S11.E21: Reunion (Part 1)

[Julyolo]

Andy on WWHL calls this reunion the Superbowl......more like Superbullshit.

[Wicked]

These women are all looking old, which is fine, I'm old, but it is showing for the first time more than ever

[RealHousewife]

41 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

I feel like we've seen that dress on Kyle this season. I kinda remember her poor trapped boobs...

I've said this before, but my boobs hurt looking at one of her talking heads. Her poor tatas.

[nexxie]

Amber Tamblyn just read Rinna on wwhl - that Rinna was trying to create space for herself (with Garcelle drama) in a season about Erika and Sutton, including when she jumped onto Garcelle’s couch.

[eXiled]

The money train definitely left Erika's fallen face and jowls behind. Guess she can't afford the snips, lifts, and fillers anymore.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, nexxie said:

Amber Tamblyn just read Rinna on wwhl - that Rinna was trying to create space for herself (with Garcelle drama) in a season about Erika and Sutton, including when she jumped onto Garcelle’s couch.

I lived … 

[WaltersHair]

8 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

I've said this before, but my boobs hurt looking at one of her talking heads. Her poor tatas.

That dress reminds me of Madonna in A League of Their Own.

"What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops, my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?"

[Julyolo]

48 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Yeah - the cross is a "sweet" touch, but worn with a cheap ass looking dress that I don't think a low end hooker would wear, it doesn't really translate to an empathetic person to the "alleged victims". 

If this was WWHL and "alleged" was the drinking word of the night, we're all going to be shitfaced by the end of this hour!

It's been my unfortunate observation that a lot of women who accessorize with crosses are guilty of false advertising. To the point I get a little suspicious when I see that.

[RealHousewife]

Dorit has balls as big as Rinna's lips to say Garcelle is passive-aggressive. Garcelle has made her feelings clear to her face. Dorit is actually one of the most guilty of being "passive aggressive, incessant, and jabby." She literally had a season of that behavior during pantygate. 

It's also rich to call Garcelle inauthentic and someone trying to be relevant. Garcelle is one of the most famous women who've ever joined the entire franchise. Check out her IMDB if you don't watch TV or movies. No one ever heard of Dorit prior to Housewives. Garcelle's gorgeous face is her own. Her accent is her own. Her money is her own. Her success is her own. She's not a wannabe like Dorit. 

I always liked Dorit more than most people here do. When she's even annoying me, you know she's gotta go. I hated how she screamed at Garcelle. Is she trying to be like Erika now? Good grief. Take a chill pill. You don't need to talk nonstop like there's no tomorrow. 

Ditto Rinna. I was one of the few fans, haven't liked her in seasons. 

Edited October 14, 2021 by RealHousewife

[mothmonsterman]

Those vultures sitting over there on the Erika couch. Erika butting in, saying irrelevant shit. Yes, we know, you're a shit person and you wouldn't change a thing, you're set. We know this, you and Tom thought your shit didn't stink and you can pull the wool over the eyes of most. And you sure did. Go celebrate, I hope you wind up in the gutter without a penny.

Crystal I just don't like. She's not nice, she piles on when the others do, she was smack talking who was WHO, and she put herself up high, I guess for being a young bride to a old man. Score, I guess. Go celebrate, but you sure do look sad most of the time.

Dorit, I would have read your ass back into next week had you dared to open you pie hole and yell at me. Oh child, I wish someone would. The verbal lashing they would get would not soon be forgotten. Dorit gets real live when she's talking to Garcelle, try that on some others, your millage will greatly vary. I see why you have no black friends. She'd be read to filth with her mouth hanging open.

Garcelle, don't friend up with these fake hoes. Lisa is a demon, a lizard person or something. There is such a nastiness inside her. And who gives a fuck what Harry has to say. Go sit down somewhere and bake a pie or weed some grass or whatever the hell you do.

 

 

 

 

Edited October 14, 2021 by mothmonsterman

[eXiled]

56 minutes ago, Dutchgirl said:

Kyle’s dress is giving my boobs anxiety

Them smushed titties are such an unfortunate look.

[eXiled]

55 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I forgot Rinna and Garcelle have been friends for 20 years. Rinna and Denise were friends for 20 years too I think. Too bad being on a reality show has ruined two friendships. 

Denise and Garcelle were friends with Rinna.

That doesn't mean Rinna was friends with them.

[red12]

48 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

They're beautiful women, but the lighting is not as good as it usually is during reunions. 

The makeup is also severe.

[charliesan]

Lisa saying Harry questioned why Garcelle seemed so sad has to be one of the phoniest things I’ve ever heard in my life. It’s clear Garcelle still doesn’t trust Lisa, and she has every right not to, but I bet she’s willing to appease the beast, for now. 
Did Dorit tell Erika she’s not talking to her? Or am I wrong? 

[sistermagpie]

29 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

Dorit has balls as big as Rinna's lips to say Garcelle is passive-aggressive. Garcelle has made her feelings clear to her face. Dorit is actually one of the most guilty of being "passive aggressive, incessant, and jabby." She literally had a season of that behavior during pantygate. 

Seriously. There was nothing Garcelle could say or do. They were just sticking to this conspiracy theory that she had some hidden agenda when she was completely straightforward. Even when she says exactly what she means she's holding back.

Love Rinna acting like Garcelle--or anyone--is supposed to be told that Rinna said she was wrong to bring race into things and think, "Rinna? Never! Lisa Rinna would never say such a thing!" Like what has she ever said or done that would give her so much credit on that score? 

[eXiled]

Even in the coming attractions Erika is still crying about what happened to her. This bitch can't even pretend to care about the people her husband defrauded.

[Momager]

Some of these women need to fire their stylists stat. And what is going on w/Erica’s face? Is it just weight gain? Bad makeup? She looks so different. 

[goofygirl]

Well, that was sort of ok, but seriously; FOUR PARTS TO THIS SHITSHOW???

Lort, I'll be in a coma by then.  And Ima gonna need Erika to lighten up on the righteous indignation.  Come on, tough gurl.... Show us you CARE....

Oh wait... I just drove my car off a cliff in Pasadena in the SNOW and am in the process of going into a head injured stupor........

[chenoa333]

2 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Erika’s brows are to harsh and dark 

She's doing a tribute to Groucho Marx

[EXEAL]

1 hour ago, Wicked said:

These women are all looking old, which is fine, I'm old, but it is showing for the first time more than ever

I've noticed that about a lot of the reality people... and the weight gain. Stuck inside eating, eating, eating because of Covid and not being able to get out to have their faces fine-tuned. 

[Ms Blue Jay]

1 hour ago, RealHousewife said:

I've said this before, but my boobs hurt looking at one of her talking heads. Her poor tatas.

It looks so painful and scary and unattractive and....... medieval.  Like a medieval torture device.

Erika keeps throwing out that fake Southern accent when Andy questions her on anything.

Andy:  So, Erika, ---
Erika:  I DO DECLAIIIIIIIIIIRRR

Also, she keeps inserting these weird little statements and platitudes when the subject is on someone else?  What the fuck is that? She has lost her mind!  She thinks this is helping her!

Dorit is a pile of garbage.  I never want to hear her say anything ever again and nobody would miss her.  I would be shocked if anyone disagreed.

What can I even say about Rinna?  She's one of the worst human beings I've ever experienced on television ever.

Edited October 14, 2021 by Ms Blue Jay

[Marley]

God Rinna is a fucking joke. Her pathetic outfit. Her pathetic hair. Her thinking she’s something amazing. She’s such trash. Erika and Rinna are best trash buddies I guess.

Dorit sucks too. Can she just shut the fuck up.

I guess Erika can’t afford a glam squad and stylist anymore. She’s not looking great lol.

Go Garcelle go. Put that piece of trash Rinna and pretentious dbag Dorit in her place.

They are trying to say Garcelle is unhappy? What the fuck do they know.

Erika keeps interjecting - shut the fuck up.

I still enjoy Kathy.

The Halloween moment was so stupid. Pls. Fake fake fake. 

Lies lies lies Erika.

Edited October 14, 2021 by Marley

[Ms Blue Jay]

1 hour ago, mothmonsterman said:

Dorit, I would have read your ass back into next week had you dared to open you pie hole and yell at me. Oh child, I wish someone would. The verbal lashing they would get would not soon be forgotten. Dorit gets real live when she's talking to Garcelle, try that on some others, your millage will greatly vary. I see why you have no black friends. She'd be read to filth with her mouth hanging open.

Garcelle, don't friend up with these fake hoes. Lisa is a demon, a lizard person or something. There is such a nastiness inside her. And who gives a fuck what Harry has to say. Go sit down somewhere and bake a pie or weed some grass or whatever the hell you do.

 

[Axie]

14 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Well, that was sort of ok, but seriously; FOUR PARTS TO THIS SHITSHOW???

Lort, I'll be in a coma by then.  And Ima gonna need Erika to lighten up on the righteous indignation.  Come on, tough gurl.... Show us you CARE....

Oh wait... I just drove my car off a cliff in Pasadena in the SNOW and am in the process of going into a head injured stupor........

You might as well call your eye doctor.  Tell them you need checked out for the glaucoma\cataract car roll over syndrome.

[oakville]

2 hours ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

How is a store not a business, Rinna?!?!

Didn't Rinna & Hamlin own a few clothing stores a few years ago ? They were featured on the show. I don't understand why Lisa would say owning a store is not a business. 

[Mrs peel]

2 hours ago, bosawks said:

Do you think if they stuck a pin in her face it would make the same sound as when you slowly let air out of a balloon?

Or if they stuck a pin in her breast.  Man are they hard, the dress was falling off her but the left breast stayed in place.  Wonder if she had them done/re-done recently.

and Erika, it’s not “alleged” victims.  If they had been paid the settlement money,  the firm would be able to show the checks from the firm’s client account.  It’s pretty simple.  Shocked you don’t know that, since you once claimed you could almost practice law.

god kyle’s entire look was horrible.  Her breasts were being held hostage and I kept wondering how many baby birds were in her hair/nest.

I didn’t hate Dorito’s look, and I’m ashamed of myself for that.

Poor Crystal looked horrified to be on the couch with the coven.  I noticed early on Dorit, Lisa and erika were backing each other up on everything.  But then it started to fall apart.

kathy seems depressed or medicated, so situation normal.

[oakville]

Does Kyle practice her "reaction shots" to everything that the other Housewives say during the reunion ?

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, oakville said:

Didn't Rinna & Hamlin own a few clothing stores a few years ago ? They were featured on the show. I don't understand why Lisa would say owning a store is not a business. 

Belle Gray and I hate myself for knowing that because I watched a few seasons of that Tori Spelling show. Coincidentally, Belle Gray was also robbed if I remember correctly.

Sutton has an online store as well. Pricey but not stratospheric.

[goofygirl]

11 minutes ago, Axie said:

You might as well call your eye doctor.  Tell them you need checked out for the glaucoma\cataract car roll over syndrome.

I actually HAD TWO cataracts removed and NEITHER ONE OF THEM EXPLODED!!!

I did however; allegedly, roll my car 4, 980 times off that cliff. On my own property. Did I mention the SNOW??

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

[Mrs peel]

6 minutes ago, oakville said:

Does Kyle practice her "reaction shots" to everything that the other Housewives say during the reunion ?

If so, she needs a new acting coach.

[Marley]

Kyles hair is horrible with the small strands up front. It reminds me of the popular girl hairstyle that was in when I was in junior high which would’ve been like 2000-2001 lol

[Ms Blue Jay]

1 minute ago, Marley said:

Kyles hair is horrible with the small strands up front. It reminds me of the popular girl hairstyle that was in when I was in junior high which would’ve been like 2000-2001 lol

Yesssssssssssssssss someone did this on Big Brother too and it was soooooo distracting!

[blixie]

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I bet it was Kyle who told Garcelle that Lisa didn’t want race discussed on the show.

Oh it totally was, I think it was most likely when she and Garcelle had their early season kibbutz about Kyle saying she didn't pay the donation, and Garcelle explaining the racial implications of saying that about a successful black woman, it seems like it would be a natural Kyle defense mechanism to throw Rinna under for saying Rinna didn't want/think Garcelle would want to bring race into the show.

I'm really glad the lady screaming at the top of her lungs is for sure not someone who needs to remain relevant. LOL, srsly though I think this whole issue Dorito is her grasping at having any relevance at all, she wants to turn relatively good natured ball busting about her lateness/talking too much into ISSUES Garcelle has with her, because we know those are issues EVERYONE has with her. Such a ridiculous person should have a better sense of humor about herself, the reason Garcelle hasn't had a whole discussion with you about the ISSUES is because they aren't worth all that JFC. Like Queen G said on WWHL: she better never yell at Garcelle like that again.

Having said all that I do hope she and Rinna can salvage something, 20 years is a lot, but only if Rinna earns it, I'd be like can you try NOT being an asshole? We all know she can't do that at least not while in production so ::shrug:: The couch thing seemed like a desperate grasp to stay on the show by performing her commitment to fixing things with the new fan favorite. 

[emmawoodhouse]

"Alleged victims?" No Erika, the victims are real. Fuck.You.

[endure]

3 hours ago, FlyingEgret said:

Erika's face looks old and bloated. But just her face. Weird...

I thought she (EJ) looked drunk. And what was with Rinnas face, looked all stained on one side, and she kept stumbling on her lips lol

[oakville]

1 hour ago, red12 said:

The makeup is also severe.

The lighting is accentuating any pimples that the women have.

[Axie]

Garcelle is so much better than the rest of these women.  I think Rinna’s problem is that Garcelle’s star is rising while Rinna’s star is driving of a cliff in her 1970 Ford Pinto, during a blizzard in the Mojave Desert.  OH NO!  Looks like Lisa has something in her eye!

[chenoa333]

Reunion just started here on the west coast.

Damn these women look like $hit. (With the  exception of Sutton and Garcelle) 

I hate Erikunt more every time I see her. I wish Andy told us how much she gets paid by Bravo instead of just mentioning that he "knows" how much she gets paid. She's one of the most boring housewives ever. 

[filmfan2480]

I live for this crap.  4 parts?  Bring it.

Erika - looks fine to start, but when the tears come ... eeeeeek.  And I agree with all about her southern accent that came out for the first time in, like, 6 years.

Rinna - loathsome and desperate, as always.

Dorit - that screaming at Garcelle was DISGUSTING.

Crystal - I want to like her ... but I don't think I do.

Kyle - love her reaction shots.  That said, she is sooooooo quiet.  As always, wants to stay out of the fray.

Garcelle - I feel like she knows what she wants to say and can really deliver a knock-out punch ... but it really is only successful in those talking head interviews.  She clams up in real time.

Sutton - she's a wackadoodle, alright.  But I give her a pass - this season - for all the good Erika stuff.

Kathy - enjoy her quite a bit.  Let's see if her schtick wears thin, though.

3 more eps to go!  :)

 

[Misslindsey]

59 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Oh wait... I just drove my car off a cliff in Pasadena in the SNOW and am in the process of going into a head injured stupor........

If you come to after 12 hours let us know. I will make sure to tell the doctors to not concern themselves with your possible head injury and just focus on your foot. I could also, send my (nonexistent) son to check on you, but he will have problems with the Pasadena snow and roll his car about a dozen times. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Rinna doesn’t deserve Garcelle’s or Denise’s friendship.

[aimlessbird]

I turned this off after 20 minutws,  Such a disappointment.

[bencr]

13 minutes ago, aimlessbird said:

I turned this off after 20 minutws,  Such a disappointment.

Agree. If you're going to tell us that the reunion was so rich in content that it warrants four hours of our time, you'd better come up with something more substantive than that.

[Thumper]

I can’t watch these reunion shows; they make me too nervous and stressed.  Plus, I cannot stand Ericka so don’t want to see or hear her.

But — I do thank those of you who do watch and are commenting here!  I’m loving it!

 

 

[endure]

3 hours ago, Stats Queen said:

Man, Erika was well coached. Her all of the sudden caring about the alleged victims is a day late and a dollar short.

In Erikas mind there are the alleged victims and her ….. the real victim!

[WhatAmIWatching]

Real Housewives? More like Real Frowsewives! They all looked terrible. Well, Crystal looked nice and I liked Garcelle's hair and eyelid glitter.

Ugghh Lisa Rinna should've been locked in her trailer, or Tiago's dog crate.

Dorit busting Garcelle's balls for being quippy and snarky in her TH's when KYLE did it so much more and so much worse! (Is that that faux fucks five bs playing out?)

I have no words (shocking, eh?) for the lowlife that is Erika.

[endure]

59 minutes ago, Marley said:

Kyles hair is horrible with the small strands up front. It reminds me of the popular girl hairstyle that was in when I was in junior high which would’ve been like 2000-2001 lol

It accentuates her *cute* nose 🤭

[endure]

3 hours ago, pieinmyeye said:

Stop trying to act like you know what you’re talking about, Dorito. Land the plane you moron!

Dorit always thinks she has something really important to say and nobody listens ha ha

[WhatAmIWatching]

3 hours ago, Julyolo said:

It's been my unfortunate observation that a lot of women who accessorize with crosses are guilty of false advertising. To the point I get a little suspicious when I see that.

Ok, I apparently DO have words about Erika lol

I wonder if she had a blistered burn mark on her chest after taking off that cross. Did it burst into flames? What a joke, and how performative. She should've stuck to her brand and worn her cunty necklace. I would have had a teensy tiny bit of respect for that.

[endure]

3 hours ago, nexxie said:

Rinna is jealous of them both.

I think Rinna is really threatened by Garcelle and by Denise, hence her manipulation and bullying, she looked like she was really sucking up tonight, I’m hoping she is just barely hanging on by a thread on here.  If they keep Rinna on I would love to see Denise come back….and Garcelle and Sutton.