90 Day: The Single Life

[Grifter Lives]

Note that Geoffrey comments.

[Persnickety1]

On 6/6/2021 at 6:41 AM, Grifter Lives said:

Note that Geoffrey comments.

Is that blurred name Ed's (hopefully)?  

Not delighted to see Brittany is (probably) back but since she's unconfirmed maybe they'll put someone else in her place.  

I'd like to know Geoffrey's real reaction to Varya possibly being invited back yet he was not.  

[Mrs. Hanson]

Kinda sad that out of all of these I want to watch Danielle the most.  Fernanda has a high opinion of herself and I find her whiny.  Not watching another minute of Brittney.

[Boo Boo]

23 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Kinda sad that out of all of these I want to watch Danielle the most.  Fernanda has a high opinion of herself and I find her whiny.  Not watching another minute of Brittney.

I cannot stand Fernanda's voice! Like nails on a chalkboard!

[Alapaki]

1 hour ago, Boo Boo said:

I cannot stand Fernanda's voice! Like nails on a chalkboard!

Well, we need some eye candy.  And Bracesny doesn't count as she's a mess.

Agree that Danielle is entertaining in a constant-second-hand-cringe sort of way.

I'm done with Molly.  She should stick to her onlyfans and raise her daughter.

I actually wouldn't mind seeing a season of Natalie learning that she's a 6.

[Mrs. Hanson]

On 6/9/2021 at 12:19 PM, Alapaki said:

Well, we need some eye candy.  And Bracesny doesn't count as she's a mess.

Agree that Danielle is entertaining in a constant-second-hand-cringe sort of way.

I'm done with Molly.  She should stick to her onlyfans and raise her daughter.

I actually wouldn't mind seeing a season of Natalie learning that she's a 6.

You know, Danielle is kinda harmless, she needs a stylist and some confidence.....and new friends, lol.

Yep, I can NOT take a season of "Will or won't I have a baby when I had a tubal?"  

[Rt66vintage]

On 5/26/2021 at 4:25 PM, Boo Boo said:

I so agree with you abut Fernanda.  It's like she has huge features on a small face.  

Fern looks like a female version of Stan Smith from American Dad. 

On 5/27/2021 at 6:21 PM, Mar78 said:

 

Going back to someone’s post above about future seasons of The Single Life- who would you like to have on there if you could choose? I’d like to see Yamir to see how he’s doing post-Chelsea. I also think Mike and Natalie might be done, so it might be interesting to watch them date other people who are more compatible mates.

I'm going to have to agree with @Mrs. Hanson, @mamadrama and a few others who want to see more of the original Sharp Entertainment train wreck Danielle. She's an interesting simpleton with funny tics, naivete and the worst grammar ever heard on television. I know she's aggravating, too outspoken and a petty criminal, but she's putting herself out there for our enjoyment. 

On 6/2/2021 at 1:54 PM, Persnickety1 said:

Same here.

And it's not about his physical appearance.  

It's all about his comportment.  

*shudder*

About Big Ed, for me it is primarily his physical appearance. I can't get the scene of him waking up next to Rose out of my mind. His greasy, dirty long hair was flopped over his head, thinking himself some kind of rock star romeo. Yuk. And see, I said nothing about his deformity. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

21 minutes ago, Rt66vintage said:

I'm going to have to agree with @Mrs. Hanson, @mamadrama and a few others who want to see more of the original Sharp Entertainment train wreck Danielle. She's an interesting simpleton with funny tics, naivete and the worst grammar ever heard on television. I know she's aggravating, too outspoken and a petty criminal, but she's putting herself out there for our enjoyment. 

I have really come around her,  Never a hater, but never a Mo hater either.  She just rec'd her LPN and good for her for not turning to Only Fans to support herself.

[Persnickety1]

13 hours ago, Rt66vintage said:

Fern looks like a female version of Stan Smith from American Dad. 

During her season, I initially thought she was really pretty.

Then someone posted that she looked like a spider monkey, complete with side-by-side pictures.

Now every time I see her, I always see a spider monkey 😂

[bravofan27]

It's hard to know what Fernanda wants. Then again, she married Michael when she was 19, and met him at 18. When I was 18, I wanted a pair of Ray Bans and a date not at the dollar theater. Maybe she's acting exactly like she should for a barely 20 year old. She wants to be in a fun city where she can party. She lost her mind  on the 90 day show when Michael was working and no one was paying attention to her. Which is not surprising for a 19-year old.

For cast, maybe they can go back farther if there is anyone single again. Colt is thank god in relationship. So is Larisa. Paul would be interesting and a train wreck. With Danielle, it's the same thing talking about Mohammed, and then spending a lot of time trying to go on a date with someone who either doesn't show or isn't interested. The poor lady will travel across the country for a date too. When someone is clearly not interested in her-- it's only interesting for the Mohammed cameos, yet painful as she so desperately wants to be back with him. 

I'm realizing it is hard to find single 90 day cast mates. 

[renatae]

On 5/27/2021 at 10:01 PM, christmaslights said:

someone like ed needs leverage, that's the only way he can get a girl.  he is physically disgusting, and has a horrible personality.

he seems to be a mid 50's renter, so no home $$ to speak of, has declared bankruptcy twice I recall.  I doubt he has any savings or retirement, probably horrible credit.  So basically all he has is 90 day money, and the prospect of being on tv. pretty pathetic for a dude his age.

most women over 25-30 have some dignity, and are looking for someone who has done well for themselves, or has a future they can build together.  so ed has to troll the young mothers with low paying jobs, maybe from their vantage point he has something to offer.

San Diego is great... but very expensive living and lots of good looking people....he is a clown and an embarrassment.

 

Ed is a user, pure and simple. He's not looking for a relationship, he's looking for fame. He wants someone to hook up with who will take his crap. TLC is enabling him and I am sick of it. He's an abuser and a creep. They need to get rid of him.

[JeanJean]

On 6/9/2021 at 11:38 AM, Mrs. Hanson said:

Kinda sad that out of all of these I want to watch Danielle the most.  Fernanda has a high opinion of herself and I find her whiny.  Not watching another minute of Brittney.

I fast-forward through Fernanda's scenes. I think what she did to John was awful and pure manipulation. She knew she would not stay in the town where he lived and did business and that she wanted to go a big city and be an actress. Right after marrying him, she ditches him and takes half his income. 
Before she did that, I liked her, but that made clear what she had planned to do all along. She pretends to be much nicer than she is,  IMO.

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, JeanJean said:

I fast-forward through Fernanda's scenes. I think what she did to John was awful and pure manipulation. She knew she would not stay in the town where he lived and did business and that she wanted to go a big city and be an actress. Right after marrying him, she ditches him and takes half his income. 
Before she did that, I liked her, but that made clear what she had planned to do all along. She pretends to be much nicer than she is,  IMO.

I am done...DONE I TELL YOU with these ladies who are involved/married/living with guys who ARE EMPLOYED but their jobs take them on the road or work late, like Jonathon being a realtor.  "I am lonely!  I miss you!"  Yara is the worst.  

[JeanJean]

On 6/9/2021 at 11:38 AM, Mrs. Hanson said:

Kinda sad that out of all of these I want to watch Danielle the most.  Fernanda has a high opinion of herself and I find her whiny.  Not watching another minute of Brittney.

repeating myself, sorry

Edited July 5, 2021 by JeanJean

[Persnickety1]

I can't find a link for it, but the new season drops tomorrow, Monday, August 9th, on Discovery Plus.  

Happy Sunday, my fellow posters 🥂

[Mrs. Hanson]

7 hours ago, Persnickety1 said:

I can't find a link for it, but the new season drops tomorrow, Monday, August 9th, on Discovery Plus.  

Happy Sunday, my fellow posters 🥂

And now I know what I am doing tomorrow waiting for Xfinity to arrive.......

So......Kelly and Molly are through?  Or are we going to listen to "Can I have a baby?" AGAIN??

 

[Rebky]

I'm watching the commercial for The Single Life and it says it premieres Monday, August 9th on TLC. So I guess it's the season that non discovery+ subscribers missed?

[Mrs. Hanson]

12 hours ago, Rebky said:

I'm watching the commercial for The Single Life and it says it premieres Monday, August 9th on TLC. So I guess it's the season that non discovery+ subscribers missed?

I have Discovery Plus and it is had not dropped yet.  Still only season 1.  I am feeling a little dirty even looking for it.  

[Persnickety1]

12 hours ago, Rebky said:

I'm watching the commercial for The Single Life and it says it premieres Monday, August 9th on TLC. So I guess it's the season that non discovery+ subscribers missed?

Oh, maybe it is!  I thought it was a D+ exclusive show.  I hope everyone who doesn't have D+ gets a chance to watch it.

The best part about season 1 was the Tell All, which for once really did reveal some interesting information and entertaining bitchfests.  

[Hotel Snarker]

So are we going to live chat here, or on the regular live chat forum?

[Mrs. Hanson]

On 8/9/2021 at 9:33 AM, Persnickety1 said:

Oh, maybe it is!  I thought it was a D+ exclusive show.  I hope everyone who doesn't have D+ gets a chance to watch it.

The best part about season 1 was the Tell All, which for once really did reveal some interesting information and entertaining bitchfests.  

I also read (not verified) that Ed is back.  Just no!!

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed, do not approach a woman at her job to ask her out! Nothing worse than having a guy hitting on you when you’re just trying to work.

He connects with younger women because he can manipulate and bully them. Grooming at its grossest.

Colt is trying to make Vanessa feel guilt for not wanting to be in a relationship with him. “What’s your problem??” Her problem is that he’s a POS.

Ugh, Dinyell is still crying over Mohammed? Girl, bye.

[Pepper Mostly]

11 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Brit is into physics……? WTH?

OK, I brought this over from the live chat thread. 

Brit's "into physics"? LOL. I worked at MIT, for a professor who held a PhD in Physics. Never in the years I worked for her did she say she was "into" physics. 

"Quantum physics, astro physics....all kinds of physics". Like she was talking about what kind of music she listens to ("Italian opera, traditional Celtic folk melodies, reggaeton")

10 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This lady’s laugh.

She laughs like Phyllis Diller! I expected her to reference her husband, Fang. 

10 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

She should hook up with Porno Granny Stephanie from 90 Day Fiance Season 7! LOL!

Where are they finding all these porn grannies? Is there yet another spinoff in the offing? 

10 hours ago, Gobi said:

Why is he single? I don’t know, maybe because he’s unattractive?

Unattractive in every possible way. Its almost impossible to believe that someone can be that repulsive. 

Edited August 17, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[applewood]

I agree that the Danielle scenes are so cringe worthy. I can't figure her out. Does she have a mental disability or is it just emotional immaturity? It was been reported online that she recently received her Associate's Degree in Nursing. If that's true then 3 claps for her. She just doesn't appear that swift to me or is it just how she comes off on camera?

I wonder what her first husband was like. the father of her four children. Has anyone dug up any dirt on him? How long were they married?

[deirdra]

Does Mohamed live in a van?

[Rebky]

3 hours ago, deirdra said:

Does Mohamed live in a van?

I believe he is now an over-the-road trucker. Their rigs have sleeping areas behind the front seats, which is where he is recording his segments, I guess...

[Hotel Snarker]

My thoughts:

• Fernanda is annoying.
• Danielle wanting closure is absurd. She knows Mohammed scammed her. What exactly is she expecting?
• I can’t help but compare Molly’s baby voice with Kelly in her bedroom to her voice when she was yelling at Luis in her bedroom.
• Coltee’s line is always, “I live with my mother, and I take care of her” when it’s clearly the other way around.
• I was dying at Liz thinking Ed was a woman.
• I hope Ed dies alone.

Edited August 18, 2021 by Hotel Snarker
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[Pepper Mostly]

3 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

My thoughts:

• Fernanda is annoying.
• Danielle wanting closure is absurd. She knows Mohammed scammed her. What exactly is she expecting?
• I can’t help but compare Molly’s baby voice with Kelly in her bedroom to her voice when she was yelling at Luis in her bedroom.
• Coltee’s line is always, “I live with my mother, and I take care of her” when it’s clearly the other way around.
• I was dying at Liz thinking Ed was a woman.
• I hope Ed dies alone.

Fernanda is such a silly, vapid try-hard. 

Danielle wants to be on TV. If saying she wants "closure" is her ticket, she'll say so as often as possible! She always has one eye on the camera. 

Coltee says he "takes care" of Debbie, who is certainly spry enough. May all the gods protect us should she ever become disabled and in need of daily care. I somehow feel that Coltee's enthusiasm for such chores would be lacking. 

I echo your sentiments for the circumstances of Ed's passing. What a creep. 

[seasons]

Brittany's date Justin needs to take off the backwards baseball cap. 

That look is not good for anyone over the age of 10.

 

Danielle needs new glasses. Hers are so old lady ish. They look like a pretty strong prescription.

[bichonblitz]

Liz is a cutie pie and very sweet. Run, girl!

Coltee, stop playing. You will cheat on Vanessa as soon as she commits to you. 

Seriously Justin didn't mention he had a kid after 5 mos of dating or talking or what ever they are doing? Pictures on his IG are not enough. And why wasn't Brittney asking who the kid was when she sees the pictures? 

I did enjoy Fernanda's visit with her grandparents. The most genuine I have ever seen her. Now we know why she wanted to move to Chicago, she has family there. That was never revealed on her season with her ex. 

Danielle and her young friends. Please, make it stop. She drives to Maryland to have a fun girls trip. I think back to when I was in my 20's. Sure, I would be happy to waste my time playing matchmaker with a fat, old, pathetic cry baby living in Ohio. Oh, well, at least they got their 15 minutes.  

[Mr. Miner]

27 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

Danielle and her young friends. Please, make it stop. She drives to Maryland to have a fun girls trip. I think back to when I was in my 20's. Sure, I would be happy to waste my time playing matchmaker with a fat, old, pathetic cry baby living in Ohio. Oh, well, at least they got their 15 minutes.  

If they were really her friends they would tell her to stop wearing shorts and sleeveless tops...for starters.

Edited August 24, 2021 by Mr. Miner

[Gobi]

25 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

If they were really her friends they would tell her to stop wearing shorts and sleeveless tops...for starters.

Whenever I see Dani with these women, I keep waiting for the bucket of pig’s blood to drop on her.

[Annifran]

On last night's show, Danielle said she was not married to the father of her children but rather had something like a 22-year relationship with him.  That's quite an accomplishment for anyone.  The new friends she has seem to only be interested in their 15 minutes of TV fame.  

I've grown to actually like Danielle after first disliking and feeling sorry for her.  There's a naivety and sweetness about her that can be endearing.  I agree she could do a lot in improving her appearance, such as dressing more appropriately for her size, washing her hair more often, and wear glasses that are more attractive and fit better.  In addition, she needs to build some self-confidence.

And I like Mohammed as well.  He's doing quite nicely as a long-haul truck driver.  He seems to actually care somewhat about Danielle by keeping in touch with her.

[applewood]

I am shocked that Danielle was with the father of her kids for 22 years. I assumed that she had been single for many years. Actually she would have been with him most of her adult life. I believe that she started dating Mohammad when she was 42 or 43.

Yes, she needs a new hairstyle and better clothes/glasses. Perhaps her new "friends" will give her some fashion advice.

Big Ed just makes me want to puke. I can't believe Liz went out with him. Why does he keep going after these 20 somethings? When they were on their date it looked like she was out with her weird uncle or something.

[Breedom]

6 hours ago, applewood said:

Big Ed just makes me want to puke. I can't believe Liz went out with him. Why does he keep going after these 20 somethings? When they were on their date it looked like she was out with her weird uncle or something.

Why does he keep asking what thoughts women have about him when they first see/meet him? (Rose and now Liz). Of course, they have to be nice about it. If I'm not an attractive person, I'm not going to ask and then watch someone stumble for words as to what they think of me.

I agree with you, why in the world would a beautiful young woman of 28 want to date a guy like Ed? Ed doesn't have personality or charisma and is old enough to be her dad. I have a feeling a woman his age wouldn't be interested in his shtick. I think that he relies on his self-perceived "coolness", with the pony tail, light beard, the little vespa with his dog in the back.

Edited August 24, 2021 by Breedom

[DanaMB]

On 8/17/2021 at 1:41 PM, applewood said:

I agree that the Danielle scenes are so cringe worthy. I can't figure her out. Does she have a mental disability or is it just emotional immaturity? It was been reported online that she recently received her Associate's Degree in Nursing. If that's true then 3 claps for her. She just doesn't appear that swift to me or is it just how she comes off on camera?

I wonder what her first husband was like. the father of her four children. Has anyone dug up any dirt on him? How long were they married?

I can’t stand her constant giggling. 

[Sile]

11 hours ago, applewood said:

Yes, she needs a new hairstyle and better clothes/glasses. Perhaps her new "friends" will give her some fashion advice.

 

Where's Marcia Brady when you need her?  Co-hosts!!

 

Meanwhile, Ed and Danielle would be approximately in each others' league, but neither one of them would even consider it!

Edited August 25, 2021 by Sile

[Texasmom1970]

If Angela can get all weight loss and plastic surgery cant TLC give Danielle a little makeover.

Walking with her "friends" on their girls trip I noticed she has the waddle walk many of Dr. Now's patients have. 

[Mr. Miner]

12 minutes ago, Texasmom1970 said:

If Angela can get all weight loss and plastic surgery cant TLC give Danielle a little makeover.

I don't know? I mean, Angela still looks like hammered dogshit!

[Texasmom1970]

1 hour ago, Mr. Miner said:

I don't know? I mean, Angela still looks like hammered dogshit!

True, but maybe Danielle would turn out a little better. Don't think it could make her look worse?!

[Hotel Snarker]

Thoughts:

• Holy crap, "Here's my socially inept friend who is famous for having a sour vagina.” SOS.
• The scene with Dinyell and her “friends” reminds me of a sleepover in grade 8 when you and your girls would call the guy you had a crush on.
• If you are in business, the more successful you are the more work takes over your life. Fernanda wants a successful, rich man but doesn't realize that success comes with a price. Time. I feel like Fernanda should live her 20s instead of dating these men that are in their 30s.
• Tell me you’re full of yourself, without actually telling me you’re full of yourself…”Reservations for two under Big Ed”…
• I’ve said it before, and I will say it again. Fuck the Brittany!

[Gobi]

18 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

 

• I’ve said it before, and I will say it again. Fuck the Brittany!

I’m sure that can be arranged for a fee.

[Mr. Miner]

WTF is all over Big Thumb’s shirt when he was on his “date”? Did y’all know he used to be a geek? 🙄

[sainte-chapelle]

Good lord Robbie is a douche. He just wants a pretty young hot thing on his arm. Both Fern and Robbie think they are much hotter than they are. They are both extremely annoying. On a superficial note I don’t find her that attractive….she works very hard and plasters on a ton of make up. I think Anny is very beautiful…Fern, meh.

Brit is playing games and is in it for the fame. She isn’t interested in either of these fools, I hope they don’t give her money. Dude with the kid needs to stay in Toronto. It is weird that his son never once came up in conversation though.

Colt is such a dirty unkept slob. What is the appeal? It’s not like he has money.

Dani is super frumpy and her friends just want to be on TV. It is funny that Lib called them instigators. Her and her sisters would know all about that 🙄 Andrei was spot on when he said he thought her friend might be in it just to laugh at her.

hate to say it but Olivia is looking a little strung out.

I like Adam the translator. 

Edited August 27, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[deirdra]

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Dani is super frumpy and her friends just want to be on TV. It is funny that Lib called them instigators. Her and her sisters would know all about that 🙄 Andrei was spot on when he said he thought her friend might be in it just to laugh at her.

How much does TLC pay these "friends"?

[nytonc]

Dimyelle is still looking for closure with Mohamed? Sad. The rent-a-friends could have done a better job of sprucing her up for her big date. So mach cringe.  

Ed is a pig. 

Fernanda is a poser and a user.  

I’m with @Hotel Snarker Fuck Brittany! 

[LennieBriscoe]

What was the measure of disappointment for Danielle's Blind Date when of the four women he saw,  she was the one remaining? 😲 He was so subtle with his "Shall I walk you out?" 😝

New Parlor Game: "From all the 90DF episodes Big Edd has been on,  name the areas of his dates' heads he has kissed because they won't let him near their mouth."

UK John sure likes the Plastic Fantastic types. 

[Texasmom1970]

Never thought I could relate to Danielle. I was married almost 26 years and it is hard to date again. Not picking on her, but I am not as frumpy as her but rejection hurts all the same. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Thoughts:

• Why does every person on this show think that introducing a person to your children is some test to decide if you like them or not? YOU should have already decided if YOU like someone before you introduce them to your kids.
• After how much of a fucking shitshow Luis was, only makes sense Olivia is 100% on guard with Kelly.
• Damn, I would have gone on a date with Jason! Danielle looked terrible, I’m sorry. Her fake friends suck at makeovers. Poor guy. He looked uncomfortable and awkward.

[Pepper Mostly]

15 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Thoughts:

• Why does every person on this show think that introducing a person to your children is some test to decide if you like them or not? YOU should have already decided if YOU like someone before you introduce them to your kids.
• After how much of a fucking shitshow Luis was, only makes sense Olivia is 100% on guard with Kelly.
• Damn, I would have gone on a date with Jason! Danielle looked terrible, I’m sorry. Her fake friends suck at makeovers. Poor guy. He looked uncomfortable and awkward.

And WHY can no one introduce someone like an adult? Why does Molly simper "can you say hi?" to her grown ass daughter, as if she's three years old? Why can't she say "Kelly, this is my daughter, Olivia. Livy, this is Kelly"? 

I have said countless times that Molly is dead to me because of the way she treated her girls during the Luis debacle. Olivia actually moved to a friend's house! And Molly's response to that that to blow up her phone and eventually run her to ground at her friend's house and corner her (along with her shrieky friend) to try to guilt her into coming home. Kensley was happy and outgoing. In no time she was sad and silent. She herself said "I have a dad. You are not my dad". Molly was so dazzled by the prospect of regular sex that she tossed her kids to the wind. Feh. 

Jason was a real gentleman. He gamely hung in there, was polite, and ended the date in a  diplomatic, tactful way. Danielle's attempts at conversation were cringeworthy. And whoever put her in that outfit should be locked up.