There was not NEARLY enough coverage of that puppy.
I've never heard of Captain D's, but now I want to try it when I'm in the region. I'm quite impressed with the assortment of healthy options there. But even if Drew wanted to splurge, it's striking that he went all the way down the rabbit hole. These folks just cannot do moderation. You could get the cornmeal-breaded fish with veggie sides, or get a kid's meal to have a smaller portion of the bad stuff. Nope, he had to get an old-fashioned feast with chicken AND fish AND corn on the side for maximum carbs.