Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup

[OoogleEyes]

Glorietta's natural eyebrows are much more attractive than the clown brows she favors 

[Maybeitsme]

So isn't it weird to anyone else that Lacey and chane would start out skating and say wouldn't this have been fun with the kids? Like so this is a total setup for chane telling Lacey that he cheated before they got married so she could storm out

But in real life they might actually take the kids skating 😂

[Armchair Critic]

I would rather have had a few more minutes of show instead of this Glorietta update rehash.

Edited February 15, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[Spike]

56 minutes ago, RealReality said:

Spaghetti? Fancy!

Spaghetti with water feature.

[Friday]

Lacey says while they're skating, we should bring the kids here because they would have so much fun.  Ya think, you selfish bitch.

Here chest does look larger, and more deformed.  Kind of looks like she has balloons instead of breasts.

[candall]

Glorietta?  Hmm.  I must say, she hasn't crossed my mind since her last segment.  But that mother of hers was AWFUL.  

[Spike]

31 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

First if Meagan was a virgin how she know, second I don't care how "well hung" yeahright that little MF is there's no way. He has the very least appeal.  I can't imagine how he talks anyone I n to a relationship.  First he's a mush mouth I can hardly understand him and when does make his speech clearer he makes no sense 

There can be an optical illusion where a short guy with an average one looks big,  Kinda like how they hire porn actresses with little hands.

[Maybeitsme]

How long have you been muslin? Or did she say musalin She is crazy anyway.  I'm very surprised Glorietta is so calm and composed but she's probably had to deal for years with her moms crazy

3 minutes ago, Spike said:

There can be an optical illusion where a short guy with an average one looks big,  Kinda like how they hire porn actresses with little hands.

I guess that might explain some of it

[Spike]

22 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

That rollerskating place looks like a popular place, looked like there were 6 other people there. 

The floor looked very hard and Chane hit it like three times in a row.  I thought people wear padding nowadays.  When I would go it was all Ring My Bell by Anita Ward and I Want Your Love by Chic.  Oh and Making It by David Naughton.

[Leilani]

On second watch, no neck Andrea's 'choker' is more of a chin strap.

Edited February 15, 2020 by Leilani

[Spike]

22 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Lacey looks like she took a vacuum cleaner to her lips before filming.  The show went by too fast for once, we need 2 hours of this train wreck.

She looks like one of those fish that attach their mouths to the side of the aquarium.

22 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Chane has to quickly pull off his skates and put on his boots to chase after Lacey. It would have been infinitely better had he gone careening after her on the skates, grabbing onto her bumper and being dragged across the parking lot.

Skitching!  You can do that in the snow without skates.

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, Spike said:

She looks like one of those fish that attach their mouths to the side of the aquarium.

This made me chuckle,  hell I'm still chuckling 

We need 2 hrs for sure, these folks HA 

[Armchair Critic]

6 minutes ago, Spike said:

When I would go it was all Ring My Bell by Anita Ward and I Want Your Love by Chic.  Oh and Making It by David Naughton.

Sounds like my skating parties, I remember skating to Tragedy by the Bee Gees. Good Times. When I took my daughter to her school's skating party they played Miley's 'Wrecking Ball' and all the 10 year olds were singing along. oh my. LOL

[Spike]

10 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Sounds like my skating parties, I remember skating to Tragedy by the Bee Gees. Good Times. When I took my daughter to her school's skating party they played Miley's 'Wrecking Ball' and all the 10 year olds were singing along. oh my. LOL

I just want to clarify that I was extremely young.

[Maybeitsme]

6 minutes ago, Spike said:

I just want to clarify that I was extremely young.

That's fine, we don't judge each other 😎

[Leilani]

Lacy should be arrested for indecent exposure at the skating rink, what kind of cleavage takes up the whole upper body.

Edited February 15, 2020 by Leilani

[Spike]

10 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Lacy should be arrested for indecent exposure at the skating rink, what kind of cleavage takes up the whole upper body.

Maybe artificial parts are exempt from decency laws.

[cooksdelight]

Shane, you could have kept that little tidbit to yourself, ya know? How did you think she was going to react, kiss you and hold you all night??

Brittany will not be allowed to see her kids without the parents’ permission and the kids are OK with it. She should let them come find her if that’s what they want.

Sarah needs to get some Xanax, stat. All that yelling and screaming out in the yard was really high class. Michael wants nothing to do with being a father, and he can go live at Disneyland if he thinks any judge is going to give him custody.

I feel a little sorry for Josh. No way would I marry someone who goes off at the drop of a hat the way Cheryl does. If she ever got her hands on a gun ....

[Leilani]

Britney's story doesn't make sense. If she had children at 15 and 16 wouldn't the hospital be involved, wouldn't she be qualified for housing and assistance?

How convenient the 30 year old pedo will be released soon and available for filming.

Edited February 15, 2020 by Leilani

[Leilani]

Wow I missed this in the first viewing but Angela says they were'nt 'sexually active' when the FIRST prostitute happened, and she's hoping that will change. So all this time, Tony still hasn't given her the dack.

[Adeejay]

I hate to admit this, but I think John is sexy as heck. He can do so much better than Lacey. But, like he told his sister, she is who he wants.

Maria needs to stay out of Sarah and Michael’s business. 

Tracey recently won over $15,000 at a casino. Clint is livid because she didn’t give him a dime.  I have a feeling most, if not all of it is gone by now.

[Armchair Critic]

2 hours ago, Spike said:

I just want to clarify that I was extremely young.

It's nice to have you posting here Catherine Zeta Jones.

[CouchTater]

7 hours ago, Adeejay said:

I hate to admit this, but I think John is sexy as heck. He can do so much better than Lacey. But, like he told his sister, she is who he wants.

(sheepishly raising hand)  Now that I know I'm not alone, I can stand and say "John is sexy!"  Poor guy is hung up on a hot mess, though.  Grant, I'm not attracted to ladies, but what the heck does he see in that human blow-up doll?  

Also, I'm catching up on comments now and you all are cracking me up!  Thank you for giving my Saturday a great start.

Special shout-out to @Spike, who was on fire!

Edited February 15, 2020 by CouchTater

[Spike]

1 hour ago, CouchTater said:

(sheepishly raising hand)  Now that I know I'm not alone, I can stand and say "John is sexy!"  Poor guy is hung up on a hot mess, though.  Grant, I'm not attracted to ladies, but what the heck does he see in that human blow-up doll?  

Also, I'm catching up on comments now and you all are cracking me up!  Thank you for giving my Saturday a great start.

Special shout-out to @Spike, who was on fire!

Which is not the same as flaming.

if Chon had a different personality, the ladies would be knocking down his door.  Handsome and can fix your HVAC?  Swoon!

Edited February 15, 2020 by Spike

[Keywestclubkid]

Angela he would rather pay hookers off then have sex with you. That has to tell you something. Good god 

[DanaMB]

13 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

This sounds evil but the best thing would be for Michael to get busted and stuck in jail for a long time.

But then stupid Sara will be sucked right back in supporting him more. She can’t stand to let him go. He has way too much power over her and I. don’t. get. it. 

Edited February 15, 2020 by DanaMB

[Keywestclubkid]

Yes take her to court to see your girls lol dude do you really think any judge in their right mind would give you unsupervised visitations? You would still only see them for hours at a time and then you would have to get a job and pay child support. This 5 headed motherfucker is stupid as fuck 

[Keywestclubkid]

Aww I had my 13 birthday party at a skating rink. 

[sempervivum]

I was hoping that roller-skating Lacey would land on her giant plastic butt and we'd hear a loud 'boing' and then see her bouncing up to the ceiling.

11 hours ago, Leilani said:

Britney's story doesn't make sense. If she had children at 15 and 16 wouldn't the hospital be involved, wouldn't she be qualified for housing and assistance?

Yeah, I rolled my eyes at her tearful 'I had to beg on the streets for food for my baby' crap. 

Sarah has a cute little cottage in what appears to be a semi-rural area; I bet her neighbors can't believe their bad luck that this dummy chose their neighborhood to act our her trashy (extremely LOUD) drama.

[cooksdelight]

1 minute ago, sempervivum said:

Yeah, I rolled my eyes at her tearful 'I had to beg on the streets for food for my baby' crap. 

There may not be any other children. Sharp Entertainment is famous for making up storylines for their people to carry out.

[Spike]

23 minutes ago, sempervivum said:

 

I was hoping that roller-skating Lacey would land on her giant plastic butt and we'd hear a loud 'boing' and then see her bouncing up to the ceiling.

 

That gave me an idea how she can supplement her income.  Rent herself out as a bounce house at block parties.  Or at least a “tramp”oline.

[Oldcrone]

Thank you SPIKE for the spit take and loud guffaw!!! Still laughing....tramp-oline!!! You are my hero for the day!!

[Friday]

4 hours ago, CouchTater said:

(sheepishly raising hand)  Now that I know I'm not alone, I can stand and say "John is sexy!"  Poor guy is hung up on a hot mess, though.  Grant, I'm not attracted to ladies, but what the heck does he see in that human blow-up doll?  

Also, I'm catching up on comments now and you all are cracking me up!  Thank you for giving my Saturday a great start.

Special shout-out to @Spike, who was on fire!

I agree Chone is attractive; but his attraction to blow-up dolls as a potential mate is a definite turnoff.  It's sad that Chone and Chane can't recognize that they are never going to be happy with a woman like Lacey, who craves male attention and will never stop looking for the next best thing.  She's not going to be happy until someone loses their life over her.

I absolutely cannot stand to watch Britney and Marcelino; I either ff through their scenes or mute if I can't ff.  For me they are the most unlikeable out of all of them, and boring, and her pursuing her innocent children just pisses me off big time.  That's incredibly selfish on her part; she's giving zero thought to what is best for them.  Does she plan to try to parade them in front of a reality tv camera?  Is she that despicable???

I also kind of tune out when Andrea and Lamar are on, although I like Lamar and wish he would drop all the excess baggage he was unfortunate to collect when he hooked up with Andrea.  I think it's unreasonable to expect someone who is incarcerated to be under your complete control when they are released.  Give them a little room to breathe, bitches!

[Empress1]

Michael is right that Sarah wants him. I did feel bad for her when she was sobbing that she didn't know what to do - at the core, she's young and she's in a shitty position and I do think she's overwhelmed. Like, she thought her life was going to go one way, it's going a completely different way, and she's in her feelings about it. I get it. She seems to need a lot of help.

Maria is ridiculous. Chick, you are number three. She knows about Megan and she's still this smug? Please be seated. Be seated in a hair salon and get your roots touched up (though she should really ditch the blonde, it clashes with her skin). Also is she missing half of one eyebrow?

John's sister has Lacey pegged. I swear, all the siblings of these people have good sense. I chuckled when she was basically like "I never liked that wench." Lacey trying to take the moral high ground when she cheated on John with Shane and cheated on her kids' father with John is really fucking rich. She's 100% going to fuck John and blame Shane for it, because that's her MO.

Every time Angela and Tony are on the screen, I think "if you have to do all this to be together this early, it's not worth it." 

4 minutes ago, Friday said:

[Brittany] pursuing her innocent children just pisses me off big time.  That's incredibly selfish on her part; she's giving zero thought to what is best for them.

I also wonder if she's prepared for the possibility that those kids won't want anything to do with her. She's a stranger to them. None of the adoptees I know have or want relationships with their birth parents. Brittany seems to have an attitude of "once I find them, we'll have a relationship" and that's not a given at all.

Edited February 15, 2020 by Empress1

[Spike]

46 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

 

Michael is right that Sarah wants him. I did feel bad for her when she was sobbing that she didn't know what to do - at the core, she's young and she's in a shitty position and I do think she's overwhelmed. Like, she thought her life was going to go one way, it's going a completely different way, and she's in her feelings about it. I get it. She seems to need a lot of help.

 

She needs to find a nice boring guy who doesn’t mind helping to raise someone else’s kids.  Not another bad boy, those days need to be over.

[AZChristian]

First step in visitation for Michael and Sarah is that transfers from parent to parent need to be done at the police station.  And if the non-custodial parent (Mr. Mushmouth) is more than 10 minutes late in bringing the kids back, the cops ought to go looking for him because he'd be in violation of the court order.

Let's see how often he'll go and pick them up under those rules.  Sarah would never have to deal with him ever again.

[Friday]

4 minutes ago, Spike said:

She needs to find a nice boring guy who doesn’t mind helping to raise someone else’s kids.  Not another bad boy, those days need to be over.

Unfortunately be the time Sarah figures this out she will be visiting her own kids in jail.  

(I'll be showing myself to the gasoline soaked drawers dispenser.)

[SevenCostanza]

So is Queen Meghan out of the picture for good now?  I thought I saw some preview where she was taking a pregnancy test.    I wonder if they're going to add Maria's picture up there too with Forehead's other women.

I found this episode kind of dull, a lot of repetition.  

[sempervivum]

Andrea and Lamar's situation is basically impossible. It's not feasible for both of them to compromise. Rationally, Andrea should move to LA, even though she hates it-she's already been able to find work there, and I assume there's a LDS community there (maybe even some black members). Lamar, OTOH, would be totally isolated in SLC- there's very little in the way of a black or rap community, and he'd be leaving all of his family behind.

He seems to want to do the right thing by the kids (even though 2 of the 3 aren't his); his big mistake was telling Andrea that he'd move. If he actually did, that is.

Can you imagine what Angela smelled like when she crawled into bed with Tony, after hours spent out in the car smoking thousands of cigarettes? Oy. And how can a trailer home in MISSISSIPPI not have central air?

Despite that guy supposedly being her trusted pastor, he didn't know about her relationship with Tony (which has been going on for 3-4 years)? Another one who wants to get in on that sweet, sweet reality show money.

[Spike]

8 minutes ago, SevenCostanza said:

So is Queen Meghan out of the picture for good now?  I thought I saw some preview where she was taking a pregnancy test.    I wonder if they're going to add Maria's picture up there too with Forehead's other women.

I found this episode kind of dull, a lot of repetition.  

And then the question whether it’s Roc’s baby.

 

[RealReality]

5 minutes ago, sempervivum said:

Andrea and Lamar's situation is basically impossible. It's not feasible for both of them to compromise. Rationally, Andrea should move to LA, even though she hates it-she's already been able to find work there, and I assume there's a LDS community there (maybe even some black members). Lamar, OTOH, would be totally isolated in SLC- there's very little in the way of a black or rap community, and he'd be leaving all of his family behind.

He seems to want to do the right thing by the kids (even though 2 of the 3 aren't his); his big mistake was telling Andrea that he'd move. If he actually did, that is.

Can you imagine what Angela smelled like when she crawled into bed with Tony, after hours spent out in the car smoking thousands of cigarettes? Oy. And how can a trailer home in MISSISSIPPI not have central air?

Despite that guy supposedly being her trusted pastor, he didn't know about her relationship with Tony (which has been going on for 3-4 years)? Another one who wants to get in on that sweet, sweet reality show money.

I think the Andrea / Lamar situation has an easy fix.  Move to the inland empire.  Suburban area, cheaper housing, Mormon churches, close to LA, more diverse, but probably enough condescending white people for Andrea to feel right at home 🙄

[Scout Finch]

I must be missing something because John/Cheryl were mentioned last episode and again tonight, in addition to Glorietta, but I never saw those scenes.

I felt really bad for Sarah except for one bitchy moment I had when she was asking, "I don't know what's right or wrong anymore!" and I responded: "To start with, your eye makeup is wrong."

Why the heck did they not have Michael and a new Maria panel swinging into place when he was going back to the hotel, instead of the Michael and Sarah ones again? Impatiently waiting for the Maria panel so I can really laugh my ass off at the rotation every week.

Edited February 15, 2020 by Scout Finch

[ethalfrida]

There is a huge LDS community in Los Angeles and Orange County, including the temples.. Andrea is insincere and a complete phony, control hungry nag. The way she cussed him last week was not the work of someone who actually cares what her children think. Lamar should just move back to Los Angeles and be done with her. Yes, he comes across as more sensible, caring and even smarter than she.

 

[Jeanne222]

On 2/11/2020 at 9:23 PM, candall said:

I'm right there with you.  I thought the introduction of "Maria" was the highlight of tonight's episode. 

Fascinating. 

Why would anyone choose to be exposed on national television as the dumbest woman on the planet?

$$$$$$$    

[Friday]

29 minutes ago, Scout Finch said:

I must be missing something because John/Cheryl were mentioned last episode and again tonight, in addition to Glorietta, but I never saw those scenes.

I felt really bad for Sarah except for one bitchy moment I had when she was asking, "I don't know what's right or wrong anymore!" and I responded: "To start with, your eye makeup is wrong."

Why the heck did they not have Michael and a new Maria panel swinging into place when he was going back to the hotel, instead of the Michael and Sarah ones again? Impatiently waiting for the Maria panel so I can really laugh my ass off at the rotation every week.

There was a 11-minute update on Glorietta after the main episode, it was a 71-minute episode in total.  Sadly, she's thinking about hooking up with Alex when he's released.  Of course we have no idea what his thoughts are on that yet.  

[KateHearts]

18 hours ago, Maybeitsme said:

Did she just say she had to spy on Tony and he needed a baby sitter? Oh no, so she really wants a man she can totally control? Sorry Ang but this might be your problem 

I believe her quote was, "he needs to be babysitted."

[KateHearts]

18 hours ago, Kroliosis said:

As much as I think Sarah is a dumbass & embarrassing with that ‘accent’ her pain really breaks my heart. 

I don't see pain. I see acting and wanting to carry out her "story line." 

She can do the right thing: get custody of the kids. He is NOT going to be responsible, he has only shown up for a few days since he was released, he is carrying on with who knows how many women, he is not contributing to them financially.  

She pays for his phone, offers to fly him up to visit, and then makes a giant act of copying phone bills, yelling and screaming, and pretending that she can get him to understand. Between the two of them there's barely one person's amount of common sense. She rages on, he has reason to call her crazy, he calls her bitch to incite her, she continues to pay for his phone.  It's pointless. He could never scrape enough money on his own to fight for custody and we all know that. She is supporting the kids and she should continue on as the single mother she is. It's not good for her girls to have the expectation that he is going to be involved.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 hour ago, Spike said:

And then the question whether it’s Roc’s baby.

 

Who she absolutely did not kiss.  Okay, they kissed. But they didn't do anything more.  Okay, there was groping. But that was it. Okay, they . . . . . . It's immaculate conception!  

[KateHearts]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Who she absolutely did not kiss.  Okay, they kissed. But they didn't do anything more.  Okay, there was groping. But that was it. Okay, they . . . . . . It's immaculate conception!  

Or to borrow from Andrea, "the baby was conceived by the Holy Spirit."

[IvySpice]

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Britney's story doesn't make sense. If she had children at 15 and 16 wouldn't the hospital be involved, wouldn't she be qualified for housing and assistance?

No, there isn't free housing for 15-year-old moms in Nevada (or anywhere?) even if the hospital did a great job providing expert social workers, which most do not. If anything, they might have tried to put Brittany herself into foster care. Most of the time nothing happens to people who impregnate underage girls, and most of the time the system does little to help the victims.