Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup

[Leilani]

I thought it was interesting when Marciano mumbled 'they gave him a chance', then Brittney went full on victim but not a single tear was shed.

[Armchair Critic]

Maybe I have too high of standards (ha) but once I found out he was lying up with prostitutes I wouldn't get near him again.

[LucyEth]

What is with all the disgusting smacking noises every time these people kiss.  It's sickening.

 

[RealReality]

Yuck, did Tony even get an STD test?  

[candall]

I was a child support enforcement judge and I'd be pleased to tell Mumbles that the custodial parent largely DOES make all the rules.  If he doesn't like the way it's all shaking out, the courts are available to help figure out some of the details--like monthly support, visitation, etc.

 

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Brittany is depending on this show for money but I hope they don't put them on another season, they are the most boring of the couples.

Me too, it's so rare when someone is both desperately doing anything for attention and horribly boring.  We are giving up josh and Cheryl for this snoozefest of Brittany and Marcelino.

[Kroliosis]

Just now, RealReality said:

Me too, it's so rare when someone is both desperately doing anything for attention and horribly boring.  We are giving up josh and Cheryl for this snoozefest of Brittany and Marcelino.

Mmm seeing Chon & Josh would make my Valentine’s Day. Dear God what is wrong with me!?!

[Spike]

34 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I read that Megan said Michael was well hung (I told you we need a barf face response on here...LOL)

Of course If she was a virgin what is her point of comparison?

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Brittany is depending on this show for money but I hope they don't put them on another season, they are the most boring of the couples.

Their story line is boring, but I never get tired of looking at all that thick shiny red hair.  And sometimes Marcellino will say something so arrogant, I score a good belly laugh.

[Armchair Critic]

Akward. Brother Joey is going to be in for an ear full with these two. I hope he's not easily shocked.

Edited February 15, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[Maybeitsme]

35 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I read that Megan said Michael was well hung (I told you we need a barf face response on here...LOL)

First if Meagan was a virgin how she know, second I don't care how "well hung" yeahright that little MF is there's no way. He has the very least appeal.  I can't imagine how he talks anyone I n to a relationship.  First he's a mush mouth I can hardly understand him and when does make his speech clearer he makes no sense 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, I'm sure talking with the preacher will help 

[RealReality]

"ohhhhhhooo'

Angela's friends with Michael chertoff?

[candall]

But Tony has an addiction!!!  It's not his fault, it's a disease!  Did he forget to tell the pastor that part?

[OoogleEyes]

His parents got divorced? Why doesn't he weigh 600 lbs?

[Leilani]

Tony another one with the red eyes no tears syndrome.

[Kroliosis]

I need a pic of Maria with 42, dancer written below. 

[kacesq]

Ugly Maria can have several seats. Stay out of his family issues. You are one of many, many women.

 And it’s his fucking fault, Maria. He’d rather chase cheap ass than spend time with those kids.

[Armchair Critic]

Oh shut up side chick "it's not your fault". Yes it is Michael's fault!

[Leilani]

Maria is mannish.

[Friday]

14 minutes ago, Kroliosis said:

Sarah get a lawyer & a therapist. 

And not necessarily in that order.

[RealReality]

LOL, this bitch is a straight up deadbeat enabler "it's not your fault that you don't see your children..."

[LucyEth]

Words of wisdom from another brain trust

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Ugly Maria can have several seats. Stay out of his family issues. You are one of many, many women.

 And it’s his fucking fault, Maria. He’d rather chase cheap ass than spend time with those kids.

Maria is a butterface and I'm not even sure her body is that nice.  

You go right into court Michael.  I wish you would try to go to court and argue for custody. 

[Leilani]

Michael is gross and someone tell TLC we don't need any kissing scenes with any of these ex felons and their crazier mates.

[Armchair Critic]

This sounds evil but the best thing would be for Michael to get busted and stuck in jail for a long time.

[kacesq]

Yeah good luck with that, Michael. You will get a support order along with that custody order.

Maria, Sarah may be pathetic but she is his wife and he’s the father of her kids. So shut up.  

I need Meghan to put Maria in her place, dammit. 

[OoogleEyes]

Michael going  to court for custody of his daughters.That is fucking hilarious!!

[LucyEth]

Did Maria just say Sarah will get a visit from her?  If so is she kidding who the hell is she to butt into the situation.

[candall]

I just can't produce the lighthearted snark with Michael.  I dislike him so much he makes my skin itch, like lice.

 

CUSTODY?????  Oh, yeah, you give that a shot, Mumbles.

[Maybeitsme]

Maria is a real catch 😅😅😂😂

[JenE4]

Maria says Sarah is going to get a visit from her?!? Oh, this should go well.

[Leilani]

Maria makes me like Sarah and her blaccent more.

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Did Maria just say Sarah will get a visit from her?  If so is she kidding who the hell is she to butt into the situation.

Violence is not the answer, but Maria is really asking for an ass whipping. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Leilani said:

Maria makes me like Sarah and her blaccent more.

Maria makes me like Sarah AND Meghan....

i fully support the two of them putting Maria in her place....

What a surprise! Lacey has left her kids with her dad! She so rarely has time away from them....

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

Maria makes me like Sarah and her blaccent more

Sarah acts tough but it is a front, this Maria just seems like straight up trash

[RealReality]

" my kids are with my dad" as if thats some abnormality

[Kroliosis]

Are lacys boobs bigger? Gee her kids are With her dad? So unusual

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Sarah acts tough but it is a front, this Maria just seems like straight up trash

Maria would beat the shit outta her 

[JenE4]

I love this roller disco music. Who knew there were still roller rinks around?! This is bringing me back to childhood.

[Armchair Critic]

That rollerskating place looks like a popular place, looked like there were 6 other people there. 

[kacesq]

Lord, Lacey looks unattractive tonite with the hair pulled back, puffed up lips and crap earrings....

[candall]

Oh my gosh, I completely forgot last week's cliffhanger--Chain cheated on Lacey!

 

Is that a watch?

[Armchair Critic]

I thought maybe Lacey went back to a more natural color but it's probably just the dark roots on the underside of her bleached hair. That long hair on her looks witchy.

[Leilani]

Lacey looks like she took a vacuum cleaner to her lips before filming.  The show went by too fast for once, we need 2 hours of this train wreck.

[Kroliosis]

I’m over violent women getting passes. 

[JenE4]

Chane has to quickly pull off his skates and put on his boots to chase after Lacey. It would have been infinitely better had he gone careening after her on the skates, grabbing onto her bumper and being dragged across the parking lot.

[Leilani]

Glorietta looked 'prettier' in the updated talking head.

[RealReality]

Ugh, more manufactured Brittney and Marcelino storyline next week.  Booooooooo, I want goddess and crazy cheryl!

[LucyEth]

Till next week, goodnight!

[candall]

Ha, Lacey scored a Get Out Of Jail Free card.  She can ditch this 22-year old jobless loser and blame it on his infidelity.  

 

And miracle of miracles, it happened before she got pregnant.  YAY