90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Armchair Critic]

So Aslowu is hiding out in the bedroom? That will go over well with the family.

[Frozendiva]

Asuelu, you are a childish jerk.

[CrazyInAlabama]

There are a ton of places Pole won't pass a background check to work at.  

[Gobi]

Did Kolonic's friend get those earrings from Yolanda?

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe, but her mother is something like a union carpenter. My dad was a union machinist. Union folks, in my experience, are at least informed about stuff that affects them--workers' issues, health care, stuff like that. Its pretty hard to not bump up against some politics. 

I learnt everything from my union leader dad

[tvrox]

14 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Moldova!!!!!  Yesyesyes!!!!! I've been waiting all week for this!

That cheese looked delicious. 

[magemaud]

“I don’t want to ask you for any help but would you be willing to help us out?” 

[Toodleoo]

That friend is very diplomatic.  She should go ask for Assholio's other side of the story and then shove a lego up his nose.

[Zombness]

Kalani just pay Asuelo's one way ticket to Samoa so that he can continue with his careless island life.

[LucyEth]

That's a kids party.  It is pretty sad with or without Ass uelo

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kalani, this is how the rest of your life will be. Love it or leave it.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kalani looks like she is not feeling well at all. Nice for Assholeu to help out. It’s his kid too.

He is such an asshole. Divorce him and send him home

[Pepper Mostly]

Pole could drive a cab. He could do day labor. He could deliver pizzas. He could wash dishes in a hospital or hotel. He could clean offices. 

[Toodleoo]

DO THE CASTLE GREYSKULL ON HIS HEAD, DADDY LO!

[Frozendiva]

Good for daddy Kalani wanting to spank Asuelu.

[mmecorday]

I guess Kalani's father has a cold too. It kind of makes him sound like Marlon Brando in "The Godfather."

[VioletNevermind]

I love Kalani’s dad.  I have a few situations I need to bring him into. 

[greekmom]

Seriously why does she even care if he comes out?

[hula-la]

I don’t know if her dad speaks Samoan, but I wish he’d yell at Asuelu in it, as he would say some choice stuff that may or may not get translated. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I learnt everything from my union leader dad

Right? My dad was a strong union guy. When I worked at Harvard I was a member of the Harvard Clerical and Technical Workers' Union and I was proud as fuck. 

[goofygirl]

Oh Lookie!  The Asshole came outside after all!! Just wish Dad Kalani had just kicked his dumb ass already!

[CraftyHazel]

Asuelu is truly an asshole.  What a big baby.

And look!  Oliver and Kennedy do have clothing!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assholeu really brings nothing to the table. No value added. And Oliver will never remember if his father was at his party. Just saying.

[Floatingbison]

Sulking Aseulo is boring Aseulo. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I hate the whole Samoa family. What a bunch of bitchy sad sacks. 

[kendi]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Oh Lookie!  The Asshole came outside after all!! Just wish Dad Kalani had just kicked his dumb ass already!

There's a long stretch of desert for the drive home...don't get comfortable Ansuelo. Sleep with one eye open.

[LucyEth]

They need therapy

[Toodleoo]

Is Mykull chunking up or am I imaging things?

 

Also thanks Grangie, whenever you scream the neighbors think I'm being murdered.

[charmed1]

Who was the brilliant poster who said Kalani’s sister looks just like this—->😑 I can never stop laughing whenever I see her now.

[Armchair Critic]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I learnt everything from my union leader dad

Same.

[magemaud]

Everybody is waiting to see if Asuelu is going to come out and see his shadow 

[kendi]

Ugh Angela screaming again

[Rabithed]

I cannot stand Kalani and her unblinking vacant stare. These two. It’s like watching two children playing house. How do they manage on their own in Utah? 

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh lawdy Miss claudy what is big Ang screaming at?

[Zombness]

What I like about Angela is that she brings energy to the show, which cannot be said for the others.  Oh well I  forgot Debbie she brings a lot of spunk.

[kendi]

Just now, magemaud said:

Everybody is waiting to see if Asuelu is going to come out and see his shadow 

To get a whole season of ass-whoopin' from Lo

[Bees52]

The weekend was rough, because Asuelu made it rough. He needs to know that.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Same.

Irony is that my Dad is now quite conservative 

[Kiss my mutt]

2 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

They need therapy

I don’t think Asuelo has the verbal skills for therapy. 

[greekmom]

What does everyone think Grangela gets scared of? Rat? Mouse? or Cockroach?

 

[DragonFlyzz]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Sulking Aseulo is boring Aseulo. 

Conscious Asuelo is boring Asuelo.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Rabithed said:

I cannot stand Kalani and her unblinking vacant stare. These two. It’s like watching two children playing house. How do they manage on their own in Utah? 

Why do I hate them so much on this show but think they're funny and likable on Pillow Talk? 

[Mr. Miner]

Just now, magemaud said:

Everybody is waiting to see if Asuelu is going to come out and see his shadow 

I thought that was Tania?

[charmed1]

Low and Pole’s mom should do Pillow Talk together. 

[kacesq]

Wow. Counting On has a pregnancy storyline? What a surprise. Must see TV.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Rabithed said:

I cannot stand Kalani and her unblinking vacant stare. These two. It’s like watching two children playing house. How do they manage on their own in Utah? 

They are never on their own tho, both of Kalani parents live with them

[Zombness]

Coltee and Debbie should audition for Smothered..........

[Floatingbison]

Asuelo, looking in the help wanted ads for coconut tree climber, indigenous island interpretative dancer, coconut crab wrangler, puka shell necklace stringer, but no luck so far.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

What does everyone think Grangela gets scared of? Rat? Mouse? or Cockroach?

 

It's one of the goofballs, hiding to yell "Surprise!"

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

What does everyone think Grangela gets scared of? Rat? Mouse? or Cockroach?

 

Elephant?