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No matter what she is wearing, she is trash. Sorry to go off topic but just wanted to let you all know that as of yesterday morning, after 15 months of hell, I am cancer free. 

ReadMeLattice
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Well, guess they don't share a birthday...my baby girl was born on the 4th around midnight. 7 pounds :) 

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Holy shitballs! This bitch's selfishness and ego knows no bounds. Like Jo and Javi are just going to say " Sure. Go ahead and change my son's last name to yours". And, I seriously doubt Chris will wan

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26 minutes ago, Booger666 said:

Are we starting a list of thread names?  I’ve seen comments about how she’s ‘just like Suzy, without the alcohol’ on here a few times and love it.  If Kail knew that’s how we talked about her she would laugh her ass off and go to bed ... riiiight.

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Just like Suzy without the alcohol...I like it a lot as a thread title.

When will the poll start @druzy?

15 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Nope. Not photoshopped at all. ?

 

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WTF? Her elbow looks disjointed and her ass...LOL

She is clearly photoshopping, which is her given right to do so, but it means I will snark the shit out of her, but my question is, does this mean her fake bulbous ass is BIGGER than it really is if she is editing out her ass?

Gimme Florida Evans from Good Times. That woman had some junk in her trunk and it wasn't gross-looking.  Does anyone remember the episode with The Wiggler? The woman who J.J. was going to make a painting of? She was seen in a bathing suit. She had some major booty going on. Her curves and all were just beautiful. Kwhale is gross. Her fake ass is so unflattering and disgusting.

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Mkay

Mkay

2 minutes ago, SPLAIN said:

Just like Suzy without the alcohol...I like it a lot as a thread title.

WTF? Her elbow looks disjointed and her ass...LOL

She is clearly photoshopping, which is her given right to do so, but it means I will snark the shit out of her, but my question is, does this mean her fake bulbous ass is BIGGER than it really is if she is editing out her ass?

Excellent thread title suggestion.   Hahaha 

Her elbow is wonky, her butt is flat then takes a sharp turn.  It’s weird.  Definitely questionable.   I’ll never understand why she did that to herself. 

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Scarlett45

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13 minutes ago, SPLAIN said:

Just like Suzy without the alcohol...I like it a lot as a thread title.

WTF? Her elbow looks disjointed and her ass...LOL

She is clearly photoshopping, which is her given right to do so, but it means I will snark the shit out of her, but my question is, does this mean her fake bulbous ass is BIGGER than it really is if she is editing out her ass?

Gimme Florida Evans from Good Times. That woman had some junk in her trunk and it wasn't gross-looking.  Does anyone remember the episode with The Wiggler? The woman who J.J. was going to make a painting of? She was seen in a bathing suit. She had some major booty going on. Her curves and all were just beautiful. Kwhale is gross. Her fake ass is so unflattering and disgusting.

 

I think her elbow looks like that from arm fat hanging down over it- no shame mine does that from certain angles. 

Women who’s buttocks are from fat (or working out) rather than surgery tend to look better because it’s NATURAL! I’m not against anyone getting plastic surgery if they want it, but choose something that compliments your figure. Like when tiny girls with petite frames want DD breasts- it looks fake. Thinner women with large breasts tend to have wider shoulders (although thin) to support them.

To ME natural Kailyn had a NICE figure. She was tall, well porportioned, not too skinny or curvy to wear clothes well. No she wasn’t “white girl skinny” or petite but she looked good. She could’ve rocked shorts/skirts with her height (in proper sizes) and looked healthy/sexy. She’s trying to model this ideal of “super curvy but thin” which is RARE in nature and takes a lot of work to maintain; and in too small clothes. Like WHY!! It reminds me of Khole Kardashian trying to dress like Kourtney who’s 10 inches shorter and a different body type. 

Also, women with bigger buttocks tend to wear bathing suit bottoms that smooth things out- think Ashley Graham (who’s GORGEOUS) and her bathing suit line. 

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7 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

Most of these thread title suggestions are brilliant, but I agree with whoever it was a few pages back (I forget who -sorry) that said "puta" needs to somehow be a part of it.

The mods won't allow it. If they did, I'd vote for it.

I spent way too much time looking at that ass photo. I now realize that her ass may not be photoshopped as much as her ass has dents and cellulite. There was an ass photo of her on the beach and the girl had major dents and cellulite on her cheeks and elsewhere.

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Scarlett45

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Just now, SPLAIN said:

The mods won't allow it. If they did, I'd vote for it.

I spent way too much time looking at that ass photo. I now realize that her ass may not be photoshopped as much as her ass has dents and cellulite which is giving it that look as if it was edged out with Photoshop.

Yeah I think it’s just a combo of bad plastic surgery, cellulite, and the wrong type of swim suit. 

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Kail’s thread.  The list started on 6/4/18. The Poll will be posted on 6/18/18 at 6 PM.  Here is the running list of titles: @galaxychaser

Kaitlin: 3 kids by different men and counting.

Kail thinks her store bought body is a gift to men kind.

Kail: The hulk and her 3 little hulkettes

Kail: Should I go on vacation one more time

@Kazu

Kail: Hulk & Heartless

Kail: Bone, Quay, but No Harmony

@CaliforniaLove

Kail: If I have a bone to pick, I'll just send Bone

Kail, Quay & the Oneders

Kail - Warning: This thread is messy

Kail: Just because you married labia lips, doesn't make you bi

@ghoulina

Kail: College Degree and Mother Russia Ass Were Both Bought and Paid For

@EmeraldGirl

Kailyn: My Three Sons (and plenty of Bone)

@Alexa

Kail:  Whose child should I conceive today?

@ MargeGunderson

Kail: Working on her "Brand"

Kail: Her Brand is Puta (I bet we can't actually use that)

Kail: She Needs More Vacations

@ configdotsys

Kail: Boys, Bones, Big Asses and Benefits

Kail: Boys, Bones, and Big Ass Benefits

@ FLOWEROFCARNAGE

Kail: Dom, Dick and Harry

@Splain @ FLOWEROFCARNAGE  Collaboration:

Kail: Basic Bitch with a Starbuck Drink

@ Booger666

Kail: Just like Suzy without the alcohol...

@Fairydusted

Anal bleaching Puta Twatwaffle and her 3 sons

@FairyDusted @HkyLvr Collaboration: 

Puta Twatwaffle and her 3 Souveniers

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I thought she had a great body before. She was tall and athletically built in one of those early pics with Javi. I can’t understand how her arms and legs got so bulky. Even her wrists are huge and meaty. I would have been happy with that stomach though after 3 kids.

I’m jealous of those bracelets. I was ready to go get some until I went to the website and saw that they’re hundreds of dollars. 

If she’d calm down a little she could almost be likable. But everything is so manic. More and more romances, more and more kids. The Europe trip is probably the best thing she’s ever done for herself.  I’m pleasantly pleased that she’s loving it. Too many of these people either want to just sit on a beach or eat quesadillas. Not that there’s anything wrong with either, but branch out people! 

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galaxychaser

galaxychaser

On 6/9/2018 at 1:58 PM, SPLAIN said:

Epic.

Could "Basic Bitch with a Starbuck Drink" be a contender for a thread title? If so, add it please @druzy.

Her wardrobe is pretty basic on her. It would be pretty cute on the right person. See, that is when the person makes the clothes, not the other way around. It is just a reminder of what she has done to her body. Why didn't she just leave her body alone? She was fine before.

In one way, I am glad and happy to see a young female enjoy traveling and seeing the world on her own. I wish many young people could enjoy such travels.

I try and tell young girls any chance I can to enjoy their life, hold off on any serious relationships, don't get pregnant, get an education and/or establish yourself in a job or career, and when you can and if you can afford to, travel the world.

I think the title should be

basic hulk with a Starbucks drink  

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Kazu

Kazu

17 hours ago, BitterApple said:

If Kail hadn't gotten that Mother Russia ass, she'd actually look okay. She has a larger frame by nature, but she's not flabby. As it stands, all that recycled fat looks like a giant tumor jutting out of her backside. She should've just eaten healthy and worked out instead of getting plastic surgery. 

Definitely.  Kanal was pretty healthy-looking and had a pretty decent body before the surgery. Did she eat healthy? Eh, not really, but her body looked good. I know she was trying to lose some weight and was doing some kind of martial arts, correct? She then goes and has procedures done that ADD weight to her body. She looks as if she has an additional 40 pounds added to her frame. I am sure a lot of that is fat from her bad eating habits and post pregnancy weight that she has not gotten rid of, but her ass looks like it continues to get bigger.

I don't know if I have ever posted this, but I think her goal was to have the kind of body she thinks a black guy would find desirable.

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gunderda

On 6/2/2018 at 10:39 AM, Mkay said:

I don’t know if it’s the same when your military but my husband is a civilian employee at an Army Base.  They work M-Th, ten hour days, with a three day weekend every week.  He gets plenty of time off that accumulates pretty fast.  The last two weeks of the yr the depot shuts down so they have to have enough time saved to be paid for that.  He gets sick and vacation time every two weeks which adds up pretty fast. He can take off pretty easy.  He works around active military guys so I just kind of assumed it was the same with Javi.  

I have a really good friend who is a military family - both her and her husband are in the army.  She just does the one weekend a month but he is full time on base.  To me it seems like her husband has a pretty lax work schedule and can take time off whenever he wants.  Not that he's out taking a bunch of vacations but seems like pretty often he's taking a day off to work on stuff at home.  Now granted he's been in a hell of a lot longer than Javi so who really knows with him. 

On 6/9/2018 at 12:35 AM, guilfoyleatpp said:

her constantly naming her clothing brands is getting fucking annoying. It's fucking leggings and a tank top and I can't even see any bracelets in front of that fucking sleeve.

Just stop, please. 

Not to defend her... but people on shows are asked quite a lot where they get certain articles of clothing and accessories so i think it's become a common thing for them to just state it in the post.  I've seen other less famewhore-ish people do it as well. 

 

And how in the world is she fitting into forever21 clothing!??! I could barely fit into that stuff in college.  Or do they have a plus line now?

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CaliforniaLove

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1 hour ago, druzy said:

And when he says he's open to others he means the Reality TV Circuit. 

Oh, 100%...and saying he could re-enlist if he wanted to, but his family is more important? Why do I have a feeling he won't be so hard pressed to leave them for months at a time to go do a Challenge. I think he annoys me the most of any of these people. I mean, I don't think he is the level of a garbage person that Jenelle, or Kail is, but he's just SO ANNOYING & transparent. 

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On 6/9/2018 at 10:09 AM, FlowerofCarnage said:

OMG!  Basic bitch is right. Down to the daily Starbucks drinks.

 

Remember her tweet from years ago... (why do I remember this??  I can't remember my work password, but I remember this??) - she was driving her BMW, and taking a picture (safe!) and holding a Starbucks drink in her hands - and she wrote "Basic Bitch Starter Pack."  Uuugh omg she is such a try-hard!!

Also, BMWs are crap, lightweight junk metal.  (IMO!!)  If you want to spend a lot, go for it, but get a good solid car.

 

On 6/9/2018 at 4:12 PM, Scarlett45 said:

I think her elbow looks like that from arm fat hanging down over it- no shame mine does that from certain angles. 

Women who’s buttocks are from fat (or working out) rather than surgery tend to look better because it’s NATURAL! I’m not against anyone getting plastic surgery if they want it, but choose something that compliments your figure. Like when tiny girls with petite frames want DD breasts- it looks fake. Thinner women with large breasts tend to have wider shoulders (although thin) to support them.

 

 

Scarlett45 -you took the words right out of my mouth, errr fingers.  I think her upper arms are just naturally like that, with the meaty hanging arm fat.

And yes, women with big butts naturally look amazing.  The fake butts are hideous.  

Is she leaning into a glass partition or balcony in that picture?  That may be why it is flattened.

 

On 6/9/2018 at 6:31 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

"Wear vertical stripes" they said... "It makes you look long and lean" they said...

 

This is too funny!!!

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32 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

 

Remember her tweet from years ago... (why do I remember this??  I can't remember my work password, but I remember this??) - she was driving her BMW, and taking a picture (safe!) and holding a Starbucks drink in her hands - and she wrote "Basic Bitch Starter Pack."  Uuugh omg she is such a try-hard!!

Also, BMWs are crap, lightweight junk metal.  (IMO!!)  If you want to spend a lot, go for it, but get a good solid car.

I can only speak to the sedans (we've had a 3-series, 5-series, and M3), but they're great cars for people who truly enjoy driving. I won't defend their SUVs, though, which aren't generally designed for their handling. Regardless, a high performance car would be wasted on Kail, given that she can't be bothered to even pay attention to the road, and likely only chooses luxury SUVs as status symbols/because she can't fit into regular-sized cars.

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Kazu

Kazu

1 minute ago, BabyDaddy said:

God.. european travel is so wasted on a person like Kail.  But who ever is sending her to these places knows their stuff.. I can't imagine she even heard of Pompei or knew what Pompei was about before she got there.  Maybe I'm wrong and she is well read???   

I think she won the trip through Scentsy.

Title for thread suggestion:

Basic Puta

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druzy

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I found this timeline of Kanal and Javi. I thought it would nice to take a look back on their courtship, marriage, divorce etc.

I always thought they met at a bowling party.

If you don't want to click the link:

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Javi and Kailyn First Meet

Javi and Kail first met when she was working at the mall in her native Pennsylvania. She explained that he came to the store where she was working and asked her out — and she initially said no!

After more visits to her place of employment — and a budding friendship on Twitter — she finally gave him her number.

Shortly Thereafter, They Began Dating Each Other

While Kail spilled the beans on the real way they met, fans of Teen Mom 2 saw the couple meet in a bowling alley while out with friends. After that, it didn’t take long for the two to start dating seriously — and Javi even met Isaac in the early days of their relationship!

Javi Moves In

Just months after they began dating, Kail and Javi decide that it’s time for him to move in. They justified it by saying that they were already spending almost all of their time together — so it made sense to live under the same roof (uh, if you say so guys…).

Kailyn and Javi Get Engaged

After only one year of dating, Kailyn and Javi got engaged while vacationing! Her friends must’ve had hesitations about the relationship off the bat — because one friend even warned her of the engagement ahead of time, so she’d be able to think it over.

Yikes — that’s never a good sign!

Javi and Kailyn Get (Secretly) Married

Kail and Javi initially tied the knot in late 2012. At the time, Javi had recently joined the Air Force, and by getting married — the young mom and her son, Isaac, were able to use his military benefits.

The Newlyweds Move to Delaware

When Isaac was still a toddler, Kail and Javi upped and moved to Delaware to be near his base for Air Force training.

Initially, this was problematic for Kail — and Isaac’s dad even took her to court for taking their child out of state. Eventually, they worked out their differences and Jo even moved to the state to be closer to his son. So sweet!

Javi and Kail Have a Big Wedding!

Nearly one year after their courthouse nuptials, Javi and Kail exchanged vows — again — at a big celebration with their friends and family at an aquarium!

Lincoln Is Born!

Just a few months after their aquarium wedding, Javi and Kail welcomed a baby boy, whom they named Lincoln Marshall Marroquin!

Kailyn Suffers a Miscarriage

After several years of a happy marriage, the two hit a rough spot when Kailyn suffered a miscarriage in late 2015.

It was one of the final straws for the couple before they decided to divorce — as Javi desperately wanted another child, and Kail felt he “blamed” her for losing the baby.

Javi Is Deployed

In the middle of all their marital woes, Javi left behind Kail — and her two boys — and was deployed to Qatar.

When he went abroad, both husband and wife were unsure of what the future held for their marriage.

Kailyn Confirms Separation

While Javi was still in the Middle East, Kail confirmed that her marriage was over.

"We're trying to do the best we can for our kids because they are what really matters," the mom-of-two, 24, told the Daily Mail.

The Divorce Is Finalized

By the end of 2016, Kail and Javi’s divorce was finalized.

"It's true, it's been finalized," he told Radar Online. “I didn’t take her for child support because I do have 50/50 [custody] of Lincoln.”

 

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Kazu

Kazu

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21 minutes ago, druzy said:

Famewhores "Aren't we cute?"

Maci's apron should read "DRINKING FOR TWO."

STFU Javi. You have a 3,897 relatives who live near you who watch your kids. Don't try that phony baloney mess that it is difficult to find a babysitter while shilling some over-priced product that you likely don't use.

@druzy didn't Kwhale meet Jordan at a bowling party? Or was it at one of her jobs?

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