Auntie Anxiety March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, HulaTallula said: Pasta is my best friend too and it's Passover next week. 😞 You might be able to find some Manishewitz Kosher For Passover noodles in a market that has a decent sized kosher section. Read the label carefully. 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, mmecorday said: "She has a significant body odor." Just imagine, for a moment, what it must have been like trapped in a car with her for three days. There is not enough Febreze in the world. Just now, Drogo said: Her face is so swollen it's like she ate a hornet's nest. She would if it was wrapped in bacon. 9 4 Link to comment
fonfereksglen March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said: Why ask these patients why they overeat? It’s complex....like asking am alcoholic why they drink. It’s not cause there’re thirsty. Lot of truth there. 7 Link to comment
DropTheSoap March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Motivated to do it....after we hit a few drive thrus on the way back to the hotel. 3 Link to comment
Drogo March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, babyhouseman said: The closed captioner just said some of Dr. Now's words were indistinct. He was about to pass out probably 1 10 1 Link to comment
TazDevil March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Chicklet said: Now the staff has to de-stink-ify the room Just burn the whole building down and start over, Dr. Now!! 7 4 Link to comment
umgoblue March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: Tonight's winner is @umgoblue with an eerily accurate 612 pounds. https://giphy.com/clips/DesusAndMeroOnShowtime-jdvHRcAKRkbOCX3KbF Johnny, tell them what they've won! You've won: a pile of bacon bigger than your head a table on wheels so you can pull it right up to your belly extra fancy paper plates so we can all see just how classy you are a series of tank tops in size 6X with tiny overstretched spaghetti straps that look like they one thread from snapping, thereby traumatizing everyone around a book on hygiene (or nose plugs to hand to everyone who gets near you) and, as always, the respect of your fellow pounders! This was me approaching the science of it all like a boss! 11 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Drogo said: Her face is so swollen it's like she ate a hornet's nest. I knew she reminded me of something. 1 17 Link to comment
7EasyPayments March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, babyhouseman said: The closed captioner just said some of Dr. Now's words were indistinct. DUH !!!!!! lololol 1 1 Link to comment
Hellga March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, HulaTallula said: Pasta is my best friend too and it's Passover next week. 😞 My best friends are all the tasty critters, but all the warm-blooded ones are off my menu for another five and a half weeks! 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, mmecorday said: "Chrystal, your labs came back and it turns out you're huge." DEAD You guys are on FIRE tonight. I am chortling and shrieking like a deranged thing. 5 5 Link to comment
TazDevil March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Just imagine, for a moment, what it must have been like trapped in a car with her for three days. There is not enough Febreze in the world. OMG!!! Worse than the guy with the 5 hour cab ride, with multiple drive thrus for food but no stops for bathrooms. Torch that car and the U-haul while you're at it. Everything must be so funky 🤢 2 4 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 I was waiting for a roach to climb out of her shirt 3 Link to comment
ams1001 March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Is she still taller than Dr. Paradise? I was trying to compare them as she waddled through the door. 3 1 Link to comment
snarkish March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Twopper said: no, sw of Atlanta. I lived in NOLA from 1971 thru the early 80's. @Twopper I am east, in Gwinnett! 1 Link to comment
magemaud March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, ams1001 said: Wow, he even called out her hygiene. "I usually take a shower." Um. Like when 1,000 Pound sister Tammy told her new dentist she brushed her teeth “twice a...week” 4 3 Link to comment
Twopper March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said: She is so dirty that Dr. Now said he could smell her. Just killed my appetite. I think I will go to bed without eating. Link to comment
mmecorday March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Poor Dr. Paradise is sitting there wondering how much it's going to cost to have that couch professionally cleaned. 14 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 How's Dr. Paradise's office, Chrystal? Is it a death trap? 7 Link to comment
crazycatlady58 March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Dr. Now commented..what..5 times ? on hygiene. It must have been bad. She is seeing Dr. Paradise in the same clothes. Did she shower or is he smelling her stink. 7 Link to comment
OoogleEyes March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: Tonight's winner is @umgoblue with an eerily accurate 612 pounds. https://giphy.com/clips/DesusAndMeroOnShowtime-jdvHRcAKRkbOCX3KbF Johnny, tell them what they've won! You've won: a pile of bacon bigger than your head a table on wheels so you can pull it right up to your belly extra fancy paper plates so we can all see just how classy you are a series of tank tops in size 6X with tiny overstretched spaghetti straps that look like they one thread from snapping, thereby traumatizing everyone around a book on hygiene (or nose plugs to hand to everyone who gets near you) and, as always, the respect of your fellow pounders! As God is my witness, one of these days I will win these fabulous prizes! 6 3 Link to comment
HulaTallula March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: You might be able to find some Manishewitz Kosher For Passover noodles in a market that has a decent sized kosher section. Read the label carefully. Oh yeah I was in the big kosher store today. But those Passover noodles don't do it for me. I shall have to suffer in the time honored fashion. 4 Link to comment
Guest March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 (edited) Good thing that Dr Paradise's sofa doesn't look very expensive so when he takes it out back to burn it once Chrystal leaves, it won't be a huge loss. Edited March 25, 2021 by Guest Link to comment
Suzywriter March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 14 minutes ago, charmed1 said: I would love for Chrystal to teach me how to get bacon at such a perfect crisp that I can use it as a spoon like she does. I bake it in the oven to get it that way. In the keto world, bacon must be crispy enough to scoop up over-easy eggs without the use of toast. 2 2 Link to comment
Chicklet March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: What did they just bleep out? The abusers identity. 1 Link to comment
Concerned March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Drogo said: How does Doc Paradise still look tiny? Her BMI is more than he weighs. 1 3 Link to comment
umgoblue March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 The one time a therapist leaves the door open for all to hear the session, risking all types of HIPAA violations... 4 3 Link to comment
Suzywriter March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said: Good thing that Dr Paradise's sofa doesn't look very expensive so when it takes it out back to burn it once Chrystal leaves, it won't be a huge loss. Progressive Flo has insured it for weekly replacement. 7 1 Link to comment
Drogo March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 There's a reflection in his glasses that looks like a no shit cockroach. They're everywhere. Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Twopper said: Just killed my appetite. I think I will go to bed without eating. Said no poundtestant on this show, ever. 6 8 Link to comment
Popular Post poeticlicensed March 25, 2021 Popular Post Share March 25, 2021 If my doctor called out my hygiene, I would be FUCKING MORTIFIED. 1 1 24 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: What did they just bleep out? The name of the person who molested her was bleeped. Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Her poor Daughter always looks so miserable 4 Link to comment
Suzywriter March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Nicole's porch cleaning method could benefit a lot of these people. 1 7 Link to comment
sagittarius sue March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, ams1001 said: Is she still taller than Dr. Paradise? I was trying to compare them as she waddled through the door. I think Dr. Paradise is about 4-11 himself. 1 1 Link to comment
dreadfulLeigh March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: What did they just bleep out? If she was so concerned about her brothers feelings, I wonder if it was his father like that they have different dads? 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said: As God is my witness, one of these days I will win these fabulous prizes! I won once. It was one of my proudest moments. 3 6 Link to comment
TazDevil March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Can anyone tell if Dr. Paradise has a new couch since her first appt? 2 Link to comment
charmed1 March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Twopper said: Just killed my appetite. I think I will go to bed without eating. Did this cure your late-night Oreo cookie cravings? 5 Link to comment
Arynm March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: What did they just bleep out? I thought it was "my brother's dad" but I am not a lip reader. And Damn, if that is right, the brother will be pissed 1 1 Link to comment
magemaud March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, umgoblue said: Chrystal and fam: what smell?!? They’ve gone noseblind 12 1 Link to comment
Suzywriter March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Her pants have damp spots...like she has open sores. 🤢 Link to comment
ams1001 March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 9 minutes ago, umgoblue said: And do you really ask that question with others in the room??! That's why I think it was staged. What kind of doctor would ask that in front of your young daughter? 1 3 Link to comment
HulaTallula March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 It looks like she's not even trying to sit up. 2 Link to comment
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