Drogo August 9, 2017 Share August 9, 2017 Discuss Darcey and Jesse here! ***All of the couples' threads are spoiler zones, as indicated by the red spoiler tag next to the thread name. If anyone is looking for spoiler-free conversation, they should stick to the episode threads. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/
Hero August 9, 2017 Share August 9, 2017 Her face is pulled sooo damn tight. It makes her look older than she is. 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3535080
spankydoll August 10, 2017 Share August 10, 2017 I would guess from that photo that he didn't run away when he saw her at the airport. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3536020
biakbiak August 10, 2017 Share August 10, 2017 1 hour ago, spankydoll said: I would guess from that photo that he didn't run away when he saw her at the airport. And that he didn't send fake pics. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3536218
gavinmac August 12, 2017 Share August 12, 2017 Why are people posting here that Darcey is rich? What's the evidence of that? Dutch guys normally aren't interested in moving to America so if she's not super rich I don't get why he's in this relationship. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3542870
gonecrackers August 12, 2017 Share August 12, 2017 10 hours ago, gavinmac said: Dutch guys normally aren't interested in moving to America so if she's not super rich I don't get why he's in this relationship. Given she's in the fashion industry I was thinking it was to advance his modeling career; I see no other reason either. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3543505
Arwen Evenstar August 13, 2017 Share August 13, 2017 (edited) The Dutch are pretty content to stay in the Netherlands where they have universal health care and a social safety net and several weeks of vacation a year. Not many of them want to come to the US and those who do come to work either in maritime or oil and gas think a good many of us are batshit crazy, and I can't disagree with their assessment. Edited August 13, 2017 by Arwen Evenstar 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3545625
Major Bigtime August 13, 2017 Share August 13, 2017 Darcy reminds me of this woman 17 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3545749
Arwen Evenstar August 13, 2017 Share August 13, 2017 Jesse may enjoy older women and being her cub. A lot of men get into that. Those relationships don't usually lead to marriages that last, but usually both parties end up getting something they both wanted. I'm not even a mom, but I couldn't imagine leaving my kids for 6 weeks to gallivant across Europe with my boy toy. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3546220
Major Bigtime August 13, 2017 Share August 13, 2017 Danielle did. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3546426
Arwen Evenstar August 13, 2017 Share August 13, 2017 24 minutes ago, Major Bigtime said: Danielle did. And we all know how we feel about her. Darcey seems to have more of her shit together than Danielle does. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3546468
CofCinci August 14, 2017 Share August 14, 2017 8 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said: The Dutch are pretty content to stay in the Netherlands where they have universal health care and a social safety net and several weeks of vacation a year. Not many of them want to come to the US and those who do come to work either in maritime or oil and gas think a good many of us are batshit crazy, and I can't disagree with their assessment. Many Dutch are trying to leave because of the flood of Muslim immigrants. A young, uneducated/unskilled dude like Jesse has a hard time finding a job. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/13/world/europe/netherlands-election-muslims.html?referer=https://www.google.com/ 1 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3546705
Hellohappylife August 14, 2017 Share August 14, 2017 Jesse and Darcy remind me of Samantha and smith Jerrod from sex and the city 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3547823
Quof August 14, 2017 Share August 14, 2017 Okay, I'll be the first to say it. Jesse is not attractive. He looks as fake as Darcey, and also older than 24. 23 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3547941
kendi August 14, 2017 Share August 14, 2017 Both of their hairlines are scary. And I can't wait to see if her smell is right for him. WTF?! And judging her on the amount of toilet paper she'll use. So bizarre! 1 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3549208
Desert Rat August 14, 2017 Share August 14, 2017 Darcy is so fake. She is Danielle after the makeover. Picture Danielle after full body Lipo, butt and breast implants, tummy tuck, tattoo removal, eyelash extensions, hair extensions, face lift, chin and nose restructure, contact lenses, brow and lip wax, botox and fillers. She might end up looking something like Darcy. 1 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3549523
Major Bigtime August 14, 2017 Share August 14, 2017 Danielle is signed up to do the body makeover. God help us, we can compare photos to Darcy. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3549600
Peper81 August 15, 2017 Share August 15, 2017 On 8/13/2017 at 5:34 PM, Arwen Evenstar said: And we all know how we feel about her. Darcey seems to have more of her shit together than Danielle does. You know, I thought that at first but on this last episode I smelled a huge gust of desperate on her. I don't think its the same desperate as Danielle just a different brand. I don't think Darcey is as okay with the aging process and dating a young guy allows her to keep telling herself that she's young and desirable. Admittedly, she was extremely good looking when she was younger and I think she's grasping at anything that will keep her thinking the world still sees her like it did when she was in her 20s. 15 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3552236
balisticnikki August 16, 2017 Share August 16, 2017 (edited) Darcey and Stacey filmed a pilot for another reality tv show in 2010 http://starcasm.net/archives/375002 Edited August 16, 2017 by balisticnikki 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3555767
Major Bigtime August 16, 2017 Share August 16, 2017 I wonder if Darcey and Stacey got 2-for-1 discounts on their facial work? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3556049
greekmom August 17, 2017 Share August 17, 2017 I cannot believe this is Darcey!!! She looks so great! Why would she get those fillers and plastic surgery ??? 21 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3559755
Arwen Evenstar August 17, 2017 Share August 17, 2017 9 minutes ago, greekmom said: I cannot believe this is Darcey!!! She looks so great! Why would she get those fillers and plastic surgery ??? Why? I don't get it either. There are plenty of beautiful people who believe they are ugly and actually end up making themselves that way by overdoing procedures or ending up botched. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3559791
guilfoyleatpp August 20, 2017 Share August 20, 2017 She has definitely had too many cheap procedures. The goal of cosmetic surgery is to not look like you've had cosmetic surgery. She has failed. 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3566248
Arwen Evenstar August 20, 2017 Share August 20, 2017 1 hour ago, guilfoyleatpp said: She has definitely had too many cheap procedures. The goal of cosmetic surgery is to not look like you've had cosmetic surgery. She has failed. Exactly! It costs $$$$ usually to achieve plastic surgery/procedures well done enough for people not to notice you had anything done. And an ethical plastic surgeon that tells you that you've already had enough Botox, etc. There are too many women walking around looking like marionettes, The Joker, or sporting trout pout for anyone to believe they are happy with those results. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3566425
Landlord August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 OMG, four minutes into their segment, and the thirst is real. I don't see a serious future for them past the modelling/HO11 arrangement. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567389
Awfarmington August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 'Carry me over the threshold!' ...that was embarrassing. Either he didn't want to hurt his back or he was establishing who's boss early on. Either way, he seems underwhelmed and annoyed by her already. This is going to be a long 6 weeks. Speaking of which, she wants to stay longer than that? I can tell she's totally missing her kids ? 15 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567405
poeticlicensed August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Jesse's apartment was tiny. No wonder he didn't want her to bring a crapload of luggage. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567424
Landlord August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Jesse: or how to make your first date a training sesh. Dude has a few things to learn about romance. Chaotic behavior has nothing to do with her not being able to keep up. He's a little thick in the head, there... And more thirst from Darcy, dropping hints like bombs... 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567442
Samurai X August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Jesse definitely seems annoyed by her talking. You can see it on his face. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567443
Kairay August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Ha ha ha ha when they were riding bikes and Darcy is like, "What a workout." And Jesse says, "We burned 55 calories." 1 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567450
TigerLily20 August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Did she just admit to buying herself a ring to represent their love.....so her own engagement ring almost? 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567452
blatantlyobvious August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 She. Brought. Her. Own. Engagement. Ring. 1 17 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567453
Awfarmington August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 1 minute ago, asemumma said: She. Brought. Her. Own. Engagement. Ring. I don't think anything can top that ??? 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567458
Bubbacat August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Yep. Bought her own ring. And . . . "Do they have marriages here?" Pssst. Darcy, honey. Your desperation is showing. Dial it down a tad, sweetie. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567462
Landlord August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Just now, Awfarmington said: I don't think anything can top that ??? Wait. She has a wedding ceremony organized for the day before she leaves. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567464
poeticlicensed August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Who takes someone bike riding right after they get off an overnight flight? Then he pushes her to ride faster? He's a sadist. 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567465
TigerLily20 August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Samurai X said: Jesse definitely seems annoyed by her talking. You can see it on his face. I'm feeling the same way.... 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567467
poeticlicensed August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Who wears stilettos to walk around in Europe? It's embarassing how thirsty she is to get married. How many hints can she drop? He seems so not into her. 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567488
bethster2000 August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 (edited) I can't tell you how wonderful it would be to have an Amsterdam local take you on an evening walk in the city. I'd be in my trusty Skechers and we'd walk the whole damn town. I would LOVE that. Take off the Loubs, tacky, with that fake-ass Chanel bag and your face so full of fillers you no longer have expressions. You're basic, but you get to go to Holland, and I'm still here, and it's not fair. ETA: However, the biking date would be a major No-No for me. It didn't seem like a particularly kind thing for him to come up for a date. Edited August 21, 2017 by bethster2000 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567489
Latenites August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 No, Jesse. Being chaotic is not a "cultural thing." 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567499
Landlord August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Every time she opens her mouth and the thirst comes out, he looks like he has so much regrets... I don't doubt that in the private, she could possibly be the sweetest, nicest woman, but holy hell, she's a few hints away from making him run the other way! 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567503
Bibi August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 On 8/14/2017 at 2:20 AM, Hellohappylife said: Jesse and Darcy remind me of Samantha and smith Jerrod from sex and the city Samantha is much prettier and classy. 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567505
JocelynCavanaugh August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Did I stumble onto a casting special for the Euro version of He's Just Not That Into You? 1 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567506
Meowwww August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 She is really thirsty. Painfully so. And Jesse is "so deep" for a 20 something gym dude. It's really interesting to me, these dynamics! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567523
Awfarmington August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Poor thing has to take her make up off before they get jiggy ?. I actually empathize with her there, I would just die of my new boyfriend want to see my bare face lol. My theory is he either wants to see what she truly looks like before commiting, doesn't want make up on his silk sheets or both. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567532
Landlord August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Re: the preview from last week: Are those Jesse's parents? Ohhhhhhhh! I can't waiiii-iiiittttt! 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567553
JocelynCavanaugh August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Just now, Landlord said: Re: the preview from last week: Are those Jesse's parents? Ohhhhhhhh! I can't waiiii-iiiittttt! They're one of my favorite types of people to see on TV but never interact with: all free-thinking hippie/club kid/Teletubby on the outside, judgmental and narrow-minded AF old coots on the inside. They and Darcey will go together like puddles and exposed electrical wire. 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567564
Bibi August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 29 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said: Who takes someone bike riding right after they get off an overnight flight? Then he pushes her to ride faster? He's a sadist. This is Amsterdam. Everyone does. By the way she just can't ride. Even slowly 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567576
kacesq August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, JocelynCavanaugh said: They're one of my favorite types of people to see on TV but never interact with: all free-thinking hippie/club kid/Teletubby on the outside, judgmental and narrow-minded AF old coots on the inside. They and Darcey will go together like puddles and exposed electrical wire. And I am HERE FOR IT, lol! I said earlier all the Americans are unlikable but Darcey for me takes the cake. It's the obvious thirst while bleating about her girls, how she misses them, etc. I'm a single mom and I can't imagine leaving my son to go chase some twentysomething gym rat. Did Paul give Abby the ipad? Was it for her personally or to sell? She seemed very business like accepting it. 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567627
WrongReasons August 21, 2017 Share August 21, 2017 Was Jesse's mom Betsy Johnson?!? Dead ringer lol 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/60422-darcey-jesse-cougar-town/#findComment-3567684
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