S07.E22: Janine LIVE CHAT

[DC Gal in VA]

Hee. Dr. Now said "Supersized" wheelchair!😆

*****Shnort, Chuckle, Guffaw*****

[cmpbl]

Yeah she needs to stop!

[Guest]

JESUS with the caterwauling. 

Also, I don't see a single tear coming out of her eyes. 

[ShortyMac]

OMG, I'm so over the crying.

[ams1001]

Oh my leg!

[dreadfulLeigh]

1 hr in. Current mood: 90% 🙄, 10% 😒

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Someone tell the camera person we don't need crotch and ass shots.   The again, maybe they want to share the pain since they see it live.  I sense they drink heavily. 

[Stusan]

1 minute ago, cmpbl said:

She needs the firemen to help her

Who doesn't? Hubba, hubba!

[Pepper Mostly]

HERE IT IS! "Ow my leg!" Hello, old friend. 

[suev33 3]

They MADE me get up walking after surgery.  No questions asked.  It was you ARE getting up now.....Hurt like the devil, but it helps you heal quicker

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

I want to shake her

 Any time you have surgery, it hurts to get up and walk. You just do it. And it gets better. Either she is super pain averse or she really doesn't want to move forward. 

I'd be ready to slap her too!  It's both pain averse and not wanting to move forward.

[poeticlicensed]

Aw my leg! 

Ding ding!

[ProTourist]

35 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

What a whiner! 

Dr. Now hates the scooter.

He's just jealous. Everyone is jealous of Janine's groovy scooter! 😎

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, String Theory said:

WTF is up with her not wanting to attempt walking????  I think she's beyond Dr. Paradise at this point.

I bought a new TV last week - been fiddling with it - but tonight when Dr. Now talks it sounds kind of fuzzy.....or is he mumbling moreso than usual?  He's been talking a lot more than I ever heard him.

He brought her the "Supersized" wheelchair......still can't kick that habit.....Supersized for the Supersize.

It' not your TV, he mummblinn'

[Brooklynista]

Que theatro! The drama is strong with this one.

[mmecorday]

Girl, you're riding in a wheel chair, you're now having sextuplets.

[OoogleEyes]

NOT ONE FREAKING TEAR!

[ams1001]

She's breathing like she's in labor and she's being pushed in a wheelchair!

[hoosiermom]

She sounded like an insane cuckoo clock!

[Kid]

What a bullshitter she is! If they gave an Oscar for slinging bullshit, she would have a shelf full.

Tell her she gets NO food till she gets up.

Edited May 30, 2019 by Kid

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Tell me more...

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/12979/apricot-lentil-soup/

[QuinnInND]

2 minutes ago, Stusan said:

{Announcer voice}: Janine has SD*, but it is treatable!

(*Scooter Dependancy)

Moderate to severe.. 

[Snarkastikate]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

I want to shake her

 Any time you have surgery, it hurts to get up and walk. You just do it. And it gets better. Either she is super pain averse or she really doesn't want to move forward. 

Yes Janine.  It hurts.  But you must get the fuck up.  I've had many surgeries.  Push through it.   And I'll betcha she's on painkillers and still oh the drama!!!

[ShortyMac]

"Will you push my butt?"

[Guest]

"Somebody push my butt, please."

I'll have to remind myself to add this to the Quotes thread.

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, suev33 3 said:

They MADE me get up walking after surgery.  No questions asked.  It was you ARE getting up now.....Hurt like the devil, but it helps you heal quicker

"THE BED IS FOR SLEEPING!" I'll never forget those nurses chasing me out of bed after my fibroid surgery. God bless that woman.

[Azubah]

"Somebody push my butt, please."

I think that's actually new.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Someone push my butt please" is surely going to enter the My 600 Pound Life quote hall of fame. 

[parrotfeathers]

My mom always told me "can't never could."

[Caoimhe]

She is so disgusting with the screaming and tearless crying.  People who have much worse pain than she has make less fuss.

Edited May 30, 2019 by ThereButFor

[CircusPeanuts]

 Oh my leg !

whimper

whimper

whimper 

[7EasyPayments]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah, it hurts. You just had surgery. Its not going to NOT hurt! Jesus, this mewling bundle of excuses is exhausting. 

Mewling !!! Great vocab word and excellent usage ! Score !!!

[WhitneyWhit]

I hope this place offers their PT's chiropractic care

[dreadfulLeigh]

8 minutes ago, Twopper said:

I was at the grocery today, and I guess they had stocked up again since the Monday holiday.  Also there were lots of signs in the fruit section about the organic items being scarce for some reason--maybe weather related?

I probably spent 5 minutes looking for a decent package of grapes, but they all looked oldish.  Last week I got them when they were putting in the new packages, and the grapes were much better than they sometimes are. 

Of course, if I followed Dr Now the freshness of grapes would not be an issue.

Grapes have looked terrible here lately. Whatever will I eat with my yogurt and crackers??

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

JESUS with the caterwauling. 

Also, I don't see a single tear coming out of her eyes. 

She needs to see an ophthalmologist about her tear duct problem. No one drop with all that crying. 

[poeticlicensed]

Oh my God I cant take the crying and complaining. Theres a damn reason you are supposed to get up after surgery. Many reasons 

[littlebennysmom]

4 minutes ago, Stusan said:

{Announcer voice}: Janine has SD*, but it is treatable!

(*Scooter Dependancy)

Also the other form of SD, Sniveling Dependency.

[hoosiermom]

Damn it! She is frightening my dogs!

[Gbb]

“Mah knee ain’t havin’ It! Mah knee ain’t havin’ It! Mah knee ain’t havin’ It! Mah knee ain’t havin’ It!”

[Carboncat]

10 minutes ago, suev33 3 said:

I though you couldnt wear nail polish during surgery.  I couldn't wear any when i had mine.....unless things have changed🤔

Yes, they told me that too!  but it was December...

[dreadfulLeigh]

*coughs historic personality coughs* Aaaaiiihhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeee

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am glad they are wearing gloves.  That was her bare ass they were pushing. 

[poeticlicensed]

The screaming. Geez

[Concerned]

She’s realizing this is all her life will ever be. No walking. No recovery. No Yellow Brick Road.

[sainte-chapelle]

My mom had knee replacement and they made her get up and walk the next day. It hurt like hell but they said it greatly reduces the risk of blood clots, which can kill you.

[CringeWatcher]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Aw my leg! 

Ding ding!

Motion to add “ow! My layg!” to the Bingo card.

[QuinnInND]

God her screaming! Stfu woman! 

[parrotfeathers]

I hate those TLC ads with the screaming kids.  No I don't want to watch your ill mannered toddlers throw hissy fits.

This lady is putting me in an ill humor.

Edited May 30, 2019 by parrotfeathers

[aliya]

Lord. Sirens went off again. Five tornado warnings in the area. Now big thunderstorms coming through (I think that's what the siren is for). 

Well, if you're not freezing to death in the winter, you're hiding from tornadoes in the spring. One of the tornadoes is around the Amana colonies - as in Amana refrigerators and lots of handmade wooden furniture. Nice day out for the tourists if there's no tornado coming through. 

[Twopper]

Just now, dreadfulLeigh said:

Grapes have looked terrible here lately. Whatever will I eat with my yogurt and crackers??

Oranges with sugar free jam.