S09.E14: Chrystal's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, HulaTallula said:

Pasta is my best friend too and it's Passover next week. 😞

You might be able to find some Manishewitz Kosher For Passover noodles in a market that has a decent sized kosher section. Read the label carefully.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

"She has a significant body odor."

 

Just imagine, for a moment, what it must have been like trapped in a car with her for three days. There is not enough Febreze in the world. 

Just now, Drogo said:

Her face is so swollen it's like she ate a hornet's nest. 

She would if it was wrapped in bacon. 

[fonfereksglen]

7 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Why ask these patients why they overeat?  It’s complex....like asking am alcoholic why they drink.  It’s not cause there’re thirsty.  

Lot of truth there.

[DropTheSoap]

Motivated to do it....after we hit a few drive thrus on the way back to the hotel.

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

The closed captioner just said some of Dr. Now's words were indistinct.

He was about to pass out probably

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Now the staff has to de-stink-ify the room

Just burn the whole building down and start over, Dr. Now!!

[umgoblue]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Tonight's winner is @umgoblue with an eerily accurate 612 pounds. 

https://giphy.com/clips/DesusAndMeroOnShowtime-jdvHRcAKRkbOCX3KbF 

Johnny, tell them what they've won!

You've won:

• a pile of bacon bigger than your head
• a table on wheels so you can pull it right up to your belly
• extra fancy paper plates so we can all see just how classy you are
• a series of tank tops in size 6X with tiny overstretched spaghetti straps that look like they one thread from snapping, thereby traumatizing everyone around
• a book on hygiene (or nose plugs to hand to everyone who gets near you)
• and, as always, the respect of your fellow pounders! 

 

This was me approaching the science of it all like a boss!

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Her face is so swollen it's like she ate a hornet's nest. 

I knew she reminded me of something.

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

The closed captioner just said some of Dr. Now's words were indistinct.

DUH !!!!!! lololol

[Guest]

Dr Now's cleaning lady reporting for work:

 

[ams1001]

Stop saying SUPERSOUUUL!

[Hellga]

2 minutes ago, HulaTallula said:

Pasta is my best friend too and it's Passover next week. 😞

My best friends are all the tasty critters, but all the warm-blooded ones are off my menu for another five and a half weeks!  

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

"Chrystal, your labs came back and it turns out you're huge."

DEAD

You guys are on FIRE tonight. I am chortling and shrieking like a deranged thing. 

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Just imagine, for a moment, what it must have been like trapped in a car with her for three days. There is not enough Febreze in the world. 

 

OMG!!!  Worse than the guy with the 5 hour cab ride, with multiple drive thrus for food but no stops for bathrooms.  

Torch that car and the U-haul while you're at it.  Everything must be so funky 🤢

[Chicklet]

Oh poor Dr Paradise!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

I was waiting for a roach to climb out of her shirt

[snarkish]

3 minutes ago, Twopper said:

no, sw of Atlanta.  I lived in NOLA from 1971 thru the early 80's. 

@Twopper I am east, in Gwinnett! 

[ams1001]

Is she still taller than Dr. Paradise? I was trying to compare them as she waddled through the door.

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Wow, he even called out her hygiene. 

"I usually take a shower." Um.

Like when 1,000 Pound sister Tammy told her new dentist she brushed her teeth “twice a...week” 

[Drogo]

How does Doc Paradise still look tiny?

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

She is so dirty that Dr. Now said he could smell her.

Just killed my appetite.  I think I will go to bed without eating. 

[mmecorday]

Poor Dr. Paradise is sitting there wondering how much it's going to cost to have that couch professionally cleaned.

[Pepper Mostly]

How's Dr. Paradise's office, Chrystal? Is it a death trap?

[crazycatlady58]

Dr. Now commented..what..5 times ? on hygiene.  It must have been bad. She is seeing Dr. Paradise in the same clothes.  Did she shower or is he smelling her stink.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Tonight's winner is @umgoblue with an eerily accurate 612 pounds. 

https://giphy.com/clips/DesusAndMeroOnShowtime-jdvHRcAKRkbOCX3KbF 

Johnny, tell them what they've won!

You've won:

• a pile of bacon bigger than your head
• a table on wheels so you can pull it right up to your belly
• extra fancy paper plates so we can all see just how classy you are
• a series of tank tops in size 6X with tiny overstretched spaghetti straps that look like they one thread from snapping, thereby traumatizing everyone around
• a book on hygiene (or nose plugs to hand to everyone who gets near you)
• and, as always, the respect of your fellow pounders! 

 

As God is my witness, one of these days I will win these fabulous prizes!

[Auntie Anxiety]

What did they just bleep out?

[HulaTallula]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You might be able to find some Manishewitz Kosher For Passover noodles in a market that has a decent sized kosher section. Read the label carefully.

Oh yeah I was in the big kosher store today. But those Passover noodles don't do it for me. I shall have to suffer in the time honored fashion. 

[Guest]

Good thing that Dr Paradise's sofa doesn't look very expensive so when he takes it out back to burn it once Chrystal leaves, it won't be a huge loss.

Edited March 25, 2021 by Guest

[Suzywriter]

14 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I would love for Chrystal to teach me how to get bacon at such a perfect crisp that I can use it as a spoon like she does.

I bake it in the oven to get it that way. In the keto world, bacon must be crispy enough to scoop up over-easy eggs without the use of toast. 

[Chicklet]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

What did they just bleep out?

The abusers identity.

[7EasyPayments]

WTF R those pants?

[Concerned]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

How does Doc Paradise still look tiny?

Her BMI is more than he weighs.

[umgoblue]

The one time a therapist leaves the door open for all to hear the session, risking all types of HIPAA violations...

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Good thing that Dr Paradise's sofa doesn't look very expensive so when it takes it out back to burn it once Chrystal leaves, it won't be a huge loss.

Progressive Flo has insured it for weekly replacement. 

[Drogo]

There's a reflection in his glasses that looks like a no shit cockroach. They're everywhere. 

[poeticlicensed]

If my doctor called out my hygiene, I would be FUCKING MORTIFIED. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Just killed my appetite.  I think I will go to bed without eating. 

Said no poundtestant on this show, ever.

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What did they just bleep out?

The name of the person who molested her was bleeped.  

[sainte-chapelle]

Her poor Daughter always looks so miserable 

[Suzywriter]

Nicole's porch cleaning method could benefit a lot of these people.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Is she still taller than Dr. Paradise? I was trying to compare them as she waddled through the door.

I think Dr. Paradise is about 4-11 himself.

[dreadfulLeigh]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What did they just bleep out?

If she was so concerned about her brothers feelings, I wonder if it was his father like that they have different dads?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

As God is my witness, one of these days I will win these fabulous prizes!

I won once. It was one of my proudest moments. 

[TazDevil]

Can anyone tell if Dr. Paradise has a new couch since her first appt?

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Just killed my appetite.  I think I will go to bed without eating. 

Did this cure your late-night Oreo cookie cravings?

[Arynm]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What did they just bleep out?

I thought it was "my brother's dad" but I am not a lip reader. And Damn, if that is right, the brother will be pissed

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

Chrystal and fam:  what smell?!?

They’ve gone noseblind 

[Suzywriter]

Her pants have damp spots...like she has open sores. 🤢

[ams1001]

9 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

And do you really ask that question with others in the room??!

That's why I think it was staged. What kind of doctor would ask that in front of your young daughter?

[HulaTallula]

It looks like she's not even trying to sit up.