90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[peaceknit]

Oh, hell yeah! Next Sunday!

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit you guys it's Jesse....I give Tim props for telling Jesse off, he is clinging on for the fame at this point.

[magemaud]

Wedding night advice for Akinyi, just grab two handfuls of Ben’s back hair and assume the Missionary Position 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

I think people tend to underestimate how difficult it is to get permanent residency in another country. It’s really hard. If I decided I wanted to move to Toronto permanently, I think i’d need to get married to a Canadian or get an advanced degree.

Some students can get a 3 year work visa after they graduate. There are financial immigrants. Most folks just can't pack up and move here.

[kacesq]

4 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I think Tom was hinting that next season he will visit Darcy in New Jersey and cut steaks on the bias.  

Isn’t Darcey from CT? We in NJ already have our fill of fame hos.

[goofygirl]

Well, that was a hoot you guys!! Back for more tomorrow!

[poeticlicensed]

Fidel: Benjamin is average.

TRUTH

[Bryce Lynch]

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

If he doesn’t send them money, her cookie jar will be off limits.  She told him “ if my family isn’t happy, then I’m not happy”

If she was enjoying life in the US and marriage to Ben, I am pretty sure Bikini would stop caring about the bride price payments.  She would want him to spend the money on her.

I still doubt she ever comes to the US.  I think they keep dangling her in front of Ben until he stops sending bride price payments.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Great fun, tonight. See you tomorrow, the ‘nother way tell me something, anything!

[hookedontv]

Dang it, Angela is threatening Michael AGAIN in his face telling him not to fuck things up and blow it when she flies back home. 

In all seriousness, her behavior is so abusive it makes me uncomfortable and angry. 

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh no. You thirsty fame ho Jesse. I’m dead!

As fellow Dutch person (my family is from The Netherlands) my disclaimer is that the rest of us are not like Jesse and his family. 😂

[Bryce Lynch]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Fidel: Benjamin is average.

TRUTH

Average is a bit generous.  I don't dislike Ben, but I think he is below average.  

[seasons]

Can't change the remote fast enough to avoid "unexpected" . Total rage.

but back at 11:02 for pillow talk.

[magemaud]

Why hasn’t anybody mentioned Tom’s eye? 

[Mindthinkr]

Oops. I leave Tuesday so I will be able to make the finale. See y’all then. 

[Arynm]

Just now, magemaud said:

Why hasn’t anybody mentioned Tom’s eye? 

He must have rolled over too hard in bed and gave himself a black eye.

[Tuneful]

Tom does the preemptive brush-off in the car..."I'm going to be busy for the next 10 days and will be lucky if I have 5 minutes." A man "in love" doesn't say that. But he wants to stay on TV. I feel sad for her already. And if only she could learn to not be so needy. Let him wonder what SHE is up to, since there's sweet talk but no ring, and no plan as to when they'll next meet. Still, his sister, who knows him best, told her he will not be pinned down. 

Akinyi is PO'd he hasn't told his family, because she wants no complications in getting here asap as his wife. She is in for a shock at his situation.  

[Rabithed]

5 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, THOSE PREVIEWS FOR NEXT WEEK!!!!!!   😄 😄 😄 

Darcy calling Tom at 4 a.m. and blowing up his phone with calls and text messages.

I'm going to need extra wine and snacks for the finale!

Yes Tom, Darcy IS that woman!  (Who drink calls and sends 50 texts) 

[DanaMB]

So glad I record while I watch. Going back to watch Jeremy's scenes.

[sainte-chapelle]

I'll try to stay up for pillow talk...it looks like Becky is trying to protect Avery from hose beast Angela.

[Gobi]

See you tomorrow, same 90DF time, same 90DF channel.

[iwasish]

7 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

In the previews

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Looks like Tom accuses Darcey of contacting him too much, you know he was looking for an excuse to break it off with her.

Spoiler

Did he say 50 texts and calling him at 4am?  Surely she was drunk. 

[Bryce Lynch]

Looks like Tom is going to change his locks.

[LucyEth]

Why do they allow Jesse to be a part of the tell all, he has nothing to do with anything anymore.  

[pinky33]

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

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Did he say 50 texts and calling him at 4am?  Surely she was drunk. 

Or she was sober. This is Darcey we're talking about....

[hisbunkie]

2 minutes ago, Tuneful said:

Tom does the preemptive brush-off in the car..."I'm going to be busy for the next 10 days and will be lucky if I have 5 minutes." A man "in love" doesn't say that. But he wants to stay on TV.

I think Tom knows Darcey well. He’s going back to work after being gone for three weeks, Darcey wants constant support and connection. He’s trying to prevent a melt down. Darcey cannot deal with a long distance relationship. 

[BradandJanet]

Can we see Tom and. Jesse go a few rounds? Pleeze. No hair will be mussed, I guarantee. 

Nite all. Save some energy for tomorrow. 

[LucyEth]

7 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I'll try to stay up for pillow talk...it looks like Becky is trying to protect Avery from hose beast Angela.

Angela started a fight with Rachel at the last Tell All she attended.  The woman is an animal.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy is extremely high maintenance because she has such little self-esteem and Tom already has a day job.

[Persnickety1]

3 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Why do they allow Jesse to be a part of the tell all, he has nothing to do with anything anymore.  

Maybe because early in the season she invoked him by talking about him texting her in the middle of the night TLC decided to let him on to air his grievances?  Plus there's this going around...

Spoiler

Apparently word on the street is that Jesse was filming with Darcy this season but shit went sideways (maybe he failed to cut the steak on the bias again or burned the Rice-A-Roni), and Tom was called in to pinch hit...the Jesse footage was scrapped.  Who knows if that's true but one of the soapy-type blog sites were reporting it in detail.  I'm leaning toward it being at least partially true, since Jesse was posting up pics on Instagram (not with Darcy) of him being in NYC.  

So maybe we'll find out what really went down at the Tell Nothing.  

[Frozendiva]

29 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Wedding night advice for Akinyi, just grab two handfuls of Ben’s back hair and assume the Missionary Position 

And leave the lights off.

[magemaud]

No baby seat for Violet? no seatbelts for Jeniffffferrrrr or Teem? 

[LilaFowler]

30 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

Average is a bit generous.  I don't dislike Ben, but I think he is below average.  

Right? Baloney sandwiches in a sad apartment, $600 in the bank...

[OrchidThief]

1 hour ago, Brooklynista said:

1 hour ago, goofygirl said:

Lord, where does Ceasar find all that money for that Maria?  Seriously. Now it's CUBA for Jeebus' sake.  This guy needs a minder! STAT!

How far around the globe does he think TLC is gonna send him?

Cuba is much closer to NC than Mexico. I went last year, its a fairly simple matter to sign up with an "educational" tour.

[OrchidThief]

54 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I think Tom was hinting that next season he will visit Darcy in New Jersey and cut steaks on the bias.  

New Jersey? She lives in CT.

[Angry Moldovan]

19 minutes ago, OrchidThief said:

Cuba is much closer to NC than Mexico. I went last year, its a fairly simple matter to sign up with an "educational" tour.

Trump has stopped the educational tours, it’s now really hard, so the cruise ships won’t go there from an American port

Are we here for Pillow Talk?

[magemaud]

Previews for the Tell All look great. Avery in a gold hijab and granny dress and Caesar in his omnipresent denim jacket. Now platinum blonde Darcey and Tom dressed to the 9s 

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[seasons]

I know the steak reference is Our Darcy but the rice a roni in the title - where does that come from?

[Frozendiva]

You're right, David. This is the closest Darcey will get to walking down the aisle with Tom.

[Floatingbison]

I second that question from @seasons  where does rice a roni come from?

[Armchair Critic]

Wasn't Darcey making Rice A Roni too?

[magemaud]

For the same steak dinner, Darcey had made rice a roni at the B&B just before the “cut it on the bias” scene 

[HappyDancex2]

She bought rice a roni that same shopping trip and made it.   Hi yall!   I missed everything!!

[hoosiermom]

Oh boy! I made it on time and even a little early. So excited to snark with you all tonight.

[Gobi]

Let the snarks fly!

[Armchair Critic]

Hi everyone! I hope they have Sumbitch there at least on a screen, I want to see he and Jenny grilled (ha good luck with Shaun hosting). 

Just taking some pigs in the blanket from the oven for a late night supper but will try to keep up with the snark!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I was almost dealt a terrible blow! I dropped my remote control and it stopped working. OMG. I panicked since I am trying to watch the Pats game as well at 90D. Luckily, I managed to fix it and all’s well. But I felt like my lifeline was suddenly removed. Phew! I need my 90Day live chat.

[greekmom]

It's 2 hours tonight!!! 

[IOU Payne]

I'm here for the snark, with a cup of tea and hoping there will be much spillage of tea on screen!

[Pepper Mostly]

Glad you prevailed, @Auntie Anxiety. Pulling up a chair, hoping to hang in till the end but I am TIRED tonight. Who'll flounce off first? Do we have a pool going?