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[Baltimore Betty]

Jesse standing around on the street smoking wearing that shearling coat gives me the Midnight Cowboy vibe.

[lucy711]

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

She basically said she was on the site to find a guy to get her out of the Philippines. She wouldn’t spread her legs till she got the ring and was then holding out for marriage. 

I knew she'd dump her kid.  

I know I should feel bad for Hazel.  But I just don't like her.

[charmed1]

Darcey’s mouth looks like it hurts! OMG. It looks like Jack Nicholson’s as the Joker.

[snarkish]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Yell through the door for them to leave it on the porch and then come back to watch TV!

Mr. Snarkish (albeit a Diabetic...) asked that you send them to our house, @aliya!

[VioletNevermind]

Here comes Jesse in his skinny-fit, pinstriped pedal-pushers from the Bugsy Siegel Gangster Collection.  

Edited October 15, 2018 by SuzyLee

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Can Darcey please consider bangs? I'm so tired of her Klingon forehead...

It's a fivehead.

[AussieBabe]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Paul is an abusive asshole. "What do I do to you that's bad?" How about humiliating her on national TV and gas lighting her asshole?

Or dragging her all over social media? Or asking her to get a DNA test to prove the baby is yours? I mean the list goes on and on.

[EllaDisco]

Darcey, you keep saying you're strong....

where's that mean "I don't think it means what you think it means."

[tincansailor981]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rachel willmspend a lifetime trying to keep Jon from getting too drunk and acting out.

And making excuses for the bruises and black eyes he gives her.

[usernameG]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Can Darcey please consider bangs? I'm so tired of her Klingon forehead...

There is a giant vein down the center of it that pops up when she's upset or cries.

[Meowwww]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Jesse standing around on the street smoking wearing that shearling coat gives me the Midnight Cowboy vibe.

Yes.  All about the pose.  As Madonna said “vogue”

[Gigglepuff]

lol, she's herself again? So over filled and heavy on the Botox? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Countdown to Darcey losing her shit? I say three minutes. 

[BradandJanet]

Is Darcey wearing her loubs?

Agh, that suit and the orange face.

[charmed1]

Just now, lucy711 said:

I know I should feel bad for Hazel.  But I just don't like her.

You don’t have to feel badly for her. I don’t.

[Toodleoo]

LOL that "eat shit" handshake.

 

Jesse looks 40.

[Adeejay]

I am willing to bet good money that Hazel was trying to force Tarek's hand when she "thought she was pregnant."  The potential rich Japanese got her the ring, so the "accidental pregnancy" was suppose to get her to the altar.  Tarek probably balked so she had to change her story.

 

[hoosiermom]

My daughter is screaming about his orange face and the dogs are going nuts!

[hisbunkie]

Darcey’s dress reminds me of my mom’s after shower towel wrap.  It’s not a good look.

[Pepper Mostly]

What the fuck is wrong with Jesse's face? 

[Lillith]

Jesse is such a phony douche. Just everything. The Trump-colored spray tan (badly applied) the phony mannerisms, and lord that suit! I'm not sure which of this pair dodged a bigger bullet. 

[Kareem]

LOLOL!  Old pictures!  Thank you, idiot Jesse.  

[Scarlett45]

Darcey didn’t catfish him.....

Why is Jesse’s chin orange?

[HappyDancex2]

Darcey's hair looks odd.  Like she has a weird blonde back extension clipped in the back and her real hair is a light brown hanging around her face.

[Meowwww]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Darcey’s mouth looks like it hurts! OMG. It looks like Jack Nicholson’s as the Joker.

I had my lips injected once.  Years ago.  One vial didn’t do much and I bruised all down my chin. I cried during it, injecting hurt so bad  

Her lips take vial after vial. 

Edited October 15, 2018 by Meowwww
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[snarkish]

Heir Meester is bring up catfishing and old pics, yet he bopped her from the Netherlands to NYC?

[Straycat80]

Jesse in all his Donald Trump orange oompa loompa spray tan glory! What an idiot. 

Edited October 15, 2018 by Straycat80

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy really needs to learn how to be non reactive to Herr Meester.

[Armchair Critic]

Did Jesse lose weight or is that beard making his face look pointy? He is not as attractive as he thinks.

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rachel willmspend a lifetime trying to keep Jon from getting too drunk and acting out.

Hard to do from thousands of miles away,...

[AussieBabe]

Jesse...Darcey didn't catfish you. Meanwhile, you look like an oompa loompa by the face.

Mykull got catfished by Grangela filtering the hell out of her pictures from 1998 and using the ones when her skin wasn't crepe paper.

[ChiCricket]

Jesse, your orange face doesn't match your pink neck. 

Edited October 15, 2018 by ChiCricket

[ThinkerBell]

Jesse is Max Headroom.

[usernameG]

Every time he calls her an alcoholic, I just cringe. Focus on yourself dude.

[IOU Payne]

I missed the first 90 minutes of the show, but tuned in just in time to see Herr Jesse's Zoot Suit of Judgement.  We should change his name to Summer's Eve, because he's a total douche.

Edited October 15, 2018 by IOU Payne

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay! The famous steak on the bias scene!

[charmed1]

3 minutes ago, SuzyLee said:

Here comes Jesse in his skinny-fit, pinstriped pedal-pushers from the Bugsy Siegel Gangster Collection.  

His suit looks like it makes that swishy noise when he walks. Like Costanza’s.

[aliya]

5 minutes ago, usernameG said:

Can they leave it at the door for you? That would be ideal. You get banana bread to eat while you watch.

I went to the door, we chatted for a bit, and yes, I did cut myself a piece of banana bread, which was awesome (and baked by a 15 yr old boy). I cut off a chunk to give to aliya jr., but I'm not sure he's gonna get it. : )

[Rabbittron]

I wonder what is in Jessie secret sauce

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh yay! The famous steak on the bias scene!

I still have a trauma from that scene. 

[Bees52]

I don't know if Darcy threw that shoe at him or not, but I don't blame her now if she did.

[Armchair Critic]

Jesse acts like Darcey shot him the way he keeps repeating about her throwing shoes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay! the famous shoe throwing trauma! 

I do covet that blue couch. 

[Suzannecol4]

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1 minute ago, IOU Payne said:

I missed the first 90 minutes of the show, but tuned in just in time to see Herr Jesse's Zoot Suit of Judgement.  We should change his name tio Summer's Eve, because he's a total douche.

Best comment.  I’m dying.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here we go again. Post traumatic shoe disorder. They both need to grow the fuck up.

[Gigglepuff]

Why do neither of these two shut up? 

[PityFree]

 Jesse’s bare ankles are killing me.

Edited October 15, 2018 by PityFree

[Lillith]

They're both nuts, but I trust what Darcey says over Herr Helmut van Gaslight. 

[usernameG]

I hate the both of them, but I HATE Jesse.....I just want to smack the shit out of this douchebag.

[tincansailor981]

These two can never make it as a couple cause their fo'heads are too large...