90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

That does NOT look like a ring box. Is he fucking with her?

Chocolate panties?

[Swedishswordfish]

14 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I have a very generous leave policy where I work, but there's now way I could go off for a month at a time. Maybe she has a fancy job where she can work online, but I doubt it.

It’s probably part time retail or service where they can just take her off the schedule for a while. 
 

edit: Corrected past to part

Edited October 21, 2019 by Swedishswordfish

[Toodleoo]

Give her a Tiffany baby rattle, Tom. FINISH HER!!!

[LilaFowler]

I knew this would be lame.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, peaceknit said:

Tom's gunning for a second season bigtime.

I hope not. He’s not an attractive man

[Horrified]

Did not see that coming!!!!!

[Toodleoo]

BABAHAHHAHAHJAKAzkdldlwlskxnJSKKSKXMSKEKE

[Frozendiva]

ROFL! That face!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hilarious! Tom for the win.

[Pepper Mostly]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PSYCH!!

Well played, Tom. 

[VioletNevermind]

Holy shit.  Tom is a MASTER-LEVEL troll.  Wow. 

[kacesq]

Who had a key???? Lmao. Get hammered Darcey and tell him off.

[Andi27]

HAHAHAHA. Not even jewelry.

[sainte-chapelle]

Hahahahahaha it's a key you guys I'm dying

[Armchair Critic]

Darcey is so disappointed it's not a ring. AWKARD. Is Tom trolling her!?!

[Gigglepuff]

Hahahahaha...a key to his house, just before she flies back across the ocean. Perfect! I LOVE it. Ultimate trolling. 

[PityFree]

Huh. A key. 

[DanaMB]

OMG I am literally laughing out loud at the key.  We knew it wouldn't be a ring. Tom is so trolling her. 

[poeticlicensed]

Doesn't Tom live with his mom?? LOLOLOL

[Toodleoo]

Forget everything I’ve ever said about you Tommy Boy. I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

[greekmom]

ROTFL.... 

What a twit.

Tom is soooo fucking with her.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Tom delivers!

[Persnickety1]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The key to his house....not quite the key to his heart Darcy was hoping for!

[peaceknit]

oh my god, I cackled when he produced that key!

[Angry Moldovan]

Ha! We all know it’s a key to the air B and B

[LucyEth]

Are we allowed to talk about Stacey, she is not on the show so can we post things about her?  I don't want to get in trouble for posting a spoiler.

[Gobi]

I actually laughed out loud! Key to his house, love it!

[TigerLily20]

Bahahaahaha, I love Tom......and I love the fact that he gave her the key and she has never seen his house and is leaving tomorrow......

[PityFree]

 Tom is going to change his locks the instant Darcy steps onto the plane back to America.

[BradandJanet]

A fake key. It's like a fake promise ring. Good take on a standard. Tom.

[Armchair Critic]

"Oh a key... I can (gulp) make a necklace out of it" LMAO poor Darcey

[Toodleoo]

Darcey is going to stab him to death in his sleep with a stiletto

[sainte-chapelle]

She lives in the US when will she use the key? Tom is trolling her and I'm still laughing at her red wine joker smile

[magemaud]

54 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

 I now watch TWD only from the DVR because it's not even particularly good to snark on any more.  How the mighty have fallen.

TWD lost me during that whole stupid Neagen storyline. Is that over with yet? 

[Adeejay]

The key to his house; and it's not even to his real home; his future home. Sonofabitch!

[Honey]

Leave it to Angela to find the Super 8 of Lagos.

[Auntie Anxiety]

At least Darcy didn’t  burst out crying, so there’s that.

[RichiesOlderBro]

[Ellie Godfrey]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I hate to admit it but Darcey has grown on me. She is a desperate drunk but she doesn't seem to be a mean person. Just hope she pays more attention to her daughters instead of chasing men.

Her neuroses won't let her stop chasing men in search of that fantasy of happily ever after. Just like every other parent on this show and hybrids, she says her kids are her life but they take a backseat to getting laid.

[Arynm]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Are we allowed to talk about Stacey, she is not on the show so can we post things about her?  I don't want to get in trouble for posting a spoiler.

Oh!! put in in the couples thread, I don't think you can put spoilers here.

[LilaFowler]

I love when The Show puts up subtitles for English.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Doesn't Tom live with his mom?? LOLOLOL

Yeah, it's a key to his bedroom in the basement 

[kacesq]

Why are you nervous Angela? Just remind everyone you’re an ugly American, care nothing for his customs and you’re going to rule Mykull for the rest of his miserable life....

[Bryce Lynch]

I am surprised they showed the middle fingers without pixelating them.

I thought Jenniffer was hilarious sticking out her middle finger and saying she would wear it there.  But, if she hates it that much (and I don't blame her for hating it), she should have rejected it and told him to sell it and put the money towards her much bigger ring.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

A key to his house? Dafuq outta here. He lives on another continent. That’s like Omar buying Avery a car in Syria. What the hell is the point?

[Mierin]

LOL, a key!  I've been laughing for a few minutes now.

[poeticlicensed]

Grangie loves herself a good party! 

[Mindthinkr]

Those are Perrier Jouet champagne glasses. You used to get two free when you bought a bottle. 

[Pepper Mostly]

She's still going on about her lone egg. She is as ignorant as can be. 

[Twopper]

Oh, good grief, Tom.   A promise key?   Could you at least add that it is the key to your heart as well as your house?  And a key to your house is pretty useless at this point in her visit as she is going back to the USA tomorrow.

FAIL.