S06.E14: Jennifer & Marissa's Story LIVE CHAT

[QuinnInND]

I just want to eat and go to sleep. Like usual. 

 

And ordering pizza instead of grabbing something better. Ugh. 

[Armchair Critic]

I'm on a diet so extra cheese on the pizza!

[Shnoopy]

Just now, CoachWristletJen said:

The daughter just told Dr. Now that she was hitting the gym four times a week?

I thought she was agoraphobically afraid of going to the gym. (To honor Schenee, I made up a word to show off my knowledgement and I'm using it in my own way.)

Did I miss something? (I've been going back and forth a bit doing laundry so I might have actually missed something.)

Oh you knowlegded! Sorry. Not sorry.

[LordOfLotion]

Just now, Donut Bear said:

Where is "dad" going to sleep?

In the truck. BECAUSE IT'S QUIET.

[Kid]

So they order pizza. I believe that Marissa is trying to sabotage her mother.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oops, here it comes--theres nothing to eat on the road so we are forced to eat double cheese pizza.

[DC Gal in VA]

Yet again with the "we're on the road and there aren't a lot of options." Check.

[Gaffa]

Pizza time!!!

[MJS]

OK, you ordered a pizza- but does t have to be EXTRA cheese and pepperoni?

 

How about veggie and light on the cheese, if you “have to “get pizza?

[leFay]

I'm still amazed that these women find men... multiple men... I'm only about 50# overweight, does that mean I need to gain more?  I'm just so confused.... could it be my lack of tacky tattoos and hanging ass flaps?....

[QuinnInND]

Stop with the can't eat healthy on the road shit!!! You can!! I've done it!! Gah! 

[Shnoopy]

Extra cheese. See? That's the bullshit that's not necessary. 

[Guest]

Yes, I get you need to eat -- but why couldn't they split the pizza instead of ordering one pizza per person and consuming the whole thing themselves??

[zoemom]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

"LAST CHANCE" 

"Not going to live much longer"

"It's scary to make this change."

"I feel like it's our last chance."

"I need to change my life."

UGHHHHHH. I need to change the channel. 

Yeah, but it's like a car crash.  You don't want to slow down to look, but you just can't help yourself........

[Gaffa]

Not the ranch...

[Stusan]

Lordy. Even pizza places have salads!

[ams1001]

1 minute ago, LordOfLotion said:

You know why the dude is in the truck by himself? BECAUSE IT'S QUIET.

Can I work in a truck by myself? I had to walk away from my desk this morning or I was gonna scream. One day I will start yelling "SHUT THE F*** UP" at everyone around me and it will not end well. ;)

[Armchair Critic]

I think the problem with younger patients like Marissa is that they are still mobile so they don't feel the urgency to lose the weight.

[Concerned]

What’s with the girlfriend who shares a bed with Marissa and loves her so much that she moves to Texas too?

[CircusPeanuts]

16 minutes ago, Quof said:

You can't walk around the block?  You live on the second floor, how about walking the stairs on occasion?

Exactly!!  Go up-and-down the stairs a couple times a day. Clearly the slightest bit of movement is difficult for her. She doesn’t need to go to a gym. 

[88Keys]

Guys, I missed the first part.  Can someone catch me up on the horrific backstory?

[hoosiermom]

did you see the disgusted look on dads face watching them eat pizza?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Kid said:

So they order pizza. I believe that Marissa is trying to sabotage her mother.

Oh, yeah, Marissa is pissed. She cast herself in the role of the savior of her mother. But now her mother is doing better than she is. She can't stand that. 

[QuinnInND]

3 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Are you sure they were Birkenstock?  

They looked like that style. Knockoffs, sure. But like generic. 

[TwirlyGirly]

1 minute ago, leFay said:

I'm still amazed that these women find men... multiple men... I'm only about 50# overweight, does that mean I need to gain more?  I'm just so confused.... could it be my lack of tacky tattoos and hanging ass flaps?....

Try to grow a lymphodema or two. Then you'll be super sexy.

[MsVixen]

Just now, leFay said:

I'm still amazed that these women find men... multiple men... I'm only about 50# overweight, does that mean I need to gain more?  I'm just so confused.... could it be my lack of tacky tattoos and hanging ass flaps?....

Yep.  I don't understand it all.  I finally gotten some confidence and decided that If I didn't have a man, it was tuff titty for them,

[aliya]

Am I the only one who likes the cute little bladder on the commercials?

[Shnoopy]

Just now, leFay said:

I'm still amazed that these women find men... multiple men... I'm only about 50# overweight, does that mean I need to gain more?  I'm just so confused.... could it be my lack of tacky tattoos and hanging ass flaps?....

They're called chub chasers. They like it

 

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I think the problem with younger patients like Marissa is that they are still mobile so they don't feel the urgency to lose the weight.

Agreed. 

[leFay]

1 minute ago, Concerned said:

What’s with the girlfriend who shares a bed with Marissa and loves her so much that she moves to Texas too?

WHAAAAT??? I missed something when I got up to get cheese...

[88Keys]

2 minutes ago, leFay said:

I'm still amazed that these women find men... multiple men... I'm only about 50# overweight, does that mean I need to gain more?  I'm just so confused.... could it be my lack of tacky tattoos and hanging ass flaps?....

It's probably that combined with you having actual standards for the men you date.  :)

[LordOfLotion]

1 minute ago, leFay said:

I'm still amazed that these women find men... multiple men... I'm only about 50# overweight, does that mean I need to gain more?  I'm just so confused.... could it be my lack of tacky tattoos and hanging ass flaps?....

We talked about this in Schenee's thread. The answer is yes. You need folds, or in this case, flaps. When you get your man, keep him under your flaps and let him out to shower for 2 hours each day, and any time you need bleach or sugar for your spaghetti.

[hoosiermom]

1 minute ago, 88Keys said:

Guys, I missed the first part.  Can someone catch me up on the horrific backstory?

Hahahahahaha. Glad you made it!

[leFay]

Just now, aliya said:

Am I the only one who likes the cute little bladder on the commercials?

I almost choked on my block of cheddar!!!

[DC Gal in VA]

1 minute ago, Concerned said:

What’s with the girlfriend who shares a bed with Marissa and loves her so much that she moves to Texas too?

Ummmm yeah, I was kinda wondering about that too..........

[Shnoopy]

1 minute ago, 88Keys said:

Guys, I missed the first part.  Can someone catch me up on the horrific backstory?

The usual. And sad. Abused, got into bad relationships, ate the sadness. That pretty much sums it up.

[ams1001]

Just now, leFay said:

WHAAAAT??? I missed something when I got up to get cheese...

When they were packing up the truck there was a friend. She said they've been friends for a long time and she wanted to move to Texas with them...didn't say why.

[zoemom]

1 minute ago, QuinnInND said:

Stop with the can't eat healthy on the road shit!!! You can!! I've done it!! Gah! 

There's this place called SUBWAY.   Where I live you can even get it delivered.   Just another (usual) excuse.  I think the daughter is trying to sabotage her mom's progress.  I'm not liking Miss Blue Bangs so much......

Looks like "dad" came in from the truck to eat some pizza too......

[Barb23]

OMG, they all stretch out after eating the pizza.  How about a little walk instead?  But i know they are tired from sitting all day riding in the car. *sarcasm *

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Shnoopy said:

They're called chub chasers

I have always had to watch my weight, where are all the chubby chasers? I am always with men I don't want to even wear a bathing suit in front of. Of course I probably have higher standards than some of these people but still......

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, 88Keys said:

Guys, I missed the first part.  Can someone catch me up on the horrific backstory?

Mom = molested

Daughter = raped

They were both overweight prior to being abused but blamed the crimes for their increased eating.

[CringeWatcher]

1 minute ago, TwirlyGirly said:

Try to grow a lymphodema or two. Then you'll be super sexy.

And a pair of fabulous butt wings.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, leFay said:

I'm still amazed that these women find men... multiple men... I'm only about 50# overweight, does that mean I need to gain more?  I'm just so confused.... could it be my lack of tacky tattoos and hanging ass flaps?....

Two words. Low standards. Hard to believe that a prize like Duwayne is taken.  

[aliya]

5 minutes ago, QuinnInND said:

I just want to eat and go to sleep. Like usual. 

 

And ordering pizza instead of grabbing something better. Ugh. 

Didn't they drive there?  If they were so tired, couldn't the friend drive and get a couple of rotisserie chickens, some salad & fruit from the salad bar, and a couple of halo tops? : )

[Cherrio]

2 minutes ago, TwirlyGirly said:

Try to grow a lymphodema or two. Then you'll be super sexy.

Aaah my belly from laughing so much.

[SnarkySnarky]

6 minutes ago, QuinnInND said:

I just want to eat and go to sleep. Like usual. 

 

And ordering pizza instead of grabbing something better. Ugh. 

At least it was a 12 inch instead of a large.

[Quof]

6 minutes ago, leFay said:

I'm still amazed that these women find men... multiple men...

Lid for every pot.

Ass for every saddle.

[Shnoopy]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

Didn't they drive there?  If they were so tired, couldn't the friend drive and get a couple of rotisserie chickens, some salad & fruit from the salad bar, and a couple of halo tops? : )

Nope. Fast food dammit!

[Azubah]

Ah, so Mom passive-aggressively screwed up the apartment search.

[Armchair Critic]

Well at least they got some exercise looking for the apartment.....

[Stusan]

1 minute ago, SnarkySnarky said:

At least it was a 12 inch instead of a large.

That’s what she said.