umgoblue December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 I rushed from a Zoom party for this sludge. This is so boring, I am about to call @aliya to talk about what is happening on QVC!! 🤣 3 1 Link to comment
ams1001 December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 26 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Its from Budget Bytes! I have found so many great recipes there! Googling.... 2 Link to comment
magemaud December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, ams1001 said: His dad was over 800?! Did he say that during the monologue? I missed that! No, he only dropped that little nugget of info in his call with Dr. Now 5 Link to comment
MsVixen December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 If this episode doesn't pick up soon, I may be forced to dive into the Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream..... 3 2 Link to comment
LEILANI2 December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 (edited) I hope I'm wrong but this guy seems like the type to gain weight. I predict no loss and I've never felt that way about any of these pounders til now. His lying is Trumpian level. Edited December 16, 2021 by LEILANI2 8 Link to comment
String Theory December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said: IT'S WATER WEIGHT Yup, all of those ice cubes (that are in the soda he drinks all day!) 3 2 Link to comment
Eldemarge December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 I JUST got here and I'm sure I've missed a lot. :( Drat. 5 Link to comment
Chicklet December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 "Are you ready to go" said while lounging in his "bed". Oy 1 4 Link to comment
dreadfulLeigh December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 How can so much time pass (84 years at least ) and soooooooo little happen? 5 3 Link to comment
hookedontv December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said: I'm late to the party peeps! Give me a synopsis of whats happening in 5 words (doesn't have to be a sentence) Excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses. 6 4 Link to comment
Lima Bean December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said: The only way he's getting to Houston in less than a week is with him dumped in the back of a rental moving box truck, and Sharon driving him. If he ever moves to Houston, he'll feel right at home, because that townhouse they live in already looks depressing. So the red brick cell blocks most of the poundticipants rent will look familiar, but actually nicer than that place he's living in now. As your snarking Houstonian, I’m racking my brain trying to figure out where they house the fatties. It ain’t good, I can tell you that. 4 Link to comment
MsVixen December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said: Reveal spoiler I’m a dental hygienist and have seen thousands of patients fracture their teeth by chewing on ice! Don’t do it. Much respect for the Janice Muppet icon, GrammyPammy! 4 Link to comment
LEILANI2 December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 Just now, Eldemarge said: I JUST got here and I'm sure I've missed a lot. :( Drat. You missed him eating a 10 lb lasagna. 4 2 Link to comment
OoogleEyes December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 Leroy looks like Dickie Bennett 3 Link to comment
TazDevil December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said: I'm late to the party peeps! Give me a synopsis of whats happening in 5 words (doesn't have to be a sentence) Chair Baby wipes lasagne excuses ice chips 10 Link to comment
mmecorday December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 Quote Hold up. Did this dude actually just complain about the stress of working in a call center? The people on this show have a shaky definition of stress. "I've been so stressed because Uber Eats stopped delivery in my neighborhood." "I've been so stressed because I can't find my favorite beef jerky." "I've been so stressed because I'm just about to finish binge watching 'Diff'rent Strokes' and I can't fathom finding a show with the same depth and writing." 1 12 1 Link to comment
Yokosmom December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 He’s going back to the same scale that couldn’t read his weight the first time? 2 Link to comment
ams1001 December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 21 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said: I want that dog! My chihuahua doesn’t, but I do. I'll take the chihuahua... 1 Link to comment
Suzywriter December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said: I'm late to the party peeps! Give me a synopsis of whats happening in 5 words (doesn't have to be a sentence) Absolutely nothing is happening. A gigantic troll lays in a recliner next to some purple curtains, look sad and eats. 6 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, String Theory said: I dunno how alimony works either for them, but when I got divorced, I only received alimony for ever two years of marriage. Married 22yrs. received eleven years of alimony..... Depends on the state. I was awarded alimony, but my ex thought it was a suggestion, so he wouldn’t pay unless I took him to court. He was a divorce lawyer and represented himself. I had to hire one every time. That was a bad time for me. Link to comment
ams1001 December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 It's "arctic fresh" out there an he's wearing flip flops? 2 7 Link to comment
Lima Bean December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 “Flip Flops in the Snow,” my favorite holiday song! 15 2 Link to comment
babyhouseman December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said: I'm late to the party peeps! Give me a synopsis of whats happening in 5 words (doesn't have to be a sentence) Sad, fat pothead. 3 3 Link to comment
dreadfulLeigh December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, MsVixen said: If this episode doesn't pick up soon, I may be forced to dive into the Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream..... Ooh, that reminds me I have some mug cake packets in the cupboard. Or mini cupcakes…hmm. Too bad I’m all out of ice chips. 3 4 Link to comment
Hellga December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 The first mandatory Oh my laig of the episode. Not the last, probably. Got stuffed into the car.. will he make it to the weighing center without some fast food to help his terrible pain? That's the question! 1 1 Link to comment
sempervivum December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said: Leroy looks like Dickie Bennett Thank you! I just thought 'looks like a major tweeker', but DB is exactly right! 1 2 Link to comment
Lima Bean December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 Mark your cards: “OW, MY LAIG!!” 7 1 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said: I'm late to the party peeps! Give me a synopsis of whats happening in 5 words (doesn't have to be a sentence) Always fat, stepdad didn't like him, moved from Oregon to Columbia Falls, MT, weighs at least 740, 31 years old, lives with Mom and her boy toy Leroy (who is barely older than Ryan). Claims he quit drugs, but looks baked in every picture. His dad died at 800+, Scale just gave up the ghost. So, I bet he's over 750, fast approaching 800, just like dear old dead dad. He should go to the feed store, or salvage yard, or the U-Haul scales. So, Dr. Now wants him down to 650 before he comes to Houston. Edited December 16, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama 1 Link to comment
LEILANI2 December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 It's been a long time since we've had to call the fire department to carry these people out of the house. I miss those days. 3 5 Link to comment
hookedontv December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 Damn, barking orders “warm up the car, put the heat on….” Flip flops in the snow. 2 Link to comment
TazDevil December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, ams1001 said: It's "arctic fresh" out there an he's wearing flip flops? You think he can squeeze those fat feet into anything else?? 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: I JUST got here and I'm sure I've missed a lot. :( Drat. That’s cute. 8 Link to comment
Eldemarge December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, mmecorday said: The people on this show have a shaky definition of stress. "I've been so stressed because Uber Eats stopped delivery in my neighborhood." "I've been so stressed because I can't find my favorite beef jerky." "I've been so stressed because I'm just about to finish binge watching 'Diff'rent Strokes' and I can't fathom finding a show with the same depth and writing." There's a lot of "I've been feeling stressed lately" while they live in their bed, with zero responsibilities in life. It's kind of amazing. 6 Link to comment
TazDevil December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 (edited) 777 or just "EEEEEEEEEE" for Error Edited December 16, 2021 by TazDevil 6 Link to comment
dreadfulLeigh December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 Oh. Joy. I’m. Almost. Caught. Up. Yay. Me. 4 1 Link to comment
mmecorday December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 You know there's a problem when the scene involving checking in with the receptionist is the most interesting scene so far. 6 Link to comment
Chicklet December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 Ooh goodie we can see the results of his self-imposed "DIET". And he broke the scale! 2 3 Link to comment
magemaud December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 (edited) My husband just said, "Hi, Ryan, take a...umm...seats" Edited December 16, 2021 by magemaud 16 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, TazDevil said: Chair Baby wipes lasagne excuses ice chips DEAD 1 minute ago, ams1001 said: It's "arctic fresh" out there an he's wearing flip flops? Probably the only thing he can get on his feet himself. The nurse is trying desperately to stay upwind. 8 1 Link to comment
umgoblue December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 (edited) Ryan: I HATE this car! Shocks and Rear Axle: The feeling is mutual, asshat! Edited December 16, 2021 by umgoblue because typos should be corrected! 17 1 Link to comment
GrammyPammy December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 Of course his feet are cold…he wears flip-flops to stomp through the snow! 1 1 Link to comment
Lima Bean December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 Told you to go to the recycling center. 1 6 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 Is that a first? He broke the scale? 3 Link to comment
hookedontv December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 I’m sorry, it won’t read your weight today. Or any other day! He needs to go to the highway weigh station… 2 3 Link to comment
poeticlicensed December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 So he's too fat for the scale? 2 Link to comment
LEILANI2 December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 (edited) He literally used two chairs, I don't think I've seen that before. Edited December 16, 2021 by LEILANI2 2 Link to comment
Splashes December 16, 2021 Share December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said: It's been a long time since we've had to call the fire department to carry these people out of the house. I miss those days. We havent had someone bedbound on a long time. 4 Link to comment
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