90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Mr. Miner]

I’ve never seen Sister Wives, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the Sammy Hagar wannabe is a douche.

[HappyDancex2]

I want my big wedding in Mexico with my family!!!!!!!!!

Or broken up and move to a different state.  Same thing.

[Pepper Mostly]

It was a hard lesson, Eric. Get used to it. 

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Fernanda has the body of a teenage boy. No hips.

Do you think she should... try to buy a butt?

[ALittleShelfish]

oh. my. god. it's only been an hour and twenty minutes?  i feel like we've been sitting thru this shit show for seventeen HOURS.

[Armchair Critic]

Wait a minute... how can this be ending? I am afraid to find out what they will be using for filler.......

[hisbunkie]

What I find fascinating about these women is that they want fabulous million dollar weddings that are attended by a handful of guests. 

[AussieBabe]

Is Leida wearing Louboutin's? If so, they are horribly scuffed and the bottoms are ruined. I guess she can buy Louboutin's to keep in that hovel of an apartment in Podunk, Wisconsin.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Wait it’s over 18 mins past the hour?

[Gigglepuff]

Wait...it's over?? 

[Suzywriter]

Lord...the dance!

For the first time, I felt for Kalani.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, what! It’s over? I still have a few brain cells left. Oh, it continues. Never mind.

[Toodleoo]

Hahahahaha did Asuelu try to breastfeed Oliver?

[ChiCricket]

Asuelu has one nipple covered.

[Meowwww]

Asuelu with a bandaid on his nipple 

[Dance4Life]

How is Sister Wives on after 10 years?  WTF???

[JenE4]

How did Asuelu cut his nipple?

[Adeejay]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

I’ve never seen Sister Wives, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the Sammy Hagar wannabe is a douche.

You would be right!

[brillia79]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

I’ve never seen Sister Wives, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the Sammy Hagar wannabe is a douche.

That limb is going to break because everyone is on it. He’s a massive douche.

[RichiesOlderBro]

 I’m expecting a few punches thrown now!

[TigerLily20]

Leida's face when Ashley said her wedding was going to cost $20,000........

[Mrs. Hanson]

ARG!!!  Ladies and gentlemen: Your first wedding, whether it is in a park, a courthouse or in Vegas IS A WEDDING!!!  To dismiss it is rude to those who had a wedding like that.  A second ceremony is a renewal of vows.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

How did Asuelu cut his nipple?

Kalani must be a tiger in the sack. 

[Chippings]

4 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww split up a month later...………………...

Wait !! Who split up a month later ??  (thank you ..)

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Lord...the dance!

For the first time, I felt for Kalani.

I think Asuelu is eating Cheetos and other junk food with Kalani because he seems to have gotten softer around the middle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Saddest part about Trashley’s deal is that her sons are going to learn how to treat a woman from how Trashley allows herself to be treated. Thus, another generation of misogynists.

[Frozendiva]

The channel guide says this goes on til 8 pm MST.

[brillia79]

Just now, Chippings said:

Wait !! Who split up a month later ??  (thank you ..)

It’d be faster to ask who didn’t split up at this point.

[Eldemarge]

I think Colt just has that one facial expression.  He's really trying to convey that he has other emotions besides "stone-cold" but he's doing a bad job at it.  

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I think Asuelu is eating Cheetos and other junk food with Kalani because he seems to have gotten softer around the middle

It's the diet they eat in the United States. I think it made Pedro's skin bad, too.

[Armchair Critic]

30 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did you ever think you’d see two women fighting over a lump like Colt?

He is enjoying it a bit too much and I think he is online enjoying the attention (gag) he is getting from other women now

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

 

I think Asuelu is eating Cheetos and other junk food with Kalani because he seems to have gotten softer around the middle

This is what happens when you can’t go outside and find a coconut to eat.

[ChiCricket]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Saddest part about Trashley’s deal is that her sons are going to learn how to treat a woman from how Trashley allows herself to be treated. Thus, another generation of misogynists.

I think she only has daughters. So she's modeling how to be cheated on.

Edited January 14, 2019 by ChiCricket

[charmed1]

10 minutes ago, AussieBabe said:

Princess Toast. Can we have Sgt. Baker back, too? 

My dad is furloughed right now so he called USAA to see if they would give him an extension on his bill. Unfortunately, they didn’t. He called me up to say, “Sgt. Baker is some bullshit!” lol

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Mmm Jimm Dean egg’whiches! Yummy

[Dance4Life]

Lies!  Leida looked like a thick waisted mummy in her wedding dress!

[Auntie Anxiety]

When Colt talks to Larissa about her behavior, he sounds like Nurse Ratchett.

[DNR]

There’s 30 min left .... we get to see Trashley rule with her iron fist now?   He’s a cheater you idiot . Send him back and focus on your children 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, ChiCricket said:

I think she only has daughters. So she's modeling how to be cheated on.

Poor girls. They will never learn how to have any self-respect.

[WonderWuman73]

No questions about the child support that Leida bitched about....yeah great host you have there.  Not asking her questions about that, should be enough to fire her. 

And now knowing most of couples have split....hope I never have to see Coltees man boobs again. 

They all went out together after this tell all btw. Except Colt and Larissa. 

And again STFU Eric and Fernanda. 

Edited January 14, 2019 by WonderWuman73

[JennyMominFL]

18 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

He’s totally Kip the brother.  The Technology Song is in my head every time Coltee speaks

Yes! Thats what it is! And he has his own LaFawnduh!

[AussieBabe]

Oh goodness. What's the next 30 minutes going to be filled with? It ended at a weird time. Pleaseeeeee not a preview of Happily Ever After with Nicole/Azan, Chantel and co., etc. I can't take her lockjaw or Nicole's twinkie coloured hair that was spotted during filming. Maybe we'll get to see Grangela again. Wasn't she planning on returning to Nigeria and torturing them with her foot long cleavage and wrinkly decolletage?

Eric, you're a dick. There's no I love you, BUT when it comes to your children. Leida you need to give respect to get it. 

[ChiCricket]

I really hate Eric.

[DNR]

Leida demanding respect is laughable 

[brillia79]

3 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

ARG!!!  Ladies and gentlemen: Your first wedding, whether it is in a park, a courthouse or in Vegas IS A WEDDING!!!  To dismiss it is rude to those who had a wedding like that.  A second ceremony is a renewal of vows.

Especially since I’m the history of 90 Day Fiance, the 2nd wedding either doesn’t happen due to a breakup or is an epic shot show full of fighting and strife: Pedro and Chanta’s 2nd wedding worsened the family divide and Loren/Alexei’s wedding is the one where he has to beg his Israeli friends to come and the two of them fought the whole day.

[Armchair Critic]

Asuelu says he just wants his family but I wonder if they will be on the next 90 Day show? 

[Straycat80]

The show is over so they are going to torture us more by following the couples back to their hotels for more scripted candid conversation. 

[Gobi]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

 

I wonder if Eric and Leica drove to Pennsylvania to stay overnight after the show? (No spoiler, mistake.)

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, ChiCricket said:

I really hate Eric.

Just Eric??!?!?!

Please... the hate runs deep for all (except for Olga)

[charmed1]

“She looked like a slut.” Sure, Fernanda. You’re very mature.