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[Auntie Anxiety]

Oy. Enough already, Darcy. There was never any love, okay? Face the facts.

[BradandJanet]

Darcey's still riding around in that Uber?

[Armchair Critic]

5..4..3..2... until Darcey goes back to the Dutch douche

[Gigglepuff]

Boy, Darcey's voice grates. 

[Lillith]

She doesn't know how things got so "nasty and bad"? Maybe because you're both nuts, you're needy and he's a gaslighter? Just spitballin'. 

[CoachWristletJen]

5 minutes ago, Lillith said:

No snark, he looks sad and exhausted. 

I was just thinking the same thing. I can't snark on either one of them tonight. It's just really sad.

I do think Darcey is going to give us plenty of material though...

[snarkish]

Ok, I lied. I'm here and watching live.

Little Snarkish is joining me tonight. (Age 11 going on 70). She's watching Darcey. Her comment, "I feel embarrassed for this woman and can't stand her voice. How did she get kids?!"

[usernameG]

I get a little bit of joy watching Darcy meltdown in the cab.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I thought Darcy left the car. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I don't like Paul but I feel sad for him and Karine.

[jacksgirl]

No more Darcey and Jesse please.

[Miss Chevious]

Is there ever a scene when Rachel isn’t crying? Even at the jeweler’s she’s ready to burst into tears because Jon’s balking at wearing a wedding ring. They didn’t discuss this beforehand? 

[Suzywriter]

Not Darcy and Creepster...

Please not that!

[Floatingbison]

Jesse looks like a mega dooosh with that cigar.

[LilaFowler]

OMFG, just go back to Holland, Jesse! JUST GO.

[VioletNevermind]

I hope Pole stocks up on Bandaids because my man is about to be bled dry.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Scarlett45 said:

I know this varies throughout different cultures but in the USA men get wedding rings. The only men I know that don’t wear theirs do so because of their professions (for example auto mechanics, chefs etc). Men that don’t wear rings still get one on the wedding day. Face value Jon doesn’t seem so odd, as a garbage sorter it might be impractical BUT this is Jon & Rachel, so everything is DEFCON 10. 

It was less common for men to wear a ring in my parents' generation. My dad never wore one but he hated jewelry of any kind. I remember as a kid seeing some weddings described as a "double ring ceremony", that is, both the bride and the groom gave each other rings. Nowadays that's the standard, though. That said, Jon is full of shit. There are lots of options-silicone, wear a ring around your neck on a chain, wear bracelets instead. Get matching tattoos. Sheesh. Good old Rachel. Making mountains out of molehills since 2005. 

[Neurochick]

Enough with Darcy and Jesse already.  Break up and go away.

[Auntie Anxiety]

He is SUCH A TOOL.

[Scarlett45]

He didn’t want her traveling back to CT? Wasn’t she in a car? Not like she’s walking or hitchiking!

[Straycat80]

Jessie hanging around for more camera time and to torture Darcy some more. What a moron. 

[LilaFowler]

Do a shot for every utterance of "out of love" you hear tonight!

R.I.P.!

[Mercolleen]

Darcy's boob looks like a grapefruit she's holding under her chin.

Ooh! Multiple new avatars for you, @LilaFowler! Too bad you can't take a picture of "this energy."

Edited October 8, 2018 by Mercolleen

[lucy711]

She can't travel home?  She lives in CT for God's sake.  People commute to the city from there.

[Neurochick]

When will Ricky tell Ximena that he’s still married?

[CoachWristletJen]

I think Jesse came to NYC to get laid one last time. The sex must be really good!  Strange that he would cross an ocean because I would imagine women in Amsterdam would be fairly venturesome. 

Darcey must be a three input woman. I think he finds the combination of venturesome and low self-esteem to be irresistible at times.

[Kareem]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Boy, Darcey's voice grates. 

Almost as much as those big rubbery lips.  Geez, don't show her in profile anymore. Looks like a cartoon. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy and Jesse will do anything for camera time apparently.

 

Made it to the first commercial. Catching my breath.

[renatae]

Here goes Jesse doing stuff "just out of love" again. Right! You can pour all that love into a shot glass and have leftover space.

Edited October 8, 2018 by renatae

[Lillith]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Jessie hanging around for more camera time and to torture Darcy some more. What a moron. 

I think you accidentally misspelled "malignant narcissist". 

[configdotsys]

5 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

What cage?  The balcony?

Ugh, I thought that was the last of Jesse and Darcy.  Go away.

There were two huge pet carrier/cages in their apartment.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Jessie hanging around for more camera time and to torture Darcy some more. What a moron. 

And I thank God for it!!

[Frozendiva]

Darcey, Jesse has shown you who he truly is - many times. You are in denial.

[Floatingbison]

Jon is just so full of it.  I'm proud to wear my wedding ring.  It makes me feel secure and centered.  I lost my old ring a couple years ago swimming in Mexico and I couldn't wait to get a replacement.  

Edited October 8, 2018 by Floatingbison

[aliya]

Can someone fill me in briefly - why did Darcy have what looked like a U-Haul's worth of luggage when she was just going to meet Jesse in the park and talk? I've had a couple of 'talks' in my life, none of which involved bringing all my luggage.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have to refill my wine glass, out of love, you know?

[PityFree]

Just now, aliya said:

Can someone fill me in briefly - why did Darcy have what looked like a U-Haul's worth of luggage when she was just going to meet Jesse in the park and talk? I've had a couple of 'talks' in my life, none of which involved bringing all my luggage.

She needed, and I quote, “Shoe options.”

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

OMGGGGG Jesse winds her up then comes back like a prince on his high horse to wind her up so he can skewer her again, f’d up! 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, configdotsys said:

There were two huge pet carrier/cages in their apartment.

Those are unicorn crates 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

Can someone fill me in briefly - why did Darcy have what looked like a U-Haul's worth of luggage when she was just going to meet Jesse in the park and talk? I've had a couple of 'talks' in my life, none of which involved bringing all my luggage.

She didn't know what her love had prepared for her in the city so she packed a lot of options. Seriously.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

Can someone fill me in briefly - why did Darcy have what looked like a U-Haul's worth of luggage when she was just going to meet Jesse in the park and talk? I've had a couple of 'talks' in my life, none of which involved bringing all my luggage.

She wanted to be prepared for whatever he had planned. ....what does a girl wear to be dumped... ?

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, aliya said:

I've had a couple of 'talks' in my life, none of which involved bringing all my luggage.

I'm assuming you're a somewhat normal individual and not a famewhore? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

Can someone fill me in briefly - why did Darcy have what looked like a U-Haul's worth of luggage when she was just going to meet Jesse in the park and talk? I've had a couple of 'talks' in my life, none of which involved bringing all my luggage.

I think it was a metaphor for all the emotional baggage Darcy carries around.

[Chippings]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

Can someone fill me in briefly - why did Darcy have what looked like a U-Haul's worth of luggage when she was just going to meet Jesse in the park and talk? I've had a couple of 'talks' in my life, none of which involved bringing all my luggage.

Somebody may beat me to this, but my memory is that last week she said their conversation about his coming over was sort of vague, so she didn't know what kind of events they would be doing (yes, really) and so she had to bring outfits accordingly.  Oops, here's 6 new replies.  Bet you beat me to it !                I was right !  

Edited October 8, 2018 by Chippings
catching up

[Tuneful]

I want a bra that cantilevers my t**s up under my chin when I sit down. 

So Jesse's shlepping her bags up, he announces,  "out of lahhvvv." He's like George Costanza who wants to be recognized for buying the big salad. 

Edited October 8, 2018 by Tuneful

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I thought Darcy left the car. 

She flounced out but had to flounce back so she could flounce out again. She flounces for the USA. 

5 minutes ago, Miss Chevious said:

Is there ever a scene when Rachel isn’t crying? Even at the jeweler’s she’s ready to burst into tears because Jon’s balking at wearing a wedding ring. They didn’t discuss this beforehand? 

She's such a misery. and Jon is dumb as a goddamn plank. Why is everything such a big fucking deal?  

[CoachWristletJen]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I'm proud to wear my wedding ring.  It makes me feel secure and centered.  I lost my old ring a couple years swimming in Mexico and I couldn't wait to get a replacement.  

OMG! That must have been devastating! I'm glad you got it replaced.

I love wearing mine! The diamond fell out once and by some miracle I found it. Now I get the prongs checked every now and then.  

My husband wears his all the time and he seems to enjoy it. In fact, he seemed to revel in wearing it from the word go.

Jon doesn't have any real grasp on what it is to be committed. 

[PeaceLily2]

1 minute ago, configdotsys said:

There were two huge pet carrier/cages in their apartment.

I heard on a podcast (I can’t remember which one), that Paul brought his German Shepards  over to Brazil.  He was also complaining that when he wasn’t there, Karine would not take them out of their crates, forgot to give them water and food.  

[Frozendiva]

Darcey needed to pack for all possible occasions.

I have wine this evening.

[Neurochick]

Men didn’t really wear wedding rings in my father’s generation, but I guess the jewelers pushed for double ring ceremonies.