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MonicaM

MonicaM

8 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

HA!  If Mr. Natalie took me to this I would say he was listening!  I would love to go a talk given by these freakish clowns.  Come on, who's with me??!!!  The snark would be endless!  

I had the same thought!!  If we lived close enough and my husband bought us tickets to attend, I'd fall in love with him all over again!!!

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doodlebug
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I'm from a fairly big city and raised mostly in town though also the suburbs.  I've had the same experience.  I attend a Catholic church and am active in several volunteer things there including medic

Aja
Aja

Once again, Michelle, I'm going to have to bum you out with a big old steaming pile of fact: I was born a girl, I'm glad to be a girl, I'm very feminine looking, I love being feminine looking...AND I'

doodlebug
doodlebug

Happens all the time.  Had someone tell us they couldn't pay the bill for prenatal care because they were building a new house and couldn't spare the money.  Another had just bought a new car.  BTW, i

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Jynnan tonnix

Jynnan tonnix

53 minutes ago, Barb23 said:

  Just what every Duggar speaking engagement needs - tables  full of hecklers. I'm in.

How much fun would it be to have a forum get-together party at an event like this? Ha! Then we could gather at the prayer closet for drinks afterwards (I doubt any will be served with dinner - is there a cash bar?)

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Barb23

Barb23

1 hour ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

How much fun would it be to have a forum get-together party at an event like this? Ha! Then we could gather at the prayer closet for drinks afterwards (I doubt any will be served with dinner - is there a cash bar?)

We could always sneak in our own. Big purses everyone & don't forget your frumpwear!

Will the Duggars mingle among the tables?

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Love2dance

Love2dance

32 minutes ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

But we’re all supposed to be the nuptials of @GeeGolly and  @Celia Rubenstein

Do we need to change the venue?

OT: My understanding is the Duggars never throw open the discussion to open questions from the audience. Only pre-screened, innocuous questions are allowed.

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Triple P

Triple P

9 hours ago, Love2dance said:

Do we need to change the venue?

OT: My understanding is the Duggars never throw open the discussion to open questions from the audience. Only pre-screened, innocuous questions are allowed.

Maybe someone, some day, will get through with a pre-screened question and ask a different question when it is their turn. Or do the Duggars read the submitted questions to the audience, e.g.  Michelle reads: Linda from Jonesville asks, "What is the best way to make a sandwich that will keep my headship from viewing porn and hiring sex workers?"

Or do the selected audience members ask their questions, e.g. "My name is John and I'm from Smithtown. Jim Bob, what tips do you have for controlling my sons-in-law? My daughter started wearing skirts that only go to ankle and 3 shirts instead of 5. How can I continue to assert my dominance now that she is married?"

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ginger90

ginger90

February 14, 2018

We love each other more today than the day we married. Our love has grown richer & deeper with each passing year. Here are a few things we will share from our experience!

 

1. Early on in our relationship, we committed to never put each down or to call each other names (except sweetie, honey, etc...). 

 

2. We daily purpose to praise each other privately and publicly. The words, "I love you" are spoken often in our home and we tell each other how much we appreciate the kindnesses shown to one another.

 

3. We both look for ways to honor & cherish each other and to write love notes to each other. 

 

4. We pray together.

 

5.  We have weekly date nights. We truly are best friends and we enjoy spending time with each other and our children. 

 

6. We made a vow to God 33 years ago that we would stay together for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, till death do us part. This gives us and our children the security that marriage is a lifelong commitment. 

 

We encourage all of you guys out there, pursue your wife as if you were dating her, treat her like a queen, humble yourself and ask for forgiveness when offenses come, before the sun goes down, serve her in every way you can think of and never under appreciate the love she’s offered you by becoming your wife!

 

We encourage husbands & wives to read the Bible together. (A good, easy place to start is the chapter of Proverbs that corresponds with the day of the month). Pray together and take your family regularly to a good Bible teaching church and watch what God does with your marriage and family!

  

When any couple seeks to follow God, it is an incredible adventure!

 

-Jim Bob & Michelle

 

And we didn’t have to pay for dinner with them to be enlightened!!

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He held on to her the same way, back in the day!

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bigskygirl

bigskygirl

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Michelle actually looks good in the first picture. JB looks like he is ready to go into labor in the second picture, and what the heck with the matching shirt colors again.  Enjoy spending time with our children. Right...

And Josh must have miss the memo on honor and cherish your spouse since we all know what a lying, cheating piece of crap he is.

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Aja

Aja

The thing is, it all sounds great. Treat your wife like a queen! Serve her in every way you can think of! ...By making her feel fundamentally inadequate as a woman if she does not continuously pump out babies! And remind everyone that marriage is forever no matter how many hookers our son bangs! Disingenuous at BEST, Boob. 

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Churchhoney

Churchhoney

45 minutes ago, DragonFaerie said:

serve her in every way you can think of 

 

Yea, I'm sure Boob has served Michelle by changing baby diapers, making dinner for her, doing some laundry or cleaning the house like NEVER

That's probably a typo. He meant "service her." ... But since he's not too bright, he probably hasn't thought of many ways. 

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Arwen Evenstar

Arwen Evenstar

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On 2/14/2018 at 9:35 AM, Aja said:

I wonder how much Mechelle would hate herself if she knew she was INSPIRING straight people to gay it up. *evil cackle*

Oh, my! That Michelle is really a defrauding little wench, isn’t she?  That hussy caused a divorce by moving the lawn in a bikini and has her knees pixelated when she water skis...Ah, but to no avail, lesbians start kissing in front of her and straight women are kissing lesbians too.  Her ability to defraud has to be seen to be believed!

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ginger90

ginger90

Michelle doesn’t say where she was but the pictures that were with this are at a church.

This week, I had the opportunity to encourage other moms and share with them tips I have learned along life’s way. As a busy mom with a growing family through the years, I never imagined me being the one to talk to crowds! My days were filled with all the daily chores of being a mom. Yet, I am so thankful for the opportunity to share our story with others and encourage moms in their faith, their marriages and raising their children. I am amazed at how God can use an imperfect person like me to encourage and help others. I always pray that I’ll have the right words and share my heart with love and care to the lives I come in contact with. I’ve discovered that it is in the most difficult trials of life that we grow the most spiritually and learn to trust God the most. I think sharing out of our joys and our sorrows, allows us to be encouraged together. It was a great night and I loved every moment and every kind face I saw. 

Love, Michelle

bigskygirl

bigskygirl

32 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Michelle doesn’t say where she was but the pictures that were with this are at a church.

This week, I had the opportunity to encourage other moms and share with them tips I have learned along life’s way. As a busy mom with a growing family through the years, I never imagined me being the one to talk to crowds! My days were filled with all the daily chores of being a mom. Yet, I am so thankful for the opportunity to share our story with others and encourage moms in their faith, their marriages and raising their children. I am amazed at how God can use an imperfect person like me to encourage and help others. I always pray that I’ll have the right words and share my heart with love and care to the lives I come in contact with. I’ve discovered that it is in the most difficult trials of life that we grow the most spiritually and learn to trust God the most. I think sharing out of our joys and our sorrows, allows us to be encouraged together. It was a great night and I loved every moment and every kind face I saw. 

Love, Michelle

I hope the dinner my husband and I made for his birthday (yes Michelle my husband help make his birthday dinner) does not come back up after reading this drivel.

GeeGolly

GeeGolly

37 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Michelle doesn’t say where she was but the pictures that were with this are at a church.

This week, I had the opportunity to encourage other moms and share with them tips I have learned along life’s way. As a busy mom with a growing family through the years, I never imagined me being the one to talk to crowds! My days were filled with all the daily chores of being a mom. Yet, I am so thankful for the opportunity to share our story with others and encourage moms in their faith, their marriages and raising their children. I am amazed at how God can use an imperfect person like me to encourage and help others. I always pray that I’ll have the right words and share my heart with love and care to the lives I come in contact with. I’ve discovered that it is in the most difficult trials of life that we grow the most spiritually and learn to trust God the most. I think sharing out of our joys and our sorrows, allows us to be encouraged together. It was a great night and I loved every moment and every kind face I saw. 

Love, Michelle

Other than the bolded, it's probably the most honest statement she's made.

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ginger90

ginger90

8 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

I haven't figured out how to copy FB posts, but her post is over on DFO. She's speaking in a church sanctuary, not standing at a dais in front of groups of tables. 

I never did get a plane alert. They must have taken the 10 seater Mitsubishi, which they made private some time ago. 

That’s where I copied it from. Sometimes it works, sometimes not. These are the pictures:

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Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

It's still light out in those pictures, so if this was on the same day would have obviously been sometime during the afternoon. I kind of think this was a different event, though, since wouldn't the ladies get the same lecture later on at the dinner? Mere and Pere Duggar really only have one stump speech. 

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bigskygirl

bigskygirl

2 hours ago, JoanArc said:

I hear in that post that Michelle is tired of the Josh thing, but people won't leave it a

one, so she has to vaguely address it. All to glorify herself, of course.

Don't feel bad for her. She lied through her teeth and accused others if being child molesters while she was hiding behind the fact her own son molested four of his sisters more than once. You reap what you sow Michelle. I like the fact she may be called out on her crap.

floridamom

floridamom

Michelle a 'busy mom'? Come on now, we all know better. What mother with 12(+-) children still at home has the time to jet off as much as she does? The laundry won't wait for her return..oh, wait, her secret to being this busy mom is to dump the responsibility and actual chore doing on her daughters...so, there. Great advice, Michelle.

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andromeda331

andromeda331

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1 hour ago, floridamom said:

Michelle a 'busy mom'? Come on now, we all know better. What mother with 12(+-) children still at home has the time to jet off as much as she does? The laundry won't wait for her return..oh, wait, her secret to being this busy mom is to dump the responsibility and actual chore doing on her daughters...so, there. Great advice, Michelle.

Yeah, she has all kinds of advice when it comes to that. Make your daughters do all the work. The cooking, cleaning, raising their siblings. No daughters? Oh, well make your sons do the cooking, cleaning and raising their siblings. If that doesn't work you can always bring a girl in from another family. There never actually needs to be any real work or parenting from you. You can even leave them at home while you go on vacation with your husband. You never actually have to be around them.  Then she'll see all the stunned faces in the crowd and assume they are in awe of her and her advice instead of horrified.

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Tabbygirl521

Tabbygirl521

19 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Michelle doesn’t say where she was but the pictures that were with this are at a church.

This week, I had the opportunity to encourage other moms and share with them tips I have learned along life’s way. As a busy mom with a growing family through the years, I never imagined me being the one to talk to crowds! My days were filled with all the daily chores of being a mom. Yet, I am so thankful for the opportunity to share our story with others and encourage moms in their faith, their marriages and raising their children. I am amazed at how God can use an imperfect person like me to encourage and help others. I always pray that I’ll have the right words and share my heart with love and care to the lives I come in contact with. I’ve discovered that it is in the most difficult trials of life that we grow the most spiritually and learn to trust God the most. I think sharing out of our joys and our sorrows, allows us to be encouraged together. It was a great night and I loved every moment and every kind face I saw. 

Love, Michelle

Did she mention her laundry-room meltdown that resulted in years of free help from her churchgoing friends?

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Ohiopirate02

Ohiopirate02

4 minutes ago, Caracoa1 said:

During their fertile years when Michelle had her laundry room "breakdown" couldn't she just tell Boob to "pull out"?

I know from family experience that some people are so fertile just Christmas and birthdays are enough.  My grandmother had 9 kids in 11 years, and more than one was born 9 months after my grandfathers birthday. 

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Barb23

Barb23

I dont even like football but am pretty sure my son was conceived on a Superbowl Sunday. I guess I suggested something other than watching the game.  

Think I've posted this before -- I worked for a pediatrician. It was fun to count back & see what was happening when we had a surge of newborns. We figured a couple of fall babies were conceived during snowstorms. 

I don't feel like checking out the Duggarlings birthdays but wonder how many were conceived on JB's & Michelle's bdays & anniversary. ( I may need phone keyboard bleach after typing that.)

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cmr2014

cmr2014

28 minutes ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

I know from family experience that some people are so fertile just Christmas and birthdays are enough.  My grandmother had 9 kids in 11 years, and more than one was born 9 months after my grandfathers birthday. 

She's obviously very fertile, but that's not the whole story. You don't have an ovulation chart taped to your fridge if you're not interested in helping things along. They're obsessed.

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momma2seven

momma2seven

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I looked....Jason lines up close enough to Jim Bob's birthday/their wedding anniversary, Jill and Jackson possibly if they were born late. James is roughly 9 months after Michelle's birthday...

Jessa if early, and Justin almost perfectly, fit with a Valentine's Day conception.

No one fits  Christmas/New Year's Eve.....I take that back, Johanna could have been an over due New Year's Eve conception.

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Adding info as I figured it out
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Temperance

Temperance

3 minutes ago, momma2seven said:

I looked....Jason lines up close enough to Jim Bob's birthday, Jill and Jackson possibly if they were born late. James is roughly 9 months after Michelle's birthday...

Haven't checked for other holidays yet.

I looked it up.... Jill and Jackson are born in the wrong month for JB's birthday. Same with James. But Jason lines up exactly with their wedding anniversary. 

Of course it can be hard to tell. Someone I knew lined up as a Valentines' Day baby, but he was about two months early. 

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