S10.E07: Ryan's Journey LIVE CHAT

[MsVixen]

His ankles looked downright petite.  His feet must really be in pain.

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Wireless Sales Consultant” = those annoying calls I’m constantly getting from AT&T trying to get me to upgrade

[Chicklet]

This is insanity. 

A firefighter? Does he realize you can't sit on your butt all day every day?

[LEILANI2]

I find this guy unlikable and I don't see him losing more then 20 pounds.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hellga said:

You eat late?  C'mon, you eat non-stop!  Whom are you kidding?  This conversation with Dr. Now is probably the longest you have gone without eating while awake in who knows how long? 

This is up there with "I'm an emotional eater" or "too many carbs". 

If he says anything about grapes, I'm out. That's it. 

[Lillith]

Dr. Now is so not buying this dude's bs at all. 

[Hellga]

The guy wants to be a FIREFIGHTER?  *speechless gaping*

[Suzywriter]

All of them sit around the house all day. 

[ams1001]

Doc doesn't seem too optimistic about his chances of being a firefighter...

[OoogleEyes]

"You sit in your house all day? You stay home all day? You don't go out?"

I'm feeling attacked right now.

 

A......fireman? Mmmmm oh. Ok.

[mmecorday]

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Why Wagner? Robert Wagner? Does he enjoy Hart to Hart reruns? 

Removing this.

Edited December 16, 2021 by mmecorday
There's a difference between snark and sick

[hookedontv]

How pissed is his mom’s ex husband paying alimony and knowing that all the $$ goes to her son’s food?

No one in this family works. FFS. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

4 minutes ago, Hellga said:

And he lives in such a gorgeous place!  I would be out hiking in those mountains all the time if I had those views in my town.  Seriously.  What is it with people who live in the most amazing landscapes staying home all day and eating themselves to death? 

I read this too quickly and read “deathscape” and thought you were referring to their depressing inside views. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Hellga said:

The guy wants to be a FIREFIGHTER?  *speechless gaping*

Instead of a dumpster fire?

[Lima Bean]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to stake out the office and find us some fatties. 

Like blurry Big Foot pictures.

[LEILANI2]

I would not trust this lazy ass to save me from a fire if there's leftover lasagna on the kitchen counter.

[sainte-chapelle]

So wait mom is disabled too? LMAO “ I want to be a firefighter “ long pause “okkkk but you need to be in shape”

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm willing to do anything I can. Well, except eat less".

[LEILANI2]

His biggest problem is he is GOAL ORIENTED...to eating everything in sight. 

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[Kid]

NOBODY in that household has a damn job!!

[dreadfulLeigh]

Ugh, ok FF now. I can’t with this monologue any more. (I’m about 15 minutes behind). 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I'm willing to do anything I can. Well, except eat less".

Or stand tf up.

[TazDevil]

He's on a diet right now?????

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

This is insanity. 

A firefighter? Does he realize you can't sit on your butt all day every day?

I really doubt that he watches "Chicago Fire" or "Station 19".

[String Theory]

He told Dr. Now he has no friends, but he spends all day he sends all day talking on the phone with his friends?

Liar, liar, pants on fire...he's not on a diet!

[Lillith]

He not only looks dirty, he looks so sickly. 

[Chicklet]

His "diet" LOL. Holy crap

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Lima Bean said:

Like blurry Big Foot pictures.

You got it! 

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

So wait mom is disabled too? LMAO “ I want to be a firefighter “ long pause “okkkk but you need to be in shape”

The closest this guy is going to get to being a firefighter is when the fire department comes to haul him out of his house to put him in the car for the trip to Houston. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

He has his own diet and it’s working. Okay.

[mk828]

My cat is not buying his bullshit either.. He usually sits facing the tv, he is now turned the other way.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

His biggest problem is he is GOAL ORIENT.  I'm dead.

I’m still laughing at the fireman comment and holy shit lasagna is a diet? I am dying

[hookedontv]

Not a vegetable in sight. 

[TazDevil]

"you're on a diet you made up" LOL!!

[DropTheSoap]

"Typical day what do you eat?"

Everything. The truthful answer is everything.

[umgoblue]

Ryan:  I am a goal oriented person.

Me:  Don't be a lardass...lose the FN weight.

Holding my breath to see if he takes my challenge!

[Lima Bean]

How do these people afford all that food? Does he get extra food stamps for being disabled because he’s fat?

[ams1001]

"You can have all the ice you want."

[hookedontv]

“I chew on a lot of ice.” 
Holy shit. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Dr. Now: You can have all the ice you want. 

Pepper Mostly: DEAD

[magemaud]

This is the longest ever opening narrative followed by the longest ever Dr. Now intake call. 

[OoogleEyes]

" I chew on a lot of ice"  OMG! 😂😂

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[LEILANI2]

This must be another one of those 6 month episode where he doesn't even make it to Washington state.

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I chew on a lot of ice chips. I don’t know if that’s okay.”

I’m roaring.

[sainte-chapelle]

Popcorn is good but only airpopped NOT flavoured. The calorie count is the same as chips

[ams1001]

His dad was over 800?! Did he say that during the monologue? I missed that! (Probably zoned out.)

[aliya]

His father was a drug addict at over 800 lbs???

[CringeWatcher]

Aw, he couldn’t be a running back because he was too fat. I couldn’t be a starting point guard for the Lakers because I’m a 5’3 woman. What happens to a dream deferred? Does it eat everything in sight? Or does it, oh I dunno, choose to focus on the good and move on with life? oh and by the way, Ryan, my dad was a selfish prick who had no time or patience for children. I survived. Now he’s older and he regrets how he was. I chose to forgive and we have a much better relationship now. Choices, dude. We all have ‘em. 
 

 

[TazDevil]

His real dad was 800 pounds?????  Just stop this episode now.  This guy is never going to lose weight.

[Splashes]

How much is that alimony. They have 1400 dollars between them per month and like 250 in snap. My groceries are like 3-400 dollars a month and they have two people plus someone who eats six to eight times as much and mostly eats out. I just dont know how people can afford to weigh this much.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

"You can have all the ice you want."

The ice chips are the new grapes