Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup

[AZChristian]

24 minutes ago, toodles said:

No kidding.  Pewwwww.  

Clint's mom is my new hero.  That is all.

Yeah . . . when she wouldn't even give him a ride home - BRAVO, Alice.  Stick to your guns.

[sempervivum]

🤣 at Tommy not informing Tony that the white suit coat is at least 2 sizes too big on him. That glaring white will do great things for his sweaty red face, too. 

Glad to see Angela using her mad 'intervention specialist' skills to smack back Tony's attempt to guilt her about the proposal. Tony, are you realizing now that you'll never escape the Eye of Sauron Angela? 

Maria literally looks old enough to be Forehead's mother. 

I would bet cash money that Sarah and Forehead used no protection. And was anyone else skeeved out by the thought of him and Avianna sleeping together?

Aw, Alice's little dachsie is a sweetie pie. I can't even imagine how awful it must be to have your only child turn out to be CLINT.

 

[Spike]

1 hour ago, sempervivum said:

🤣 at Tommy not informing Tony that the white suit coat is at least 2 sizes too big on him. That glaring white will do great things for his sweaty red face, too. 

Glad to see Angela using her mad 'intervention specialist' skills to smack back Tony's attempt to guilt her about the proposal. Tony, are you realizing now that you'll never escape the Eye of Sauron Angela? 

Maria literally looks old enough to be Forehead's mother. 

I would bet cash money that Sarah and Forehead used no protection. And was anyone else skeeved out by the thought of him and Avianna sleeping together?

Aw, Alice's little dachsie is a sweetie pie. I can't even imagine how awful it must be to have your only child turn out to be CLINT.

 

Maybe Clint has siblings who don’t want to be on the show.

[Empress1]

Tony, Tommy doesn’t need to kill you. He can just call your parole officer & tell him about the prostitutes. Recognize that you have neither power nor leg to stand on in this situation & shut up.

I knew Sarah & Michael fucked. Maria is ridiculous- I actually miss Megan. I actually found it refreshing that Michael was like, yeah, I’m a player who keeps women around just in case.

Brittany is a bad actress.

Clint’s parents’ house is so nice. Clint sucks. He’s a 60-year-old man (you can’t tell me he’s not 60) all “Mooom, can you give me a ride home?” Clint’s mom for the win! 

[Spike]

1 hour ago, Empress1 said:

Tony, Tommy doesn’t need to kill you. He can just call your parole officer & tell him about the prostitutes. Recognize that you have neither power nor leg to stand on in this situation & shut up.

I knew Sarah & Michael fucked. Maria is ridiculous- I actually miss Megan. I actually found it refreshing that Michael was like, yeah, I’m a player who keeps women around just in case.

Brittany is a bad actress.

Clint’s parents’ house is so nice. Clint sucks. He’s a 60-year-old man (you can’t tell me he’s not 60) all “Mooom, can you give me a ride home?” Clint’s mom for the win! 

I bet production paid for the uber. You know his credit cards are maxed out.

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

I am really only concerned about Clints dog, the others can go f#ck themselves

[hookedontv]

21 minutes ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

 

I am really only concerned about Clints dog, the others can go f#ck themselves

 

I’m with you, I am concerned about Both Clint’s dog AND cat. These people can’t take care of themselves let alone fur kids. 
I was happy to see Marcelino and Brittney’s grown white dog, we didn’t see it when Brit stupidly brought the little puppy home. I thought they got rid of the older dog for the pup. These 2 fools shouldn’t have any pets, let alone be bringing more kids into the world. 
 

No redeeming qualities about any of the couples. Andrea is pathetic, controlling, always has a puss on her face and is hard to be around. She’s never happy! Lamar should just go back to LA and make visitation arrangements with his daughter. 
 

Tony looked like such a doofus in the oversized white suit! 
 

 

 

[Kangatush]

Huffy Tony is in contention to be my new spirit animal.

[ethalfrida]

Frankly, I like Michael.  If you watch him closely you can see he approaches each of them only basedon what they want to give. He is what we call slick, a player, smooth, glib... and basically, he has a lot of self control. He is only willing to appear how he wants to be seen.

I mean, seriously, The three ladies are pimping themselves. 

sarah has two children and can hardly afford to give Michael anything. She should keep her distance between the kids and him. She had no business going to that hotel. But I think she is operating under her misinterpreted view of badass Black women, complete with the annoying Black-ccent.

[Spike]

19 minutes ago, ethalfrida said:

Frankly, I like Michael.  If you watch him closely you can see he approaches each of them only basedon what they want to give. He is what we call slick, a player, smooth, glib... and basically, he has a lot of self control. He is only willing to appear how he wants to be seen.

I mean, seriously, The three ladies are pimping themselves. 

sarah has two children and can hardly afford to give Michael anything. She should keep her distance between the kids and him. She had no business going to that hotel. But I think she is operating under her misinterpreted view of badass Black women, complete with the annoying Black-ccent.

Yet the actual block woman on the show, Andrea, does not use a black-ccent.

[Kroliosis]

So are Megan & Maria Sarah’s sister wives - being Michael’s emotional wives and all. Do you think Andrea is jealous? 😃

[renatae]

23 hours ago, RealReality said:

What the hell is that, a zoot suit for the summer time gangster?

Brittany and Marcelino, time for a break!

I noticed the shopkeeper had a sour look on her face. Watching sweaty Tony try on the goods made me cringe, and Tommy looked like he crawled out of the non-permapress rag bag. Poor shopkeeper probably had to fumigate.

Lacey is such a sleaze. She is emotionally disloyal at all times, but has found her excuse in Shane's pre-engagement night dalliance. What a nut job. I'm trying not to call names, but she is such a trashbox.

I laughed out loud at Andrea saying living in different states is bad for your sex life. She makes him sleep on the couch! Did she have some alternate sex ed?

Sarah is so excited she was able to have sex with Forehead. Once again, what is it about this loser that attracts women?

 

 

[renatae]

22 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

Playing the smallest violin for Michael's "stress" juggling all these women.

These people have come up with so much double standard gibberish that I spent most of the night loudly laughing and shouting at them. I do think Michael's stress took the cake, though!

[Spike]

14 minutes ago, renatae said:

23 hours ago, RealReality said:

 

I noticed the shopkeeper had a sour look on her face.

It looked like a Goodwill or Salvation Army thrift store.  There were housewares and crap lining the shelves.

[Jeanne222]

I always tape them then fast forward through the ones I hate!

I watched this shit show in 10 minutes last night!

[OoogleEyes]

23 hours ago, Spike said:

Jesus Christ in what kind of world do two men fight over Angela? 

Thr same world that women fight over Fivehead

[RealReality]

44 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

I always tape them then fast forward through the ones I hate!

I watched this shit show in 10 minutes last night!

So that means there is someone likeable on this show?  Who is it?

[Spike]

19 minutes ago, RealReality said:

So that means there is someone likeable on this show?  Who is it?

Various pets.

[Adeejay]

11 hours ago, Spike said:

Maybe Clint has siblings who don’t want to be on the show.

Clint is an only child, which I find worrisome. Maybe it’s because I watch shows like “Snapped” and “Dateline”.

[Armchair Critic]

13 hours ago, sempervivum said:

was anyone else skeeved out by the thought of him and Avianna sleeping together?

I didn't want to go there but my thought was since Sarah puts up with Michael sleeping with other women, I could see her sacrificing her daughter to keep him around. Also Michael seems to have no conscience and a high sex drive. ugh.

[Jeanne222]

8 hours ago, RealReality said:

So that means there is someone likeable on this show?  Who is it?

I sometimes give Laceys dad a look as he gives his beloved daughter fatherly advice.  He seems somewhat wise but the look on Laceys face at the thought of doing something with a bit of common sense is priceless!

She's so wrapped up in the Shane and Shon drama she can't wait to return to her fur lined bed to expose her breasts on her phone!

Even I'm tired of looking at her tired old titties!

[KateHearts]

On 3/6/2020 at 9:40 PM, candall said:

Brittany wants to split, but that's not an option when you have 2.6 babies.

 

Sidenote:  I think Brittany's so pretty.  Her story is manufactured and awful and boring, but I still like looking at her.  😊<----embarrassed emoji

I watch her ITMs and think, "Where is her neck?"  Although she does have pretty hair (and knows it; goes to great lengths to splay it across her shoulders).

[JenE4]

10 hours ago, RealReality said:

So that means there is someone likeable on this show?  Who is it?

Tennison and Nyla are my personal favorites. But Andrea’s one of the worst, so it’s a balance of having to listen to Andrea’s histrionics to catch a wise snap back from Tennison.

[Pepper Mostly]

On 3/6/2020 at 12:52 PM, hookedontv said:

I'm going to call myself Squee Bitch from now on. Just sayin'...

If I was signing up for Primetimer today my handle would be Squee Bitch, no question. 

So, its a race to the finish to see who will have two men fighting over her first, Lacey or Angela? Angela must be beside herself with glee. 

I absolutely died laughing at Tony in that way too big for him white suit. (Anyone else reminded of David Byrne? Just me?). "Oh yeah, that looks GREAT". Snerk. 

Andrea is exhausting, and her kids must roll their eyes so much they see their own brains. Can you just see her, waiting all day for someone to come check on her? She carefully disarranges her covers, messes up her hair, whips up a few tears, and prominently displays the box of chocolate. I'd have burst out laughing. Her friend is far kinder than I. 

[hookedontv]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

(Anyone else reminded of David Byrne? Just me?).

Absolutely, except this show “stop(ped) making sense” from the get go.  Still love David Byrne, he was on SNL last week and did “Once in a Lifetime.”

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Andrea is exhausting, and her kids must roll their eyes so much they see their own brains. Can you just see her, waiting all day for someone to come check on her? She carefully disarranges her covers, messes up her hair, whips up a few tears, and prominently displays the box of chocolate. I'd have burst out laughing. Her friend is far kinder than I. 

Perfect description. She waits in her bed for people to come Pay attention to her and to take care of her. Andrea talks in her “slow talk” and drives me crazy. I’m rolling my eyes too. It’s always all about her. 

[AZChristian]

37 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I absolutely died laughing at Tony in that way too big for him white suit. 

I thought the concept of a white suit for a beach wedding was good.  However, when one shops at a second-hand clothing store, one gets to choose from what they have.  In this case, they had one of Jackie Gleason's old suits.

[sempervivum]

18 hours ago, ethalfrida said:

Frankly, I like Michael.  If you watch him closely you can see he approaches each of them only basedon what they want to give. He is what we call slick, a player, smooth, glib... and basically, he has a lot of self control

Who is this 'we' you speak of? I'd call him manipulative sociopath. He's self-controlled because he's amoral. He doesn't feel things the way a normally-socialized person does.

18 hours ago, ethalfrida said:

sarah has two children and can hardly afford to give Michael anything.

I don't think any of these women is rolling in bank, but if he can find enough of these low self-esteem sadsacks, the little bit each gives is enough to allow him to live job-free. He's not attractive or interesting enough to attract a single wealthy patron, so poor Forehead has to go through the 'stress' of juggling a whole menagerie of losers in order to keep himself in headbands and droopy acid washed jeans.

Edited March 8, 2020 by sempervivum
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[Spike]

42 minutes ago, sempervivum said:

Who is this 'we' you speak of? I'd call him manipulative sociopath. He's self-controlled because he's amoral. He doesn't feel things the way a normally-socialized person does.

I don't think any of these women is rolling in bank, but if he can find enough of these low self-esteem sadsacks, the little bit each gives is enough to allow him to live job-free. He's not attractive or interesting enough to attract a single wealthy patron, so poor Forehead has to go through the 'stress' of juggling a whole menagerie of losers in order to keep himself in headbands and droopy acid washed jeans.

Like Lamar, Michael is a wannabe rapper waiting for his big break lol.

[Empress1]

1 hour ago, sempervivum said:

Who is this 'we' you speak of? I'd call him manipulative sociopath. He's self-controlled because he's amoral. He doesn't feel things the way a normally-socialized person does.

I don't think any of these women is rolling in bank, but if he can find enough of these low self-esteem sadsacks, the little bit each gives is enough to allow him to live job-free. He's not attractive or interesting enough to attract a single wealthy patron, so poor Forehead has to go through the 'stress' of juggling a whole menagerie of losers in order to keep himself in headbands and droopy acid washed jeans.

Is employment a condition of parole?

[AZChristian]

7 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Is employment a condition of parole?

"Seeking" employment probably is.  He probably just fills out applications and hopes he doesn't get any interviews.

 

[Oldcrone]

1 hour ago, AZChristian said:

He probably just fills out applications and hopes he doesn't get any interviews.

 

I beg to differ. No doubt, he has someone from his list of "females " to fill them out for him. I doubt he can even spell his own name. Could you imagine a phone interview with Mumbles? 

 

[OoogleEyes]

7 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Andrea is exhausting, and her kids must roll their eyes so much they see their own brains. Can you just see her, waiting all day for someone to come check on her? She carefully disarranges her covers, messes up her hair, whips up a few tears, and prominently displays the box of chocolate. I'd have burst out laughing. Her friend is far kinder than I. 

That was hilarious! It's like she read "How To Look Depressed" in some magazine 

[AZChristian]

16 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

That was hilarious! It's like she read "How To Look Depressed" in some magazine 

She must have been really depressed.  She took off her false eyelashes.

[Scout Finch]

I really, really, really hope that Andrea's kids shut her down with a unanimous vote to go back to California!

[RealReality]

24 minutes ago, Scout Finch said:

I really, really, really hope that Andrea's kids shut her down with a unanimous vote to go back to California!

Me too, I know it's too much to hope for and I've been burned before but it would be pretty hilarious if she was crying over that next week.  

I'm still confused as to why everyone acts like the decision is between a ghetto in Los Angeles and a suburb in SLC.  Southern California is HUUUUUGE, and it has Mormon churches, affordable housing and suburbs.  There is so much to do, so many easy drives to get to someplace great.  

Cars are a thing (but don't let nyla drive) and there are so many museums and cultural sites in so. Cal.  I realize SLC has some amazing stuff too, but it's hard to imagine it has as much of that to offer as so. Cal.  

The Getty museums alone, the natural history museum, the children's museum, even just walking around the hauntingly desolate part of old LA.  This is something I've done, but only with a guy as big as Lamar.  The diamond district.  Hollywood and highland.  Skiing, snowboarding, beaches, black santa!!!!

Edited March 9, 2020 by RealReality

[bichonblitz]

So far we have seen Brittney slap Marcelino

Lacy slap Sean

Andrea hit (attack) Lamar

I'm sure there's more, can't remember. 

Why is this ok? I find it disturbing.  I know these guys are dicks but could you imagine if they were doing the hitting? The violence needs to stop on this shit show. The network needs to reign this in. 

 

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, bichonblitz said:

So far we have seen Brittney slap Marcelino

Lacy slap Sean

Andrea hit (attack) Lamar

I'm sure there's more, can't remember. 

Why is this ok? I find it disturbing.  I know these guys are dicks but could you imagine if they were doing the hitting? The violence needs to stop on this shit show. The network needs to reign this in. 

 

I agree.  I also hate that none of these women are even remotely apologetic or ashamed.  Lacey made some asshole comment about how girls need to learn how to slap a guy from her.  

And Andrea is bigger than Lamar, so it's not some dainty miss hitting a strong guy. 

And I really really find it disturbing because in Lacy's case, and probably Andrea's she knew damn well be couldn't even protect himself or hed be hauled back on a parole violation.  Lacey was downright taunting chon about it.  She is such garbage. 

[Scout Finch]

Since Chon and Shane are both on parole and can go back to jail for domestic violence, and she loves playing them against each other, I wonder if there's a small part of her that might think going back to prison would be the ultimate measure of devotion. "He obviously loves me the most if he's willing to risk going back to prison for me!"

[hookedontv]

On 3/8/2020 at 6:06 PM, AZChristian said:

She must have been really depressed.  She took off her false eyelashes.

Andrea is just so unpleasant all around, to listen to and to look at. She is the epitomy of a "Debbie Downer" she just sits there wringing her hands, waiting for someone, anyone, to "attend" to her. Andrea speaks really slow and seems to be enjoying playing the victim. She can't even put on her own makeup. I think her children are so smart because their mother is a walking set of directions of what NOT to do in life.

[RealReality]

4 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Andrea is just so unpleasant all around, to listen to and to look at. She is the epitomy of a "Debbie Downer" she just sits there wringing her hands, waiting for someone, anyone, to "attend" to her. Andrea speaks really slow and seems to be enjoying playing the victim. She can't even put on her own makeup. I think her children are so smart because their mother is a walking set of directions of what NOT to do in life.

She kinda reminds me of Cheryl in that way.  I think they both navigated towards imprisoned men because they are too unbearable for normal guys and a guy in jail can't just take off on them when they get to be too much. 

[DanaMB]

On 3/9/2020 at 8:52 PM, bichonblitz said:

So far we have seen Brittney slap Marcelino

Lacy slap Sean

Andrea hit (attack) Lamar

I'm sure there's more, can't remember. 

Why is this ok? I find it disturbing.  I know these guys are dicks but could you imagine if they were doing the hitting? The violence needs to stop on this shit show. The network needs to reign this in. 

 

Yes.

Also, I thought Brittney slapping Marcelino looked totally staged which makes it even worse. That means production is encouraging this awful behavior. I hate the double standard.

[Spike]

1 hour ago, DanaMB said:

Yes.

Also, I thought Brittney slapping Marcelino looked totally staged which makes it even worse. That means production is encouraging this awful behavior. I hate the double standard.

He didn’t flinch and the camera angle seemed odd.

[cooksdelight]

When Andrea starts with the hysteric theatrics I have to remind myself she is a professionally trained actress. Not sure how “professional” that training was, however.

And that was definitely a staged slap from Brittany.

[AZChristian]

10 hours ago, cooksdelight said:

When Andrea starts with the hysteric theatrics I have to remind myself she is a professionally trained actress. Not sure how “professional” that training was, however.

And that was definitely a staged slap from Brittany.

I'd be willing to use the term "experienced actress" because of her prior reality show performances.  If she was "professionally trained," she needs to get a refund on her lessons.

[hookedontv]

4 hours ago, AZChristian said:

I'd be willing to use the term "experienced actress" because of her prior reality show performances.  If she was "professionally trained," she needs to get a refund on her lessons.

From the clip here and there from "Stage Moms," Andrea was an out of control stage mom who looked to raise her voice and get somewhat physical (if I recall correctly, at the very least huffing and puffing her way around, getting in people's faces). She's ridiculous, how can anyone take her seriously. 

[MISTIE]

It's trashtastic Friday! Let the dumpster fires begin!

[Leilani]

Wedding planner in overall instills confidence, yes.

Edited March 14, 2020 by Leilani

[kacesq]

Lord is this the finale? These people exhaust me lol.

[Leilani]

Cold Shoulder top, ✔️

[kacesq]

Ah nothing says soulmates like not even knowing the guy who will be your beloved’s best man....