Dear Diary: Question Of The Day(s)

[festivus]

The Jester of Grumble

Boring. I have renamed myself Sheena Queen of Quarantinea

#rebrand

[AgentRXS]

Baron Von Hypochondria

Now I have a new nickname for my step-brother. He's quarantined himself in his room his entire adult life (leaving only for food or work) because he is sure he's allergic to everything under the sun.

[JTMacc99]

[Annber03]

Weirder than a hungry cat at the state fair pageant. 

I may have to actually keep this phrase to use for real, that's kinda funny. 

[FormerMod-a1]

Louder than a hungry cat with a shopping cart.

[jewel21]

More twisted than a family reunion with a flamethrower. 

[Annber03]

1 minute ago, jewel21 said:

More twisted than a family reunion with a flamethrower. 

I would have so many questions about such a reunion...:p. 

[raven]

Weirder than a family reunion in cowboy boots.

Jeez I got a boring one!

[formerlyfreedom]

Worse than a live armadillo on a motor boat.

Yeah, that ain't right.

[Annber03]

I love that you were actually able to find a photo for your phrase. The internet is a truly amazing place. 

[Browncoat]

Meaner than your uncle in cowboy boots.

I'm guessing those boots have spurs.

[ABay]

Hotter than a live armadillo at a rodeo.

[MargeGunderson]

Angrier than a dead catfish at a rodeo (I assume this is a nod to the little known cowboy mafia).

[SweetieDarling]

Angrier than a wet dog at a monster truck rally.

That sounds like something Sandy would say on SpongeBob. 

[GaT]

Weirder than your uncle in the river

 

[AgentRXS]

Meaner than a cup of coffee in a chicken coop.....Okie dokie

[ratgirlagogo]

Sweeter than a hungry cat in a chicken coop. 

Damn but that is weak.  If I can't imagine Jim Ross hollering it at a wrestling match it just doesn't seem like much of a Southern catchphrase.

"he's serving up a restaurant-quality slobberknocker!"

"he's stompin a mudhole and walkin it dry!"

"he's runnin like a scalded dog!"

[KWalkerInc]

Weirder than a pulled pork sandwich in cowboy boots!

[JTMacc99]

13 hours ago, raven said:

Jeez I got a boring one!

Me too:  Louder than my cousin in cowboy boots. 

 

[ABay]

Amending mine to: Hotter than an armadillo at a squirrel rodeo:

 

[OtterMommy]

Cuter than your uncle on a Sunday!

[Brookside]

"Sweeter than soggy underwear at a barbeque."

I am officially grossed out and need icecream to get over it.

[tribbles]

sweeter than fresh cornbread in a bowl of chili

[JTMacc99]

 

 

Lord Thomas Banana of Game Stop

[FormerMod-a1]

Lady June Fudge of Cub

[ABay]

Lady Myrtle Marmalade of Amazon

[MargeGunderson]

Lady Helen Croissant of Starbucks. I am clearly basic.

Edited June 9, 2020 by MargeGunderson

[ebk57]

Lady Rebecca Granola-Bar of Casemates

[Browncoat]

Lady Elizabeth Blizzard of Dairy Queen.

[formerlyfreedom]

Lady Helen Popsicle of Sids. 

[partofme]

Lady Eileen Chocolate Chip Cookie Zappos

[tribbles]

Lady Leatrice Watermelon of Cafe du Monde

[AgentRXS]

Lady Viola Salad of Amazon

[ratgirlagogo]

Lady Mabel Lengua Taco of Lotto King Bodega

[jewel21]

Lady Isabella Frozen Yogurt of Depanneur

[WhereThereIsLife]

Lady Louisa Chicken Thigh of Etsy

[Guest]

Lady Cornelia Jolly Rancher of Amazon

I had to wait to post this because I wasn't sure how to describe what I ate for dinner. 

[formerlyfreedom]

I've now moved on to Lady Mona Hard Boiled Egg of Hy-Vee.

Clearly I'm living my best life.

[KWalkerInc]

Lady Margie Cheez-It of eBay

[SweetieDarling]

Lady Josephine Poppy Seed Muffin of Weis 

[festivus]

Lady Ellen Cinnamon Chex of Target

 

You would pronounce that as tar-jay cause I'm a classy lady like that.

[Mindthinkr]

Lady Edith of Stuffed Shells 

(yes, that’s what I had for breakfast...leftovers) 

[shapeshifter]

Lady Morris Sandwich of Dick Blick

 

[raven]

Lady Grace Chocolate Covered Almonds of Vault Coffee

[Brookside]

Lady Gladys of peanut butter pretzels Amazon.  

[isalicat]

Lady Dora Bacon of eBay...yay bacon!

[ABay]

Lady Katharine Special K of Panera

I prefer Lady Myrtle Marmalade of Amazon, but the Duchy of Amazon is a bit crowded.

Edited June 11, 2020 by ABay

[tiftgirl]

Lady Lulu Cheez-It of Racetrack.  Or Lady Gertrude if we are being formal.  (If I suddenly disappear I have been smited from the grave for outing her legal given name!)

[Nordly Beaumont]

Lady Ann Oreo of Oxendale's

[Annber03]

Lady Ruby Gushers of Amazon. 

Hm.