Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup

[goofygirl]

Lawdy!  Marcellino ain't winning!  WTF??  And seriously, Lacy and Chon... Ugh. Lacy and Chane... Ugh.  Maybe it's LACY???

Andrea is completely full of crap, as usual.

[Kroliosis]

Marcelino is an asshat and needs subtitles. 

[Armchair Critic]

Mormons don't usually drink Mountain Dew Andrea

[RealReality]

 Spit it out Andrea!

[OoogleEyes]

Oh. I'm with Lamar. Just spit it out!

[goofygirl]

It's a....... condom???? HUH??

[Armchair Critic]

BINGO! Condoms was one of my guesses.

[LucyEth]

OMG!  Andrea!

[Keywestclubkid]

I made a baby with him in a prison closet!! How dare he!!

[Armchair Critic]

OMG beating the damn horse, here we go with Lizzie & Scott........

[goofygirl]

I really thought it was a blunt.  How gauche of me!

[Kroliosis]

Sarah you aren’t that smart to manipulate anyone 

and stop w the damn violence by women 

[Leilani]

Lamar gonna say one of his boys borrowed the jacket and the condom wasn't his.

Edited February 22, 2020 by Leilani

[HorrrGoodnight]

Oh Joy, we finally get to hear Megan sing 🙄

I felt for Sarah a little bit in the therapy session but raise your hand if you think Sarah is doing this counseling shit to try and feign some existence of a marriage between her and Michael. 

Idk why I was surprised that Tracey is 'Goddess' in Clint's phone. 

Andrea is really rocking back in forth in her bed.  Her kids even think she's best shit crazy.

Did Josh's mom call Cheryl a Gotdamn twig??When you tell somebody you hope they go to hell and they respond "I probably will".... 😆😂

Lacey the Hor got her lips freshly done to go see Chon. He's not mad that she got married but mad that she got Chane tattooed on her 🤔

[JenE4]

Andrea punched Lamar into the cameraman! Normally I wouldn’t be entertained by domestic violence, but that was pretty funny to see the three of them tumbling like dominoes.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

I really thought it was a blunt.  How gauche of me!

How dare you think that somebody in this high class show would have one?!

Edited February 22, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[kacesq]

Lizzie just can’t put those fake boobs away, can she? Also...kindly note the appearance of yet another cold shoulder top....a pox on whoever came up with that “trend”...

[Armchair Critic]

Lizzie isn't getting out of jail? Well isn't that a shame... said nobody besides Scott.

[LucyEth]

Till next week or Sunday for those of you who watch 90 day fiancé!

[Jade Foxx]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Andrea punched Lamar into the cameraman! Normally I wouldn’t be entertained by domestic violence, but that was pretty funny to see the three of them tumbling like dominoes.

Not buying Lamar had two used condom wrappers in his pocket. I smell producer shenanigans!

[Leilani]

Lizzie with the cleavage should call up Lacey for some tips on how to be a video ho.

[candall]

Andrea knocking Lamar ass over teakettle while the cameraman goes leaping for higher ground will have to tide me over for the week. 

 

At least I don't have to look at that nasty little grifter, Lizzie, anymore.  For the love of heaven, woman, COVER UP.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

Lizzie with the cleavage should call up Lacey for some tips on how to be a video ho.

She's a prison selfie ho

[Leilani]

Who leaves a used condom wrapper in their jacket though, wouldn't that be one of those things you make sure to trash as soon as possible, even if you're single.

Edited February 22, 2020 by Leilani

[goofygirl]

Y'all make me laugh out loud!!  Been kinda puny this week and this big old bellylaugh is JUST what the doctor ordered! Thanks you guys!!

[Leilani]

That was too quick, now this is a show that needs two hours.

[candall]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Y'all make me laugh out loud!!  Been kinda puny this week and this big old bellylaugh is JUST what the doctor ordered! Thanks you guys!!

Feel better.  CUNFriday.

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Who leaves a used condom wrapper in their jacket though, wouldn't that be one of those things you make sure to trash as soon as possible, even if you're single.

I don't even leave candy bar wrappers around, these people need to learn to hide the evidence!

[Friday]

25 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Can we get one episode when Sarah doesn't cry? At least no blaccent so far.

Sarah needs to write a letter to her father.

This would have been the perfect opportunity for a cross-over episode with Dr Lola.

[Leilani]

1 minute ago, Friday said:

This would have been the perfect opportunity for a cross-over episode with Dr Lola.

Michael around Dr. Lola would be interesting.

Edited February 22, 2020 by Leilani

[lasandi]

25 minutes ago, Jade Foxx said:

Not buying Lamar had two used condom wrappers in his pocket. I smell producer shenanigans!

Me too.  Wtf r the wrappers in his pocket for.  Who saves the wrappers??.

[goofygirl]

Stoopid???

[RealReality]

42 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Lamar gonna say one of his boys borrowed the jacket and the condom wasn't his.

I now like to call that "the Ronald defense"

90DF cross reference.

[sempervivum]

Why are we seeing (mostly) old footage of Scott and Lizzie? I can't believe anybody in the audience was begging for that. 

How does Sarah change diapers with those extremely long fake nails? 

How awful is Lacey that she's actually making me feel sorry for Chane.

[Leilani]

I've seen more smokers in this episode then I see all year in my real life.

[RealReality]

5 minutes ago, sempervivum said:

Why are we seeing (mostly) old footage of Scott and Lizzie? I can't believe anybody in the audience was begging for that. 

How does Sarah change diapers with those extremely long fake nails? 

How awful is Lacey that she's actually making me feel sorry for Chane.

Lacey is a trashbag, but her plans are falling into place perfectly.  Chane cheats on her, giving her the perfect excuse to sleep with another man.  Since she is the "victim" she won't be in the wrong. 

Chon is out of jail and hasn't been out long enough to find another woman to turn his head. 

Now Lacey can finally get the Chon and chane fight she has wanted for years now. Lacey will be gleefully texting her friend about how heartbroken she is that she is the reason malicious wounder chane and recovering drug addict Chon went back to jail.  

I suspect there has to be producer intervention because this is all too perfect. 

And just LOL at Lacey.  She loved chane so much and was so heartbroken over him cheating that she waited all of ten minutes to get in her car and drive to Chon.  

I've seen roadrunner make a more subtle exit. 

Edited February 22, 2020 by RealReality

[Leilani]

OMG Sarah has been seeing this lady since she was fifteen and is out here making these life choices.

This lady needs a 1 star rating on Yelp.

Edited February 22, 2020 by Leilani

[Spike]

2 hours ago, Leilani said:

We are not falling for that clip of a woman opening the door to Marciano as anything but him going to a poker game inside the house.

Megan the fake virgin is corny.

Yes although it would be a good twist if she were his madam and he escorts on the side.

[Spike]

2 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Lacy is TRASH. .... 

That would explain the hefty bags on her chest. 

[Spike]

1 hour ago, Caseysgirl said:

Who framed all the pictures of Clint & Tracy?  It doesn’t seem like they do anything but use drugs, have sex and get arrested, when did they have time to do all that framing?

One of them should work at Michael’s for the employee discount.

[Spike]

2 hours ago, kacesq said:

Didn’t they already have dogs? What happened to them? And sure, money is tight let’s take in a dog.

The pit bull that lived in a cage. 

[Spike]

2 hours ago, LucyEth said:

I hope Cheryl remembered to take her son

Drives to Michigan, parents ask her where he is.  Oh.

2 hours ago, kacesq said:

Watching skinny ass Michael with a ratty t shirt, barely enunciating and all forehead...and he has three women panting after him. Three. Damn.

He used the word transpire.  

2 hours ago, Leilani said:

Can we get one episode when Sarah doesn't cry? At least no blaccent so far.

Sarah needs to write a letter to her father.

Why did they show a pic of Eric Stoltz in Mask when they were talking about Sarah’s mom?

Edited February 22, 2020 by Spike

[Spike]

2 hours ago, kacesq said:

Wait, she got custody without him getting notice? 

The reviled ex parte hijinx.

1 hour ago, Leilani said:

Lamar gonna say one of his boys borrowed the jacket and the condom wasn't his.

Or he fills them with drugs and up his poop chute to foil the TSA.

[Spike]

2 hours ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

 

Oh Joy, we finally get to hear Megan sing

 

Just because you’re built like Aretha doesn’t mean you can sing like her. 

Edited February 22, 2020 by Spike

[Spike]

1 hour ago, RealReality said:

Since she is the "victim" she won't be in the wrong. 

Fake tit for tat.

1 hour ago, Leilani said:

OMG Sarah has been seeing this lady since she was fifteen and is out here making these life choices.

This lady needs a 1 star rating on Yelp.

Did the therapist say yay or nay to dating Ludacris?

[Adeejay]

Tennison cracked me up. “I feel sorry for Lamar. See you later, Lamar. I hope.”

Lacey must be the only woman in town; which is why John can’t stay away from her.

[mamadrama]

WTF is wrong with me? I think Chon and his voice are hotter than hell. It's the white trash side of me coming out...

[renatae]

7 hours ago, Friday said:

Lacy's photo caption reads model.  I think it should read as "Model, wink wink"

I'm so sick of her egotistical posing that at this point, I'd label it "Ho." She will spend the rest of her life, as long as she can, playing one man against another. In the meantime, her kids just fade into the background of her life.

[renatae]

7 hours ago, Friday said:

She should just get Occupant tattooed there.  Or current resident.

Hahaha haha! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

[zenme]

9 hours ago, Spike said:

Yes although it would be a good twist if she were his madam and he escorts on the side.

My guess is Marcelino is male stripping. Didn’t he do that before, or was it just modeling? Or maybe that was Clint...
Were those wrappers, or were they unopened? It’s hard for me to tell. I thought guys put condoms in their wallets. Oh the embarrassment had Lamar taken his jacket to the dry cleaners!