Catelynn (and Tyler)

[AhFillAck]

20 hours ago, Bridget said:

If Cate wasn’t that impressed with Bristol after their first meeting, why in the hell did she borrow the Palin family baby name book to choose a moniker for NotCarly #2?

I guess Cate forgot about Trig Palin!  If this baby was a boy he could have been Trigger,  since it's one of Cate's favorite words.

They can still call her Triggerlee. 

Edited November 30, 2018 by AhFillAck

[Guest]

Tezlee sounds like an off-brand Pez dispenser.

[geauxaway]

If I could figure out how to insert a gif, it would be Monica Gellar during the trivia game in response to Rachel’s transponster answer.  “THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD!!!!!”

Edited November 30, 2018 by geauxaway

[TexasGal]

Merry Christmas, @geauxaway!

[dariafan]

Why is the Lee part so important to them ?  They call nova Lee nova,

[Guest]

1 hour ago, dariafan said:

Why is the Lee part so important to them ?  They call nova Lee nova,

I forget her full name is Novalee all the time. Is Tezlee another character in the dumbass book Nova was named for?

"Nova and Tez" also sounds like a butch lesbian ukulele duo. 

[CaliforniaLove]

Just now, SnarkEnthusiast said:

"Nova and Tez" also sounds like a butch lesbian ukulele duo. 

*DEAD*

[Picture It. Sicily]

2 hours ago, SnarkEnthusiast said:

I forget her full name is Novalee all the time. Is Tezlee another character in the dumbass book Nova was named for?

"Nova and Tez" also sounds like a butch lesbian ukulele duo. 

I laughed so hard just now I woke up my cat.

[Jeanne222]

No wonder Carley's adoptive parents don't answer the phone!

[EmeraldGirl]

Way too close to Ensley. 

[KittyKat133]

tenzlee? WTF??

Edited December 3, 2018 by KittyKat133

[Calm81]

All I think about when I hear her name is my tens unit I use for my back and the dice game tenzi.

They’re assholes for giving that baby who is already predisposed to a life of fuckery surrounding her so let’s give her a stupid name.

I had googled the name and found it trending on babycenter.  🙄 

Good job trying to be creative there Cate and Ty. Pfft. I’m worried about our future if names like tenzlee are trending haha 😆 

 

Edited December 1, 2018 by Calm81

[FlowerofCarnage]

From Reddit:

 

[fountain]

On 2018-11-28 at 10:55 AM, teapot said:

how is homegirl gonna be a single mom of two?  that terrifies me...unless she goes the Amber route

Yeah I think it will end up, at least after the newborn stage that Tyler is a single Dad of two and Cate visits every weekend or every other weekend and has “business trips” during the rest of the time.

[heatherchandler]

Are those names real?  Did she post that?  

Mckarty??  

[FlowerofCarnage]

58 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

Are those names real?  Did she post that?  

Mckarty??  

It's a parody of this Mommy blogger whose post about names for her daughter went viral.

http://mommyslittlesunshine.blogspot.com/2012/01/29-weeks.html?m=1

Eta: just read the blog and maybe it isn't  much aof a parody. Jesus, she has Taislee on there! 

Edited December 1, 2018 by FlowerofCarnage

[AhFillAck]

Does anyone want to place bets on a middle name?  It will likely have the "eign",  "eigh" or  "ynn" as in Braxlleigh or Addystynn or something similarly puke-inducing. Dreign,  perhaps? A Y (or two) in place of an I would not be surprising. I suppose I shouldn't be so judgey.  It could very well end in several E's. 

[FairyDusted]

I'm going with Reign. They are not that bright. I'm actually surprised they haven't used Caroline cuz they are that dim. 

[Bridget]

I didn’t know about the book/character name used for Novalee’s name. Did one of them actually read a book? 

Google informs me it’s a character from “Where the Heart is.” I didn’t read the book, but saw the film a long time ago. Is that the same book they used to name NotCarly#1? 

All I remember is a pregnant 17 year old, Novalee, (played by Natalie Portman) gets dumped by her boyfriend in a WalMart parking lot. She’s homeless, with nowhere to go, so she managed to secretly live in the WalMart. After giving birth to a baby girl (whom she named Americus) in the store, the media caught on, she went to go live with Ashley Judd’s character...blah blah blah. 

Is this really the future they are trying to telegraph for their kids? 

I. Just. Don’t. Understand.

[Snarky McSnarky]

On 11/27/2018 at 12:12 PM, FairyDusted said:

And shampoo and scrub brushes. Woman always looks so unkempt. I'm all about comfort but damn it's just as easy to shower and slide on some jeans and a cute shirt for filming.  

Or not.

[galaxychaser]

Dang I wasn’t close at all. 

Tyra or Tyralee would be better. 

Tezlee for cartoon tezmanian devil?

poor notcarly 2. 

[FairyDusted]

1 hour ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Or not.

And get the fucking hair brush off the kitchen counter! Gahhhhh! 

Worst style ever.

[druzy]

Just in case you missed it:

[Enya Face]

7 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Or not.

STAHP!! With your sway back, and your lularoe stretch leggings, and clicking your crusty ass heels in your trailer park thong  sandals! 

STOP AND GET A LIFE, you want for nothing white trash loser who struck gold!

[Bridget]

19 hours ago, druzy said:

Just in case you missed it:

At the 39th second, can anyone else hear Nova in the background, saying (loudly) “play with me!”? 

Yup.

Another life to mold, nurture, love and care for is exactly what these two needed. 

[ginger90]

Dawn takes the time to comment on Teen Mom OG’s Twitter (not even the “official” account) regarding Cate’s pregnancy:

 

 

[galaxychaser]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Dawn takes the time to comment on Teen Mom OG’s Twitter (not even the “official” account) regarding Cate’s pregnancy:

 

 

Nova will be the one changing diapers and parenting her little sister. Watch human incubator run off to Arizona weeks after birth.

[druzy]

4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Dawn takes the time to comment on Teen Mom OG’s Twitter (not even the “official” account) regarding Cate’s pregnancy:

 

 

Shut up Dawn you shady enabler.

[SheTalksShit]

I haven’t been keeping up with the show lately, but I just heard Catelynn and Tyler are now separated. Can’t say I’m surprised!!! 

I hope this motivates Cate to get her shit together. 

[KittyKat133]

11 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Dawn takes the time to comment on Teen Mom OG’s Twitter (not even the “official” account) regarding Cate’s pregnancy:

 

 

Ugh. Shut your pie hole dawn! You phony crook! 

[NannyBails]

On 12/1/2018 at 1:56 PM, Bridget said:

I didn’t know about the book/character name used for Novalee’s name. Did one of them actually read a book? 

Google informs me it’s a character from “Where the Heart is.” I didn’t read the book, but saw the film a long time ago. Is that the same book they used to name NotCarly#1? 

All I remember is a pregnant 17 year old, Novalee, (played by Natalie Portman) gets dumped by her boyfriend in a WalMart parking lot. She’s homeless, with nowhere to go, so she managed to secretly live in the WalMart. After giving birth to a baby girl (whom she named Americus) in the store, the media caught on, she went to go live with Ashley Judd’s character...blah blah blah. 

Is this really the future they are trying to telegraph for their kids? 

I. Just. Don’t. Understand.

I would bet they just saw the movie.  I saw both the movie and read the book and I liked the book better.  Novalee had more depth in the book; she overcame abusive relationships (mother and boyfriend), and made a success of herself.   If I'm recalling the correct book, she enters and wins a contest -- maybe art related? 

I sometimes name my pets after characters/people ... one of my feral cats is Rochambeau, for example, and it's just cause I liked the name and the song from which I learned the name.  Of course he does act like a general and lead the charge when he goes on walks with my dog and me.

[teapot]

Do we know if Cate & Ty are still separated in real time?

[Uncle JUICE]

On 12/1/2018 at 3:42 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

Or not.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

On 11/29/2018 at 3:24 PM, teapot said:

WTF is this new trend of just taking random syllables & adding "lee" to them and then naming your kids that?  (get off my lawn!)

I guess at least all these kids can just go by "Lee" when they are grown & ashamed of the ridiculous names their parents gave them.  There are going to be a LOT of young adults who tell everyone "I go by Lee"/"Everyone calls me Lee" in college in the 2030s (or in prison, rehab, or whatever). 

On 11/30/2018 at 11:12 PM, EmeraldGirl said:

Way too close to Ensley. 

I think Ensley sounds like it might even be a respectable damn name compared to Tezlee.  Seriously, I'd say it's worse than Lux, except at least Tezlee can easily derive Lee from it as her nickname (hopefully Novalee will go by Nova, so the Lee will belong to Tezlee).

Cate and Tyler are 26(?) years old.  Grow up and name your child an actual name.  

Carly, you lucked out so much. You have a name as your name.  And they didn't even spell it "Carl-Lee" or something. Is that why  C&T are picking names that end in "lee"? So those names sound like the ending of Carly? Because....that's crazy....and her first name is actually Carolynn. I guess Novalee should be thankful she at least isn't Novalynn. 

PLEASE Cate & Ty, PLEASE do not name your child Tezlee. Kim, please talk some sense into Tyler about this like you did when they placed Carly for adoption.

Edited December 3, 2018 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[druzy]

[galaxychaser]

No way Cate will be a full time parent when they divorce. Tyler will be full time custodial parent. The kids will be lucky if she shows up once a week.  And that’s a good thing. Cate will be like Amber live in bed/couch and snack on her nails, quesadillas and bitter regrets on giving Carly up.

[woodscommaelle]

18 hours ago, SheTalksShit said:

I hope this motivates Cate to get her shit together. 

It won't. 

[druzy]

This is how they came up with Tezlee:

Quote

"Tyler came up with it. He was looking up different names, and he saw names like Leslie. We have Novalee and now Tezlee. We wanted to keep the names kind of similar," Cate recently revealed to MTV News, adding that Tezlee is not named after anyone and she plans to dress her daughters in matching outfits.

As for the name creator, what nickname does Ty have in mind for Tezlee?

"Tezzie, for sure," he gushed.

Edited December 4, 2018 by druzy

[Guest]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Tyler came up with it.

Given how ridiculous that name is, this news comes as no surprise from the poet laureate of the remedial writing group. 

[FlowerofCarnage]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

This is how they came up with Tezlee:

Tezlee sounds like the Aldi version of Tentley tea!

[CaliforniaLove]

2 hours ago, druzy said:

"Tezzie, for sure," he gushed.

Do these people understand what nicknames are? "Tezzie" as a "nickname" for "Tezlee"? Really? It's like Maci...while I don't hate the name Bentley, I find it funny that she calls him "Benny" for short.  I think I'll have a daughter & name her Ashley, but call her Ashee as her nickname. 

[SheTalksShit]

On 12/3/2018 at 9:37 AM, teapot said:

Do we know if Cate & Ty are still separated in real time?

Apparently, they are “living apart” but not separated. https://hollywoodlife.com/2018/12/04/tyler-baltierra-catelynn-lowell-separated-living-apart-podcast-interview/ 

[SheTalksShit]

18 hours ago, woodscommaelle said:

It won't. 

Probably not. 

Honestly, I think maybe Tyler and Catelynn have just grown apart and don’t want to accept it. All relationships take work, but when it takes THIS much work and therapy, year after year, with no resolution in site, when there’s no cheating or finance issues or even any real fighting...I say they’ve just grown apart. It’s obvious they no longer work for each other. Tyler feels frustrated and held back by Catelynn’s issues, Cate feels pressured and anxious and depressed by her inability to meet Tyler’s expectations for a productive and happy life. Neither of them are happy. It is what it is.

[druzy]

2 hours ago, SheTalksShit said:

Probably not. 

Honestly, I think maybe Tyler and Catelynn have just grown apart and don’t want to accept it. All relationships take work, but when it takes THIS much work and therapy, year after year, with no resolution in site, when there’s no cheating or finance issues or even any real fighting...I say they’ve just grown apart. It’s obvious they no longer work for each other. Tyler feels frustrated and held back by Catelynn’s issues, Cate feels pressured and anxious and depressed by her inability to meet Tyler’s expectations for a productive and happy life. Neither of them are happy. It is what it is.

Tyler's expectations are for Cate to get out of bed and when she does, not to run to the spa in Arizona. 

Edited December 5, 2018 by druzy

[MaggieG]

On 12/3/2018 at 2:42 PM, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

I guess at least all these kids can just go by "Lee" when they are grown & ashamed of the ridiculous names their parents gave them.  There are going to be a LOT of young adults who tell everyone "I go by Lee"/"Everyone calls me Lee" in college in the 2030s (or in prison, rehab, or whatever). 

I think Ensley sounds like it might even be a respectable damn name compared to Tezlee.  Seriously, I'd say it's worse than Lux, except at least Tezlee can easily derive Lee from it as her nickname (hopefully Novalee will go by Nova, so the Lee will belong to Tezlee).

Cate and Tyler are 26(?) years old.  Grow up and name your child an actual name.  

Carly, you lucked out so much. You have a name as your name.  And they didn't even spell it "Carl-Lee" or something. Is that why  C&T are picking names that end in "lee"? So those names sound like the ending of Carly? Because....that's crazy....and her first name is actually Carolynn. I guess Novalee should be thankful she at least isn't Novalynn. 

PLEASE Cate & Ty, PLEASE do not name your child Tezlee. Kim, please talk some sense into Tyler about this like you did when they placed Carly for adoption.

I'm drawing a blank, did C and T name Carly or was she named by B and T? 

[Cabarb]

From the interview that Tyler did for the podcast mentioned above:

Quote

It’s hard for people like my dad, who’s been in prison his whole life and never really had a serious adult relationship, to relate. It’s different.”

Does Tyler actually think he's in an "adult relationship?"

[Darknight]

On 11/29/2018 at 2:42 PM, druzy said:

Drugs?

Omg. This gif

Does anyone think Cate will tell Tyler if he leaves her she'll kill herself?

[monicageller]

I assume that post is in reply to the comments that were on this post, before she deleted and disabled them:

Edited December 6, 2018 by monicageller

[DangerousMinds]

Being pregnant doesn’t make you worth anymore than anyone else Cate.

[geauxaway]

She needs to quit talking out both sides of her mouth.  It’s not ok to tear people down in social media, but it’s ok for HER to go on social media about hoping to see Farrah her her ass beat?  This bitch needs a life.  

1 hour ago, Darknight said:

Omg. This gif

Does anyone think Cate will tell Tyler if he leaves her she'll kill herself?

Yes 100%.