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S09.E14: Chrystal's Journey LIVE CHAT


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1 minute ago, HulaTallula said:

Pasta is my best friend too and it's Passover next week. 😞

You might be able to find some Manishewitz Kosher For Passover noodles in a market that has a decent sized kosher section. Read the label carefully.

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1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

"She has a significant body odor."

 

Just imagine, for a moment, what it must have been like trapped in a car with her for three days. There is not enough Febreze in the world. 

Just now, Drogo said:

Her face is so swollen it's like she ate a hornet's nest. 

She would if it was wrapped in bacon. 

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2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Tonight's winner is @umgoblue with an eerily accurate 612 pounds. 

https://giphy.com/clips/DesusAndMeroOnShowtime-jdvHRcAKRkbOCX3KbF 

Johnny, tell them what they've won!

You've won:

  • a pile of bacon bigger than your head
  • a table on wheels so you can pull it right up to your belly
  • extra fancy paper plates so we can all see just how classy you are
  • a series of tank tops in size 6X with tiny overstretched spaghetti straps that look like they one thread from snapping, thereby traumatizing everyone around
  • a book on hygiene (or nose plugs to hand to everyone who gets near you)
  • and, as always, the respect of your fellow pounders! 

 

This was me approaching the science of it all like a boss!

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2 minutes ago, HulaTallula said:

Pasta is my best friend too and it's Passover next week. 😞

My best friends are all the tasty critters, but all the warm-blooded ones are off my menu for another five and a half weeks!  

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1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Just imagine, for a moment, what it must have been like trapped in a car with her for three days. There is not enough Febreze in the world. 

 

OMG!!!  Worse than the guy with the 5 hour cab ride, with multiple drive thrus for food but no stops for bathrooms.  

Torch that car and the U-haul while you're at it.  Everything must be so funky 🤢

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5 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Wow, he even called out her hygiene. 

"I usually take a shower." Um.

Like when 1,000 Pound sister Tammy told her new dentist she brushed her teeth “twice a...week” 

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5 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Tonight's winner is @umgoblue with an eerily accurate 612 pounds. 

https://giphy.com/clips/DesusAndMeroOnShowtime-jdvHRcAKRkbOCX3KbF 

Johnny, tell them what they've won!

You've won:

  • a pile of bacon bigger than your head
  • a table on wheels so you can pull it right up to your belly
  • extra fancy paper plates so we can all see just how classy you are
  • a series of tank tops in size 6X with tiny overstretched spaghetti straps that look like they one thread from snapping, thereby traumatizing everyone around
  • a book on hygiene (or nose plugs to hand to everyone who gets near you)
  • and, as always, the respect of your fellow pounders! 

 

As God is my witness, one of these days I will win these fabulous prizes!

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4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You might be able to find some Manishewitz Kosher For Passover noodles in a market that has a decent sized kosher section. Read the label carefully.

Oh yeah I was in the big kosher store today. But those Passover noodles don't do it for me. I shall have to suffer in the time honored fashion. 

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Good thing that Dr Paradise's sofa doesn't look very expensive so when he takes it out back to burn it once Chrystal leaves, it won't be a huge loss.

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14 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I would love for Chrystal to teach me how to get bacon at such a perfect crisp that I can use it as a spoon like she does.

I bake it in the oven to get it that way. In the keto world, bacon must be crispy enough to scoop up over-easy eggs without the use of toast. 

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5 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Good thing that Dr Paradise's sofa doesn't look very expensive so when it takes it out back to burn it once Chrystal leaves, it won't be a huge loss.

Progressive Flo has insured it for weekly replacement. 

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1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What did they just bleep out?

I thought it was "my brother's dad" but I am not a lip reader. And Damn, if that is right, the brother will be pissed

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9 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

And do you really ask that question with others in the room??!

That's why I think it was staged. What kind of doctor would ask that in front of your young daughter?

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