S13.E04: Putting the Tiff in Tiffany's

[PrincessPurrsALot]

On the second day in the Hamptons, the ladies get a personal training session from Luann's new fling; after having words with Ramona, Leah decides to take a vow of silence to relieve tension; Ramona hosts a "Breakfast at Tiffany's" dinner party.

Original air date 2021.05.25

[RedDelicious]

Thus continuing the weird Bravo pandemic formula of quarantine costume parties 🤔

The vow of silence was adorable when 9-year old Teddy Bensimon did it with her notebook and markers in Season 3. Grown-@ss Leah, not so much. 

[Hiyo]

“Ramona hosts a"Breakfast at Tiffany's" dinner party.”

If someone falls over dead drunk and one of the other ladies isn’t shouting “Timber!” when it happens, it will be a huge disappointment. 

[biakbiak]

I wonder if Ramona will do a hugely offensive Asian accent!

[Baltimore Betty]

33 minutes ago, biakbiak said:

I wonder if Ramona will do a hugely offensive Asian accent!

Well if it was good enough for Mickey Rooney....

[hoodooznoodooz]

Hmmm... This seems silly. I liked the gala on Big Little Lies. The women dressed as any Audrey Hepburn film character. There  was a variety of gorgeous costumes.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Live chat is now open.  Please head there.  Sorry for all of the confusion.  

[Marley]

Why do ppl keep coddling Sonja. She’s an alcoholic delusional mess. I don’t know why it’s ok for her to be how she is. I don’t think she ever says sorry either. She needs serious help. It’s not fun to watch anymore. I’ve been rewatching RHONY lately and Sonja has always been a complete mess. It’s nothing new or cause she’s in pain. She’s got problems.

Leah is so annoying. I can’t believe I didn’t mind her before. She’s such a try hard dumb bitch. Her dick and eating ass comments are all just to get more attention on her. No one is saying it’s 1950 lol but it’s not like you have to constantly talk about it. Leah is just so unoriginal too.

I’m glad Luann ripped into Sonja. Everyone is just supposed to bow down to Sonja when she does nothing to help herself. Fuck that shit.

Leah and her vow of silence who fucking cares. Just another attention grab. Ugh go away. Her grandma dying does not give her a pass to be a horrible bitch. Well she always is anyways.

I wish Heather ripped into stupid Leah. 

 

[escape]

I love watching how stupid and thirsty Leah is - and how she keeps getting out smarted, out played.  She has tried to start drama with someone new every single episode and it always falls flat.   I wish she would take a permanent vow of silence and get her off our TV screens.

 

 

Edited May 26, 2021 by escape

[Chit Chat]

Well, I wanted Leah to STFU, but that was even more annoying.  Is she six years old?  Vow of silence?  That was stupid.

1 minute ago, Marley said:

I’m glad Luann ripped into Sonja. Everyone is just supposed to bow down to Sonja when she does nothing to help herself. Fuck that shit.

Agreed.  This is another instance where Eboni knows nothing about the history between Sonja & LuAnn.  Her 2 cents wasn't needed.  She made some valid points about other things, but she should've stayed out of this particular argument.  

3 minutes ago, Marley said:

Her grandma dying does not give her a pass to be a horrible bitch. Well she always is anyways.

If she's that upset about her Grandmother's health, why wasn't she there with her?  She needed self-care by taking a vow of silence.  Puh-lease.  Just stay home and take care of yourself if you need self-care.

[biakbiak]

3 minutes ago, ChitChat said:

6 minutes ago, Marley said:

 

If she's that upset about her Grandmother's health, why wasn't she there with her?  She needed self-care by taking a vow of silence.  Puh-lease.  Just stay home and take care of yourself if you need self-ca

I mean I hate Leah but given this was filmed it’s entirely possible she wasn’t able to be with her grandmother in person. 

[Chit Chat]

15 minutes ago, biakbiak said:

I mean I hate Leah but given this was filmed it’s entirely possible she wasn’t able to be with her grandmother in person. 

That's true.  Maybe the rules were different where she lived.  I had to go help my parents through my Dad's passing during Covid, but by then the state of Florida eased it's restrictions and let people back in the state.  It was probably different for her.  Even so, if she was that upset, she should've stayed home and maybe do video calls with her family (if possible) as they all went through that difficult time.    

Edited May 26, 2021 by ChitChat

[ButterQueen]

I’m so happy to see Heather...❤️
 

STFU LEAH...🤬

[Hangin Out]

14 minutes ago, Marley said:

Why do ppl keep coddling Sonja. She’s an alcoholic delusional mess. I don’t know why it’s ok for her to be how she is. I don’t think she ever says sorry either. She needs serious help. It’s not fun to watch anymore. I’ve been rewatching RHONY lately and Sonja has always been a complete mess. It’s nothing new or cause she’s in pain. She’s got problems.

Leah is so annoying. I can’t believe I didn’t mind her before. She’s such a try hard dumb bitch. Her dick and eating ass comments are all just to get more attention on her. No one is saying it’s 1950 lol but it’s not like you have to constantly talk about it. Leah is just so unoriginal too.

I’m glad Luann ripped into Sonja. Everyone is just supposed to bow down to Sonja when she does nothing to help herself. Fuck that shit.

Leah and her vow of silence who fucking cares. Just another attention grab. Ugh go away. Her grandma dying does not give her a pass to be a horrible bitch. Well she always is anyways.

I wish Heather ripped into stupid Leah. 

 

Yes to everything.  Leah has to go.  Just because she has sex every which way, doesn’t mean we have to hear it and agree.  She is a slob and a half.  Her Grandmother who she loves so much is dying and she’s out in the Hamptons annoying everyone,especially with her mime.  What the hell was that?  Who does she think she is?  She comes into Ramona’s house and takes over.  She’s knocking Ramona while going in her refrigerator.  She’s eating her food.  Throw the bitch out.  I’m sure by now Ebony is sorry she paired up with Leah.  I just hope Heather straightens the troublemakers out.

 

 

 

[Axie]

I have to wonder how much Eboni regrets joining this shitfest.

[Hangin Out]

1 minute ago, Axie said:

I have to wonder how much Eboni regrets joining this shitfest.

[mbaywife123]

Made a post in the live chat thread about JP Morgan and family/SonJa as well as Leah.

If anyone wants to export it to this thread please feel free to do so as I lack the skills.

[Hangin Out]

Answering the last post.  As we all know, Ebony is very accomplished.  Wondering why she lowered herself to be with some of these disgusting morons, especially speaking the way they do.  I would think she’s above this.

Edited May 26, 2021 by Hangin Out

[Quilty]

Did Sonja pee her pants in the restaurant?

[BusyOctober]

Leah is emotionally stunted.  She stopped maturing at 6.  What a narcissist.  Every. Conversation.Has. To. Be. About. LEAH.  Her mommy didn’t call to give her private time with her sick grandmother, but did ask the sister (who is just as damaged as Leah IMO), so Leah has to get all indignant and whine, “What about meeee?!?” Ramona wanted to finish a sensitive conversation about Sonja, and in typical Ramona fashion, ungraciously invited Lea to step off for 5 min. Leah is butt-hurt and trash talks to Ramona’s hired staff.  The whole vow of silence was beyond narcissistic....did she think everyone would beg her to join the scintillating discussions?  Did that vow even last an hour?  

And all her shit talking and pot stirring about Heather...Leah is just petrified the attention will have to be shared amongst 6 women vs. 5, and she needs to find her way to “shock and awe” her audience into focusing on the Leah Channel.  I don’t know if I have ever disliked a Housewife as much as I dislike Leah. Although, truth be told, Erika Jayne on RHOBH is getting close to stealing the title from Leah.  My eyes rolled so hard when Leah said she didn’t want to share a bathroom with Heather.  Umm, you don’t know her, you’re not the host, and it’s not your house!!

Whichever doctor did Sonja’s upper lip implant should have his/her/their license pulled.  Sonja’s upper lip needs its own zip code.  I don’t get why people want their mouths to look so awkwardly unnatural or so obviously messed with. 

What was all the kiss-kissing at the Audrey Hepburn party??? They all just so each other an hour ago...and they are in the same house. Of course Leah wears the non-Audrey look to “stand out”.

 

 

Edited May 26, 2021 by BusyOctober

[ButterQueen]

Leah’s pink TH outfit with matching gloves is just so cheap looking.  I hated her running around in what amounted to underwear at Ramona’s.   She is vile.

[Kiss my mutt]

Leah comes across as a dirty skank. 

[Hangin Out]

4 minutes ago, ButterQueen said:

Leah’s pink TH outfit with matching gloves is just so cheap looking.  I hated her running around in what amounted to underwear at Ramona’s.   She is vile.

 

4 minutes ago, ButterQueen said:

Leah’s pink TH outfit with matching gloves is just so cheap looking.  I hated her running around in what amounted to underwear at Ramona’s.   She is vile.

 

4 minutes ago, ButterQueen said:

Leah’s pink TH outfit with matching gloves is just so cheap looking.  I hated her running around in what amounted to underwear at Ramona’s.   She is vile.

Sorry.  My I pad on fritz again.  Anyhow,  Leah probably doesn’t even know Audrey from Breakfast at Tiffineys.  Audrey was a classy lady and actress.  She wasn’t “edgy” like Leah.  Her parents even know she’s whacked, and keep their distance.  I hate the way Leah talks to her Mother ..no respect.  She must have been a handful growing up.  The poor parents.

[Bronzedog]

17 minutes ago, Quilty said:

Did Sonja pee her pants in the restaurant?

She probably got tired of waiting for Ramona to shit herself so she took things into her own hands.  Being a Morgan, she had to put her own spin on it.

[Persnickety1]

Remember when Camille Grammer was crowned the Most Hated Housewife?

Her reign is now over and a new queen wears the Crown of Shame.

[ButterQueen]

I was disappointed that Eboni brought her stylists.  I’ve always loved NY because they have no problem showing us the real them sans makeup.  
 

Someone needs to chat with Ramona and Sonja about removing makeup before bed.  Holy crap, their eyes were a crusty mess.
 

 

[ButterQueen]

4 minutes ago, Hangin Out said:

 

 

Sorry.  My I pad on fritz again.  Anyhow,  Leah probably doesn’t even know Audrey from Breakfast at Tiffineys.  Audrey was a classy lady and actress.  She wasn’t “edgy” like Leah.  Her parents even know she’s whacked, and keep their distance.  I hate the way Leah talks to her Mother ..no respect.  She must have been a handful growing up.  The poor parents.

Being Leah, she could not bring herself to participate.  Not only was her bathrobe ugly, her hair was down....and her hair looks horrible.  

I had to laugh at Heather’s quick “updo”.  She just exudes self confidence.  I thought she handled Leah really well at dinner.  Seems Lu was happy at the end anyway.

These women should have refused to film with Leah.  I miss Dorinda at this point.

 

 

[angelamh66]

I don’t mind Leah for the most part but this episode was not a good look for her. The coming for Heather stuff was so manufactured for attention.  And I’ve always liked Heather. I was on her side on the trip when LuAnn told her to “be cool” about complete strangers in the house.  Heather had a right to be pissed. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

MARLEY!!!!!!!

[SimonSeymour]

27 minutes ago, Hangin Out said:

 

 

Sorry.  My I pad on fritz again.  Anyhow,  Leah probably doesn’t even know Audrey from Breakfast at Tiffineys.  Audrey was a classy lady and actress.  She wasn’t “edgy” like Leah.  Her parents even know she’s whacked, and keep their distance.  I hate the way Leah talks to her Mother ..no respect.  She must have been a handful growing up.  The poor parents.

Holly Golightly was a prostitute. I’m guessing that Ramona never read the novella, because talking about sex during “an elegant Breakfast at Tiffany’s dinner” isn’t out of place. 

[CSunshine76]

49 minutes ago, Hangin Out said:

Answering the last post.  As we all know, Ebony is very accomplished.  Wondering why she lowered herself to be with some of these disgusting morons, especially speaking the way they do.  I would think she’s above this.

I would think she very well knew what she was getting into. This isn’t season 1 or 2...anyone joining the show has plenty of history to watch and know exactly what they are getting into. Eboni wants the “fame” and attention just like all the others.

[bosawks]

My grandmother would’ve loved my using her impending death as an excuse to act like a self-centered jerk.

Wait a minute.  

Upon reflection she would’ve been pissed.

[Hiyo]

Quote

Holly Golightly was a prostitute. I’m guessing that Ramona never read the novella, because talking about sex during “an elegant Breakfast at Tiffany’s dinner” isn’t out of place. 

To be fair, I think more people are probably familiar with the movie version of BAT.

[ichbin]

Leah behaves like the most annoying child ever.  As long as she is the center of attention she doesn't care if she gets there in a positive or negative way.  She is truly spoiling this franchise. 

 

 

[Shannah Banana]

Leah is a spoiled immature brat that should have her ass kicked.  I guess it is true, one bad apple can spoil the whole bunch because she is like that Braunwyn character in OC, just taking over and RUINING a great franchise.  Andy Cohen needs his ass kicked too for allowing this CLOWN to cheapen the show to degree that ass eating is acceptable dinner conversation.  I guess it is to trashy Leah.  Even worse, her logic that if a man didn't eat her ass, then he wasn't a real man, because if she was a man she would want to eat her ass.  She is an idiot.  She's not even pretty, she looks like a caricature already, wait til she starts really hitting the plastic surgery, she will morph into Madame puppet in no time. 

[biakbiak]

1 hour ago, SimonSeymour said:

Holly Golightly was a prostitute. I’m guessing that Ramona never read the novella, because talking about sex during “an elegant Breakfast at Tiffany’s dinner” isn’t out of place. 

Truman Capote would disagree. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Dang. We can’t quote in the Live Chat thread?

Quincy will be 21 soon? I thought she enrolled at the University of Pennsylvania two years ago.

Sonja is just awful. Truly a waste of oxygen.

Ramona’s corkscrew waves in the THs look fantastic.

I enjoyed Ramona and Eboni texting while sitting two feet away from one another.

Who was that blonde woman sitting to the right of Lu in the van (that Chris was driving; no, he was not having sex with Leah)?

 

 

[hoodooznoodooz]

I wish these women wouldn’t place so much value on being in a relationship with a man. It’s 2020/2021. 
 

You disappear when you have a boyfriend.

You disappeared for ten months.

But not because I had a boyfriend. 
 

 

Both funny and very, very sad.

 

 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Ramona ordered Eli to take her cell from her. 
 

(Eli helped her.)

[CrinkleCutCat]

Leah just needs to be real: spit out her dummy, stomp her feet, throw herself onto the ground and kick her feet.
That’s the level of maturity I see with her.

I. Want. Her. Gone.

Heather handled Leah’s attempts to cause drama so well! 

I. Want. Her. Back.

[Chatty Cake]

2 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I wish these women wouldn’t place so much value on being in a relationship with a man. It’s 2020/2021. 
 

You disappear when you have a boyfriend.

You disappeared for ten months.

But not because I had a boyfriend. 
 

 

Both funny and very, very sad.

 

 

I’m always surprised how ridiculous they act around a man. They weren’t as terrible around Garth because they probably weren’t drunk yet. Still I always cringe and then wonder if they are really that horny?
Leah is awful and I don’t want to see her. 
Sonja is still bringing up Tom? I don’t blame Lu for going off. Why would Sonja keep mentioning that she was an easy lay for an aging playboy who can’t commit? I like Eboni so far but I don’t care about Sonjas fragility. Get yourself together Sonja. 
I have to finish the episode. I fell asleep as usual.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

As much of Sonja that is a god awful mess all I see first is that her surgeon ruined her nose and mouth, it's  a crime. 

[65mickey]

A couple of things about the show last night. LuAnn is still making a fool of herself over a man. She really thinks she is so special to have a boyfriend. Arguing with Sonja over whose man Tom was. If I were LuAnn I wouldn't want that name brought up ever. He was no prize. Being married to him for six months, going to Miami and getting black out drunk and getting arrested  and charged with a couple of felonies all because she was pining after this man.  So Sonja now has no access to Quincy's money? She said something about now that she is of age all of her accounts have been placed in Quincy't name. She is probably terrified that this source of income for her is running out.  Repeating what others have already said about Leah, she is vile and talking about sex at the table is one thing saying what Leah said is another thing altogether. She is vulgar and trashy. 

  

 

[Chit Chat]

11 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

A couple of things about the show last night. LuAnn is still making a fool of herself over a man.

Even I am tired of hearing about Garth!  It got old with Tom, and it's already gotten old this time.  Yay that LuAnn has a man, but she acts like a school girl with her first boyfriend crush.  Oooh, look at us!  We're holding hands.  Oooh, look at us!  We're kissing.  I'm surprised she didn't find a tree and carve her and Garth's initials into it.  

Leah sure was gunning for Heather.  I was glad to see Heather hold her own at the dinner table.  I'd like to know what she said about the HWs in her podcast.  I'm sure most of it was taken out of context by Leah, but I liked how Heather owned up to the stuff she did say about LuAnn.  

 

 

[Baltimore Betty]

19 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

Repeating what others have already said about Leah, she is vile and talking about sex at the table is one thing saying what Leah said is another thing altogether. She is vulgar and trashy. 

 

I am sure her Rabbi really needs to know her thoughts on eating ass, is that even kosher? LOL.

I for one enjoyed her vow of silence.

Heather taking the wind out of everyone sails admitting she said what she said, while I agree that things are taken out of context, etc...she still had to say something to create the headlines but as Rinna says, Heather "owned it."

Ramona, it is "Breakfast at Tiffany's," not Tiffany, it is "laryngitis" not larngox or whatever she garbled, and what was that blonde blob on your head at your dinner?  I am one hundred percent sure that Ramona and possibly the other HW's never really understood what the story of Breakfast At Tiffany's was really about, it was not about a glamorous life style, it was about escorts, child brides, depression, hidden homosexuality/straight for pay, all things that were not talked about in polite society but played out beautifully on film and in the book.  Audrey Hepburn was perfection.  

Sonja is cooked, she is not well and should attend a meeting, a health care professional, a psych ward, something.  Everyone placating her crazy makes them an enabler but wow, Ramona getting to the heart of the issue was a twist I did not see coming!  

Lu getting all pre teen about a boy that will be the flavor of the month is stupid and annoying, what was his name, Garth was it? LOL.

Ramona forgot to awkwardly flirt with the oyster boys.

 

 

[hoodooznoodooz]

2 hours ago, Chatty Cake said:

I’m always surprised how ridiculous they act around a man. They weren’t as terrible around Garth because they probably weren’t drunk yet. Still I always cringe and then wonder if they are really that horny?
Leah is awful and I don’t want to see her. 
Sonja is still bringing up Tom? I don’t blame Lu for going off. Why would Sonja keep mentioning that she was an easy lay for an aging playboy who can’t commit? I like Eboni so far but I don’t care about Sonjas fragility. Get yourself together Sonja. 
I have to finish the episode. I fell asleep as usual.

I wish we could tick every emoji and add a few for this post.

[njbchlover]

I don't even know where to start.

Sonja has a major issue with alcohol and it seems to be getting worse and worse with each season.  She can't handle it.  She needs to stop.  She's messy and scary.  She's heading down the Dorinda road, and I'm sad for her.  I wonder if Sonja gets like this when the cameras aren't on.  Is she sitting in the corner of a bar (now a disco) somewhere in Manhattan, with yellow feathers in her hair and a dressed cut down to there?  (Thank you, Barry Manilow!)  Or, since Covid, did she not drink at all and we are seeing the scary effects of someone who has detoxed and now gets drunk after only one drink, but thinks they can drink like they used to?  

I know that I certainly cannot handle the same amount of alcohol that I used to.  I think our metabolism changes as we get older and alcohol just affects us quicker and more intensely.

Leah - she is really, really, really ruining this show.  She's crass, she's rude, she's trashy and she's an attention whore.  Way worse than Bethenny Frankel ever was.  She's mean and nasty - I think she is worse than Dorinda in that respect, too.  Ramona should have asked her to leave after being spoken to so rudely.  Tell her to go home and deal with her grief over her grandmother, which also seems more about her than actual sorrow at her grandmother's dying.  That conversation with Leah's sister was very telling.  It was all about "Me, Me, Me" and the fact that Leah's Mom isn't telling her to go make peace with her grandmother.  Leah has major Mommy issues, and I think that Leah's Mom is just simply exhausted after a lifetime of dealing with such a drama-filled attention seeker.  

I noticed that Ramona made a serious effort to constantly refer to the event planner/assistant and server/bartender by their names.  She repeatedly called them by name.  Glad that she took what Eboni said and is trying to correct her behavior.

Luann and Garth - Luann is desperate to prove that she can attract a man.  She's so desperate that it's sad.  I get that she likes to be in a relationship, but she's trying too hard.  Most guys are turned off by that type of Stage 4 clingy-ness.  He's cute though, and his accent is very sexy.  But, how much younger than Luann is he?? 

It was great to see Heather, if only for her subtle and rational takedown of Leah.  I was never a fan of Heather's, but it was nice to see she didn't fall into the trap that Leah spent the last two days setting for her.

Eboni is beautiful, intelligent and very intuitive, but I think she may be coming in too hot for a "new girl".  I didn't like that she was calling out Luann on the bus for yelling at Sonja.  Yeah, Sonja is broken, but Sonja needs to be corrected when she starts rewriting the past, based on her dreamy delusions.  Eboni does not really know the long history between these two women, so until she does, she shouldn't be chastizing anyone.

Lastly, did anyone notice that when Garth came to the house and he was waiting at the front door for Luann that there was something on the entrance door carpet that looked like dog poop?  There was something there and it seemed like Garth and Luann just stepped around.  I couldn't figure out what it was, and how they both so nonchalantly sidestepped it.  

I really hope that the season gets better, but from the previews, it looks like more of same.  Leah is just NOT a good blend with these ladies, and it's really ruining one of my favorite guilty pleasure TV shows.  

 

Edited May 26, 2021 by njbchlover

[hoodooznoodooz]

1 hour ago, 65mickey said:

A couple of things about the show last night. LuAnn is still making a fool of herself over a man. She really thinks she is so special to have a boyfriend. Arguing with Sonja over whose man Tom was. If I were LuAnn I wouldn't want that name brought up ever. He was no prize. Being married to him for six months, going to Miami and getting black out drunk and getting arrested  and charged with a couple of felonies all because she was pining after this man..   

Honestly!! Lu kept insisting, “He eft you. You’re a friend with benefits. He married me! He married ME!!”

And I kept thinking, “For six/seven  months.”

[hoodooznoodooz]

I think that I don’t mind Leah that much because, even though she annoys us viewers, she doesn’t actually harm anyone in the cast. 

She definitely tries too hard.

She initiates conflict.

But no one in the cast really cares, because she’s only as annoying as a tween.

Frankel actually went for the jugular because she was so lost and pathetic. She was disdainful, dismissive, arrogant, hypocritical, desperate and manic.

ETA: She made others CRY. For sport. I can’t ever tolerate cruelty.

Edited May 26, 2021 by hoodooznoodooz

[SweetieDarling]

So, it's ok that Heather trashed the cast and her time on RHNYC because hardly anyone listened to the podcast? Ummm,....no. If no one is there to hear the tree fall, does that negate the fact that it fell or make it less destructive? What she said was (all uncool) not cool.

That being said, someone needed to send Leah to her room without dinner. She was, obviously threatened by the thought of Heather joining the crew, that she did research to dig up dirt to get the others pissed off at her. I don't know why she's so threatened by her; because she was a fan favorite for many? because Heather's a more successful version of Leah? She didn't want everyone excited to see Heather because it would take attention off of her?

I thought Leah's problem with Heather would be because Heather's a know-it-all that would give her unsolicited advice on her company, and Leah does NOT like being told what to do. Heather has rules and standards, and Leah,...well,...is different that way.