S08.E14: Heaven Knows

[sadiebyuca]

If I was these women, I would NEVER have a private lunch or meeting with Teddi ever again. She's going to sell them down the river the first time she has an opportunity.  Kyle seemed very conscious of that during their lunch. 

I wonder how many episodes we have to wait for Teddi to tell Erika that he was complaining about her behind her back to Kyle and that Kyle "agreed" with her 100%. You know, because Teddi will want to be accountable.  :/

[enchantingmonkey]

Does a person feel some kind of deep remorse over losing their temper and biting someone else's head off?  Probably not.  I'm no fan of Erika's but I was fine with her apology.  We all have the potential an asshole from time to time.  

Erika's suggestion that she's ready to travel at a moment's notice was ridiculous.  She can't go anywhere without that clown crew painting her, dressing her and blowing smoke up her ass.  

Lisa Rinna's speculation about her past lives may have been the funniest thing she's ever said.  Like ever. 

Was there a story behind The Phone Calls From Heaven that was left on the cutting room floor?  I'm open-minded to psychics but I can't imagine why anyone would say that and think they don't sound crazy.  

Edited March 21, 2018 by enchantingmonkey

[Neeners]

Lois makes Rinna and her daughters tolerable.

[poeticlicensed]

I loved that LVP wasn't buying the psychic, who then talks about her dogs and in the next breath admitted she read about pink dog on Twitter, lol. Way to talk to spirits lady, by reading Twitter. 

Edited March 21, 2018 by poeticlicensed

[Neeners]

I'm also tired of Erika making LVP digs in her THs.

[Pickles]

Lisa Rinna really made me laugh when she say she was probably a farmer in her past life. Omg. I am finding her likable this time around. Never thought I would say that. Kyle wears some questionable outfits--as in ugly.

[bichonblitz]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

I think I liked Rinna's imagination of a past life the most - I was either a farmer, or in prison, maybe a whore in the early 1800's

This is why I can't quit Rinna!

[breezy424]

What does Dorit want from Teddi?  Is Teddi supposed to get down on all fours and grovel in front of the other women?  Or, as Heather Dubrow once said, "Do you want me to pop a vein?"  And after the apology, Dorit talks about her reputation being sullied?  You said those words about Rinna.  And...there was no 'but' in that apology. 

We didn't get a 'but' from Erika's apology but we got a 'however'.  No sincerity there.  Viewers on tonight's WWHL poll are still 80% team Teddi.

Love Rinna's mom.

Psychics are fun but I just don't believe.  Rinna's prior lives were hilarious. 

EJ's words of wisdom:  Women shouldn't criticize other women but apparently it's ok to conclude that women who wear flats are quitters. 

Edited March 21, 2018 by breezy424

[CrinkleCutCat]

Nothing like getting a pep talk from a MAN before you go on stage to talk to young women and girls about.... WOMEN issues! Especially a bitchy queen. He’s going to know exactly what young women and girls need to hear. [end sarcasm font before I vomit]

[Steph J]

1 hour ago, sadiebyuca said:

If I was these women, I would NEVER have a private lunch or meeting with Teddi ever again. She's going to sell them down the river the first time she has an opportunity.  Kyle seemed very conscious of that during their lunch. 

I wonder how many episodes we have to wait for Teddi to tell Erika that he was complaining about her behind her back to Kyle and that Kyle "agreed" with her 100%. You know, because Teddi will want to be accountable.  :/

I mean, how "private" is a lunch that's recorded by a camera crew?

I get that people (in the show and outside of it) are annoyed that Teddi tells all after a conversation, but if a conversation happens during filming and it's halfway interesting or has the potential for scandal, it's going to end up shared with everyone whether Teddi keeps quiet about it or not (which is, I suspect, the reason why Teddi feels compelled to fill people in afterwards - because she doesn't want it coming back to bite her when it airs).

[Fiero425]

18 minutes ago, Steph J said:

I mean, how "private" is a lunch that's recorded by a camera crew?

I get that people (in the show and outside of it) are annoyed that Teddi tells all after a conversation, but if a conversation happens during filming and it's halfway interesting or has the potential for scandal, it's going to end up shared with everyone whether Teddi keeps quiet about it or not (which is, I suspect, the reason why Teddi feels compelled to fill people in afterwards - because she doesn't want it coming back to bite her when it airs).

But they all do it; which is why I'm wondering why someone like Dorit has the nerve to criticize Teddi for doing it? Dorit stirs so much $#!t up just by repeating things she hears in confidence! That's the major error she made with LVP that got her punished last week! ;-)

Edited March 21, 2018 by Fiero425

[princelina]

My big LOL was when Mikey told Erika that she'd be following "new, hot young women" like Tyra Banks and Kimora Lee Simmons!

[missyb]

Folks, never forget you are watching an entertainment show. Every new episode a twosome is chosen to go to lunch together and recap what offenses among the ladies may have happened. Its kind of like the diary room in big brother. So Teddi, when you sit down with Kyle for lunch, can you lead with a recap.

LVP, I am seeing a different side of her this season and I like it. Less about manipulating people for a laugh and more compassion. I find her compassion for Teddi has an authentic ring to it. She likes the lady.

I liked when LVP approached Erika right away about feeling hurt she had not reached out about her dog, it was what the ladies always scream at each other to do. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME TELL ME. So Lisa did and not it is only to make Erika feel bad. Okay Erika. Who by the way said she had only just heard which shows how interested she is in anyone else when the cameras are not on.

Dorit was Dorit. I thought Camille's TH's were funny. Her reaction to Teddi's apology was so "affected". In her upper crust voice, Teddi, that was not satisfactory to me. Watch and learn how I do it. Meaning climb all over some one or get 5 inches from their face .

Kyle, not much of a factor this season or this show. Clearly consumed with her own projects.

Lisa R was fun this episode and her mother is lovely.

Edited March 21, 2018 by missyb

[lunastartron]

Teddi: Just once, I would love to give an apology to these women and have it be accepted because, really, what more is there to say?

Teddi, 2 minutes later in screen time: If Erika were to apologize to me, I would accept it ... BUT, regardless, I will always have in the back of my mind all of the offenses that she committed against me.

And for all of her chest puffing in her talking heads about how she's "not scared of Erika," she looked frightened enough to me when Erika popped off on her. 

Edited March 21, 2018 by lunastartron

[bichonblitz]

Omg that psychic was the worst ever. I wonder how much Beverly Hills money Kyle paid that poser for those pathetic readings. At least she could have booked that new kid psychic to the stars Tyler Henry (who now has his own show on E!)

"Marilyn Monroe is at the table". Ohhhhh this woman is a genius!

To LVP- You have 3 dogs in heaven that love you very much. (then admitting she saw that on Twitter)

To Erika- You are very connected to Spain. Must have seen that on Twitter, too. 

Answer to Kyle about her new show- your mother is concerned about her hair, makeup and wardrobe. 

I was on the edge of my seat with those revelations...

[WireWrap]

14 minutes ago, lunastartron said:

Teddi: Just once, I would love to give an apology to these women and have it be accepted because, really, what more is their to say?

Teddi, 2 minutes later in screen time: If Erika were to apologize to me, I would accept it ... BUT, regardless, I will always have in the back of my mind all of the offenses that she committed against me.

And for all of her chest puffing in her talking heads about how she's "not scared of Erika," she looked frightened enough to me when Erika popped off on her. 

Erika was no different, she is tentative about Teddi as much as Teddi is about her and both have reasons to feel that way IMO.  That said, it was nice to hear a semi apology and have it semi accepted without any eye rolling. As for Teddi's face when Erika went off on her, it look more like shock than fright to me. LOL

[ivygirl]

36 minutes ago, princelina said:

My big LOL was when Mikey told Erika that she'd be following "new, hot young women" like Tyra Banks and Kimora Lee Simmons!

That got me, too! Made me feel positively pubescent! ;)

[papermoon]

Erika is starting to make Leona Helmsley look positively convivial by comparison, jeeez.

[rho]

3 hours ago, Wicked said:

Fanny packs!!!!!!  I've been waiting for them to become fashionable! They are soooooo convenient.

I still hate Dorit.

I love everything about your post! Someone get me my fanny pack!

3 hours ago, ivygirl said:

I live for these sequences that make it apparent just how long people talk. Dorit got the fade n’ continue plus a Camille TH for good measure ;) 

Dorit talks like she's the only woman on earth who's ever had a job before! And she sure goes to a lot of meetings for someone who has virtually zero design input in the finished product. Poor Lois travels 1000 miles and is subjected to a marathon of Kemsley fantasies. She deserves better!

[film noire]

2 hours ago, A-Lo said:

 HOW is that message empowering any young woman???

Can't wait for her next book, "Girl Twats" ("Dear GTs: Motherhood is hard. Working for a living is hard. Performing well on stage is hard. That's why I actively avoid doing any of those things.")

1 hour ago, breezy424 said:

EJ's words of wisdom:  Women shouldn't criticize other women but apparently it's ok to conclude that women who wear flats are quitters. 

And women who show vulnerability are crybabies.  

30 minutes ago, papermoon said:

Erika is starting to make Leona Helmsley look positively convivial by comparison, jeeez.

What was Leona's famous quote? -- ah yes, now I remember, my amnesia is gone! -- "Only the little cunts pay taxes."

Edited March 21, 2018 by film noire

[ivygirl]

Just looked up the Girl Cult festival. EJ didn’t even make the poster. Like, you know how even the most random bands are listed in 2-point type at the bottom of the Coachella poster? EJ didn’t even rank that, on this random festival poster.

[Lizzing]

1 hour ago, film noire said:

And women who show vulnerability are crybabies

Unless the tears are over being included in a Kardashian phone game, then it is perfectly acceptable. 

[yourmomiseasy]

5 hours ago, ivygirl said:

I love an Arnold Palmer! 

We always used to get half and half green tea and lemonade at lunch at Panera and call it a Tiger Woods.  We did it often enough that all the cashiers knew what it was. 

5 hours ago, dosodog said:

Well have you seen it?

It's cute.  Your basic sweater duster,also in petites, but is cute.

Yes.  I buy clothes from QVC.  I live in a rural area.  My choices are limited. 

Don't judge me.  

 

 

My mom just told me she got an evine credit card so she could get free shipping on sweaters.  So you're not alone.

4 hours ago, Straycat80 said:

Me too and I’m still laughing my ass off. At least it was more realistic than being a Spanish prince. 

Erika brought receipts to WWHL.  She said she has Spanish in her 23 and me results and how many generations back it is coincides with when she was a Spanish prince.  I'm not sure if she's saying she's her own ancestor or if she doesn't understand how DNA works.

2 hours ago, princelina said:

My big LOL was when Mikey told Erika that she'd be following "new, hot young women" like Tyra Banks and Kimora Lee Simmons!

I laughed so hard at this and wondered if America's Next Top Model reruns are his only cultural reference point.

 

I was super turned off by Kyle's psychic using Lisa's recent loss as a way to get an "accurate" read.  Tasteless grifter.

Edited March 21, 2018 by yourmomiseasy

[BlackMamba]

Maybe it's because Lisa R isn't getting a lot of airtime or ED isn't there to pump up her ego.  But I've liked her this season.   This is the most mellow she's ever been.  I really enjoyed her mom Lois.  Her mom might be 89 but she doesn't look it or feel it which I love.

Poor pink dog.  And the other one is sick too.  What is the life expectancy with these type of dogs? 

The psychic lady wasn't trying to be believable. I literally tuned her out every time she spoke. 

Dry, filler episode but liked seeing Lois. 

[Rosebud1970]

Five minutes.

That's all it took. Five minutes into the show, Teddie calls Dorit to apologize for telling Lisa Rinna the truth (how dare she!) about something that Dorit and the boiled ham said about her (Lisa) at a dinner where they both accused her of being schizophrenic--which is borderline slanderous, if you ask me.

And Dorit, who for some reason, seems to think this show is about HER and only her, decides that Teddie's apology is somehow insufficient. What would she have Teddie do? Pack up those bogus Hermes dishes and return them for her? Clean her house? Do her laundry? Whatever. A simple apology simply wasn't enough for the Queen Bee of RHOBH.

Dorit is just so extra. LVP is done with her and she knows it. She's been replaced by, of all people, Teddie.

 

I'm dying here. I kinda--well, more than kinda--hate Dorit. But she brings conflict, so I guess we're stuck with the bitch.

For now.

[Snappy]

I have to join "team Rinna" this season which, after last season, I didn't think I'd ever say. Other than when she is promoting the Hadidn'ts (which is insufferable and causes me to FF), she's been funny and self deprecating. Dare I say "normal"? I don't think there's anything wrong with people buying her clothes on QVC, but it struck me as funny that ladies who get 60K earrings would gush over a sweater that she probably got free (non sellers?). Loved her mom. Still can't stand her daughters, even when their only on for a split second.

Dorit and Erika really do deserve each other. I was liking Erika more this season, but then her true self showed up (Three Faces of Erika). They are both so self-important. Anyone who toots their own horn and requires sycophants to follow them around is actually quite insecure. I think for all their bravado, these 2 realize they have no talent, just some rich guy's money to pretend they do. Say what you will about Teddi or Kyle's jobs/projects, but at least their doing something separate from their husbands. Anyone else want to see these two get put in their places big time? I wouldn't feel bad for them at all!

[Adira]

6 hours ago, lunastartron said:

Teddi: Just once, I would love to give an apology to these women and have it be accepted because, really, what more is there to say?

Teddi, 2 minutes later in screen time: If Erika were to apologize to me, I would accept it ... BUT, regardless, I will always have in the back of my mind all of the offenses that she committed against me.

And for all of her chest puffing in her talking heads about how she's "not scared of Erika," she looked frightened enough to me when Erika popped off on her. 

You can accept an apology but still keep your guard up towards the person.  Just because you accept that the person is sincere about being sorry for whatever they did doesn't mean you accept that they'll NEVER do it again.  I'd do the exact same thing with Erika - I'd believe she's apologetic that she overreacted in her response to Teddi and was too harsh, but I certainly wouldn't just assume she'd never do it again!

Eileen on the other hand DOESN'T accept an apology.  How many times did she "accept" LVP's apology about mentioning her affair with Vinny and then CONTINUE TO BRING IT UP??  You're not accepting an apology if you keep bringing up the thing apologized for over and over again.

[Higgins]

At least there were apologies.

[sadiebyuca]

7 hours ago, Steph J said:

I mean, how "private" is a lunch that's recorded by a camera crew?

I get that people (in the show and outside of it) are annoyed that Teddi tells all after a conversation, but if a conversation happens during filming and it's halfway interesting or has the potential for scandal, it's going to end up shared with everyone whether Teddi keeps quiet about it or not (which is, I suspect, the reason why Teddi feels compelled to fill people in afterwards - because she doesn't want it coming back to bite her when it airs).

You're totally right.  I think Teddi is annoying because her only storylines seem to be about gossip or drama she has created.  Even her own beach house sleepover - those memories are just about her complaining about Erika being weird.  It's brilliant though.  No one is able to focus any energy on making fun of her husband, children, home, past-times, hobbies, etc., because they're so busy reacting to her reactions to them!  The only time they make fun of her career is when she using it in relation to them. 

7 hours ago, lunastartron said:

Teddi: Just once, I would love to give an apology to these women and have it be accepted because, really, what more is there to say?

Teddi, 2 minutes later in screen time: If Erika were to apologize to me, I would accept it ... BUT, regardless, I will always have in the back of my mind all of the offenses that she committed against me.

And for all of her chest puffing in her talking heads about how she's "not scared of Erika," she looked frightened enough to me when Erika popped off on her. 

I noticed that, too.  I don't think she's being accountable. 

[escapetoreality]

The moment when the psychic intimated a heavenly call from Pink Dog was callous, exploitive and must be a violation of psychic principles! To have then confessed the Twitter prep does not excuse what had to be an excruciating moment for Lisa who was clearly distraught. Also I am sure the producers made her confront Erika about the lack-o-text as I can't imagine Lisa caring at all.  These obviously inauthentic moments seem to increase every season. I would love to know how many takes it took for Erika's suggestion that the group join her in Berlin sound remotely sincere.  

[Chit Chat]

7 hours ago, rho said:

I live for these sequences that make it apparent just how long people talk. Dorit got the fade n’ continue plus a Camille TH for good measure ;)

I noticed when Dorit was blabbering on at the lunch with Lois, she said something about equating her designing the bathing suit collection to carrying a child and giving birth (something along those lines), and Camille took her sunglasses off and wiped away a tear.  Camille referenced that in her TH saying that Dorit doesn't know when to shut up.  I'm sure Camille won't talk about having to use a surrogate, but I'd be interested in her thoughts on what she went through with that.  

Okay, let me get this straight.  Empowering women means that you should ditch everything, head to California, hook up with a rich man, hire an army to dress and advise you, go on stage virtually naked and pat your puss while strutting proudly in front of a crowd. Hmmm.   And all this time my idea of female empowerment came from all of the women trailblazers I saw in the space program (I grew up in that area and worked there a short time.)  Women like Astronauts Sally Ride, Mae Jemison, Judith Resnik, and all of the female engineers who were doing great things in a male-dominated field.  This is just to name a few of the many, many women trailblazers out there who inspired me with their grit and determination.  No patting of the puss was involved.  

Edited March 21, 2018 by ChitChat

[noveltylibrary]

Most boring season ever.  All the drama has been about who said what about who--cripes, I can get that IRL.?

[Mr. Miner]

1 hour ago, ChitChat said:

I noticed when Dorit was blabbering on at the lunch with Lois

I think she did a huge bump on the way to lunch.

Erika is going to blow all of the husbands, I guess that means PK too? yikes!

[imjagain]

I just started watching this but love Rinna's mom!

How funny would it have been  if it was Berlin Heights Ohio,  not  Berlin Germany lol. It just made me laugh when Rinna asked, Germany? 

Edited March 21, 2018 by imjagain

[BusyOctober]

When Erika was telling the ladies about her past life as a boy in Spain...I swear she said "...and I lived in the bottom of a shoe."  I rewound twice  and figured out it was "ship".  Either one, both are equally plausible....not. The whole psychic thing is such a joke, especially when done on these reality shows.  Talk about phishing for info.  How do these women not see it?  "I am seeing a "f" name 'Francis...or Frances...?'  and Rinna pipes up "My Dad was Frank!" (even though it sounds like the man never went by his formal name, just Frank).  Wow...info that ANYONE of us could Google or pull up on Wikipedia just magically "comes" to this woman!  It's amazing. And the dolt admitted she looked at Twitter re. LVP's dog dying.  If she's been employed by Kyle for 10+ years, then this "psychic" has surely picked up tidbits of info about Kyle's friends, family, etc. Also, there is a TV show aaaallll about these people that has been airing for 8 seasons.  I could do a "cold reading" on these women and guarantee 80% accuracy.

The whole Girl Cult thing was weird.  The pep talk from Mikey, Erika's Fluffer, about the amazing "young" women on the panel. Tyra Banks?? Kimora Lee Simmons?? I've heard that 40 is the new 20, but COME ON!  Then the MC's get up...was Mikey and his Insane Clown Posse in charge of styling her too?  What the hell was she wearing?  I thought at first she was Rebel Wilson doing a bit.  I am not as young and fresh as  the Ms. Girardi (b.'71), Banks (b.'73) or Simmons (b.'75). I was born in 1970, so I am old and haggard, and therefore do not know that what young women need to feel empowered.  Way back in my day (365 whole days BE -Before Erika), young women were encouraged NOT to dress like Japanese anime hookers to be taken seriously.  But what do I know...  I'll just be over here in the corner on my Lark Scooter, waiting for the Home Town Buffet to open for dinner...at 4pm.  

Edited March 21, 2018 by BusyOctober

[janie2002]

12 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

I think she did a huge bump on the way to lunch.

Erika is going to blow all of the husbands, I guess that means PK too? yikes!

The thing is none of the other wives NEED permission to go somewhere, unlike Erika with her boss. 

[poeticlicensed]

I FFed through Ericka's girl talk because the premise was just ridiculous, a cocktail waitress who landed a old rich guy who supports her is the epitome of female success? Sorry, that's the wrong message to send to young women. 

[FlyingEgret]

16 minutes ago, BusyOctober said:

When Erika was telling the ladies about her past life as a boy in Spain...I swear she said "...and I lived in the bottom of a shoe."  I rewound twice  and figured out it was "ship".  Either one, both are equally plausible....not. The whole psychic thing is such a joke, especially when done on these reality shows.  Talk about phishing for info.  How do these women not see it?  "I am seeing a "f" name 'Francis...or Frances...?'  and Rinna pipes up "My Dad was Frank!" (even though it sounds like the man never went by his formal name, just Frank).  Wow...info that ANYONE of us could Google or pull up on Wikipedia just magically "comes" to this woman!  It's amazing. And the dolt admitted she looked at Twitter re. LVP's dog dying.  If she's been employed by Kyle for 10+ years, then this "psychic" has surely picked up tidbits of info about Kyle's friends, family, etc. Also, there is a TV show aaaallll about these people that has been airing for 8 seasons.  I could do a "cold reading" on these women and guarantee 80% accuracy.

The whole Girl Cult thing was weird.  The pep talk from Mikey, Erika's Fluffer, about the amazing "young" women on the panel. Tyra Banks?? Kimora Lee Simmons?? I've heard that 40 is the new 20, but COME ON!  Then the MC's get up...was Mikey and his Insane Clown Posse in charge of styling her too?  What the hell was she wearing?  I thought at first she was Rebel Wilson doing a bit.  I am not as young and fresh as  the Ms. Girardi (b.'71), Banks (b.'73) or Simmons (b.'75). I was born in 1970, so I am old and haggard, and therefore do not know that what young women need to feel empowered.  Way back in my day (365 whole days BE -Before Erika), young women were encouraged NOT to dress like Japanese anime hookers to be taken seriously.  But what do I know...  I'll just be over here in the corner on my Lark Scooter, waiting for the Home Town Buffet to open for dinner...at 4pm.  

Thank you!  I kept hearing "shoe" too and was confused when none of the other ladies spit out their drinks...

[Baltimore Betty]

29 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

I think she did a huge bump on the way to lunch.

Erika is going to blow all of the husbands, I guess that means PK too? yikes!

I feel like Erika has to try too hard to be shocking, blow all the husbands? Really?  If I were her I would claim temporary amnesia if anyone every brought that nugget up again.

[jennylauren123]

Oh, don't mind me. I'm just bumming around my house in my stripper heels and Gucci fanny pack...

[ghoulina]

12 hours ago, sadiebyuca said:

I wouldn't have wanted to be a prince, though, if that meant I was kidnapped and kept on a ship forever.  Gosh.  That sounded horrible, but I laughed and laughed during that, too!!!!

I thought she said she was kept in a SHOE??? LOL, did I totally mishear??? 

[walnutqueen]

2 hours ago, escapetoreality said:

The moment when the psychic intimated a heavenly call from Pink Dog was callous, exploitive and must be a violation of psychic principles!

"Psychic principles" is an oxymoron.  Know that.

 

ETA: Lisa & Ken's sorrow just broke me.

Edited March 21, 2018 by walnutqueen

[KungFuBunny]

The psychic reminded me of the John Lovitz SNL character - Yeah yeah yeah that's the ticket!

Rebecca to Teddi: Do you have a patio or deck area?

Teddi: Yes at my beach house

Rebecca: Yeah, she likes to hang out there looking at the ocean.

[ghoulina]

11 hours ago, Pickles said:

Lisa Rinna really made me laugh when she say she was probably a farmer in her past life. Omg. I am finding her likable this time around. Never thought I would say that. Kyle wears some questionable outfits--as in ugly.

I normally enjoy Rinna because she doesn't take shit so seriously and is usually very self-deprecating. I think that's her natural mode. But this show brought out a side of her where she was trying TOO hard to earn her place, where she was throwing herself into the drama too much. One thing about Rinna is, she's a hustler. She'll do any kind of work, really. I think she brought some of that hustler mode into the show, when she really didn't need to. I hope she's learned now to just dial it back and be herself, because she is hilarious! 

 

10 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

"Marilyn Monroe is at the table". Ohhhhh this woman is a genius!

Didn't she say John Lennon was there too??? Like, WHY, of all places, would John Lennon come hang out at Kyle Richard's house in CA? That shit is just so crazy, to me. 

[KungFuBunny]

Rebecca said she has a technological link to heaven. She did use the words "phone line"

Who is going to break it to Rebecca that Papa God is someone's Twitter handle?

[Maccagirl]

7 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Who is going to break it to Rebecca that Papa God is someone's Twitter handle?

Oh my gawd, this made my whole morning.  Thank you soooo much.

[ivygirl]

8 hours ago, yourmomiseasy said:

We always used to get half and half green tea and lemonade at lunch at Panera and call it a Tiger Woods.  We did it often enough that all the cashiers knew what it was. 

My mom just told me she got an evine credit card so she could get free shipping on sweaters.  So you're not alone.

Erika brought receipts to WWHL.  She said she has Spanish in her 23 and me results and how many generations back it is coincides with when she was a Spanish prince.  I'm not sure if she's saying she's her own ancestor or if she doesn't understand how DNA works.

I laughed so hard at this and wondered if America's Next Top Model reruns are his only cultural reference point.

 

I was super turned off by Kyle's psychic using Lisa's recent loss as a way to get an "accurate" read.  Tasteless grifter.

I love the green tea/lemonade combo as well. Clever name. 

Agreed with the rest as well. Saying she went on Twitter was really showing her hand. And she knows Kyle well enough to tell her what Big Kathy “had to say” about Kyle’s shows. She preys on Kyle, too.

[poeticlicensed]

16 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

10 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

"Marilyn Monroe is at the table". Ohhhhh this woman is a genius!

Didn't she say John Lennon was there too??? Like, WHY, of all places, would John Lennon come hang out at Kyle Richard's house in CA? That shit is just so crazy, to me. 

Cuz it plays into their narcissism. 

So psychics can tell people who they were in previous lives and who can dispute what they say? And it feeds into these idiots giant egos. The whole scene reminded me of some woman who used to have a pet psychic show on TV many years ago. People would come on and want to communicate with their dead dogs and cats. Of course the psychic said they were very happy being dead and loved the owners so much. And people would also bring on  their pets because they wanted to know if they were happy, which of course, according to the psychic they were. 

I am clearly in the wrong business. 2 minutes on the internet would give me enough for these bitches to gasp and clutch their pearls and write me a big fat check.  

Edited March 21, 2018 by poeticlicensed

[ivygirl]

17 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

Didn't she say John Lennon was there too??? Like, WHY, of all places, would John Lennon come hang out at Kyle Richard's house in CA? That shit is just so crazy, to me. 

Why would he miss his chance to hang out with Marilyn Monroe and a real-live (reincarnated) Spanish prince? Besides, George Harrison and Roy Orbison were busy playing pool with James Dean.

Edited March 21, 2018 by ivygirl

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Your mileage may vary but Teddi bugs the living daylights out of me.  Dorit is next.  The rest I am fine with.  I guess I am team Erika cuz she does not bother me one bit.  :).  I had to try and ignore Ken and Lisa as we recently lost our dog after 13 years. :(