S10.E07: Ryan's Journey LIVE CHAT

[umgoblue]

I rushed from a Zoom party for this sludge.

This is so boring, I am about to call @aliya to talk about what is happening on QVC!! 🤣

[ams1001]

26 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Its from Budget Bytes! I have found so many great recipes there!

Googling....

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

His dad was over 800?! Did he say that during the monologue? I missed that!

No, he only dropped that little nugget of info in his call with Dr. Now

[MsVixen]

If this episode doesn't pick up soon, I may be forced to dive into the Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream.....

[LEILANI2]

I hope I'm wrong but this guy seems like the type to gain weight. I predict no loss and I've never felt that way about any of these pounders til now. His lying is Trumpian level.

Edited December 16, 2021 by LEILANI2

[String Theory]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

IT'S WATER WEIGHT 

Yup, all of those ice cubes (that are in the soda he drinks all day!)

[Eldemarge]

I JUST got here and I'm sure I've missed a lot.  :(  Drat.

[Chicklet]

"Are you ready to go" said while lounging in his "bed". Oy

[dreadfulLeigh]

How can so much time pass (84 years at least ) and soooooooo little happen?

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

I'm late to the party peeps! Give me a synopsis of whats happening   in 5 words (doesn't have to be a sentence)

Excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses. 

[Lima Bean]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

The only way he's getting to Houston in less than a week is with him dumped in the back of a rental moving box truck, and Sharon driving him.     

If he ever moves to Houston, he'll feel right at home, because that townhouse they live in already looks depressing.   So the red brick cell blocks most of the poundticipants rent will look familiar, but actually nicer than that place he's living in now.  

As your snarking Houstonian, I’m racking my brain trying to figure out where they house the fatties. It ain’t good, I can tell you that.

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

  Reveal spoiler

I’m a dental hygienist and have seen thousands of patients fracture their teeth by chewing on ice! Don’t do it.

Much respect for the Janice Muppet icon, GrammyPammy!

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I JUST got here and I'm sure I've missed a lot.  :(  Drat.

You missed him eating a 10 lb lasagna.

[OoogleEyes]

Leroy looks like Dickie Bennett 

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I'm late to the party peeps! Give me a synopsis of whats happening   in 5 words (doesn't have to be a sentence)

Chair

Baby wipes

lasagne

excuses

ice chips

[Yokosmom]

He’s going back to the same scale that couldn’t read his weight the first time?

[mmecorday]

Quote

Hold up. Did this dude actually just complain about the stress of working in a call center?

The people on this show have a shaky definition of stress. "I've been so stressed because Uber Eats stopped delivery in my neighborhood." "I've been so stressed because I can't find my favorite beef jerky." "I've been so stressed because I'm just about to finish binge watching 'Diff'rent Strokes' and I can't fathom finding a show with the same depth and writing."

[ams1001]

21 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

I want that dog! My chihuahua doesn’t, but I do. 

I'll take the chihuahua...

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I'm late to the party peeps! Give me a synopsis of whats happening   in 5 words (doesn't have to be a sentence)

Absolutely nothing is happening. A gigantic troll lays in a recliner next to some purple curtains, look sad and eats.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, String Theory said:

I dunno how alimony works either for them, but when I got divorced, I only received alimony for ever two years of marriage.   Married 22yrs. received eleven years of alimony.....

Depends on the state. I was awarded alimony, but my ex thought it was a suggestion, so he wouldn’t pay unless I took him to court. He was a divorce lawyer and represented himself. I had to hire one every time. That was a bad time for me.

[ams1001]

It's "arctic fresh" out there an he's wearing flip flops?

[Lima Bean]

“Flip Flops in the Snow,” my favorite holiday song!

[jacksgirl]

Even the peephole was huge.

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

I'm late to the party peeps! Give me a synopsis of whats happening   in 5 words (doesn't have to be a sentence)

Sad, fat pothead.

[dreadfulLeigh]

2 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

If this episode doesn't pick up soon, I may be forced to dive into the Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream.....

Ooh, that reminds me I have some mug cake packets in the cupboard. Or mini cupcakes…hmm. Too bad I’m all out of ice chips. 

[Kid]

The car is not the problem!!

[Hellga]

The first mandatory Oh my laig of the episode.  Not the last, probably.

 Got stuffed into the car.. will he make it to the weighing center without some fast food to help his terrible pain?  That's the question! 

[sempervivum]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Leroy looks like Dickie Bennett 

Thank you! I just thought 'looks like a major tweeker', but DB is exactly right!

[Lima Bean]

Mark your cards: “OW, MY LAIG!!”

[CrazyInAlabama]

5 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I'm late to the party peeps! Give me a synopsis of whats happening   in 5 words (doesn't have to be a sentence)

Always fat, stepdad didn't like him, moved from Oregon to Columbia Falls, MT, weighs at least 740, 31 years old, lives with Mom and her boy toy Leroy (who is barely older than Ryan).

Claims he quit drugs, but looks baked in every picture.    His dad died at 800+, Scale just gave up the ghost.   So, I bet he's over 750, fast approaching 800, just like dear old dead dad.   He should go to the feed store, or salvage yard, or the U-Haul scales. 

So, Dr. Now wants him down to 650 before he comes to Houston. 

Edited December 16, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[LEILANI2]

It's been a long time since we've had to call the fire department to carry these people out of the house.  I miss those days.

[hookedontv]

Damn, barking orders “warm up the car, put the heat on….” 
Flip flops in the snow. 

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

It's "arctic fresh" out there an he's wearing flip flops?

You think he can squeeze those fat feet into anything else??

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I JUST got here and I'm sure I've missed a lot.  :(  Drat.

That’s cute.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

The people on this show have a shaky definition of stress. "I've been so stressed because Uber Eats stopped delivery in my neighborhood." "I've been so stressed because I can't find my favorite beef jerky." "I've been so stressed because I'm just about to finish binge watching 'Diff'rent Strokes' and I can't fathom finding a show with the same depth and writing."

There's a lot of "I've been feeling stressed lately" while they live in their bed, with zero responsibilities in life.  It's kind of amazing.

[TazDevil]

777

or just "EEEEEEEEEE" for Error

Edited December 16, 2021 by TazDevil

[dreadfulLeigh]

Oh. Joy. I’m. Almost. Caught. Up. Yay. Me. 

[mmecorday]

You know there's a problem when the scene involving checking in with the receptionist is the most interesting scene so far.

[Chicklet]

Ooh goodie we can see the results of his self-imposed "DIET". And he broke the scale!

[magemaud]

My husband just said, "Hi, Ryan, take a...umm...seats" 

Edited December 16, 2021 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Chair

Baby wipes

lasagne

excuses

ice chips

DEAD

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

It's "arctic fresh" out there an he's wearing flip flops?

Probably the only thing he can get on his feet himself. 

The nurse is trying desperately to stay upwind.

[LEILANI2]

I'm gonna guess 824

[umgoblue]

Ryan: I HATE this car!

Shocks and Rear Axle:  The feeling is mutual, asshat!

Edited December 16, 2021 by umgoblue
because typos should be corrected!

[GrammyPammy]

Of course his feet are cold…he wears flip-flops to stomp through the snow!

[Lima Bean]

Told you to go to the recycling center.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is that a first? He broke the scale?

[hookedontv]

I’m sorry, it won’t read your weight today. Or any other day! 
He needs to go to the highway weigh station…

[poeticlicensed]

So he's too fat for the scale?

[LEILANI2]

He literally used two chairs, I don't think I've seen that before.

Edited December 16, 2021 by LEILANI2

[Splashes]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

It's been a long time since we've had to call the fire department to carry these people out of the house.  I miss those days.

We havent had someone bedbound on a long time.