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11 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Great news!  Catelynn's NYC Makeup Bash has been reduced from $300/$400 to $200/$300.

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nyc-makeup-masterclass-special-guest-catelynn-baltierra-tickets-85158534469

 

Yeesh! Judging from that photo, the $200-$300 is probably to cover the cost of all the makeup their going to spackle on.

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On 12/27/2019 at 4:24 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

I think they came to the conclusion that there is a dearth of qualified professional MUAs in New York City, and also feel duty-bound to bring The Detroit Look to the Big Apple.

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Oh god, is that lip look of dark lipliner over pale color lips really back in style? I hated it back in the 90s

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On 12/16/2019 at 10:09 AM, TexasGal said:

^^ That first picture?  Who wants to look like that?!  Why would I want shimmer glitter powder all over my chest.  Don't even get me started about the spackled make up face.  

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

My BFF/college roommate (who BTW is now a semi-famous local drag queen in his city) used to do my make-up like this in the early aughts when he'd head out for a fun night at the gay club....when we were like 19 (in New Orleans, where we went to college, you can get into most clubs at 18).  We knew the makeup was ridiculous but it was for a night of fun out dancing and to get to play around with silly makeup products (like body shimmer).  My untrained 19 year old roommate could do this "aughts-era Britney Spears" look with basically zero training (pre-youtube make-up tutorials being a big thing).  The fact that this make-up artist is using that look for something to sell a $300 class is....pathetic.  Just google and old "Making the Video" for an early 2000s/late 1990s Britney Spears music video and watch when she's in the makeup chair.  Then, get a time machine and transport yourself back to 2002 and head out after dark to a place where ridiculous and fun makeup is acceptable.  

(Also, can someone please tell these girls that one's eyelashes are NOT actually supposed to look like spider legs? Please? Clumpy mascara is not supposed to be an intentional look and it surely must be here....)

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14 hours ago, galaxychaser said:

Do any of the teen moms do charity work?

Cate could have spent $300 on toys and went to a domestic violence shelter with Nova to make some kids happy. 

I'm pretty sure they're all deluded enough to think that talking about their fake mental health issues & fake fertility issues counts as "charity".

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26 minutes ago, TeeMo said:

I clicked the link and I am still not sure if this is an actual pregnancy announcement or not? It says she made a pregnancy announcement but not much else? 
 

Lord have mercy what a shitshow of a week for this program.

Lol! I thought I got some strange weed cuz it wasn’t clear to me either! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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