehicle, ready for a trip to the gym, the whole time.

Edited October 21, 2021 by deirdra

[Fosca]

I hope if she's keeping the RV out on the Flats that she had it properly winterized; otherwise, things could get ugly in the spring.  I also wonder where she could find a rental just for the winter for two people in Flagstaff; apartments won't likely rent that short a time, and AirBnBs and such would be really expensive.

[TurtlePower]

10 hours ago, deirdra said:

I suspect so.  The horses with asses of fire, stationary bike and her gym shoes are probably all lost in a jumble in a storage locker.  I recall that she used an inability to find her gym shoes as the reason she hadn't exercised in 5 months.  They were in her vehicle, ready for a trip to the gym, the whole time.

It’s a bullshit excuse for sure. If I couldn’t find my workout shoes, I’d immediately get replacements and be happy I had 2 pair (after I eventually found the missing ones). 

People who are committed to working out will find a way. Janelle isn’t one of those people—after all these years, she still looks the same because she can’t find her shoes or put down the pumpkin spice junk food (she sure can find THAT just fine). 

When will Janelle realize fitness and weight loss is a committed, long-term, slow and steady complete lifestyle change? That Plexus crap isn’t doing her any good (or diminishing her craving as she claims). 

The fact is, Janelle is not willing to give up her junk food addiction. She’d rather find magic potions that let her still eat it and that DOES NOT WORK. She also probably hates that it takes actual WORK to make (and keep) progress. 

I grow tired of hearing the depression excuses, the this, the that.  I have those issues, too, so do lots of women—the struggle is real. I just hate posers like Janelle who claim stuff works yet she shows no improved fitness. Straight up I think Janelle is lazy and delusional. 

[Pickleinthemiddle]

8 hours ago, Fosca said:

I hope if she's keeping the RV out on the Flats that she had it properly winterized; otherwise, things could get ugly in the spring.  I also wonder where she could find a rental just for the winter for two people in Flagstaff; apartments won't likely rent that short a time, and AirBnBs and such would be really expensive.

Many apartments will rent to you month to month.  They just charge you a much higher rate per month. The last apartment I lived in charged an extra $200-300  a month, depending on the size of your apartment.  But if you needed it for at least 6 months, they encourage you to sign a 6 month lease as it was  cheaper than month to month.

[Pickleinthemiddle]

17 hours ago, deirdra said:

I suspect so.  The horses with asses of fire, stationary bike and her gym shoes are probably all lost in a jumble in a storage locker.  I recall that she used an inability to find her gym shoes as the reason she hadn't exercised in 5 months.  They were in her vehicle, ready for a trip to the gym, the whole time.

Agree.  Any pair of tennis shoes/trainers can be used for a work out.  Unless she needed specific shoes for the workout bike.  

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

Agree.  Any pair of tennis shoes/trainers can be used for a work out.  Unless she needed specific shoes for the workout bike.  

Janelle is always looking for reasons not to work out or go to the gym… like she was driving to the gym but her car veered off the road and into the donut shop parking lot, her wheels locked and she was forced to go inside or starve to death!

what’s up with her, I thought plexus was the miracle cure for all her problems 🙄

I saw a pic of her the other day, her face was red as a beet and blotchy like she was out of breath and ready to burst a blood vessel, she didn’t look healthy at all!

[ginger90]

Screenshots from videos, rah rah Plexus!

She discussed the two products she uses. One got rid of the “sugar monster”, another is gut related.

She also says she has to keep track of when she has eaten because it’s such a great appetite suppressant. But best of all, she says she now has eyelashes for the first time. 🤷🏼‍♀️
 

She needs to stop looking up when she’s speaking, it suggests dishonesty, imagine?

[CalicoKitty]

13 hours ago, Fosca said:

 and AirBnBs and such would be really expensive.

And Janelle would think this is bad because...........?  Money apparently grows on trees for her.  I would be surprised if the cost would faze her at all.  This probably is her plan.  This family has no money management skills at all, and they are certainly not economy-minded.  They drive me nuts.  (Did they ever return the rental trailers they were paying rent on?)

[MakingBacon]

Did Jenelle buy the RV? If so, I can’t imagine wasting money on something you only plan to live in four or five months of the year when your child doesn’t have a full-time home to live in. They didn’t even travel in it, which to me is the whole point of an RV. Instead, she just sat it on prairie dog lane so she can look at a whole bunch of nothing. 

[Grifter Lives]

8 hours ago, CalicoKitty said:

And Janelle would think this is bad because...........?  Money apparently grows on trees for her.  I would be surprised if the cost would faze her at all.  This probably is her plan.  This family has no money management skills at all, and they are certainly not economy-minded.  They drive me nuts.  (Did they ever return the rental trailers they were paying rent on?)

Finite Resources - Janelle's favorite phrase, as bookkeeper, tax accountant and smart one in the Brown family.

[laurakaye]

14 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Screenshots from videos, rah rah Plexus!

She discussed the two products she uses. One got rid of the “sugar monster”, another is gut related.

She also says she has to keep track of when she has eaten because it’s such a great appetite suppressant. But best of all, she says she now has eyelashes for the first time. 🤷🏼‍♀️
 

She needs to stop looking up when she’s speaking, it suggests dishonesty, imagine?

Plexus grows eyelashes?  Wow, sign me up!

She looks 100% unchanged.  Based on the BS she's been shoveling to her followers she should be glowing from good health, with a BM every hour on the hour, and at least 50 pounds lighter.  In these screen shots I see no change except it looks like she put on some mascara so she could claim the Plexus did that.

Looking forward to the inevitable post about four days before Halloween where she tells us that thanks to Plexus, she only ate one bag of mini Snickers instead of her usual three.

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

um yeah ok JANelle, those candy corn bags are not going to eat themselves

[iwantcookies]

Thanks to Plexus she is growing something on her cheek ! 
 

 

[Joan of Argh]

17 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Screenshots from videos, rah rah Plexus!

She discussed the two products she uses. One got rid of the “sugar monster”, another is gut related.

She also says she has to keep track of when she has eaten because it’s such a great appetite suppressant. But best of all, she says she now has eyelashes for the first time. 🤷🏼‍♀️
 

She needs to stop looking up when she’s speaking, it suggests dishonesty, imagine?

Did she always have such big bags under her eyes?… and Plexus grows eyelashes?? 🙄

Liar! Grifter!
 

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

I wonder if her cronies email her their testimonials, can you imagine if they all morphed into Janelle?

 

[ginger90]