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  1. IvySpice

    S02.E13: Sorry, Not Sorry

    You can't buy heroin at the prison commissary. So Lizzie may be full of it, but she's not claiming that Scott put $90k in her commissary account. Both the money and the heroin go in and out of the prison via guards with a side business. She probably hooked Scott up directly with her supplier.
  2. IvySpice

    Family By The Ton

    There was not NEARLY enough coverage of that puppy. I've never heard of Captain D's, but now I want to try it when I'm in the region. I'm quite impressed with the assortment of healthy options there. But even if Drew wanted to splurge, it's striking that he went all the way down the rabbit hole. These folks just cannot do moderation. You could get the cornmeal-breaded fish with veggie sides, or get a kid's meal to have a smaller portion of the bad stuff. Nope, he had to get an old-fashioned feast with chicken AND fish AND corn on the side for maximum carbs.
  3. IvySpice

    S07.E08: Maja's Story

    LOL! I love a good World War II reference. Right. Maja has a personality disorder big enough to fill her gigantic body. She's vacillating between terror of abandonment and driving everyone in her life out the door. Christian is her whole source of happiness or the whole reason she's failing at life. Her father may be the one who created this monster, but we don't know. She's just not a reliable narrator.
  4. IvySpice

    S07.E08: Maja's Story

    Projection much? "Christian, this is all your fault! Nobody else's!" OK, Maja, I'm glad we cleared that up.
  5. IvySpice

    S02.E11: She Has To Go

    Marcellino can gtfo with his homophobic, lesbian-bashing BS. There's nothing magic about your dick. They can buy one in a store if that's what they're into. I'm a straight girl, and I'd dump any idiot who thinks that boning=satisfaction. If a man holds on to that idea past the age of 16, he's never listened to any woman in his life.
  6. IvySpice

    S07:E06 Lacey's Story

    Count me impressed that the friends in Bay City were sticking around at all after Lacey basically shut herself in the house for 8 years. I'd have given up on my friend by that point if she wouldn't do anything to help herself with her depression. I'd find that kind of depression contagious. I took this as an indication of the excess skin (and maybe stretched-out muscles and insides) she's always going to have. Even after skin removal, they never look like a person who's always been thin.
  7. IvySpice

    S07.E04: Justin's Story

    I hope the producers are listening. I'm sure that they seek out the craziest trainwrecks they can find, and heaven knows we love us some trainwrecks around here, but there's a real audience for uplift, too. More like this one, please!
  8. IvySpice

    S07.E04: Justin's Story LIVE CHAT

    Because they moved to Texas together to get Justin's life restarted. It's the delivery room for the new Justin.
  9. IvySpice

    S08.E05: 'Til Mud Do Us Part

    Yeah, what's up with that? It sounds like her "active lifestyle" is all about looks, not health or enjoying the activity. Keith looks remarkably good in a bathing suit for such a sedentary guy. If she would just focus on them having fun together, she's got much better prospects of keeping Keith active long term.
  10. IvySpice

    S07.E04: Justin's Story

    Wow. This isn't weight loss. This is a resurrection. Fly, Justin, fly!
  11. IvySpice

    S07.E03: Robin's Story

    Well...they can't, not the way they did before. Even if they learn to like the taste of healthy food, they need to give up using food to numb out the pain in their lives. All of us who love to cook and make our gorgeous salads and seafood and whatnot are experiencing that part of our lives pretty differently from these addicts. If the food continues to be their medicine for all that ails them emotionally, then they aren't going to be successful no matter what they're eating.
  12. IvySpice

    S08.E05: 'Til Mud Do Us Part

    Fitted silhouette, yes. Fitted to Kate's body, no. It was super unflattering.
  13. IvySpice

    S08.E05: 'Til Mud Do Us Part

    I have been actually repulsed in an intimate situation and went to some lengths to try and hide my reaction until I could politely get the guy out of my house and tell him the next day that I didn't think we were a good fit. And that was a naked situation, not a kiss. And we weren't MARRIED. And even if I had told him what I was really thinking, ZERO people were watching. Jesus. How cruel do you have to be? On a completely unrelated note, I was stunned to see how petite and perky Kate looked in her bathing suit. It really illustrated how bad a lot of her other choices were -- especially the wedding dress. It added 40 pounds to her frame. She has a cute figure! I'd never have known.
  14. I say about Kasich what others have said, correctly, about Pence. Kasich is what happens in a democracy when you lose. Trump is what happens when you lose your democracy. So I'll take an American adult who's wrong on every policy question over a Russian puppet man-baby all day long and twice on Sunday.
  15. IvySpice

    S08.E04: Strangers in Paradise

    I don't blame Kate for Luke's lack of interest, but IMHO, there's no excuse for wearing a frumpy nightdress on your wedding night. I've been married for years, but if a film crew was going to tape us in bed together on an ordinary night, I'd still wear something prettier.