S09.E14: Chrystal's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Concerned]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

Will she get to Houston before an hour in?

No

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

Are you taking into account 2 or more plates per person per course?

I think Chrystal is the only double-plater.

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Hope you’re not too disappointed, but there was no shower scene 

I guess even TLC wasn't mean enough to make the daughters give her a bath.

[Drogo]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

CPAP machine.

Molested. 

Abused.

Two kids.

Big breakfast.

Folding table appearance.

Big dinner.

Droning on about dying.

I MISS EVERYTHING

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey...I passed my certification for full Community Mental Health Rehabilitation Technician...I'm a real, live MHRT/C! I got the certificate yesterday!

That is "dual" in my dual major of MHRT/C and Mental Health & Human Services bachelor's program.  I have just this current semester, and one more to go.

Congratulations.  I hope you have a nice celebratory meal as long as it isn't what the poundticipants are eating.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Did anybody catch the roach that ran up the wall behind her as she was describing her daughter fleeing the attack?

 

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Yup!  Saw that and then kept watching for it to reappear elsewhere on the wall.

[Hellga]

3 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

Are you taking into account 2 or more plates per person per course?

I go by people, not by courses.  It's for the environment!!!

When I was a child, my parents would sometimes host 30+ people at dinner parties and we used all real china and glasses and tea sets and spend 2-3 hours after the guests left cleaning up.   Which may explain why I have never hosted more than 4 (plus myself)!  

Edited March 25, 2021 by Hellga

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Twopper said:

my cousin always texts me on Wed to ask about the "fatty show" while I am trying to watch it.  

Mr. Poetic calls it the Fat People show and breaks out cookies and ice cream . 

Good news today. Poetic Junior got a job! 3 months out of college he has been looking and looking. This is such a relief 

[ams1001]

Congrats, @Suzywriter! 

She's anxious, y'all.

[Arynm]

If I have to watch Oprah shriek out Super Soul!! One more time,i am going to scream.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh dear. Are they going to put her in the trailer?

[Chicklet]

Riding in truck bed or UHaul?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Did anybody catch the roach that ran up the wall behind her as she was describing her daughter fleeing the attack?

 

NOPE NOPE NOPE

I saw that! It went by so quickly, I  thought that I had imagined it 

[Drogo]

Ivoriana.

That's it.

That's the comment. 

[magemaud]

Does Chip Gaines ever wash his hair? 

[ams1001]

I'm gonna level up and go with 712.

[babyhouseman]

Her daughters' names are Tatyana and Ivoriana?

[ams1001]

Are they actually just moving to Houston?

[TazDevil]

Moving to Houston before the first appt with Dr. Now?  Maybe she'll really be committed to doing his program then.

[Hellga]

Love for tie-dye runs deep in this family!  

The men in this family run on the short side...  or is it Chrystal dwarfing all around her?

[poeticlicensed]

Is the brother extremely short?

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Mr. Poetic calls it the Fat People show and breaks out cookies and ice cream . 

Good news today. Poetic Junior got a job! 3 months out of college he has been looking and looking. This is such a relief 

Congrats to junior.  I know it is much harder in these times of COVID. 

[Drogo]

Some strange skull shapes in this fam, Fam.

[MrsClaus]

OMG, I'm glad I wasn't the only one trying to decide if the uHaul was for her

[umgoblue]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

Her daughters' names are Tatyana and Ivoriana?

Welp...it's better than Eboniana and Ivoriana...right?!?!

Edited March 25, 2021 by umgoblue
Because typos.

[Suzywriter]

Younger daughter was using the hoodie to hide that abrupt haircut. It looks like mom didn't know how to work with the texture and just chopped, like Molly on 90-Day-Fiance did to poor Kingsley.

[MsVixen]

I really thought that Chrystal was bi-racial....

[7EasyPayments]

632

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Are they actually just moving to Houston?

Yup. Because that always works well.

[Hellga]

OK, it's that same meal... maybe they have packed the real dishes already.  I buy that.    Why is she not doing anything, not even directing loading or helping hand stuff over or packing the rest? 

[mmecorday]

Quote

Ivoriana.

That's it.

That's the comment.

Makes me wonder what her middle name is.

[ams1001]

Her daughter need's to get on the diet, too.

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

If I have to watch Oprah shriek out Super Soul!! One more time,i am going to scream.

Oprah is stealing souls.

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

CPAP machine.

Molested. 

Abused.

Two kids.

Big breakfast.

Folding table appearance.

Big dinner.

Droning on about dying.

Cockroaches 

[fonfereksglen]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Moving to Houston before the first appt with Dr. Now?  Maybe she'll really be committed to doing his program then.

Obviously, her lease is up!

[magemaud]

If that’s an apartment, they’re not getting their security deposit back 

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

I really thought that Chrystal was bi-racial....

She may be. Or did I miss something?

[TazDevil]

She has the nerve to complain how long it's taking for PEOPLE TO MOVE ALL OF HER SHIT OUT OF HER OWN HOUSE AND THEN CLEAN HER OWN HOUSE????

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chrystal did her job, sitting there and complaining while the rest are working hard.

 

Edited March 25, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety
Fat fingers (heh)

[Chicklet]

Oh great a family fight

[Drogo]

The roach had friends.. WHO KNEW

[ams1001]

How long before her brother ditches her in Houston and hops a bus back to CA?

[Hellga]

4 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Mr. Poetic calls it the Fat People show and breaks out cookies and ice cream . 

Good news today. Poetic Junior got a job! 3 months out of college he has been looking and looking. This is such a relief 

Congratulations!  The first 'real' job is often the most important one to set your career.  Good luck to him!  

[mmecorday]

That house is trashed!

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Does Chip Gaines ever wash his hair? 

My mom quit watching Fixer-Upper due to his filthy hair.  It looks like it's gotten even worse.

[CrazyInAlabama]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Does Chip Gaines ever wash his hair? 

I think he does, but probably doesn't use shampoo, and everything.    Before he's cut his hair off (really shaved his head), in return for people sending money for St. Jude's, they raised just under $300k the first year.   Then he raised over a million the second year (Chip and Joanna matched over half a million with their funds), for St. Jude's and another cancer charity.

Mother Chrystal needs the Dr. Now family plan, along with Chrystal's daughters.     I bet they don't make two hours down the road before the fast food drive thru scene, followed by the early hotel scene.    I bet 22 hours and 1600 miles will take forever.   

Edited March 25, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Donut Bear]

This is like The Grapes of Wrath

[poeticlicensed]

Listen Chrystal with a ch, your brother is a truth teller. Can he come join our group??

[Auntie Anxiety]

So the bugs will be joining them and the rest of the people in their new building. Nice touch.

[Pepper Mostly]

How many times will she have to stop for fast food on the way? 

She's griping about how its taking too long? Girl. She is literally sitting on a chair watching everyone hump her crappy furniture into a UHaul, not lifting a goddamn finger!