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doodlebug
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I'm from a fairly big city and raised mostly in town though also the suburbs.  I've had the same experience.  I attend a Catholic church and am active in several volunteer things there including medic

Aja
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Once again, Michelle, I'm going to have to bum you out with a big old steaming pile of fact: I was born a girl, I'm glad to be a girl, I'm very feminine looking, I love being feminine looking...AND I'

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Happens all the time.  Had someone tell us they couldn't pay the bill for prenatal care because they were building a new house and couldn't spare the money.  Another had just bought a new car.  BTW, i

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JoanArc

JoanArc

That story if the yogurt shop us a bit different than how it's been told before. I thought they got allybmet when JB went to her house fir church visitation. Grandma Just managed the shop, and didn't own it. 

I see Michelle can use a thesaurus. You are honest, wise, and hardworking was duplicated by synonyms a dozen times in that list,

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4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

A message, complete with a list, from Michelle to Jim Bob

http://www.duggarfamily.com/2017/7/happy-birthday-jim-bob

Puke. 100 mainly repeated things. Good try, Michelle, but if they're all true he's a very different man on TV! 97 is particularly puke-worthy (taught his children to thank Michelle for having them on their birthdays. Sorry, but she should be apologising to them on their birthdays!)

Here's my list. 

1. You are suffuciently uninvolved in parenting that you let me have as many children as I could, without thinking or caring about the consequences to the children.

2. You are sufficiently uninvolved in parenting that you consider it babysitting if you're in charge.

3. Despite this, you appear to actually kinda love the children, certainly more than I do.

4. You put food on the table by selling our children's lives for public viewing.

5. You helped and encouraged me to stifle and undereducate our children to keep us on top.

6. You sold our daughters for ratings so I can buy Starbucks.

7. You don't take too long to hey, hey, hey, thank goodness.

8. You idolise Gothard and his interpretation of one version of the Bible, so that you and we can have the control and fame that we want.

9. The fame you've achieved for us has allowed many leghumpers to idolise us, and I like that.

10-100. Repeat 1-9 in different words, or whatever. I'm off for Starbucks.

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queenanne

queenanne

8 hours ago, BitterApple said:

I know this is the Boob and Michelle thread, but damn, Jeremy looks smoking hot when he's dressed up in a suit. 

Yes, he's looking nicely trim, credit where credit is due.

7 hours ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

Lost, indeed...she kept circling back to the same thing over and over and over...

Well, you wonder why she'd set herself such a mountainous task, don't you, considering the stilted repetition of the "birthday blessing messages"?

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Arwen Evenstar

Arwen Evenstar

11 hours ago, ginger90 said:

His birthday is today, their anniversary is the 21st, from what I found. 

Hate it that my birthday is also their wedding anniversary.  Well since  18th was his birthday, where's his drippy sundae? Or did he get some extra hey, hey, hey and suffocate Michelle in a cloud of Aqua Net and halitosis?

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Marigold

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4 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Hate it that my birthday is also their wedding anniversary.  Well since  18th was his birthday, where's his drippy sundae? Or did he get some extra hey, hey, hey and suffocate Michelle in a cloud of Aqua Net and halitosis?

Jim Bob gets the X rated Drippy Sundae.  hey, hey, hey! 

(I feel sick after typing that)

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GeeGolly

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7 hours ago, Aja said:

Ah, how I love warm, touching, personal, romantic birthday sentiment that comes straight from the heart of an adoring spouse...*tear*

Yup, when I'm feeling mushy and appreciative of my partner/husband I often bring up politics and the military. Don't you?

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Natalie68

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On 7/18/2017 at 11:40 AM, ginger90 said:

A message, complete with a list, from Michelle to Jim Bob

http://www.duggarfamily.com/2017/7/happy-birthday-jim-bob

I know what Mr. Natalie is getting for his bday!  I am copying and pasting that puppy.  You are welcome sir headship!

Is it just me or shouldn't she have combined  'you make me laugh' and 'you have a good sense of humor'  into one?  Or was her assignment that she had to have 100 things?  Like when kids have to write a paper of a certain number of words and all of a sudden things are very, very, very <whatever>?

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xwordfanatik

xwordfanatik

1 hour ago, GeeGolly said:

Yup, when I'm feeling mushy and appreciative of my partner/husband I often bring up politics and the military. Don't you?

If Boob had actually served in the military like Mr. Xword, I might have more respect for him.  Boob is an asshole who hides behind religion, period.  

He sold his family for the almighty dollar, and expects them (and everyone) to kiss his butt.  He only wanted to be a lawmaker for his bullshit patriarchal crap fundy shit.  He is loathsome.

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Jynnan tonnix

Jynnan tonnix

2 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Yup, when I'm feeling mushy and appreciative of my partner/husband I often bring up politics and the military. Don't you?

I might bring up the military, but then again my husband served 39 years in the USN, so I figure I'm allowed :) And in this political climate, I'm actually pretty glad that we see eye-to-eye there as well...but not so much that the sentiment would make it to an anniversary card.

I wonder how long it took her to compile  that list...

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Temperance

Temperance

6 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

80.  You have cleaned up after our kids, with tender compassion, when they are sick! 

So is JB compassionate, or just when the kids are sick?

Compassion was mentioned twice. 

"91.  You give consequences when needed; with compassion."

These stuck out to me:

28.  You can make some awesome hamburgers and hot dogs on the grill!

52.  You’re a man of action.

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15 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Yup, when I'm feeling mushy and appreciative of my partner/husband I often bring up politics and the military. Don't you?

Of COURSE! I also very specifically thank him for taking us to church.

 

PaternalAjaParent served in the USAF for 35 years and my ass grew up on bases and I know what veterans, as well as active duty personnel and their families, have to deal with on a daily basis. Cheap assed sentiment from the far right makes me spit nails every fucking time. It's political currency to them and NOTHING more. Witness: I wonder how many Duggars would vote for taxpayer-funded ACTUAL support for the 19 year-olds that come back from wherever we are presently bombing so traumatized by watching their friends die in front of them that they can't function or sleep at night and start shaking like a paint mixer when they hear fucking fireworks? (I've seen it. All of it.)  I'm guessing: waste of money when all they really need is Jesus. Right, assholes? 

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cdp73

cdp73

15 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

I know what Mr. Natalie is getting for his bday!  I am copying and pasting that puppy.  You are welcome sir headship!

Is it just me or shouldn't she have combined  'you make me laugh' and 'you have a good sense of humor'  into one?  Or was her assignment that she had to have 100 things?  Like when kids have to write a paper of a certain number of words and all of a sudden things are very, very, very <whatever>?

Most likely, she took the number of children living at home and divided the 100 between them so that each had an assigned number to come up with.  That could explain the duplication.

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kokapetl

kokapetl

On 19/07/2017 at 9:08 PM, Marigold said:

Jim Bob gets the X rated Drippy Sundae.  hey, hey, hey! 

(I feel sick after typing that)

Michelle got one. ??

On 11/07/2017 at 8:57 AM, ginger90 said:

Was looking for something else Duggar related and saw this

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/what-a-mother/

Young mother of the year?!

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floridamom

floridamom

I remembered another thing Michelle wrote about her WONDERFUL husband, Jim Bob....that he HONORED his FATHER and mother...Didn't he talk trash about his father? Saying he wasn't a good provider, not a great Christian guy, etc? Remember the 'office chair' episode? What is wrong with that lady for saying such a thing? Perhaps HER children will honor their parents when they're old, like Jim Bob 'honored' HIS father.

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JoanArc

JoanArc

22 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

My list would include words like goofy, supportive, honest, loving, sexy, etc. And with no qualifications for the words, as I think their self-explanatory. 

 

80.  You have cleaned up after our kids, with tender compassion, when they are sick! 

So is JB compassionate, or just when the kids are sick?

Compassion is apologizing to Jana for the interruption before he makes her clean it up.

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xwordfanatik

xwordfanatik

1 hour ago, floridamom said:

I remembered another thing Michelle wrote about her WONDERFUL husband, Jim Bob....that he HONORED his FATHER and mother...Didn't he talk trash about his father? Saying he wasn't a good provider, not a great Christian guy, etc? Remember the 'office chair' episode? What is wrong with that lady for saying such a thing? Perhaps HER children will honor their parents when they're old, like Jim Bob 'honored' HIS father.

We can only hope.  

Dear Boob, you are as big of a horse's ass as your polygamist fellow D-list celeb, Kody Brown.  Both of you subscribe to a medieval patriarchal phony lifestyle, and blame God for "giving you a testimony" or "laying it on your heart" or some such bullshit.  Pretending that these ridiculous ways to live are anything close to normal is at least laughable, and at most a living hell for your wife/wives.  Something to flaunt and be proud of?  I beg to differ.

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Genevrier

Genevrier

2 hours ago, floridamom said:

I remembered another thing Michelle wrote about her WONDERFUL husband, Jim Bob....that he HONORED his FATHER and mother...Didn't he talk trash about his father? Saying he wasn't a good provider, not a great Christian guy, etc? Remember the 'office chair' episode? What is wrong with that lady for saying such a thing? Perhaps HER children will honor their parents when they're old, like Jim Bob 'honored' HIS father.

We can only hope.

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