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Next week, my chatties.

I'd say she's on level with Wooden Spoon Mom

It's like house arrest for the kids. They might as well be wearing ankle monitors.

Children should NOT BE ON A PRINSONER'S CAMERA AT ALL

And if all the dollar stores are upping their prices to $1.25, I feel like the strippers dancers ought to ask for a raise too.

There wasn't enough there to buy a tank of gas.

He's going to get clubbed like a baby seal.

The amount of gifts purchased by the person on the outside is inversely proportional to how well the relationship will go once out of prison.

Dude. You are in Oklahoma. Say goodbye to your little electronic system once they see this.

I've missed you guys so MUCH. I feel like Goldie Hawn's character in Private Benjamin when she was hugging her Cuisinart and crying because her dreams were gone.

I was so confused because my cable was saying this was a 2 hour Vanderpump Rules episode. Suddenly, all these weirdly boring people were popping up on the screen.

Strange that Annemarie is Kyle's friend and the one to bring her on the show. In this part, you'd never guess they even knew each other.

Crystal is confusing dementia, which is a garbage pail term for a decline in mental function, with Alzheimer's which is a specific dementia. Neither have great prognoses, but it is interesting that Tom can go to trial 4 years after diagnosis. Also, I'm feeling really paranoid about Sutton's flower dress. There's an eye in the middle it's staring!

I remember that when THE COUNTESS on NYC didn't reveal she as going through marital problems on the show, I was a little miffed. I said so either here or on TWOP. I got trounced. I think it shows a change in reality TV expectations that people are mad now that Kyle didn't mention her own difficulties.

Who is getting the urine colored IV bag? It's dripping, so someone is partaking.