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[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He’s definitely not part of the aristocracy, his accent and his sisters gives him away

Dead common as they say over there.  

[BradandJanet]

How did Zied get out of those jeggings to have sex?

[poeticlicensed]

Acks Zied lounging in bed. Eye bleach please!

[Gigglepuff]

Darcy thinks this arse is her James Bond? 

[Bubbacat]

He's everything you want in a man? Speak for yourself, Rebecca. 

[Eldemarge]

Zied really can't close his mouth over his teeth very well, right?  God this is awkward.  
"Ah-luvyusomusss"   *shudder*

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

God Tom and his sister seem to labor under the delusion that he's some kind of James Bond, positively oozing with animal magnetism and sex appeal. 

Well apparently he's bagged a lot of ass so there isn't any data that refutes their thoughts unfortunately.  Quality of ass?  I dunno...but quantity is apparently there.  Like when you got to the fruit stand and can get a couple of pecks of dented tomatoes or peppers for a dollar.

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tom, keep your head turned to the left on the 45 degree angle. Face on, you look like a potato head.

Oh you mean like in his carefully angled Glamour Shots? 

Edited to add: don’t  forget the jaunty cap to hide your bald spot! 

Edited August 19, 2019 by magemaud

[greekmom]

How did they have sex and not be married in a Muslim country???

[kacesq]

Beautiful! Everything is beautiful! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Dead common as they say over there.  

Oh hell yeah. He's not gentry. He tries to talk "posh". But he's a complete poser. 

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

He probably think he's looks like a cross between Pierce Brosnan and Colin Firth.

Someone should tell him..he’s not. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

The sister sounds like she's from the Midlands. Tom sounds like he's trying too hard.

Nottingham is pretty close, but it did sound a little brummie 

[greekmom]

Rebecca's ex looks like he was 19.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh hell yeah. He's not gentry. He tries to talk "posh". But he's a complete poser. 

His sister's accent totally gives him away.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Hell I'm on the dark end of the 40's and I look younger than Darcey!

Me too, 72 vintage here

[Gobi]

Just now, iwasish said:

Someone should tell him..he’s not. 

Colon Filth.

[Toodleoo]

“Biggie fight!” *draaaaaag* How can Rebecca take him seriously?

[JennyMominFL]

He’s a little bit Borat

[Mercolleen]

Darcy is putting mascara on fake eyelashes? I did not even know that could be done.

[kacesq]

Red flag Rebecca red flag!

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

His sister's accent totally gives him away.

That's okay. Darcey's too dumb to figure that out. 

[BradandJanet]

What's in that hookah? Zied is hitting on it all the time. 

[happy hobo]

Rebecca: let's have sex and ask questions in the morning???

And she's a grown-up?

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

How did Zied get out of those jeggings to have sex?

I think Rebecca probably ripped them off. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Rebecca's ex looks like he was 19.

I wouldn't put it past her...

[hisbunkie]

Darcey forgot to wear pants.  

S#he must not have a job in corporate America, no one wears that amount of perfume these days.  Workplace makes you so aware of others sensitivities..

[Pepper Mostly]

Rebecca. don't tell him. There is no reason. Except pot stirring and draaaaaaammmmmmaaaaaaaa

[Julyolo]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh hell yeah. He's not gentry. He tries to talk "posh". But he's a complete poser. 

He's certainly no Mr. Darcy for sure!

[poeticlicensed]

It's probably not a good idea to talk loudly about having sex with someone you aren't married to in a public place when you are in a Muslim country

Edited August 19, 2019 by poeticlicensed

[For Cereals]

Can Zied even carry a conversation?

[Toodleoo]

Zied seems the type to strike a woman. This is not going to go well, Rebecca

[Frozendiva]

Darcey will be a breath of air for Tom.

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, BradandJanet said:

What's in that hookah? Zied is hitting on it all the time. 

nicotine

[milner]

Rebecca stop giggling all the time you are not 13!!

[Armchair Critic]

Darcey's best hope is meeting him for a romantic dinner in a dimly lit restaurant, preferably by candlelight.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

I think Rebecca probably ripped them off. 

With the help of some scissors 

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Oh you mean like in his carefully angled Glamour Shots? 

Someone mentioned that when Darcey talked to him on the phone he resembled John C. Reilly.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

Zied seems the type to strike a woman. This is not going to go well, Rebecca

He seems unbalanced when it come to other men/jealousy.   Rebecca was just "sharing" a story....and frankly didn't he start it with his views on his ex?

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

“Biggie fight!” *draaaaaag* How can Rebecca take him seriously?

Maybe he wants a more biggie house and he will tell her shutuppee 

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

“Biggie fight!” *draaaaaag* How can Rebecca take him seriously?

Where’s Larissa.. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

Zied seems the type to strike a woman. This is not going to go well, Rebecca

I agree. When he's not mumbling "beautiful. I love you" his eyes are very cold. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

What's in that hookah? Zied is hitting on it all the time. 

Hashish I bet.  

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Darcey will be a breath of air for Tom.

It had better be fresh, after that flight!

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Julyolo said:

He's certainly no Mr. Darcy for sure!

Don’t tell him that. He’ll be crushed.

[Andi27]

I don't really give a toss for posh - give me a good solid Yorkshire or unintelligible Scouse accent any day. But don't pretend to be something you're not (not that Darcy will be able to tell the difference).

[happy hobo]

How many times are they going to repeat the same promos? 

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

Someone mentioned that when Darcey talked to him on the phone he resembled John C. Reilly.

Darcey is like the thirsty chick in Stepbrothers who kept chasing after him. LOL at that movie

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I agree. When he's not mumbling "beautiful. I love you" his eyes are very cold. 

He looks like he needs a tracksuit and adidas slides circa 1997

[Mercolleen]

10 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I don't think Darcy is going to be impressed.

I love that he said one of his photos was from 1990. I buy that.