S09.E06: Kenae's Story LIVE CHAT

[TazDevil]

How dare she talk to Dr. Now like this!!

[dreadfulLeigh]

(I was reading up on the first few pages during the last commercial break)

Who said she was a drama queen???

This is HI-larious! *clutches chest*

[Hellga]

It's been a while since we had a good breakdown in the office.  I like this flavor of 'but you don't know me' speech!

[umgoblue]

SHE DID NOT TELL HIM TO STOP!!!!!!!!

The FUCK....!

Now I am going to have to punch her in the throat.

[Kid]

I have a feeling she has a really nasty side.

[SunnyBeBe]

I don’t think she’s watched the show before....lol. 

[Floatingbison]

Stand by for Mt. Vesuvius  type eruption . . . . 

[Guest]

OOO!!! HAND WAVING AT DR NOW!

This is the most action I've seen on this show all season.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is she so pissed off at Dr. Now? Her family obviously enabled her and agrees everyone else is the problem.

[Scarlett45]

You weren’t doing anything Kenae’. At your size a 22lbs weight loss is mostly water!

[7EasyPayments]

Now she is getting snotty with an attitude? LOLOLOLOL

Fail ! Yeah, YOU ! FAIL ! YOU ! Kenae":":P"><?

[Eldemarge]

Oh she is NOT used to people telling her the truth. 

And my son walked in and asked if this was a new episode.  I said yes and he said "The Doctor is still putting up with this??"  Hahah

[MsVixen]

GEEZ, what a WUSSIE!!!!

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, LizzyB said:

"I never asked you for magic.  You are not a magician, and you are not God."  THE DRAMA. 

And the tears. 
Dr. Now is dropping the truth, and she can’t handle the truth. 

[LizzyB]

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Honestly, why don't they do SOMETHING? Even watching game show reruns or bad sci-fi would be more interesting than sitting around staring at the squalor in which they all sag! Crochet...nobody wants crocheted items....make them anyway! You can get a hook, a how-to book an  piles of yarn at thrift shops for maybe a fiver.

"Crochet...nobody wants crocheted items....make them anyway!"  OMG, you made me laugh so hard. Thank you!

[Floatingbison]

She has these dramatic, breathy pauses.  Is she being a drama llama, or just gasping for breath?

[Suzywriter]

She is gaslighting Dr. Now!

[Hellga]

OMG the drama in her voice.  It's like she had to sacrifice her only child at the altar or something.  Dramatic pauses and everything!

[ShoePrincess]

Other than that sad salad she's eating, I don't think I've seen anything green in that house. I guess they consider french fries a vegetable.

[aliya]

Whoa, Girl hush. It's not feasible or healthy to lose 100 lbs a month, but you can't friggin' breathe or move at your weight. Is that healthy?

Whiny, whiny. You know where I'm going with this, ladies.

 

[ams1001]

"I had to clean out my house of all the bad food"...didn't she say she had to use up all the bad food?

Stop. Wait.  (aka, shut up, doc.)

God, I wanna smack her.

[Guest]

"I had to find a way to FIT IN physical exercise."

Yes, that full-time job of sitting on the couch was soooooo time consuming.

[Floatingbison]

I just hit the mute button  for the first time in my snarking career.

[Donut Bear]

Oh cry me a river Kenae with an apostrophe

[fonfereksglen]

2 minutes ago, Splashes said:

Shes eating roughly 5000 calories per day at least.

Easily. 

[Scarlett45]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is she so pissed off at Dr. Now? Her family obviously enabled her and agrees everyone else is the problem.

Because she’s emotionally unstable- which isn’t surprising because she got to 600lbs. She is angry at herself and frustrated and hates what she did to herself, Dr Now is an easy target. 

[Suzywriter]

Fit in physical exercise!!! Hard to find a minute between all of that sitting!

[Arynm]

Am I watching a one woman show? This is ridiculous. She is SUCH a victim!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Kenae. Come on. Seriously? "Losing 100 pounds in two months is not healthy"?

Oh the poor thing. She had to work to fit in exercise. What the hell else are you doing? 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Dr. Now has heard all this shit before lady. You aren’t special. You lost 22 pounds...smarten up.

[ams1001]

I thought it was her husband that was the preacher...

[Hellga]

Awww but I felt so good about myself.  And now you squashed my confidence, boo-hoo.  I had a chaaaance!  

I am actually laughing out loud at this overly emoted monologue!  

[Snarkastikate]

Wow a blubbering mess!!  Hurry where is Dr Paradise!!!!!

 

[MsVixen]

Please Dr. Now!!!  Please say "BITCH, PLEASE!!!!"

[Floatingbison]

 

[Scarlett45]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

"I had to find a way to FIT IN physical exercise."

Yes, that full-time job of sitting on the couch was soooooo time consuming.

Yes- what else is she doing all day?

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Kid said:

I have a feeling she has a really nasty side.

I’m feeling for those kids. 
They no doubt suffer through this victim routine and anger. 

[Suzywriter]

I would hate to be a bill collector that called her.

[ams1001]

"I could have googled all of that."

Well, then why didn't you?

[dreadfulLeigh]

Oh, mah lawd! She had to figure out how to clean the bad food out of her house. Her body hurts. 

No shit, Sherlock. It's not going to be a cake walk.

She is going wayyyyyyyy off...is this even still considered a tangent? This is like some high school monologue delivered by *that* kid who thought someone was going to whisk them off to broadway any minute.

[TazDevil]

Dr. Now is like "the fuck wrong with this bitch?"  That was like 0 to 60 out of the blue!

[Guest]

I haven't seen so much drama since keg parties with the high school thespian club. 

[Floatingbison]

 

[snarkish]

Move over Octavia Spencer...Kenae wants to LIIIIIIVE! Please give this dramatic wonder an Oscar.

[LizzyB]

"I could have googled all of that!"  KENAE'!  Nobody is supposed to say that part out loud!

[Hellga]

I could have googled it!!! That's not what I came here for!!!  What did she want?  Him to tell her she is beautiful just the way she is? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow...she is a piece of work

[Scarlett45]

Kenae you’re not a victim. You’re “trying” means nothing to Dr Now. He doesn’t care. This is your life. 

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

"I could have googled all of that."

Well, then why didn't you?

Amen 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

She has these dramatic, breathy pauses.  Is she being a drama llama, or just gasping for breath?

Maybe she'll fake a heart attack like that other woman. 

Now she's mad because she could have googled his diet. What does she want, exactly? He's going to wave a magic wand?

[magemaud]

And the Emmy goes to...

Kenae’’s Soliloquy! “As God as my witness...”