90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Frances Valentine is my high end bag, not that Yara would look twice

I just had to look them up. Those are some beautiful bags! 

[kacesq]

This entire season has been these idiots whining about how the other one doesn’t treat them right, things aren’t working and yet...here they are, all getting married. Please.

[Floatingbison]

Have a great walk, @Trackdawg and Trackcat.

[Hotel Snarker]

Are those cat ears? On a headband? On Julia? At the puppy mill?

[mmecorday]

Shouldn't she be cutting those flowers on the bias?

[tvrox]

25 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jovi won’t spend $1200.00 on the ring. LOL. Punk bitch wasting everyone’s times.

$1200 a lot for a wedding that won't last 120 days. 

[Frozendiva]

Julia, what do you see in Brandon?

[TazDevil]

Brandon is so punchable

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Going to Vegas to see Jovi? 

No, I'm going to Vegas to save Mothra the Cat from Mr. Mmmmm.

Edited March 29, 2021 by Hotel Snarker

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Trackdawg, it’s been a joy having you here with us, if only for half an hour. Get some flowers for TrackKitty. She’ll love that.

[Mrs. Hanson]

Why load the chairs while in your tux?  Ditch the backwards hat, please.  Hazel you are always sad about something.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Brandon: "I'm so confused that me being a useless bump on a log isn't a raging turn-on for my bride-to-be?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Where is the sound engineer?

[Grifter Lives]

My remark's a little delayed - But, it feels so disingenuous that Hazel said that she wished her son were at her wedding.  I think that she mentions her son only when she wants sympathy or needs to fill up screen time.  

[jaybird2]

18 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, and now Mike is trying to sell us the "I'm a nice guy, I just got cold feet" spin? He can fuck right off. And when he gets there, he can fuck off some more. Then he can go back to where he started and fuck off all over again. 

i think they deserve each other

she threw the ring at him then all of a sudden she calls mike to tell him the 90 day was approved......then he jilts her at the last minute ..... he was planning to do this the entire time

[Trackdawg]

23 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Hey all...here we go! Good news, my mom got her first dose yesterday.

 

23 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Greetings all, getting my 1st jab on Tuesday

 

20 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

My dtr got 2nd shot today, I get my 2nd Tuesday!

[For Cereals]

I still have my first Coach station bag from 7th grade (late 80’s).  I’m glad I kept it.

We got our first shots on Friday!  Hubby’s boss is already asking him to travel...

Brandon looks so much like Betty.  Couldn’t wake up to that every morning.

[CSunshine76]

Why do Brandon’s parents have an actual loveseat on their outdoor patio? That’s not patio furniture. And I have a feeling it smells. Those people are nasty,

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Julia, what do you see in Brandon?

Poor girl. Probably the same reasons I married. She's worth more than this.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, now Brandon is going to pull a Mike, and tell Julia he can't go through with it, bundle her into a car and send her back to Russia. 

"We had a fight". Brandon. People fight. She's not going to cave every time like your mother does. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Brandon is always playing dumb. Me? Useless?

[Hangin Out]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

My Mom gave me her beautiful Coach bag but it weighs like 100 pounds. 

Yep.  My girls don’t want mine.  Waste of money.  The hardware is too heavy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon needs to ask his mother what to think.

[Gobi]

Why do I suddenly think that Brandon is a furry?

[Arynm]

I can't stand Brandon's face. I just want to punch him in the throat. He is the worst. right after Andrew but before Mike. Maybe tied with Mike

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Are those cat ears? On a headband? On Julia? At the puppy mill?

The irony is killing me

[FrancescaFiore]

Pardon my French, but Brandon is a cunt. As is Jovi.

[kacesq]

I wonder which of these people we’ll see on HEA.

I hope not these two, I’m so sick of Brandon.

[Doublemint]

Brandon asks if she's 100% - he's the one with the doubts....

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Shouldn't she be cutting those flowers on the bias?

Gold

[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Sleep in the airport, good lord they are making this harder than it should be. 

The hotel clerk doesn't care she's flying back to Ukraine! 

[Grifter Lives]

Brandon has made his Alfred E Neuman or "I'm so lovable" face in every scene.  I can't stand him.  And I can't believe that the face ever worked on Ron.

[Frozendiva]

Seems to be a season of ill-advised or starter marriages.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

I can't stand Brandon's face. I just want to punch him in the throat. He is the worst. right after Andrew but before Mike. Maybe tied with Mike

He is like a clone of Betty, and it's so creepy!

[Emmeline]

3 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Brandon is so punchable

He looks so much like the parents, yes I just want to punch that face.

[rideashire]

Julia is so starved for actual affection from this douche that the moment he says anything remotely nice she breaks out in tears. What an amazing match...

[magemaud]

Vaccine roll call, count off now! 

Pfizer?

Moderna?

J&J? 

Who got what?

Team Pfizer here

[OoogleEyes]

" You never be sad after tomorrow"

Brandon, don't write checks you can't cash

[Twopper]

I am a bit late as I am still at the breakfast table scarfing down the chicken parmesan and zucchini noodles I just cooked for dinner.  So I am not yet watching.   This season has been pretty boring for me especially since there are two couple i cannot watch at all, and I find most of the rest of the "cast" annoying.   

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

I can't stand Brandon's face. I just want to punch him in the throat. He is the worst. right after Andrew but before Mike. Maybe tied with Mike

I have to agree. Whenever I see his stupid chipmunk face I just feel the rage boiling up within me. 

[TazDevil]

The Parents Brandon must be out swinging

[Hotel Snarker]

“Julia’s being irrational.” No, Brandon, she’s voicing her concerns in a calm way. That’s not called being irrational, it’s called being an adult which you clearly are not.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, magemaud said:

Pfizer?

Going Thursday for my 2nd dose of Pfizer. 

[Gobi]

Nice mold in the bathroom.

[kacesq]

A bath? Wow, way to go all out, Brandon. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

No, stop, TLC. I don’t need to see them in the bathtub.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Arynm said:

I can't stand Brandon's face. I just want to punch him in the throat. He is the worst. right after Andrew but before Mike. Maybe tied with Mike

I like your rating system - it's real.

[greekmom]

That's one tiny tub

[Grifter Lives]

3 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

Why do Brandon’s parents have an actual loveseat on their outdoor patio? That’s not patio furniture. And I have a feeling it smells. Those people are nasty,

In addition to being swingers, the rumors are that they're doomsdayers.  We know they're hoarders.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Why do I suddenly think that Brandon is a furry?

Apple...Tree