90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Angry Moldovan]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Hubby won't watch with me but I have friends I swear 

 

Edited March 2, 2020 by Angry Moldovan
Tried to post my dog, didn’t work

[LucyEth]

Just now, Horrified said:

Is Rocky that woman's pet?

I was thinking he could sit on her lap like a child or something.

[magemaud]

Who knew there were multiple shootings and stabbing every night in York City PA? 

[hisbunkie]

Lisa thinks York, Pa is NYC?  Her friends think she looks like a woman of means?  The blind leading the blind. 

[Ijustwantsomechips]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

"I am very confident he will stick with me until the day I die". 🙄😂

He may not but the herpes definitely will

[Neurochick]

4 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Her last man died in prison, sooo there’s that. 

Well black men get locked up for stuff others don’t get locked up for, so there is that too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll need to pay attention for the second hour as I think we might be getting the introduction of a new (imaginary) couple or two. 

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

 

"I am very confident he will stick with me until the day I die". 🙄😂

 

To be fair, we don’t know when she will die. She appears to be a heavy smoker. Just saying. 

[Gobi]

I, for one, fully support Ed in his decision to have a vasectomy. 

[Doublemint]

'excuse the previous - I didn't know how to delete it.   Lisa will be happy to die there with Usman - what about her daughter????

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

 

 

 

 

This is the best post. I totally know what it is about

 And JoeGo and Tarzan suck

Edited March 2, 2020 by JennyMominFL

[hisbunkie]

2 minutes ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

 

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

"I am very confident he will stick with me until the day I die". 🙄😂

He may not but the herpes definitely will

 

Oh my!  That made me laugh out loud. Mean but funny. 

[mmecorday]

Hey guys, it's mmecorday. This is my first time live chatting with you all. Hope I can keep up!

[LucyEth]

Can you imagine a Tell All with both Lisa and Angela present?

[OldButHappy]

So I think that what Lisa had in mind for the music video was something like this:
 

[Eldemarge]

Oh barf, he went to V. Secret's to bring Rose some slutty undies for his trip.  He is too much.

[Angry Moldovan]

My 90 day doggo

[LucyEth]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Hey guys, it's mmecorday. This is my first time live chatting with you all. Hope I can keep up!

Hang on it's a wild run and lots of fun, Welcome!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Hey guys, it's mmecorday. This is my first time live chatting with you all. Hope I can keep up!

Welcome. It’s a skill to read, type and watch

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewww condoms, lollipops and microwaveable popcorn.  Fantasywear because of course.....

Edited March 2, 2020 by sainte-chapelle

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Hey guys, it's mmecorday. This is my first time live chatting with you all. Hope I can keep up!

Welcome! The live chat moves really fast so hop on and buckle up! 

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Hey guys, it's mmecorday. This is my first time live chatting with you all. Hope I can keep up!

What’s the password?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

My 90 day doggo

I love him...or her!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Big Ed’s hair looks so much natural.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, OldButHappy said:

So I think that what Lisa had in mind for the music video was something like this:
 

 

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

My 90 day doggo

 

 O idea why it’s upside down, keep scrolling

[Archer27]

Very nice ring

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh barf, he went to V. Secret's to bring Rose some slutty undies for his trip.  He is too much.

I guess he couldn't find any chocolate panties.

[kacesq]

Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool...I’ll be over here barfing at that mental Image....

[mmecorday]

Microwave popcorn and lingerie. Does this guy know his way to a girl's heart or what?

[hookedontv]

Big Ed’s friend telling him how stupid and crazy he is. Falling on deaf ears!! Gah these people!!

[Armchair Critic]

Ed seems to have a nice life, he lives in California, has a cute dog, 2 businesses, and a nice mother.  But the heart penis wants what the heart penis wants and is going to get him in trouble....

[Mr. Miner]

Big Ed looks like a thumb!

[Ijustwantsomechips]

I don’t know what’s funnier: Big Ed holding up Trojans or immediately saying “this is never going to fit” right after holding them up. I spit my lemonade out. 

[Azubah]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Hey guys, it's mmecorday. This is my first time live chatting with you all. Hope I can keep up!

What’s the password?

mmecorday knows that the password is "What is your eating habit?"

[xls]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh barf, he went to V. Secret's to bring Rose some slutty undies for his trip.  He is too much.

Look at all the pictures on his wall!

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Well black men get locked up for stuff others don’t get locked up for, so there is that too.

Regardless, he was in prison even if others weren’t sentenced to serve time for the same or similar behavior.   

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I love him...or her!

Her name is Adelaide, she’s sassy but loving

[Dance4Life]

Episode 2......and, I have heard the ....I love You....song.....at least 20 times!

 

I have it unintentionally memorized.

yea, yea....Nu Ang’s friends......what the heck you think happened to the Nigerians when they were brought to America??

 

Ohhhh.....Nigeria so dangerous now!  Hahahahahahahaha!

 

Look! Big Ang.....ready to die in Nigeria.  TRUE Baybee Luv!

 

Her hearing is really good for that young 50!
 

 Producers feeding her the lines. 🤣

 

[hookedontv]

Just now, Gobi said:

I guess he couldn't find any chocolate panties.

Nah, he just ate them on the walk home. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Of course she wants another baby, Ed. She wants to harvest the American dollar.

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Microwave popcorn and lingerie. Does this guy know his way to a girl's heart or what?

works for me

[DragonFlyzz]

Find someone your own age and she’s unlikely to want kids.

[greekmom]

Ed's scraggly beard is pissing me off. for fuck's sake, shave man!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Big Ed looks like a thumb!

💀 

[hookedontv]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

Big Ed looks like a thumb!

I’m choking with my flu cough! I sorta thought a big toe. A sweaty big toe. 

[mmecorday]

I think Big Ed has a big heart. I'm just wondering about the size of his brain.

[Eldemarge]

"I don't want to tell her right now because I'm afraid of losing her."  Let me translate:  "I don't want to tell Rose anything truthful until I see her in this lingerie and we bang a buncha times."

[Armchair Critic]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh barf, he went to V. Secret's to bring Rose some slutty undies for his trip.  He is too much.

I wear a t-shirt to bed, I would rather he bring me something useful.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

works for me

Actually, the popcorn was enough.  The whole skimpy underwear up your ass thing is overrated. 

[nytonc]

I just started the episode so feel free to ignore my question. With the plethora of lonely and desperate American women hoping to meet their Nigerian soul mate on social media, why the hell is Usman settling for old dried up Lisa?  Surely there must be a female that is both  scammable and easy on the eyes? Is he a friend of HugeAnge and Michael? Did he decide to just latch on to the first hag he got a response from?