S07.E16: Big Buddha Brawl

[chick binewski]

So...the producers were holding Rinna & Erika's passports and threatened them with some sort of housekeeping slave trade where they couldn't wear heels if they didn't dial up the drama to eleventeen thousand? That's all I got because all this drama was months old. Rinna's shit-eating grin was just too much. And Erika and her big bag of bullshit about her husband and her son can have several seats. This was NOT about the safety of a law enforcement officer and the fact that Erika pretended it was is just nasty.

[ElDosEquis]

So, Daddy Warfucks needs to get an apology because his wife can't be bothered to wear panties?

Oh please.

If a man walked up to me and apologized for seeing my wife's pussy?

I'd laugh and buy him a beer, to make up for it.

[Bronzedog]

I know it was supposed to be a shocking, dramatic moment, but, Rinna asking Dorit about doing coke in the bathroom made me laugh.  You have Erika losing her mind at one end of the table, and, then, BAM! Rinna needs some attention!  It was too absurd for me to take seriously.  Erika on the other hand.. Don't know what to think about that.

[lunastartron]

4 minutes ago, tinaw said:

When did Erika repeatedly bring up the underwear? Dorits brought it up all season long. Yes Erika went off on Eileen. And that was wrong. But Dorits is the instigator for underwear gate. Period

Who said Erika repeatedly brought it up? 

What i wrote is that Erika repeatedly said that her conflict with Dorit was resolved, over, and done with as well as that she had no issue with Dorit.

Now, she's contending exactly the opposite - that her dispute with Dorit is still plaguing her.

[Straycat80]

This episode was exhausting to watch! Wow! Rinna needs to STFU! It's ok if she has selective memory, makes remarks about someone else's husband and accuse someone of drug use but when someone challenges her about the same things she freaks out. 

I knew pantygate would raise its ugly head again ( or as Kyle said 'tweeter'). And what a blow up! Erika said everything was fine but I guess they needed to get in another fight about this for the drama. 

Eileen used a poor choice of words, immediately apologized, but Erika went crazy anyway. I'm conflicted about the over the top way Erika reacted but then again I don't know how nerve wracking it would be to have a child as an LA policeman. 

The reunion is going to be a huge shitstorm! 

[Rosiejuliemom]

Fuck you Erika. I understand the worry for your son, but your reaction was way OTT. You made me feel sympathy for Eileen and I'm not sure how to handle that. BTW...you looked like hot buttered ass at that dinner.

Really fuck you, Rinna. This episode cemented your place as my most hated Howife ever. You disgust me more than Tamra, Gretchen, Madame Dubrow, Kenya, Jillzy, Aviva, and Brandi combined. I hope your ass is nailed to the wall at the reunion. Also, whipping out the baggie during your TH wasn't cute or funny. It was fucking juvenile.

I really liked that red wire wrapped around Dorit's ponytail.

[Duke2801]

10 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Wow, Erika lost her mind.  Eileen  has been up her butt since day one, how could she think Eileen was attacking her son.  Ridic.

Because it can't be said enough, stfu Rinna.

 100% cosign!!(it's the new 100% pain)  It was one thing for Erika to be like -" hey, poor choice of words, Eileen." But then to flip out, yell, cry, and continue to berate the poor woman? Completely unnecessary. Yea, you were the mean girl this time Erika. 

Speaking of Eileen, she looked so pretty in her talking head with the green dress and the straight hair. Perfect look for her. 

Somebody should have shoved Rinna off the boat. Or ideally the gondola. 

Edited March 22, 2017 by Duke2801

[cyberfruit]

Both the glam squads need to be given pink slips for Dorit and Erica's hair tonight. Both of them looked like a disaster, from the neck up.

[noveltylibrary65]

On 3/20/2017 at 2:31 PM, Tara Ariano said:

On 3/20/2017 at 2:31 PM, Tara Ariano said:

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Tensions continue to rock Dorit and Erika in Hong Kong. Lisa Rinna and Eileen pick a side as Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle watch in shock. Also: The ladies visit the Buddha, but the madness continues at an explosive dinner.

 

I knew Rinna was an enormously annoying liar but I had no idea how really sick she is.  AND I had no idea the deep-seated issues Erika has.  Very revealing ep.

[LilaFowler]

1 minute ago, cyberfruit said:

The biggest issue on this show is that no one knows when to shut the hell up. Eileen accidentally got caught in the crossfire trying to mitigate the situation and became the target of misdirected anger, but as soon as Erica turned on her she should have said, "I'm sorry!" and then buttoned her lip. Erica would have probably have continued to unravel because her ultimate trigger was revealed, but on the flip side, Erica might have also calmed down if Eileen, and everyone else around her, had shut the hell up.

I would have been as silent as Dorit, and I don't even like the woman. 

This. I've said it since Eileen first appeared on the show.  Her neediness is exhausting. I could never be around this woman IRL. She never, ever knows when to SHUT UP and stop!

[Pachengala]

Seriously, WTF did I just watch?? Erika, meet deep end, enjoy your stay. 'Don't disrespect [her son's job]'? Really? When did Eileen do that? Someone needed to pump the freaking brakes with ol' Erika Jayne--maybe a quiet 'okay, that's enough, that isn't what she said'--because she was way out of both line and control. She's having a breakdown. OR...she's deflecting from something else with that outrageous display. 

[KenyaJ]

My god! Climb down from that cross, Erika. Jesus is gonna need it in a few weeks.

I have never seen someone take such an innocent comment and twist it into something so terrible to turn herself into a victim. That was disgusting. She sucks.

And I'm all out of words for Rinna. Bitch has to insert herself into every conversation. There's not enough water in Hong Kong Harbour to quench her thirst.

Kyle and Lisa resting their heads against each other's at the dinner was adorable. 

[scenicbyway]

Before things went really crazy.  It did seem like Erika was genuinely afraid of Tom finding out this storyline.  I'm sure she's on the show with the condition she won't embarrass him.  I would guess with her alter ego rumors have dogged them before.  She's always so grateful in scenes with him and she's probably feeling like she's let him down.

[ElDosEquis]

1 minute ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

Fuck you Erika. I understand the worry for your son, but your reaction was way OTT. You made me feel sympathy for Eileen and I'm not sure how to handle that. BTW...you looked like hot buttered ass at that dinner.

Really fuck you, Rinna. This episode cemented your place as my most hated Howife ever. You disgust me more than Tamra, Gretchen, Madame Dubrow, Kenya, Jillzy, Aviva, and Brandi combined. I hope your ass is nailed to the wall at the reunion. Also, whipping out the baggie during your TH wasn't cute or funny. It was fucking juvenile.

I really liked that red wire wrapped around Dorit's ponytail.

Ummm, I thought she was more like hot margarine ass.

Butter is real?

[TomGirl]

7 minutes ago, Sai said:

There have been housewives that I've hated put Rinna takes the cake.  She's disgusting.  I despise her.

 

7 minutes ago, DeeplyShallow said:

Rinna is a trashy, low class, phony, unattractive, horrible excuse for a human being.

This and this, times infinity.  What a truly hateful human being.

[charming]

What the fuck did I just watch?

A massive piling on by the Evil Three Musketeers on Dorit for stuff that happened weeks ago? Rinna and Eileen were laughing about Dorit giving Erika the panties and wanting to make sure they were there to see her reaction. So they can all kindly fuck off and stop clutching their pearls about little Erika's feelings being hurt. But let's be real there are issues with Tom and "what he thinks" if Erika isn't wearing panties around other men? Will he take his wallet away? She's an empty and humorless person who's constantly bitchy. Maybe she needs to spend some time with people that she doesn't pay to kiss her ass. Dorit was spot on with that comment. 

Funny how Eileen and Rinna can attack and attack Dorit but the second LVP tries to defend her they shout her down telling her to stay out of it. Um. What? You're the only people who can have an opinion?

Rinna is a ish stirring piece of crap. She was needling Dorit, trying to intimidate her, got up, tried to get in her face then gave her the finger?? Oh hell no. One day she's going to test the wrong one and get her ass beat and I hope the cameras are there. Fucking bitch.

By Rinna logic Dorit was perfectly within her rights to throw a glass on the table.

[dosodog]

I'm new to the housewives franchise by 2 years.

I think I just watched my first epic episode in real time.  Haven't seen Scary Island yet.  I'm thinking tonight is comparable.

[Rosiejuliemom]

1 minute ago, ElDosEquis said:

Ummm, I thought she was more like hot margarine ass.

Butter is real?

My mistake. I should know better than to rage post after Housewives.

[tinaw]

1 minute ago, lunastartron said:

Who said Erika repeatedly brought it up? 

What i wrote is that Erika repeatedly said that her conflict with Dorit was resolved, over, and done with as well as that she had no issue with Dorit.

Now, she's contending exactly the opposite - that her dispute with Dorit is still plaguing her.

Its plaguing Erika because Dorit keeps bringing it up. Erika was tired of it being talked about. I don't blame her for being upset. 

The issue really could have been done if one of these women just said  "Hey e!! Your who-ha is showing"

[parrotlover]

2 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

OMG.  I need a Xanax.

Me too. I despise Lisa R. and Dorit in so many ways. Rinna was completely unhinged tonight. And  Dorit did that thing I hate when people attempt to apologize by saying "if I offended you."  But as bad as Rinna was, Erika repeatedly attacking Eileen for a very poor choice of words was even worse. Wow. Eileen has always defended her so that was a shock to watch.

[Chicklet]

Erika is half naked onstage during her performances, if Tom isn't annoyed by that, why should lack of panties bother him. Other than his wife makes horrible fashion decisions. I think ole Tom would be more embarrassed by the freakout at the restaurant. I sure was and I wasn't even there.

[ElDosEquis]

1 minute ago, dosodog said:

I'm new to the housewives franchise by 2 years.

I think I just watched my first epic episode in real time.  Haven't seen Scary Island yet.  I'm thinking tonight is comparable.

Wait until the gift bags get passed around?

[noveltylibrary65]

5 minutes ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

Fuck you Erika. I understand the worry for your son, but your reaction was way OTT. You made me feel sympathy for Eileen and I'm not sure how to handle that. BTW...you looked like hot buttered ass at that dinner.

Really fuck you, Rinna. This episode cemented your place as my most hated Howife ever. You disgust me more than Tamra, Gretchen, Madame Dubrow, Kenya, Jillzy, Aviva, and Brandi combined. I hope your ass is nailed to the wall at the reunion. Also, whipping out the baggie during your TH wasn't cute or funny. It was fucking juvenile.

I really liked that red wire wrapped around Dorit's ponytail.

Haa ha I know what you mean, I actually felt sympathy for Eileen too and that's WEIRD.  Rinna OTOH continues to trainwreck herself into the ground.

[zoeysmom]

3 minutes ago, scenicbyway said:

Before things went really crazy.  It did seem like Erika was genuinely afraid of Tom finding out this storyline.  I'm sure she's on the show with the condition she won't embarrass him.  I would guess with her alter ego rumors have dogged them before.  She's always so grateful in scenes with him and she's probably feeling like she's let him down.

Erika thought nothing of being buck naked in front of a camera crew and her Glam Squad while getting hosed down.  So now she is worried?

[dbell1]

Clearly seeing Buddha did not help.  Hell, an exorcism wouldn't have helped.  

Not sure what I just watched. Can't wait to rewatch it and see if it makes any more sense. 

Edited March 22, 2017 by dbell1
Typing on a Kindle sucks.

[Jack Terrier]

My one wish (it wasn't granted) is that Dorito would have stood up and yelled at Rinna, "why don't you go blow up your lips some more!"  TM Kim Richards.

Oh god that would have been brilliant!

[noveltylibrary65]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Erika is half naked onstage during her performances, if Tom isn't annoyed by that, why should lack of panties bother him. Other than his wife makes horrible fashion decisions. I think ole Tom would be more embarrassed by the freakout at the restaurant. I sure was and I wasn't even there.

Exactly.  And why the f would you go around in a short dress without underwear if you can't handle someone actually seeing you?  She's a mess. 

[ElDosEquis]

1 minute ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

My mistake. I should know better than to rage post after Housewives.

No problem.....I happen to like butter! ; )

[nexxie]

Eileen has good intentions and I really like her - hard to watch Erika go at her like that. I suspect something's up with Erika and Tom's arrangement.

[noveltylibrary65]

Just now, Jack Terrier said:

My one wish (it wasn't granted) is that Dorito would have stood up and yelled at Rinna, "why don't you go blow up your lips some more!"  TM Kim Richards.

Oh god that would have been brilliant!

I know I wish she had reacted better to that insane question too.  But I loved the Big Lip remarks from Kyle!

[WireWrap]

8 minutes ago, tinaw said:

When did Erika repeatedly bring up the underwear? Dorits brought it up all season long. Yes Erika went off on Eileen. And that was wrong. But Dorits is the instigator for underwear gate. Period

Dorit only brought it up to Kyle then to Eileen/Rinna before she gifted Erika the panties. Every other time it was brought up, it was Eileen bringing it up, not Dorit. Oh, and both Eileen and Rinna encouraged her to do the panty gift joke and both made fun of Erika about it.

2 minutes ago, cyberfruit said:

The biggest issue on this show is that no one knows when to shut the hell up. Eileen accidentally got caught in the crossfire trying to mitigate the situation and became the target of misdirected anger, but as soon as Erica turned on her she should have said, "I'm sorry!" and then buttoned her lip. Erica would have probably have continued to unravel because her ultimate trigger was revealed, but on the flip side, Erica might have also calmed down if Eileen, and everyone else around her, had shut the hell up.

I would have been as silent as Dorit, and I don't even like the woman. 

Nahhh, as soon as Eileen started to defend Dorit, she was in trouble with Erika. Erika kept warning her to keep her mouth shut/opinion to herself by saying "Eileen, you know I LOVE you", she repeated it at least twice. The only way that Erika would be fine with Eileen at that point was if Eileen did to Dorit what Rinna was doing........attack, attack, attack!

[Lunata]

Eileen is the only one of the bunch of them that I'd save if we were on a sinking ship and I could only save one of them. I had a problem in the past with the way they make fun of or take seriously Lisa Rinna's bag of pills. I think that with all the drug deaths in the news recently and so many people dying, sometimes 7 in the same city in a weekend of overdoses, is something that should be taken seriously. Lisa Rinna pulling a pill out of her bag, holding it up in front of the camera for laughs and suggesting that it would help 'lift' Dorit because she was 'being a downer' isn't funny or even appropriate anymore.

[KenyaJ]

16 minutes ago, Snappy said:

I don't care for PK but I understand Dorit defending him. Erika never even sees Tom and she's concerned about how Pantygate, from way back, will affect him. Of course, if he's okay with his wife exposing herself on stage, why would he care about her exposing herself anywhere else? Sorry if I sound snarky, but I hate hypocrisy, and Erika and Rinna are the biggest hypocrites going!

This! Also, there's nothing I hate than when someone says something is done for them and they bring it back up later and make a huge deal of it. This is why Eileen drove me crazy last season, by continually "squashing" her beef with LVP, only to continually bring it back up again whenever she had an opening to do so. If you can't get over something fine, but be honest and real about it, rather than blindsiding someone with your lingering resentment months later.

Also, I guess we're all supposed to pretend we didn't see Rinna and Eileen laughing with Dorit when they heard about Pantygate and encouraging her to give her the underwear. Okay.

[Jel]

3 minutes ago, scenicbyway said:

Before things went really crazy.  It did seem like Erika was genuinely afraid of Tom finding out this storyline.  I'm sure she's on the show with the condition she won't embarrass him.  I would guess with her alter ego rumors have dogged them before.  She's always so grateful in scenes with him and she's probably feeling like she's let him down.

Well that ship has sailed. How ironic that she was so worried about appearances that she ended up making the hugest spectacle of herself. This makes her flashy v look tame by comparison. 

Lisa Rinna just ugh. She's the worst. The literal worst.

[msrbley]

If I were Dorit I would have demanded Erica apologize for flashing my husband.  She intentionally wore a short dress with no panties.  She should be humiliated and contrite.   She played the victim well.   While she's apologizing to Dorit and PK she should apologize to her own husband and fire that glam squad.  Also, it was downright dirty for Erica to demand an apology from Dorit and her husband and then when she gets what she wants from Dorit she says it's not good enough.

Rinna is ugly inside and out.  Apparently she can't control those fat lips or those bony fingers.  

[goofygirl]

Seriously, WTF was all that  horseshit??  Erika and her "you don't know what I go through at night" business... My nephew is a Houston policeman and I worry about him every single day, don't get me wrong. But her reaction was WAAAAAYYYYYY out there. Maybe she was drunk??Do find it hilarious that she reared back and bit Eileen's face off, just because Eileen has always kissed the ring.  And Rinna.... what a doofus!  Girl needs to just stfu and be quiet.  Agree that the reunion is going to be a shitstorm.

[BlackMamba]

Well that was insane.

I think I saw a new side of Erika that I didn't like but maybe a side we all been waiting for.  When this chick is upset she doesn't let go.
Granted what Eileen said to her was in poor taste, I don't think she was at all wishing ill or death on Erika's son.  That death glare was SCARY SHIT!  I thought Erika was going to cut her.  I was almost worried Eileen.

As for Lisa R there is not enough of "STFUs" I could possibly say about her.  Talk being a pot stirring little hypocrite.  First, she and Eileen couldn't help but add their two cents into Erika/Dorit's nonsense argument.  Then she tells Dorit to own her shit (mind you all this bitch is still saying she can't remember that she claimed Kim was near death).  Cut the to dinner, 2 years after attacking Kim for coming for her husband then comes for Dorit the same way.  BISH!!! Only difference Dorit was way classier to not smack the hell out of her.  Then she had implied Dorit might be doing drug.  So she escaped three smacks to the face.   Lisa R is just repugnant at this point.  I can't take her at all.

Dorit needs to learn how to drop it and stop talking a lot in circles trying to win an argument.  She looked pathetic when she and Erika had their stuff.  I do however defend her when Lisa/Eileen felt the need to jump in and then had the nerve to tell LVP she couldn't defend Dorit.  That's bullshit.  

Edited March 22, 2017 by BlackMamba

[noveltylibrary65]

36 minutes ago, Snappy said:

Just when I thought I couldn't dislike Rinna any more, I'm proven wrong.

Why does Erika feel the need to name drop all her designers? Oh wait, I know, insecurity. She loves dishing it out but she sure can't take it.

I know!  I never thought I'd dislike her anymore, now she's just beyond annoying, she is creepy.

[Rosiejuliemom]

1 minute ago, noveltylibrary65 said:

Exactly.  And why the f would you go around in a short dress without underwear if you can't handle someone actually seeing you?  She's a mess. 

This! I got one word for that whole situation: pants. Ask Vanderpump where she gets her pantsuits, I'm sure she'll tell ya.

[noveltylibrary65]

1 minute ago, Jel said:

Well that ship has sailed. How ironic that she was so worried about appearances that she ended up making the hugest spectacle of herself. This makes her flashy v look tame by comparison. 

Lisa Rinna just ugh. She's the worst. The literal worst.

Right.  That would be a joke if she promised not to embarrass Tom then dress with less clothes than a hooker.  And yes Lisa Rinna continues to be the absolute worst.

[rustyspigot]

Well I have to get back to QVC, but I have to ask, were you doing coke after that dinner months ago? So amazing and ridiculous and out of left field. I'm still laughing. I guess Buddha cleared Rinna's mind. HA!

And Eileen questioned someone's acceptance of an apology? WHAT?

Edited March 22, 2017 by rustyspigot

[Wouldofshouldof]

Well it's clear Dorit is just concerned about Erika because she's diluted, LOL.

[noveltylibrary65]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Seriously, WTF was all that  horseshit??  Erika and her "you don't know what I go through at night" business... My nephew is a Houston policeman and I worry about him every single day, don't get me wrong. But her reaction was WAAAAAYYYYYY out there. Maybe she was drunk??Do find it hilarious that she reared back and bit Eileen's face off, just because Eileen has always kissed the ring.  

I think the rumor they don't have a close relationship was proven here because her reaction was completely insane and way too angry.

[lunastartron]

6 minutes ago, tinaw said:

Its plaguing Erika because Dorit keeps bringing it up. Erika was tired of it being talked about. I don't blame her for being upset. 

The issue really could have been done if one of these women just said  "Hey e!! Your who-ha is showing"

This makes no sense. Dorit didn't bring the matter of the panties up since prior to Game Night, when Eileen revived the issue and Erika said it had been resolved. 

Literally three or four months had passed between that and Hong Kong.

[noveltylibrary65]

Just now, Wouldofshouldof said:

Well it's clear Dorit is just concerned about Erika because she's diluted, LOL.

yeah that was cringy haa

[Easyspreestep]

Just now, noveltylibrary65 said:

Exactly.  And why the f would you go around in a short dress without underwear if you can't handle someone actually seeing you?  She's a mess. 

Erica had no intention of flashing anyone, and said that she was ashamed that it happened.  Erica also said she would have forgotten about it if Dorit had not gone around to the women and then gave her underwear in front of everyone.  Dorit did all those things to humiliate Erica, so she can miss me with her "that was not my intention" crap.  If she had no intention of hurting Erica she would have apologized when Ellyn and Kyle both told her she hurt Erica's feelings.  Dorit could have gone to Erica and said, I'm hearing that I was incentive and that was not my intention.  I know you may not think so but others have told me that it was hurtful. I mean Dorit walked around telling the story to everyone, while absolving PK of everything.  Really so this grown man could not control himself?  Is that so (in my fake Dorit accent) well her accent is fake to so oh well

[Neeners]

I needed to warn you guys: I felt sorry for both Dorit and Eileen this episode. I think that's a sign of the End Times. Get ready, people!

[noveltylibrary65]

1 minute ago, rustyspigot said:

Well I have to get back to QVC, but I have to ask, were you doing coke after that dinner months ago? So amazing and ridiculous and out of left field. I'm still laughing. I guess Buddha cleared Rinna's mind. HA!

And Eileen questioned someone's acceptance of an apology? WHAT?

I have been daydreaming that Rinna and Eileen would leave for almost 2 years now.  I'm still holding on to it!

[Rosiejuliemom]

On a bit of a humorous note, did anyone else expect LVP and Kyle to pull out popcorn at some point either on the Junk or at dinner? Just me?

The gondola ride and cow encounter were amusing as well. As was the glow/choir at the sight of Chanel and LisaV taking her bag home.

Edited March 22, 2017 by Rosiejuliemom
Rinna made me forget a funny.

[Chicklet]

I would have just asked Duck lips to hand me a Xanax for Erika. But I'm mean that way.