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  1. rustyspigot

    S09.E22: Reunion Part 1

    I think Erika talked more this episode than she has cumulatively for the season. Her leader line reminded me of The Simpsons where they joined a cult "The leader is good, the leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date". Or Homer: "nananananananana BATMAN! I mean LEADER!"
  2. rustyspigot

    S04.E10: Showdown at the Hoedown

    I think Katie lost some brain cells (and her glass lenses) in The Vortex? What the hell was that about? Candyass is becoming a magician producing those "tear squares" out of thin air. It's scary Monique is the voice of reason. BUT, don't have the first thing you offer me be a banana if I schlep out to your place with your kids, Monique.
  3. rustyspigot

    S11.E18: Reunion Part 1

    Why does Bethenny think the SkinnyGirl brand is going to expand? Those stupid jeans? SELL!
  4. rustyspigot

    S11.E18: Reunion Part 1

    Maybe Bethenny is a fan of the movie Clue. Mrs. White: It's a matter of life after death, now that he's dead I have a life.
  5. rustyspigot

    S11.E18: Reunion Part 1

    I'm sure Dorinda has a storage unit full of communion prayer cards. It seemed she was more upset about the prayer card than John. Lu has ALWAYS been a delusional asshole. I guess they were just pissed she started getting rewarded for it. Bethenny did quite the jig around her ex-boyfriend/ex-fiancee/fiancee Dennis. Maybe ghost Dennis was pulling on Bethenny trying to get that "I.O.U an answer" engagement ring off her finger.
  6. rustyspigot

    S09.E21: Hurricane Camille

    Its an odd episode of BH when the two people who made the best choices were Kim and PK by avoiding Kyle's party. So in the future, people will serve food on gigantic hoop table in bad Erika Jayne drag. And whatever that giant predator robot thing was looming around. Erika wore a pink wig. Shoe LOVES pink wigs. That was the only contribution she made this episode. One thing that struck me was that I hadn't missed not seeing dessicating Ken.
  7. rustyspigot

    S04.E05: 99 Problems but a Chef Ain't One

    Recording Artist Ashley. Where was New Jersey's Moolania's friends Tay Tay and Stephanie for that video shoot? And XTina wants her look back from two decades ago. And it looked like Mila stole some knives on her way out. Good riddance.
  8. rustyspigot

    S09.E20: Un Petit Hangover

    Camille settled her shit with Kelsey and now she has nothing to lose (besides her insured house). That was harsh. I'm all for it. Even though, I've been liking late season Dorit. How the hell was Boy George not in that store window?
  9. rustyspigot

    The Great Food Truck Race

    Sol food collective were the sorest losers. BYE assholes.
  10. rustyspigot

    The Great Food Truck Race

    I don't believe for a second about kidney stone.
  11. rustyspigot

    The Great Food Truck Race

    And now a bitch has a KIDNEY STONE!
  12. rustyspigot

    The Great Food Truck Race

    Oh lord. Now a Sol Food lady has to leave because NO REASON?
  13. rustyspigot

    S11.E15: Life is Not a Cabaret

    I still think Ramona ate those damn truffle fries on the way back in the vehicle. Ramona: Look Bethenny! They forgot the truffle fries!
  14. rustyspigot

    S11.E15: Life is Not a Cabaret

    And that is the thing that drives Bethenny crazy the most.
  15. rustyspigot

    S11.E15: Life is Not a Cabaret

    The important question (not). What is the seafood Bethenny is deathly allergic to? I get it isn't shellfish since she gets it every week on the show. But, this week she ordered tuna. Is she just allergic to cheap fish?