S10.E19: Life Is a Cabaret

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

I'm also going to walk around smugly like I won some damn prize

You need to wear a Carole ensemble - Couture of course.

May I recommend Commes Des Bozos? Feathers not included

[Martinigirl]

2 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

I LOVED Ramona's backless sequin gown when she screamed at Bethenny.

When she was stomping away when Bethenny didn't bite? 

[scoobie1]

Just now, Martinigirl said:

When she was stomping away when Bethenny didn't bite? 

Someone did a  GIF on the walking away and after a few watches of it ...she looked like Joan Rivers.   

Ramona get your own story and stop trying to create drama where it doesn't exist. Bethenny has moved on from you. Get the hint. 

[Martinigirl]

4 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

You need to wear a Carole ensemble - Couture of course.

May I recommend Commes Des Bozos? Feathers not included

Maybe I can pick up some used underwear from Poshmark to wear with the ensemble. 

[scoobie1]

Okay here's another question re: Dorinda and her drinking.  Why are these ladies always have before party drinks?  There were plenty of drinks at the actual show why do we have to drink before as well.  These women know how she is when she drinks too much yet they are constantly supplying her with alcohol. 

[Martinigirl]

1 minute ago, scoobie1 said:

Someone did a  GIF on the walking away and after a few watches of it ...she looked like Joan Rivers.   

Ramona get your own story and stop trying to create drama where it doesn't exist. Bethenny has moved on from you. Get the hint. 

She is such a bad actress...it's both comical and sad.

[Rosiejuliemom]

1 hour ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Sonja showing that money can't cover your ass.

Money can't clothe your a-a-ass!

Money can't clothe your a-a-ass!

La Perla is worn...mah friends!

[bosawks]

I usually don’t take anything on these shows to heart but those shots of Victoria being happy for her mom might have elicited a heavy sigh on my part.

[Jel]

2 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

She is such a bad actress...it's both comical and sad.

I loved it when Bethenny just wouldn't take the bait.  

[Chit Chat]

36 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

I'm going to have to started yelling, "It's Jovani!" at those I'm annoyed at.

First yell "Clip, Clip," then follow it up with a "Jovani!"  I had to laugh when Bethenny was talking about how Dorinda lets herself get all worked up about unimportant stuff.   Um, pot meet kettle.  

[Ms Blue Jay]

I loved how Ramona was having SO much fun at the Cabaret.

And I loved how she can be having a CRAZY tantrum and Carole gives her the most mild, cliched advice and her reaction is always "Wow, you're brilliant, you're a genius, I never thought of that" and she immediately calms down.  I find her hysterical.

[Soaper410]

Jovani must design exclusive for Cache’ stores at the mall.

[Ms Blue Jay]

[chewycandy]

Best moment: Tinsley screaming “you’re suffocating her!” during Downtown Titties.

[Jel]

That was also the expression I was wearing while Ramona was talking.

1 minute ago, chewycandy said:

Best moment: Tinsley screaming “you’re suffocating her!” during Downtown Titties.

That was funny. I liked Tinsley a lot this episode. 

[KungFuBunny]

9 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

She is such a bad actress...it's both comical and sad.

I love Ramona - she sends me into a fit of giggles more often than not

Screaming "with your fake tits" isn't as effective when the person who says it has a set of her own

[bagger]

Min re-watching because at the end of the day I love these broads. Why does Dorinda look like she came from clown school when she’s arriving at Timsley’s Hotel/apartment?

[UsernameFatigue]

1 hour ago, Martinigirl said:

Is color block still in style? 

 

1 hour ago, Martinigirl said:

47 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Is that where Adam got the "BEST GRANDMA" trophy for Carole?

 

(did anyone find Evelynn? she's out there)

 

MARTINGIRL, you are killing me! I have never quoted someone three times in one post. 

Carole's outfit at the cabaret looked like she bedazzled a clown costume. Then I saw KungFuBunny's clown post. Too funny. 

I laughed out loud at your Best Grandma trophy comment. Adam could have given Carole a trophy for Best Coffee Drinker as well. 

Regarding Ramona's newest skin care line (or anti skin line - lol) there is nothing on the website to link to a product. Nada. Zippo. And this is how many months after her party to celebrate it?

MARTINGIRL, I have been searching for Evelynn  to no avail. I don't care about Waldo, but I really would like to know where Evelynn is. 

Edited August 16, 2018 by UsernameFatigue

[njbchlover]

2 minutes ago, Soaper410 said:

Jovani must design exclusive for Cache’ stores at the mall.

Jovani is actually a very popular brand for formal wear - from prom dresses to mother of the bride and bridesmaid dresses.  Many high-end wedding dress boutiques carry Jovani.  Lots of their dresses are very sparkly (as evidenced by what Luann wore), but they have other less embellished dresses, too.  

[bagger]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

I love Ramona - she sends me into a fit of giggles more often than not

Screaming "with your fake tits" isn't as effective when the person who says it has a set of her own

 

I hope it gets really stupid and Bethenny brings Ramona’s bussom into it too. Something really petty will give me an enormous amount of satisfaction.

[chewycandy]

2 minutes ago, Jel said:

That was also the expression I was wearing while Ramona was talking.

That was funny. I liked Tinsley a lot this episode. 

I liked her “hi!” to Beth. And Bambi is adorable. Nice that Carole was holding her (him?) in her lap. 

[Martinigirl]

2 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I love Ramona - she sends me into a fit of giggles more often than not

Screaming "with your fake tits" isn't as effective when the person who says it has a set of her own

 

LOL!!! ...and LOL!!! at that picture

[Jel]

Ramona calling her skin care line her "Anti skincare line".

Flummoxed or Ramona-ism? I can't tell.

[Lynnlynnlynn586]

42 minutes ago, snarts said:

Luann's done quite a few shows and I don't think Sonja's been invited back. That was shady as hell, especially since she'd specifically been asked to keep her clothes on. 

Luann's sister dancing in her seat gave me life! It really did look like a fun show and the majority of the cast seemed genuinely happy for Luann. They're some catty bitches so if they liked it, it must be good. 

Sonja acts a little slutish i might add ?

[Thumper]

2 hours ago, Neurochick said:

Luann might have thought Dorinda wasn’t even with John, I thought they had broken up.

Carole, you’re full of shit.

Have another drink Dorinda.  It would have been wrong if Luann didn’t invite Dorinda since it was Dorinda who got her the dresses. 

 

Why is Carole full of shit?  Watching for the second time.

[TeeMo]

Dorinda’s face sitting at that table was the definition of “if looks could kill.” Chill, Dorinda. Tinsley was a moron for taking Carole’s advice and telling Dorinda that Scott was invited. 

I would have been happier for Lu in this episode if I didn’t know about the lawsuit and if she had not acted like such a smug self obsessed asshole in all of her THs. “Everyone was waiting on the STAR!” Get over yourself, Lu. You are not Bette Midler in Hello Dolly. Her banter during the show was funny and self deprecating. Giving herself so many pats on the back and rave reviews in her THs was the opposite. 

[English Teacher]

I haven’t read through all the posts yet, but that red dress Sonja is wearing....isn’t that the same one she wore (and trained to come off) in the party she threw at her house after Scary Island?  She used the same line then too (trained to come off).   ...am I right?

 

ETA: 28 minutes.  Same dress.  Same line.  Same Sonja.

 

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Edited August 16, 2018 by English Teacher

[ryebread]

There was a woman hovering in 90% of the scenes at the after-party. Attractive, tall, long blonde hair, parted down the middle. Anybody know who she was? Carole's replacement?

[hoodooznoodooz]

Beth tells Stacey, her hair stylist, and Todd, her makeup artist, that she’s not into Carole, because Carole’s become a little bit superficial.

[ryebread]

30 minutes ago, Jel said:

That was funny. I liked Tinsley a lot this episode. 

She gives thoughtful gifts.  But the voice....

[UsernameFatigue]

7 minutes ago, TeeMo said:

Dorinda’s face sitting at that table was the definition of “if looks could kill.” Chill, Dorinda. Tinsley was a moron for taking Carole’s advice and telling Dorinda that Scott was invited. 

I would have been happier for Lu in this episode if I didn’t know about the lawsuit and if she had not acted like such a smug self obsessed asshole in all of her THs. “Everyone was waiting on the STAR!” Get over yourself, Lu. You are not Bette Midler in Hello Dolly. Her banter during the show was funny and self deprecating. Giving herself so many pats on the back and rave reviews in her THs was the opposite. 

From what I could see, all the others in the show did the heavy lifting, and Lu just supplied some banter and butchered Money Can't Buy You Class, as usual. Please, I never want to hear that song sung - or spoken as is really the case - again. 

[LilaFowler]

Ugh. Dorinda's the worst.

[DelicateDee]

Got my popcorn ready!   Let's get on with it!

[chewycandy]

7 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Beth tells Stacey, her hair stylist, and Todd, her makeup artist, that she’s not into Carole, because Carole’s become a little bit superficial.

B’s hair was not great and her makeup looked minimal. What a waste of professional styling. Lol 

[DelicateDee]

I like Tinsley's outfit for the cabaret.!  She looks like a mature woman for once, and beautiful!  Keep it up Tins!

[breezy424]

Best line of the night:  Tinsley saying 'Tell me about it' when Lu talks about everyone should know three phone numbers by heart.

I'm team Doris on this thing about John being invited.  I still don't understand Lu's explanation.

I'm with the others who just wanted to pull that random extension out of Beth's hair.

Beth should have at least RSVP Ro's event and I get why Ro was pissed.  Like it or not, Ro was 'successful' at a way younger age than you.  And note to Beth:  You had a partner when you sold Skinnygirl to Beam.

[bagger]

4 minutes ago, DelicateDee said:

I like Tinsley's outfit for the cabaret.!  She looks like a mature woman for once, and beautiful!  Keep it up Tins!

I would kill for her cross necklace just loved it

[ShawnaLanne]

13 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Beth tells Stacey, her hair stylist, and Todd, her makeup artist, that she’s not into Carole, because Carole’s become a little bit superficial.

I get your point, but there isn't a single woman that night who didn't go out for the last cast party, err, Lu's caberet act, that night.

[Bronzedog]

Getting arrested was one of the best things to ever happen to Luann.  Bravo rewarded her with a season that was mostly about her and televising her cabaret act.  

[Cherrio]

Dorinda reminded me of Baby Jane Hudson tonight with the make-up.   Looking really rough.

 

[farmgal4]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

This may be my favorite GIF ever.  Bethenny outdid herself with that one.  I think I want it playing at my funeral.

[Thumper]

I was surprised and amused by Lu's cabaret act!  Good writing, whoever did it.  I thought it would just be Lu, but the others  added a lot.  Lu looked good.

I think Rachel Dratch and the blonde comedian were on WWHL with Andy one night.

[howiveaddict]

38 minutes ago, English Teacher said:

I haven’t read through all the posts yet, but that red dress Sonja is wearing....isn’t that the same one she wore (and trained to come off) in the party she threw at her house after Scary Island?  She used the same line then too (trained to come off).   ...am I right?

It's her trick slutty dress.

[Kiki777]

Tinsley wins the night for me - her outfit was fabulous and her gift to Luanne was really funny and sweet.

Interesting about the reunion previews- Carole has the first seat to Andy's left.  Has anyone gone from first seat to fired?  Makes me wonder if she actually did quit.

Sonja is thirsty as hell.  

The scenes of Lu with her kids made me sad knowing what she did to them.  Wonder if they will discuss it next week.

Was also expecting some acknowledgement of Dennis' passing.  

[noveltylibrary]

1 hour ago, njbchlover said:

I thought all of their last shots with their recaps were less than flattering.  I wonder if the camera people were pissed at all of them!  

 

I liked Ramona's--and was really jealous how cute her hair bounced.

[English Teacher]

Am I the only one who calls BS that Sonja got full asking rental price for that literal ?show of a townhouse?

[jaybird2]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

Bwahahahaha

loved, loved, loved that movie!

[Rosiejuliemom]

1 minute ago, English Teacher said:

Am I the only one who calls BS that Sonja got full asking rental price for that literal ?show of a townhouse?

Nope. If she did get full ask, the renter got hosed.

[Cherrio]

3 minutes ago, jaybird2 said:

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

Bwahahahaha

loved, loved, loved that movie!

I didn't read thru the thread before I posted KungFu Bunny so I didn't notice you used Baby Jane before I did.    Oops  :)

Anyway, I keep seeing Dorinda (Jane) saying to Luann......"Eatcha dinnah Luann

[TexasGal]

3 hours ago, bosawks said:

I’m trying to explain these people to my mother, since she’s staying with me and watching the finale was a nonnegotiable, and she’s looking at me with the “where have I gone wrong” eyes....

I made my mom watch OC once.  She was appalled by Vicki, as all right thinking human beings should be.

Other than Dorinda, I loved that all the other women seemed genuinely happy for Lu’s success with the show.