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[Andi27]

Darcy seems very underwhelmed!

[Eldemarge]

She is going to pet that mermaid wig the whole damn dinner, I just KNOW IT.

[Armchair Critic]

Damn he was catfishing her with the Pierce Brosnan like photos

[OoogleEyes]

Boy he is a dorky looking guy isn't he?

[VioletNevermind]

Tom’s profile pictures are from at least four presidential administrations ago.  

[RichiesOlderBro]

Darcy is disappointed already LOL

[Armchair Critic]

"Better" than she expected. Darcey almost choked on that lie!

[Gigglepuff]

This meeting is like a bad ep of Kate Plus Date. They both seem underwhelmed, lol. 

[Julyolo]

Darcy and Tom. It's like a summit for fraudsters.

[Pepper Mostly]

Gawd this is so painfully awkward. 

"your hands are so strong!" Yikes.

[Angry Moldovan]

In I need to get a life, I just ignored a call from my dad in Australia. Priorities 

[Armchair Critic]

You could have found an out of shape regular joe right next door Darcey

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy is underwhelmed by Tom and his appearance. But he’s still her soulmate.

[Andi27]

Darcy has no idea what to say if she can't gush over his looks.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Darcy wants a play toy, not a real man.

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, Andi27 said:

Darcy seems very underwhelmed!

The audacity of this broad! Her body is fabricated to the Gods and she has the nerve to be disappointed??

[Gigglepuff]

She called him "babe"! 

[Drogo]

James Bond? What. Shut up. 

[HappyDancex2]

Darcey is talking herself into this fantasy.

[greekmom]

I can't see Tom having bagged that many women... well maybe 20 years ago. But not in the last 10 years.

Edited August 19, 2019 by greekmom

[Armchair Critic]

"Is OUR bedroom nice?". Down girl, Darcey try to play a little hard to get.

[Frozendiva]

No chemistry.

[Toodleoo]

Hahahha she thought she was getting the Mayhem guy and instead she got the Pudgemeister.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Wash that airport funk off you first, Darcy" 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Darcy....quite the nerve to comment on Toms photos....you face timed you know damn well what he looked like.

Edited August 19, 2019 by sainte-chapelle

[VioletNevermind]

“YOUR ROOM IS BEAUTIFUL.” 

Okay, Tom.  I might like you, buddy.  I’m rethinking it. 

[Bubbacat]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcy is underwhelmed by Tom and his appearance. But he’s still her soulmate.

Well, of course, he is! He's "foreign."

And breathing.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcy is underwhelmed by Tom and his appearance. But he’s still her soulmate.

That's right! I fit guy isn't what she wants!

[Drogo]

Oh Darcey you have no standards. Never change. 

[Eldemarge]

Darcey.  He doesn't want your 20 suitcases with him in a hotel room.  Retain some Mystery, girl.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Wow, 4 years and it comes to this.  Separate bedrooms.  

[Gobi]

Staying as far from Darcy as possible is showing her respect.

[rideashire]

This conversation between Darcy and Tom is mind numbing. This is what happens when two people just send each other emojis and compliments via text and have nothing in common. 

[HappyDancex2]

That's so classy for her to act indignant about him getting her own room.   Sheesh I'd be happy that he didn't take liberties.   Thirsty ho

[Gigglepuff]

Telling someone that they have the "it factor" means they don't have the it factor at all. 

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

The audacity of this broad! Her body is fabricated to the Gods and she has the nerve to be disappointed??

I would say fabricated to the Marshall’s.  

[Julyolo]

When I worked in psych, we used to refer to a mouth like Tom's as oral rage.

[RichiesOlderBro]

‘I’m not taking her home’

Hahahahhaa 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caesar needs a seeing eye dog because he doesn’t seem to be able to read the handwriting on the wall.

[JennyMominFL]

Not wanting to bone 5 minutes after you meet does not automatically mean that he’s not into you, but,.... he’s not into you

Edited August 19, 2019 by JennyMominFL

[Armchair Critic]

45 minutes in an airport bathroom and all I got was a separate bedroom.... Darcey's thought bubble

[charmed1]

Tom’s snaggle could come in handy as a can opener. 

Of course Darcey is offended that he’s not ready to hop into bed with her.

[LucyEth]

Sorry I just cannot get past his hair.  It is ridiculous.  

[deedee2]

Darcey should be HAPPY that he got her a separate room.  I'd be livid if a guy was so presumptuous as to book only one room the first time we met.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Staying as far from Darcy as possible is showing her respect.

She doesn’t understand, she’s visibly perturbed 

[Gobi]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

Telling someone that they have the "it factor" means they don't have the it factor at all. 

They have the "shit factor" going for them.

[Gigglepuff]

Darcey's all amazed that a guy doesn't want the bj from her within five minutes of meeting her. 

Edited August 19, 2019 by Gigglepuff

[poeticlicensed]

Tom may be a tool, but they just met, so yeah, giving her her own space is the right thing to do. OTOH, he probably can't take her home cuz his real partner is there. Or his mom.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Tom’s snaggle could come in handy as a can opener. 

Of course Darcey is offended that he’s not ready to hop into bed with her.

He has like a dual snaggle, which makes it even less cute.

[Drogo]

It's nice and respectful to give a woman space and time if that's what she wants. 

Darcey wants to be thrown on the piano, and a gentleman would oblige.