S04.E13: Judgement Day/S04.E14: Tell All

[Drogo]

Colt and Larissa's journey continues as they prepare for the trial of her 3rd arrest; the tell all begins as the couples take a deep dive into the details of their most intense moments of the season.

[nytonc]

In which Larissa finds a new John man. 

Chantal is becoming quite the TLC diva. The new show is going to her head. I predict Chantal will eventually turn into Kate Gosselin. 

Edited July 22, 2019 by nytonc

[itsadryheat]

Everytime it goes to a commercial, I say to myself, why am I watching this?  Can I snark about them if I am watching?  

These people are awful, except for Larissa's lawyer who is from my homeland. Accent gave it away.

Eric, oh my. Over the top. Not buying what he is selling. But A for effort.

Case of wine to whoever said debbie and coltee should be on sMothered. I will be haunted by them for eternity. 

[steff13]

Larissa's new boyfriend seems a bit creepy.  Larissa's lawyer looks like he could be Russ's brother.  

[Iguessnot]

6 minutes ago, nytonc said:

In which Larissa finds a new John man. 

I wondered how she hooked up with someone so fast and I was shocked to see he was going to be filmed.

When they showed him twirling that rose, it was clear he has no sexual interest in her and this is just a famewhore's assignment.

[happy hobo]

Most boring tell-all ever!. Turns out this was one big commercial for (even more boring) Family Chantel.

Reminds me of Back to the Future part 2 which turned out to be one big commercial for the Part 3 "coming soon". 

[steff13]

Nicole looks cute.  

[TrininisaScorp]

You attract what you put out into the world, so Larissa finding someone creepy is no surprise.  He's better looking than Coltie, but if you found bodies in the backyard, I would NOT be surprised.

This tell-all is Jerry Springer level of trashy.  Maybe the trashiest one yet?  How does one measure?

Colt is just a dick.  My friend used to (thankfully, used to!) be married to an asshat like this.  He just talks and talks and is totally meaning to jab and start shit with anyone who is unfortunate to grace his presence.  Once I figured out his game, I didn't take the bait (even when he would say provocative, mildly racist shit) and it drove him crazy.  Everyone ignore Colt.  He'll implode (starting with his moobs, prob). 

Chantel and Pedro walked in keyed up...all producer driven to advertise for the upcoming Family Chantel?!  Man, they were coming in hot too.  

Nicole is my favorite awful delusional person.  She is a nut.  She rolls up in here by herself...again, and she continues to cast judgement and give advice to others.  Bitch?  You see how everyone looked at you when you offered mundane child advice?  No one cares, honey.  That said, Nicole hair is kinda cute.  

Also in the "stay in your lane, bitch" club are Pao and Russ.  How are you going to look down your nose at everyone when y'all got mad problems too?  I cannot with the espicy loudness of Pao's dress AND matching lipstick. Pick. One.  Not. Both. It isn't cute on you and this is 4K, hon.

Trashley and Jay...dude, it's a broken record...he's an immature cheater...she's a sadsack who groomed a 17 yr old.  Leave each other alone.  Gawd.  Can we not have them on another season?!  There is nothing else here. 

Andreii looks like a roided up ventriloquist dummy.  I cannot stop laughing when I see his bitchy expression and his bow tie. 

Edited July 22, 2019 by TrininisaScorp

[steff13]

Geez Colt riled everyone up. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

37 minutes ago, Iguessnot said:

I wondered how she hooked up with someone so fast and I was shocked to see he was going to be filmed.

When they showed him twirling that rose, it was clear he has no sexual interest in her and this is just a famewhore's assignment.

Yep - I said to my hubby:  "He likes being filmed WAAAAY too much."

17 minutes ago, TrininisaScorp said:

You attract what you put out into the world, so Larissa finding someone creepy is no surprise.  He's better looking than Coltie, but if you found bodies in the backyard, I would NOT be surprised.

This tell-all is Jerry Springer level of trashy.  Maybe the trashiest one yet?  How does one measure?

Colt is just a dick.  My friend used to (thankfully, used to!) be married to an asshat like this.  He just talks and talks and is totally meaning to jab and start shit with anyone who is unfortunate to grace his presence.  Once I figured out his game, I didn't take the bait (even when he would say provocative, mildly racist shit) and it drove him crazy.  Everyone ignore Colt.  He'll implode (starting with his moobs, prob). 

Chantel and Pedro walked in keyed up...all producer driven to advertise for the upcoming Family Chantel?!  Man, they were coming in hot too.  

Nicole is my favorite awful delusional person.  She is a nut.  She rolls up in here by herself...again, and she continues to cast judgement and give advice to others.  Bitch?  You see how everyone looked at you when you offered mundane child advice?  No one cares, honey.  That said, Nicole hair is kinda cute.  

Also in the "stay in your lane, bitch" club are Pao and Russ.  How are you going to look down your nose at everyone when y'all got mad problems too?  I cannot with the espicy loudness of Pao's dress AND matching lipstick. Pick. One.  Not. Both. It isn't cute on you and this is 4K, hon.

Trashley and Jay...dude, it's a broken record...he's an immature cheater...she's a sadsack who groomed a 17 yr old.  Leave each other alone.  Gawd.  Can we not have them on another season?!  There is nothing else here. 

Andreii looks like a roided up ventriloquist dummy.  I cannot stop laughing when I see his bitchy expression and his bow tie. 

I wanted Annnndddddrei to stand up and say "Welcome to Applebee's!  May I take your drink order?"  

Pedro, cut your losses and head to the DR.  Remember people:  Chantal started it with LYING about him being here as a student, not a K1.  Pedro said it was not a good idea but no, she plowed ahead and look where that got them.

[steff13]

I'm still watching, but I really want someone to tell Chantal what jerks her family members are. 

[ChiCricket]

You could not pay me enough money to watch the new shit show of family Chantel. Their voices make my ears bleed.🤢

[Coltee Gal]

7 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Pedro, cut your losses and head to the DR.  Remember people:  Chantal started it with LYING about him being here as a student, not a K1.  Pedro said it was not a good idea but no, she plowed ahead and look where that got them.

FACTS. She then shoved their impending nuptials down their throats a few days before the wedding. Who does stupid shit like that?

[hisbunkie]

Clearly, the only Einstein Karen ever read was on a bagel menu. 

[CraftyHazel]

I’m no Pedro fan, but Chantel and her family are so awful, so ignorant, and so delusional, that they’re not even fun to snark about.  Chantel never lets Pedro finish a sentence and is also just an unrepentant bitch.  Pedro needs to leave her ass, but of course, now that both families will be making $$ on their very own shitshow, he’s in it for the long haul.

[bobalina]

OMG Eric is soooo gay.

[Mrs. Hanson]

9 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

Clearly, the only Einstein Karen ever read was on a bagel menu. 

I looked at my hubby and said, "Wasn't that Newton?"  I mean, get your history straight, bitch.  The way Mother Chantal draaaaags out a thought or sentence with that stupid smirk....... so condescending,

[Polliwollidoodle]

Yes, in total agreement about Larissa's new honey. He was obviously trying way too hard and loving the camera way too much. Very NOT genuine.

I did think Nicole looked good- like I actually thought she is a pretty girl. I never saw it before.

[EarlGreyTea]

Just now, mayvenne said:

I did think Nicole looked good- like I actually thought she is a pretty girl. I never saw it before.

I agree. The stylist for the Tell-All needs to be put on retainer by Nicole, because every time they get ahold of her she looks great. I know she's lost a few pounds, too, and it looks good.

I can't be bothered to care about Pedro and Chantel's drama, since it was clearly an hour-long promo for The Family Chantel. You're not sucking me into that. I do have SOME standards.

[Mrs. Hanson]

3 minutes ago, mayvenne said:

Yes, in total agreement about Larissa's new honey. He was obviously trying way too hard and loving the camera way too much. Very NOT genuine.

I did think Nicole looked good- like I actually thought she is a pretty girl. I never saw it before.

Was he invited by production to be there?  If not, why is he there??  Oh wait......Drama, line 1!

[Hannah94]

2 minutes ago, mayvenne said:

I did think Nicole looked good- like I actually thought she is a pretty girl. I never saw it before.

She is dumber than a box of rocks, but I think she could be very cute if she cut her weight down. Her sister is adorable and looks exactly like her, only thinner. Not trying to throw shame on weight, but when you put yourself in the spotlight and you do not take care of yourself and you are a total idiot (Nicole), you are freeing yourself up to judgment on every level. IMO. And this is coming from a former fat girl. I was fat because I made bad choices and I didn't take care of myself. 

[CraftyHazel]

Nicole (Mae’s Mom, not Pedro’s sister) actually is kind of a cute girl.  I also feel like she has it in her to be sweet...like she tried to be, talking about babies with Pao and Libby.  Maybe I’m giving her too much credit, but I just feel like her self-esteem isn’t all that great and she clings to Azan despite his clear (to everyone else) disdain for her because he makes her feel  cute and cared about.  I mean, he doesn’t put any feeling or enthusiasm into them, but he does use a lot of the right words...”I like your hair”, “How’s Mae?”, “I love you too.”

[Kiss my mutt]

Larissa’s guy look straight from a casting agent. Made for tv. 

I’m dying to know to see the arrest records.  What in the world did she do to him. Seeing Colt lose his cool makes me wonder what really happened. He came across as abusive and combative to me. I cannot even look at Debbie. All I see is that wart on her face which appears to be growing. 

The spin off show looks atrocious. Nothing interesting about these people. It’s the same old shite every week. 

I agree, Nicole looked pretty tonight. I hope she continues with her weight loss. I think she would feel more motivated in life in general if she felt better about herself. I’m sick of her coyness about why Azan couldn’t come. 

Overall, this was a snooze. Thanks Tamron for nothing. Again. 

Edited July 22, 2019 by Kiss my mutt

[steff13]

25 minutes ago, bobalina said:

OMG Eric is soooo gay.

I got that vibe as well.

[Real4real]

I thought Coltee seemed like he was drunk—a mean drunk at that.  Ever since seeing him down that bottle, I wonder every time he’s on just how wasted he is.

[ChiMama]

2 hours ago, nytonc said:

Chantal is becoming quite the TLC diva. The new show is going to her head. I predict Chantal will eventually turn into Kate Gosselin. 

And like Kate Gosselin, she is ridiculous with an over-inflated perspective of her place in the universe (someone tell her she is NOT at the center of it). Everything is fake, and she whines the same stuff over and over and tries to overpower with volume and words. She's such a poser -- with her stupid head and hand gestures, on display cleavage, constant hair petting, and her totally undeserved superiority. The Family Chantel will NOT be on my viewing list -- too much of the same old, same old. An hour of people yelling and being hateful are not my idea of entertainment, even hate watching. And they're now going to go after the sister's boyfriend. No. Thank. You. TLC - do better.

Edited July 22, 2019 by ChiMama

[ChiMama]

1 hour ago, Iguessnot said:

When they showed him twirling that rose, it was clear he has no sexual interest in her and this is just a famewhore's assignment.

Every time he tried to kiss her, she turned her head and laughed. So not a real thing -- just a younger, slimmer guy with a home (allegedly) and a car to show up Colty (who is an ASS, buying a new car with AC AFTER Larissa leaves vs. before she arrives -- passive agressive misogynist creep). And Debbie is an evil bitch -- she really showed herself this week. Larissa is a user. Bet new "boyfriend" Eric wasn't told about her two kids in Brazil. And her friend of TEN YEARS (how?) Carmen is letting her live with her, rent-free? I smell several rats.

[bravofan27]

Larissa's new "boy friend" relationship is completely fake. Beyond fake. Faker than fake. But kudos for her for trying her best to look like she's doing okay and make Colt jealous, which I'm sure it did.

Oh Pedro. His dramatics. I saw a lot his sister in him, who is my least favorite person on TV. Not good. He's a bratty little child. Jay at least doesn't act like he's being constantly ordered to nap.

[ChiMama]

16 hours ago, steff13 said:

Nicole looks cute. 

She did! Her haircut is very flattering and it looks like she's lost a lot of weight, especially in her face. Too bad she's still a self-absorbed idiot though. Think of May, Nicole!

Edited July 22, 2019 by ChiMama

[Dobian]

2 hours ago, nytonc said:

In which Larissa finds a new John man. 

Chantal is becoming quite the TLC diva. The new show is going to her head. I predict Chantal will eventually turn into Kate Gosselin. 

Yeah, Chantal really showed her true bitchy, classless self with Colt before the show.  Don't worry about her turning into Kate, my wife and I already said we're not watching a show about these miserable people, and I'm sure a lot of people have the same idea.

[doyouevengohere]

Nicole DID look cute.  Her hair and make-up were great.  However, I thought she also looked as if she has gained much more weight; she was HUGE.  She seriously needs to think about her health.

Edited July 22, 2019 by doyouevengohere

[renatae]

1 hour ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I looked at my hubby and said, "Wasn't that Newton?"  I mean, get your history straight, bitch.  The way Mother Chantal draaaaags out a thought or sentence with that stupid smirk....... so condescending,

She is definitely an ignoramus  and difficult to watch. They are all an annoyance and bad actors as well. But I find Pedro's family to be vicious. I just want to laugh at Karen and her taser because I feel it's just a gimmick. If she actually uses it, of course I'd feel differently.

However, Pedro's mother actually said she would have beat up on everyone. His sister's outright glee at anything that could hurt Chantel is hard to take.Her family does things that work against the marriage, but I don't think their intention is to actually break them up, while Pedro's family actively is trying to break them up.

Pedro has definitely been long-suffering here and put up with a lot, there is no denying that. But he has a double standard about the families. He expects not to have to even lay eyes on her family, who have never said they don't want contact with him. Fair enough. I get it. On the other hand, even though his own despicable family doesn't want to see Chantel nor put her up in the house HE is paying for, he expects Chantel to grovel at their feet and try to make nice. He needs to drop the double standard and forgive her for her "rudeness." He also made her apologize to his family, while insisting he will never apologize for anything he did.

For her part, Chantel needs to HEAR him when he says he has told his family that he loves her and he has made his choice, and it is her.

Who am I kidding? That will never happen.

Edited July 22, 2019 by renatae

[bravofan27]

4 minutes ago, renatae said:

Pedro has definitely been long-suffering here and put up with a lot, there is no denying that. But he has a double standard about the families. He expects not to have to even lay eyes on her family, who have never said they don't want contact with him. Fair enough. I get it. On the other hand, even though his own despicable family doesn't want to see Chantel nor put her up in the house HE is paying for, he expects Chantel to grovel at their feet and try to make nice. He needs to drop the double standard and forgive her for her "rudeness."

That's for sure! He got into trouble when he walked off, so he buried his head in his hands or looked up at the ceiling to not have to look at them. It actually made me laugh. 

[Frozendiva]

None of them would ever think of going to a family counsellor for a few sessions to work all this out.

No, you do not have to like or love your inlaws or your family. They are working on their own crap/ However, to make this work they need to have some non toxic lines of communication. Otherwise, go to a costume shop or hair shop and buy a few cheap wigs to throw around.

Do wonder if after her arrests, Larissa spoke to anyone who spoke Portuguese. She is in a difficult place with no support. The police can see through a lot of nonsense. Not everyone who brings in a K1 visa spouse is an exemplary person - some are abusive and hold them as hostages of sorts. Colt and Debbie should have been spoken to about this - and separately.

[Emmeline]

2 hours ago, Iguessnot said:

I wondered how she hooked up with someone so fast and I was shocked to see he was going to be filmed.

When they showed him twirling that rose, it was clear he has no sexual interest in her and this is just a famewhore's assignment.

Why in the world would anyone think that?

[DNR]

It was hilarious watching Chantels kerfluffle with Coltee in the green room. She got her jab in but then was taken aback & tearfully offended when he didn’t react like Pedro : screaming , ranting . He reacted in his psychotic calm manner and she just wasn’t havin’ It.  She had ZERO comebacks too, it was sad. Chantal is really a dumb dumb.

i pray those two fools Chantal & Pedro never bring kids into that madness 

[Caseysgirl]

Eric is obviously from central casting but if he is real, I hope she’s worth. It. We all know she’s gold digger & rather volatile so good luck to him.

[Spike]

1 hour ago, steff13 said:

I got that vibe as well.

Plus he has a six pack.  Straight men like junk food too much for those.

[Spike]

43 minutes ago, doyouevengohere said:

Nicole DID look cute.  Her hair and make-up were great.  However, I thought she also looked as if she has gained much more weight; she was HUGE.  She seriously needs to think about her health.

Speaking of huge Coltie plopped down in the green room looked like he gained another 80 pounds just in the time since filming stopped.

[jumper sage]

1 hour ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I looked at my hubby and said, "Wasn't that Newton?"  I mean, get your history straight, bitch. 

3 minutes ago, Spike said:

Speaking of huge Coltie plopped down in the green room looked like he gained another 80 pounds just in the time since filming stopped.

When he sat down he "commanded" all the space on the couch.  He really does think he is the man.  Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

1 hour ago, Kiss my mutt said:

I’m dying to know to see the arrest records.  What in the world did she do to him. Seeing Colt lose his cool makes me wonder what really happened. He came across as abusive and combative to me.

I always thought that he and his mom were the ones gaslighting Larissa.

[vintagesac]

I totally agree about Coltee being a mean drunk, as Einstein said there’s a tree, and an apple and...awww Hell.

I loved how he spread himself across the couch in the waiting room, like some kind of giant, burgundy beanbag chair in a jacket. He’s gotten enormous. Larisssa’s new man is completely from central casting and most likee has a boyfriend.

No one wants to watch more of the Family Chantel! They all make me uncomfortable and I’m safely In my house. It’s like the Addams Family 2.0.

Speaking of Lurch, did you see Andrei’s face when Nicole dolled out parenting advice? He looked like he thought she was an idiot.

[magemaud]

48 minutes ago, renatae said:

For her part, Chantel needs to HEAR him when he says he has told his family that he loves her and he has made his choice, and it is her.

Chantel can't hear him because she's always talking over him! And everyone else! She made a very nasty comment to Colt then she had a hissy fit at him because he "disrespected" her? The whole second hour was just a set up for the dreadful new show. 

[magemaud]

Is that supposed to be a sexy pose? Eric's well developed pecs are almost drifting into moobs territory and he has the physique of a teenager. 

[Haute Messe]

2 hours ago, steff13 said:

I'm still watching, but I really want someone to tell Chantal what jerks her family members are. 

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree,  according to Mother Einstein.

2 hours ago, ChiCricket said:

You could not pay me enough money to watch the new shit show of family Chantel. Their voices make my ears bleed.🤢

I hope that nobody watches it and and it gets cancelled after one episode. 

1 hour ago, EarlGreyTea said:

I agree. The stylist for the Tell-All needs to be put on retainer by Nicole, because every time they get ahold of her she looks great. I know she's lost a few pounds, too, and it looks good.

I can't be bothered to care about Pedro and Chantel's drama, since it was clearly an hour-long promo for The Family Chantel. You're not sucking me into that. I do have SOME standards.

I actually felt sorry for the rest of the folks on those sofas who had to sit through the last half hour of the Chantal and Pedro show. Pedro looks like he's been eating his feelings. And Chantal may be so miserable due to back pain. Her chest is gargantuan and I bet she would be in better humour if she had a breast reduction.

I also never want to ever see Pao (and Russ by association) again. 

Oh, and instead of buying a new car with a/c,  Coltee should have bought Debbie some teeth.

[Haute Messe]

13 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Chantel can't hear him because she's always talking over him! And everyone else! She made a very nasty comment to Colt then she had a hissy fit at him because he "disrespected" her? The whole second hour was just a set up for the dreadful new show. 

Exactly.

[BoomerRumor]

44 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Chantel can't hear him because she's always talking over him! And everyone else! She made a very nasty comment to Colt then she had a hissy fit at him because he "disrespected" her?

"Disrespect" is a popular new term bandied about by those with no accomplishments who deserve zero respect these days.

[MakingBacon]

Count me in on the Eric not being into Larissa that way. I would love to meet his ex. If anything, all I could think about was Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs when he kept rubbing her skin. It was creepy. Also, who is dating someone for two months, know you are going to be filmed for a TV show and never google them? Yeah, not buying this is a real relationship. A guy who is a real catch isn’t dating Larissa. Then again, a real catch wouldn’t date any of the people on this show. I also don’t buy the friend of ten years. Larissa has repeatedly said she didn’t know anyone there and was alone but she has a good friend of 10 years living there? Was Eric reading off cue cards? I swear every seen was like it was filmed for a college project. I know it’s entirely possible but he is really gray for 26. 

I didn’t even watch the reunion because they are never as good as the previews make them out to be. I just read here instead. 

[Dobian]

Every time I watch one of these tell-alls I'm reminded of how this show goes out of its way to cast the most miserable, unlikable, and trashy individuals in order to generate ratings.  I don't know who I hated worse, Pao with her smug smirking whenever the other couples' dirt spilled out, Chantel who never shut up and kept talking over Pedro to the point where I wanted someone to put a gag in her mouth, or Chantel's mom who took a full minute to spit out the expression "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree", which would take most people about, I don't know, two seconds?

[magemaud]

Just some random thoughts from tonight

Ashley sat there alternating between glaring and crying the entire time.

Chantel wore her medium length eyelashes. 

Did Colt get contacts or LASIK surgery in addition to a new car? 

Poor Pedro, too depressed to even play his video games! 

[Dobian]

 

 

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4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Poor Pedro, too depressed to even play his video games! 

My guess is, he's so depressed he will be putting in a lot of hours on Fortnite this week!

 

 

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8 minutes ago, MakingBacon said:

Count me in on the Eric not being into Larissa that way. I would love to meet his ex. If anything, all I could think about was Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs when he kept rubbing her skin. It was creepy. Also, who is dating someone for two months, know you are going to be filmed for a TV show and never google them? Yeah, not buying this is a real relationship. A guy who is a real catch isn’t dating Larissa. Then again, a real catch wouldn’t date any of the people on this show. I also don’t buy the friend of ten years. Larissa has repeatedly said she didn’t know anyone there and was alone but she has a good friend of 10 years living there? Was Eric reading off cue cards? I swear every seen was like it was filmed for a college project. I know it’s entirely possible but he is really gray for 26. 

The guy looked like early 30s to me.  And he was totally just dating her because she is on a show and he wanted to get laid and get his face on tv.