S10.E06: Paul's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

My eating habit tonight was chicken salad and some grapes. Trying to resist the cookies in the kitchen.

Grapes! The Gateway Fruit! I hope you know what you're doing.

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Maybe she's her identical twin cousin or something.

🎶'cause they're cousins! Identical cousins! They laugh alike, they walk alike, at times they even talk alike! 🎶

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

I knew he was tall.

I missed the height....how tall?

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, Splashes said:

But there are ace men. Ace people arent that uncommon.

What's an ace man?

[babyhouseman]

3 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Not sure who is the best at hocking them. Shatner, Namath or the skinny guy from Good Times 

Dynomite!

[7EasyPayments]

8 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

So the only man this lady could get is an 800 pound unemployed man who lives in a tiny house with his mother and a dog and lives an hour and a half away.

Correct!

What does that say about HER? 🙄

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Grapes! The Gateway Fruit! I hope you know what you're doing.

🎶'cause they're cousins! Identical cousins! They laugh alike, they walk alike, at times they even talk alike! 🎶

Screaming!!!!

[babyhouseman]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I missed the height....how tall?

6'6"

[TazDevil]

Really.  What the fuck else does he have going on in his life that he can't move to Houston for a year-ish to do this???  He just sleeps, eats, and sits in a chair at this point.

[poeticlicensed]

I had a friend who was a circus performer in a carnival. The whole family was. A strange lot they were 

[Chicklet]

Well at least he's telling the truth about his eating habits, unlike everyone else on this show.

[umgoblue]

22 minutes in and only Page 3.

This is episode is definitely more laid back (read: boring) than Lacey.  Dare I say I am bored already.  The bar was set sooo high, I have to manage my expectations and reset to pre-Lacey M600PL levels of engagement. :(

ETA: Of course it posts on Page 4...hahahaha

Edited December 9, 2021 by umgoblue

[Auntie Anxiety]

How did I forget that this was on? 

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, fonfereksglen said:

4 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

My second dose made me sick as a dog for like a week. My booster went better - achy and vaguely flu-is for just a day. Wishing you a smooth recovery.

My eating habit tonight was chicken salad and some grapes. Trying to resist the cookies in the kitchen.

Grapes?!?

I forgot to admit to eating grapes tonight with my free hotel meal.

 

[Splashes]

Just now, MsVixen said:

What's an ace man?

Asexual. People who dont experience sexual attraction. A lot of ace people have relationships involving no sex.

[aliya]

Why does he need to discuss the move to Houston with the girl friend (who needs to keep her son separate from her 'relationship' with this guy)? She lives 90 minutes away. She's not part of his everyday life.

As usual, let's look for excuses as to why we can't find some self-discipline and do what is needed.

[LEILANI2]

Dude you don't do anything and you are the size of your shower,  get your ass to Houston.

[ams1001]

10 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

So the only man this lady could get is an 800 pound unemployed man who lives in a tiny house with his mother and a dog and lives an hour and a half away.

What kind of message does that send to her kid...?

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

He looks a little like Peter Billingsley all grown up. You know, if Peter Billingsley weighed 700 pounds.

I'd like to see him in pink bunny pajamas just to be sure. 

"What does the piggy say?"

Yeah, blame your mom, ya big baby!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, MsVixen said:

What's an ace man?

Asexual. They don't want sex with anyone. Think 'Engineer Brother-in-law' who makes a shit ton of money, lives in a townhouse and plays obscure video games online with people on the other side of the world.  NEVER brings a date to ANYTHING.

[Elizzikra]

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I missed the height....how tall?

6'6"!!!

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Grapes! The Gateway Fruit! I hope you know what you're doing.

I can stop any time I want to.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

"I don't know how it will effect my life"

What life, I wonder 

Right? Are limitless mozzarella sticks a lifestyle? A career? Dude, there's nowhere to go but up!

[Auntie Anxiety]

On Monday I was watching 90Day in Paradise (or whatever the fuck) and my power went out. Maybe the gods were telling me something.

[mmecorday]

His mother puts too much food on his plate.

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, umgoblue said:

22 minutes in and only Page 3.

This is episode is definitely more laid back (read: boring) than Lacey.  Dare I say I am bored already.  The bar was set sooo high, I have to manage my expectations and reset to pre-Lacey M600PL levels of engagement. :(

I think Lacey is the all seasons all star. In my book she wins over Penny

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Really.  What the fuck else does he have going on in his life that he can't move to Houston for a year-ish to do this???  He just sleeps, eats, and sits in a chair at this point.

He probably can’t afford to move. He doesn’t work and lives with mommy

[LEILANI2]

If I was the mother, I would have just cut his portions along time  ago when he was hitting the scales at 300.  There's some manchusen by feeding going on here.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

Why does he need to discuss the move to Houston with the girl friend (who needs to keep her son separate from her 'relationship' with this guy)? She lives 90 minutes away. She's not part of his everyday life.

As usual, let's look for excuses as to why we can't find some self-discipline and do what is needed.

Please tell me she does not uproot her child from his school and friends to move to Texas with this deep-fried couch man.

[DropTheSoap]

Tossin' mom under the bus isn't a good look.

[Chicklet]

Just now, ams1001 said:

What kind of message does that send to her kid...?

The message is that mommy is needy and doesn't prioritize her child. A lot of that around.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Asexual. They don't want sex with anyone. Think 'Engineer Brother-in-law' who makes a shit ton of money, lives in a townhouse and plays obscure video games online with people on the other side of the world.  NEVER brings a date to ANYTHING.

I'd call that an Incel. 

[Elizzikra]

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I think Lacey is the all seasons all star. In my book she wins over Penny

I was all in on the snark until she said she was raped in third grade. I just can't get past that...

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Asexual. They don't want sex with anyone. Think 'Engineer Brother-in-law' who makes a shit ton of money, lives in a townhouse and plays obscure video games online with people on the other side of the world.  NEVER brings a date to ANYTHING.

Oh you've literally met my ex, I see.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Please tell me she does not uproot her child from his school and friends to move to Texas with this deep-fried couch man.

If the kid's lucky, there's a parental agreement that keeps him from being moved out of state.

[dreadfulLeigh]

Cheesus, his legs are scary bad. 

[TazDevil]

Hey Paul, while you're thinking about moving to Houston and discussing things with Jennifer, why don't you cut back on all the crap you're eating and see how that works for you?

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Asexual. They don't want sex with anyone. Think 'Engineer Brother-in-law' who makes a shit ton of money, lives in a townhouse and plays obscure video games online with people on the other side of the world.  NEVER brings a date to ANYTHING.

Or maybe woman who has been married 40 years lol, sans the townhouse, money and video games. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

Why does he need to discuss the move to Houston with the girl friend (who needs to keep her son separate from her 'relationship' with this guy)? She lives 90 minutes away. She's not part of his everyday life.

As usual, let's look for excuses as to why we can't find some self-discipline and do what is needed.

I wonder if she has like, 4 giant boyfriends who all live within a 2-hour drive. Not like they're going to run into each other since they have to sit still so their mother can wrap their legs. 

[String Theory]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

My eating habit tonight was chicken salad and some grapes. Trying to resist the cookies in the kitchen.

I succumbed to the call of the Pepperidge Farm Chesapeake chocolate chip cookies. (Yes, I know I shouldn't have bought them if I shouldn't be eating them!)  I justified that it was OK b/c I just had a Lean Cusine Mac & Cheese for dinner.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, String Theory said:

I succumbed to the call of the Pepperidge Farm Chesapeake chocolate chip cookies. (Yes, I know I shouldn't have bought them if I shouldn't be eating them!)  I justified that it was OK b/c I just had a Lean Cusine Mac & Cheese for dinner.

You are my spirit sibling! I have Double Chocolate Milanos!!!

[umgoblue]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Grapes! The Gateway Fruit! I hope you know what you're doing.

🎶'cause they're cousins! Identical cousins! They laugh alike, they walk alike, at times they even talk alike! 🎶

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Hey Paul, while you're thinking about moving to Houston and discussing things with Jennifer, why don't you cut back on all the crap you're eating and see how that works for you?

Now that's just crazy talk!

[LEILANI2]

He could just stop drinking soda and eating only half his plate and he'd lose 100 pounds quick.

Edited December 9, 2021 by LEILANI2

[ams1001]

It's snowing....❄ Don't know how long that's supposed to last but at least I work from home tomorrow...

 

[MsVixen]

It's only 7:30?????

[String Theory]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Asexual. They don't want sex with anyone. Think 'Engineer Brother-in-law' who makes a shit ton of money, lives in a townhouse and plays obscure video games online with people on the other side of the world.  NEVER brings a date to ANYTHING.

I learned something new tonight!

[Hellga]

Am behind - my Mom called me to confirm she got the Target order I placed for her.  She was resistant to getting a pulse oximeter, but after the nurse and I doubled down on her, and I simply sent it to her, she used it.  Was so sure it would be normal, but her oxygen is lower than it should be (still within safe range, but below normal).  What is it with older people relying on 'but I feel fine' in lieu of actually measuring temperature, blood pressure, oxygen, etc.?   Just like poundticipants and their 'I am sure I lost weight, the scale is wrong', LOL. 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'd call that an Incel. 

Aces are nice, though. They aren't mean to women because there's no resentment. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

What the hell does he have to discuss this with Jennifer (the girlfriend) for before going to Houston?   Or is she the designated driver?    Or can't her son leave the state?  or needs to go to school.   

He's already making excuses.  

6'6" I'm guessing he's at least 750.  

I'm wondering if we'll see his good friend after this trip.  90 minutes on the road, and drive thru time, and then to the hotel.  

Hear that screaming?  It's the McDonald's corporation personnel screaming that the producers made it very obvious that they were getting Mickey D's.    He's not so sore that he can't scarf down enough food to feed everyone in this chat.   

Edited December 9, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[poeticlicensed]

I need the story of the girlfriend and why she is the girlfriend. 

[String Theory]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

You are my spirit sibling! I have Double Chocolate Milanos!!!

Oh I've got those too!

I know what you're getting for Christmas!