90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Leilani]

Does Ed rub the mayo on his face too, it's glistening.

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, kacesq said:

 

Hey Lisa, if Usman is a “celebrity” already, he doesn’t need your help with his career.

 

But she can get him to America

[OldButHappy]

Oh, Ed...it ain't her heart what'll be breakin'....

[mmecorday]

Baby Girl Lisa, you bring those condoms with you and wrap that wang tight!

[sainte-chapelle]

Check out the couples thread but RUN Varya. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh barf, he went to V. Secret's to bring Rose some slutty undies for his trip.  He is too much.

I don't know why men think that is a good gift

Well, I do know why but geeze, fellas 

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, kacesq said:

 

Hey Lisa, if Usman is a “celebrity” already, he doesn’t need your help with his career.

 

But she can get him to America

[Doublemint]

Love that greyhound in the commercial!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

I think Big Ed has a big heart. I'm just wondering about the size of his brain.

But he’s a bit of a liar liar pants on fire

[talktoomuch]

Big Ed is catfishing Rose

[Archer27]

Yikes...Lisa's friend. However, she is trying to keep her friend safe from STDs

[OldButHappy]

4 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Hey guys, it's mmecorday. This is my first time live chatting with you all. Hope I can keep up!

Did you submit the homework?

[Horrified]

Like all 90-dayers, Ed lacks basic packing skills. 

Its like their chaotic suitcases are a metaphor for their lives.

 

Edited March 2, 2020 by Horrified

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Actually, the popcorn was enough.  The whole skimpy underwear up your ass thing is overrated. 

Im really more of a potato chip gal. Salt & Vinegar. Thats all it takes

[LennieBriscoe]

Lisa, on condom usage: " No, I know I'm good."

Translation: "No, I know I'm menopausal." 

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Microwave popcorn and lingerie. Does this guy know his way to a girl's heart or what?

Microwave popcorn?  I doubt this girl has a microwave. 

 

 

 

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Baby Girl Lisa, you bring those condoms with you and wrap that wang tight!

Cue “Wrap It Up” by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. Anyone? Anyone? 

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, nytonc said:

I just started the episode so feel free to ignore my question. With the plethora of lonely and desperate American women hoping to meet their Nigerian soul mate on social media, why the hell is Usman settling for old dried up Lisa?  Surely there must be a female that is both  scammable and easy on the eyes? Is he a friend of HugeAnge and Michael? Did he decide to just latch on to the first hag he got a response from? 

I hear she is a taxpayer

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, nytonc said:

I just started the episode so feel free to ignore my question. With the plethora of lonely and desperate American women hoping to meet their Nigerian soul mate on social media, why the hell is Usman settling for old dried up Lisa?  Surely there must be a female that is both  scammable and easy on the eyes? Is he a friend of HugeAnge and Michael? Did he decide to just latch on to the first hag he got a response from? 

I think he took the first bite, plus he could smell her desperation 

[Frozendiva]

I prefer chips to popcorn.

[Dance4Life]

Big Ed, bruh!

 

You are supposed to wash off the Mayo conditioner!!! 
 

 

Big Ed so generous!  Perfect gentleman.
 

  Save some money for the oil wells!

Asian Parents do not take lollipops and microwave popcorn for Dowry!! 🥳

Edited March 2, 2020 by Dance4Life

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Lisa, on condom usage: " No, I know I'm good."

Translation: "No, I know I'm menopausal." 

STDs are forever though

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Hey guys, it's mmecorday. This is my first time live chatting with you all. Hope I can keep up!

Welcome!! You'll fit right in 

[mmecorday]

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Like all 90-dayers, Ed lacks basic packing skills. 

I think that's a requirement to be on a TLC show because the 600 pounders are bad at it too.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I think Big Ed has a big heart. I'm just wondering about the size of his brain.

I know, I think he would be fun and treat a woman well but unfortunately the world doesn't work that way, people judge you on your looks. That's why I think that some of these people would find true love with somebody getting to know their personality and then falling in love with them, instead of a 23 year old year old online fantasy girl. But then again if you are a 2 and think you only deserve a 10 I don't have much sympathy for you.

[Mu Shu]

I’m tired of all these people who aren’t Darcey. And as much as I love her, she and Stacey looked liked little troll dolls in wedding dresses. Their extensions are fried, too much spray tan/bronzer. Plus Staceys lips look like a butt now. 

[Archer27]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

Im really more of a potato chip gal. Salt & Vinegar. Thats all it takes

I am missing my chips...I love all chips...gave chips up for Lent...and other more important things of course.

[renatae]

4 minutes ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Actually, the popcorn was enough.  The whole skimpy underwear up your ass thing is overrated. 

Satin makes me cold. I have to buy it lined with flannel. Even when I was an actual young person.

[Frozendiva]

Maybe Varya has had enough lousy boyfriends and has learned to hit back.

[mmecorday]

Ooh, it's Gee-Eff- Ree (I LOVE the way Olga pronounced his name!)

[magemaud]

Much to my surprise, there are direct flights from Vegas to Manchester. 

Explore England's "gateway to the north" with one of Virgin Atlantic's direct flights to Manchester. Fly direct to Manchester from Atlanta, Boston, Las Vegas, New York, Orlando, and Los Angeles

[LilaFowler]

I wonder how many ugly, desperate American men have taken this journey to Russia.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ok, finally a bathroom break #boycott

[LennieBriscoe]

9 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

What’s the password?

"Catfish."

[Gobi]

Napoleon had better luck in Moscow than Geoffrey will.

[mmecorday]

She's Russia's answer to Howard Stern!

[greekmom]

Vayra looks to be successful and not have to prostitute herself like Maria.

Why would she want an POS like Georffery?

 

[Dance4Life]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I know, I think he would be fun and treat a woman well but unfortunately the world doesn't work that way, people judge you on your looks. That's why I think that some of these people would find true love with somebody getting to know their personality and then falling in love with them, instead of a 23 year old year old online fantasy girl. But then again if you are a 2 and think you only deserve a 10 I don't have much sympathy for you.

Bid Ed is the cheater!!!!
 

His ex-wife is the one that needs the microwave popcorn watching this show.

 

She should join us!  Someone find her on social media and give her the Rice a Roni link! 🥳

[Ijustwantsomechips]

4 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Im really more of a potato chip gal. Salt & Vinegar. Thats all it takes

I’m a Ms. Vickie’s salt and vinegar type of girl. We must be soul mates. It’s been a couple seasons on this forum. I think we should get married.  I know this is true love.  

[iwasish]

Even if Big Ed and Rose don’t make it as a couple, without that vasectomy, they could get a gig on Lauren Lake,  Paternity Court. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I think that's a requirement to be on a TLC show because the 600 pounders are bad at it too.

They sure can pack on the weight, though. Thank you, I'm here all week.

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, Archer27 said:

I am missing my chips...I love all chips...gave chips up for Lent...and other more important things of course.

As IF! Chips rule, Baby Love!

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Dance4Life said:

Bid Ed is the cheater!!!!
 

His ex-wife is the one that needs the microwave popcorn watching this show.

I forgot about that. That's what I get for getting soft on one of these people and feeling sorry for them. 😂

[Mr. Miner]

A room full of Natalies.

Edited March 2, 2020 by Mr. Miner

[sainte-chapelle]

Russia is no joke, I know a same sex couple who were able to finally get to Canada. One came over and was finally able to bring his secret husband over on a spousal visa. They said they had to lie and pose as roommates, life there for them was very dangerous.

[Auntie Anxiety]

My last free night before my idiot Geoffrey arrives!

[Frozendiva]

Varya's friends are smart.

[mmecorday]

The Russian girls, they love the America. With the hula hoops and the "Dirty Dancing" and the Bloomingdales and the Smirnoff Ice.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

I’m a Ms. Vickie’s salt and vinegar type of girl.

I love the BBQ chips of that brand. Yes chips are better than popcorn unless it is at the movie theater or white cheddar popcorn.

[mmecorday]

Would someone please introduce Lisa to the bra department at JC Penney's?