90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[greekmom]

Geez the idiot was writing the vows 30 mins before the wedding?

 

[Hangin Out]

Cut the shit Mother Betty.  You’re not the only one in the world who has a Son.

[JennyMominFL]

I am fully vaccinated and finally going to see my daughter and first grandchild next weekend. 

Edited March 29, 2021 by JennyMominFL

[Hotel Snarker]

The wedding is in 2 hours and you're just now starting to write your vows? In Russian? C'mon, Brandon.

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Hi ll. I am late. I got caught uo in a TIna Turner documentary

I never miss What's Love Got To Do With It, when it's on.

Judge:  Please instruct your client to remove his sunglasses while he's in court.

Ike Turner:  You ain't gotta instruct me to do nuthin'.

Edited March 29, 2021 by Floatingbison

[kacesq]

Cheaply. Everything with Teethy is cheap. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That salesgirl’s hair is um, extreme.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

 

Brandon looks like he's going to the junior prom.

 

Did he get Julia a wrist corsage?

[greekmom]

Jovi is an idiot.

[Angry Moldovan]

Julia looked lovely, far too good for punchable mc puppet face

[hula-la]

Tux shopping with beers in hand. Jovi is such a prize. 

[TazDevil]

Don't the wedding chapels in Vegas rent tuxes?

[Frozendiva]

Jovi has a drink already?

[sainte-chapelle]

I know Whitney Houston is gone and it’s terrible but every time I think about her screaming at Bobbi to kiss her ass it cracks me up.

[charmed1]

Why do these goonies have open beverages in this boutique?

[Doublemint]

The tux lady's hair - whispers sophisticated and posh, just like the wedding!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Silver Bells said:

Cut the shit Mother Betty.  You’re not the only one in the world who has a Son.

I cannot stand her. My son is 27 and we are close but he would be mortified if I behaved like Betty. 

I did my own hair and makeup when I got married. Shoestring hippie wedding, me. 

[kacesq]

Bridal shop owner is working her screen time.

[Hotel Snarker]

Carrying a Bud Light can into the tux shop. Keepin' it classy, Jovi.

[Grifter Lives]

Non Jovi: My Mom [Jovi] told me to get the darkest gray as possible."  

What a man.

[greekmom]

I want to punch Mike, Brandon and Jovi.

[Straycat80]

6 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Hi ll. I am late. I got caught uo in a TIna Turner documentary

We watched that today too. Thought it was pretty good. 

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Jovi has a drink already?

He has to keep his BAC at a certain level at all times

[mamadrama]

I just started watching this but I want to strangle Mike every time he sighs, looks down, and shrugs. 

[Arynm]

I think I love this salesperson. Jovi might throw up on that tux, it is not out of the realm of possibilities. And she knows it.

[tvrox]

30 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I think it's called the Sunk Cost Fallacy. I'm not sure if she actually loves Mike but she feels like she's invested too much to not get married.

I think she is just scared to fly during COVID, so even Mike and Sequim seem like better alternative. 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

 

I am finally fully vaccinated and finally going to see my daughter and first grandchild next weekend. 

 

I saw my daughter and first grandchild this past weekend. It was wonderful! 

[Floatingbison]

Jovi is gonna hit the wall hard someday at some tailgate party at an LSU game.  He'll be fat, bald, alcoholic, divorced, paying massive child support, and wonder how he got there.

Edited March 29, 2021 by Floatingbison

[kacesq]

Yawn.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, kacesq said:

Bridal shop owner is working her screen time.

Hoping to pick up some gigs

[charmed1]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I know Whitney Houston is gone and it’s terrible but every time I think about her screaming at Bobbi to kiss her ass it cracks me up.

That’s probably because Joel McHale played that clip on a loop lol.

[Gobi]

Jovi: What color suit goes best with beer?

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, greekmom said:

I want to punch Mike, Brandon and Jovi.

And also, punch Andrew extra hard.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara knows the real Novi, yet she is still with him. Epic mistake.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I know Whitney Houston is gone and it’s terrible but every time I think about her screaming at Bobbi to kiss her ass it cracks me up.

That was the best reality show ever!

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, mamadrama said:

I just started watching this but I want to strangle Mike every time he sighs, looks down, and shrugs. 

Your new avatar picture, Hot Mama(drama)!

[xls]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Half the world's Amazon Prime packages are late now.

Nooooooooooooooooo😱

[Hotel Snarker]

Father Jovi is like a creepy version of Jeff Daniels.

[OoogleEyes]

Why did she ask if they had reservations if she took them right away anyway?

Edited March 29, 2021 by OoogleEyes
Words matter

[kacesq]

Just now, charmed1 said:

That’s probably because Joel McHale played that clip on a loop lol.

I miss The Soup.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I saw my daughter and first grandchild this past weekend. It was wonderful! 

Some good news, yea!

[greekmom]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

And also, punch Andrew extra hard.

oh with Andrew I have a cast iron frying pan to smack his ugly face with.

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow that tux shop,lady is trying way to hard to get screen time 

[Gobi]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Father Jovi is like a creepy version of Jeff Daniels.

Or Bill Pullman.

[Hotel Snarker]

So what’s the difference between Vacation Jovi and NOLA Jovi? Seems like they’re both just party fuckboy.

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, kacesq said:

I miss The Soup.

Totally! 

[TMI]

Yara has high expectations....yes, jovi...she expects you to be sober

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

And also, punch Andrew extra hard.

Mike and Andrew running neck and neck for who the bigger A hole is, Jovi and Brandon running neck and neck for second.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

I just started watching this but I want to strangle Mike every time he sighs, looks down, and shrugs. 

So, all the time, then? 

 

[kacesq]

Natalie looks pregnant.

oh God and here’s another shaved sides cool on my screen.