S07.E02: The Buddha Bentley Birthday

[Tara Ariano]

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Erika auditions dancers for her new music video. Meanwhile, Dorit's luxury birthday bash gives rise to planned and unplanned surprises, and Lisa Vanderpump serves up her opinion of Lisa Rinna and Eileen.

[motorcitymom65]

What on earth is that huge thing around LVP's neck? 

[nexxie]

LVP was just fucking with Eileen beginning her condolences with the words "I'm sorry." Watching for hurt or confusion to wash over Eileen's face. Sick.

[ryebread]

Yup. Been saying it for many seasons.  Pinkie is a mean, ol' bitch.  And I hate hur hair.

[Lady Grump]

LVP looked and acted ridiculous this episode. The only thing that came to mind when she was on screen was, "No."

Edited December 14, 2016 by Lady Grump

[nexxie]

LVP just can't stand that Eileen sees the nasty insecure woman beneath that fluffy pink facade!

[yogi2014L]

Eileen looked amazing at the party. So did Kyle. Lisa....both lisas...have been better

[motorcitymom65]

1 minute ago, yogi2014L said:

Eileen looked amazing at the party. So did Kyle. Lisa....both lisas...have been better

Erika was a big fail as well. A t-shirt? 

[escapetoreality]

Well turns out the Moschino T Shirt dress is really a thing! On sale on the website reduced from 1k or so.  Very odd choice .... 

[yogi2014L]

1 minute ago, motorcitymom65 said:

Erika was a big fail as well. A t-shirt? 

i hadn't seen her yet when I commented but yeah ..didn't look appropriate for the occasion regardless of how much money it cost. Maybe better suited for the fancy bbq she had LOL. What is that song? Money can't buy you class?

[Bronzedog]

Eileen always looks amazing.

Have they said how old PK is?  He looks like Dorit's father in some scenes.  And, greasy.  How can getting a car for your birthday still be a surprise to any of these women?  Haven't the majority of them been given a car?

[Cassye1021]

That car though...

[WireWrap]

3 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Eileen always looks amazing.

Have they said how old PK is?  He looks like Dorit's father in some scenes.  And, greasy.  How can getting a car for your birthday still be a surprise to any of these women?  Haven't the majority of them been given a car?

He's not that bad, Vince holds the Gold Medal for greasy looking! Doesn't he ever bathe, wash his hair or wear clean clothes? That man is just gross!

Edited December 14, 2016 by WireWrap

[Petunia13]

Eileen is never happy though. She thrives in rehashing drama or finding fault. 

I have the moschino perfume which smells like Clinique happy and dolce & gabbana  light blue mixed and is very "safe" smelling (....accessible and common) and sold in a high end version windex bottle: A rating 

[Lady Grump]

I like Erika's fashion choice, if just for the fact that she doesn't feel compelled to follow the crowd all the time.

[Straycat80]

LisaV is really being a bitch! And that's not British humor, it's just being an asshole. And why is Rinna trying so hard to get her to be friends with her? You don't need friends like that. Eileen shouldn't let LisaV bother her so much but then we would have no drama fighting and cattiness which you need when you're on shows like this.

These women can really throw a party. I wonder if they get discounts on the cars they buy for the advertising they get on these shows. 

I snerked when Kyle was in the gym and said women in BH looked so good and we're freaks of nature. No, you're not, you women are freaks about your Botox and plastic surgery. 

Those poor women auditioning for Erika, it didn't matter how they danced because at the end they were only being picked for their looks and booty. I'm glad I don't live in such a shallow town. 

[Sarcastica]

What is it with LVP? She had me rolling my eyes. I'm seeing people be like "Oh it's a joke!". Yeah....no. If Eileen and LVP were "friends", then I could see it. Ha Ha. But yeah, LVP said it to hurt. Joke my ass. Eileen is going to be salty about that for a while.

Speaking of Eileen, looked great at the party. Erika, not feeling that t-shirt. I liked Dorit's outfit. LVP channeling her inner I Dream of Jeannie?

The scene with Rinna and her girls making dinner was cute.....but they ate so little. lmao

Pretty boring episode. 

Edited December 14, 2016 by Sarcastica

[WireWrap]

Just now, Lady Grump said:

I like Erika's fashion choice, if just for the fact that she doesn't feel compelled to follow the crowd all the time.

I  am not so sure Erika would be all that happy if someone showed up to a formal(ish) party at her home (especially if Tom threw it) in a designer T Shirt dress. LOL

[KenyaJ]

6 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Those poor women auditioning for Erika, it didn't matter how they danced because at the end they were only being picked for their looks and booty. I'm glad I don't live in such a shallow town. 

And their diversity. I mean, they ran the gamut from blonde all the way to redhead! 

[Cassye1021]

Erika is showing the green eyed monster. She seemed jealous .  

[LizDC]

14 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Have they said how old PK is?  He looks like Dorit's father in some scenes.  And, greasy.  How can getting a car for your birthday still be a surprise to any of these women?  Haven't the majority of them been given a car?

He's 49, according to Wikipedia. 

[Wings]

Rinna eating pasta was for show.  She is a tiny salad girl with prescribed appetite suppressants.  Adderall is the common drug for that so  doctors do not fall under suspicion.  Legit ADD drug.  Half the world is on it. 

Edited December 14, 2016 by wings707

[snarts]

Eileen looked amazing at the party.  Kyle did too,but I wouldn't want to stand next to a tall blonde.

I like LVP's humor.  She can take the same type of comebacks too, which is why she enjoys/ed her relationships with Kyle & Brandi.  Eileen loses points with me for often being so dour.

Erika is threatened by Dorit, she doesn't like being last year's shiny object.

[Wings]

6 minutes ago, snarts said:

Eileen looked amazing at the party.  Kyle did too,but I wouldn't want to stand next to a tall blonde.

I like LVP's humor.  She can take the same type of comebacks too, which is why she enjoys/ed her relationships with Kyle & Brandi.  Eileen loses points with me for often being so dour.

Erika is threatened by Dorit, she doesn't like being last year's shiny object.

With you on this. Except LVP looking good.  She is way too done up.  Necklace? No. 

Edited December 14, 2016 by wings707

[WireWrap]

6 minutes ago, snarts said:

Eileen looked amazing at the party.  Kyle did too,but I wouldn't want to stand next to a tall blonde.

I like LVP's humor.  She can take the same type of comebacks too, which is why she enjoys/ed her relationships with Kyle & Brandi.  Eileen loses points with me for often being so dour.

Erika is threatened by Dorit, she doesn't like being last year's shiny object.

Eileen has no problem throwing barbs at Lisa but Heaven Forbid, Lisa throw them at Eileen. LOL

[Wings]

Love the barbs. 

[charming]

After all of Eileen's endless whining and manipulating she's still seething over her failed takedown plan from last season. LVP gives no fucks about her and I love it.

Rinna is rather pathetic trying to worm her way back into LVP's good graces and taking her lumps like a champ.

Dorit's multiple accents don't bother me yet but the name dropping does. I thought PK's speech was sweet.

[RedheadZombie]

Dorit's reaction to the car was like she was just told a loved one had died.  Face crumple, hand over mouth, anguish whisper, "no, no".  

I am struggling with LVP. 

I love Kyle's facial reactions to LVP's ridiculousness, and her THs as well.  She was really looking like Brooke Shield's in the talking heads. 

[ihartcoffee]

It was zucchini pasta I think.  Plus,  did you see the tiny plates,  lol. 

On another note,  Erika got a pass on the dress when she said she'd been sick with a bug.  For me at least.  

[Wings]

I love LVP, just fucking adore her.  She knows how to work it..  She is the star and the queen.  She is good, very good. 

Ahhh, zucchini pasta, that makes sense, okay. 

Edited December 14, 2016 by wings707

[Wings]

5 minutes ago, ihartcoffee said:

On another note,  Erika got a pass on the dress when she said she'd been sick with a bug.  For me at least.

Ah yes, a bug.  Okay. 

[motorcitymom65]

8 minutes ago, ihartcoffee said:

It was zucchini pasta I think.  Plus,  did you see the tiny plates,  lol. 

On another note,  Erika got a pass on the dress when she said she'd been sick with a bug.  For me at least.  

But is it harder to put on a dress than a t-shirt?  My guess is she has lots of frocks. 

Edited December 14, 2016 by motorcitymom65

[njbchlover]

34 minutes ago, snarts said:

Eileen looked amazing at the party.  Kyle did too,but I wouldn't want to stand next to a tall blonde.

I like LVP's humor.  She can take the same type of comebacks too, which is why she enjoys/ed her relationships with Kyle & Brandi.  Eileen loses points with me for often being so dour.

Erika is threatened by Dorit, she doesn't like being last year's shiny object.

Plus, Dorit is younger, and it looks as if Dorit and PK have an actual mutually loving relationship.  I thought his speech was very nice, and she seemed genuinely thrilled and impressed by what he did for her - very nice to see her give him a genuine big hug and a kiss on the lips, as opposed to giving him a peck on the head and pat on the back to send him off to bed (Erika to Tom at her party).  Funny thing - PK actually DID the party for his wife - not the other way around {Erika planning her own party} - and there was actual food, drinks, and a fun time.

Edited December 14, 2016 by njbchlover

[Wings]

6 minutes ago, motorcitymom65 said:

But is it harder to put on a dress than a t-shirt?  My guess is she has lots of frocks. 

No, the t-shirt is good.  Been under a rock? 

Edited December 14, 2016 by wings707

[njbchlover]

23 hours ago, ihartcoffee said:

It was zucchini pasta I think.  Plus,  did you see the tiny plates,  lol. 

On another note,  Erika got a pass on the dress when she said she'd been sick with a bug.  For me at least.  

No pass on the dress from me, when she snarkily commented in her talking head that it just walked down the Moschino runway.  This woman has a HUGE thing for label/name dropping.  (Even when she mentioned the Chanel makeup bag she gave to Dorit).

As far as being throwing up for two days - first thing I thought was maybe she was pregnant!   

Edited December 15, 2016 by njbchlover
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[enchantingmonkey]

The were really selling the privileged lifestyle of a Beverly Hills socialite tonight.  It's nice to be reminded that wealthy people can be just as miserable as the rest of us.  

I got a chuckle out of Dorit telling her husband she'd say "Yes" to him for the rest of her life after he gave her the Bentley.  I'm sure that didn't even last for the rest of the day.  

Dorit's party was much better than Erika's.  Her husband's speech was sweet but I'm cynical enough to wonder if he actually wrote it himself.

Bring on LVP's snarky humor!  I love it, and it's so much more fun than when she wallows in self-pity.  

[Straycat80]

I've always loved LisaV's humor but this season , at least to me, it's more mean and stabby. 

I also like PK's speech at the party. I'm shocked that he's 49, he looks so much older than that.

Rinna is on WWHL , she said the pasta was vegetable pasta and it's awkward eating on camera. 

[CrinkleCutCat]

1 hour ago, wings707 said:

Rinna eating pasta was for show.  She is a tiny salad girl with prescribed appetite suppressants.  Adderall is the common drug for that so  doctors do not fall under suspicion.  Legit ADD drug.  Half the world is on it. 

I bet she spat out that Dorito chip she 'ate' in her talking head. I thought to myself "There's no way she's swallowing that!".

[chick binewski]

Kyle, everyone was laughing at you for ordering your burgers ahead - not just Dorit. And after watching Dorit pout about a Tiffany blue car I've seen enough of her for the rest of the season.

Has LVP ever seen a fucking ASPCA commercial? With the Sarah McLachlan song? Every pet is some kind of organically sourced gluten-free purebred whatever. also, British humor is supposed to be funny.

I haven't loved Eileen lately but her final moments at the close of this ep genuinely cracked me up. 

[charming]

Agree about Rinna and her lame effort to act like she eats a lot of food. Last episode it was cake. I wish she would just give it up.

Edited December 14, 2016 by charming

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

LVP's hair is everything . Over processed, too long, pony tail on the head, outdated, beehive mess. And her insides match -she's just over the top out of touch. I mean honestly ... what hair stylist in LA would say hey here's an idea let's grow out your hair even longer Lisa ? ! Jumpsuit ? 10 pounds of sugar in a 5 lb bag. 

Erikas tshirt dress was good for the outside party, underdressed for cocktails inside but that was only a short time . Boy does that steep, curvy driveway look like it's a bitch. 

[Bronzedog]

The more I see Lisa Rinna the more I wonder what's wrong with Harry Hamlin.

[chewycandy]

What was with Rinna not being satisfied until she got a look at LVP's butt? 

[izabella]

Dorit's party (planned by her husband) kicked Erika's party's ass.  JLo's ex-house, lol.

That's all I've got.

[sasha206]

18 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

LVP's hair is everything . Over processed, too long, pony tail on the head, outdated, beehive mess. And her insides match -she's just over the top out of touch. I mean honestly ... what hair stylist in LA would say hey here's an idea let's grow out your hair even longer Lisa ? ! Jumpsuit ? 10 pounds of sugar in a 5 lb bag. 

Erikas tshirt dress was good for the outside party, underdressed for cocktails inside but that was only a short time . Boy does that steep, curvy driveway look like it's a bitch. 

That hair has GOT to go.  As do the false eyelashes.  She's a beauituful woman whose hair and makeup is aging.

Kyle looked fantastic, even though I think it was too much boobage.  She looks great in red and while others don't like her new hair do, I think it softens her and looks great. Eileen's dress was fanastic.  Bes she's looked (although I think she should cut a few inches of her hair even though I love the sleek pony).

So, Delilah is a cute girl.  But Elite modeling agency just snaps her up based on her instagram photos?  And we are to believe it has *nothing* to do with her having famous parents?

Edited December 14, 2016 by sasha206

[WireWrap]

44 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I've always loved LisaV's humor but this season , at least to me, it's more mean and stabby. 

I also like PK's speech at the party. I'm shocked that he's 49, he looks so much older than that.

Rinna is on WWHL , she said the pasta was vegetable pasta and it's awkward eating on camera. 

Nahh, Lisa is just doing what she has always done, use humor to get through something uncomfortable. Think about it, Lisa and Rinna started joking back and forth, Rinna responded to Lisa's snarky humor with harmless snarky humor of her own and it all ended well (at least for now). Now compare Lisa's/Eileen's first interaction tonight. Lisa tries to convey her sympathy to Eileen about her mother's passing and Eileen acts like she was smacked in the face! Lisa pushes past it, is sincere to Eileen and they part ways (Oh and Lisa showed common curtesy to talk to Eileen away from the others). Eileen then approaches Lisa in the group and embarrasses/mocks her in front of the others, not separate from the group, but right there in front of them and then blabs/tattle tales to those missing. As much as I though Lisa should not have made the nasty joke about Greasy Vince/woman's skirt, I understand why she did/said it. LOL

[WireWrap]

4 minutes ago, chewycandy said:

What was with Rinna not being satisfied until she got a look at LVP's butt? 

It was an insult wrapped up in a compliment! LOL Rinna....You look beautiful, You've lost weight! Translates into, you needed to lose weight! Not something you say to someone you are trying to make amend with. LOL

[GreatKazu]

Haha the ladies eating at In-n-Out after Erika's party. That is the go-to-place for late night munchies. In their case, that was their dinner. How the hell did Erika not have food for her guests? 

PK is 49??? He looks older.

[WireWrap]

What was with Rinna on WWHL tonight? Is her makeup/hair person mad at her? Her hair looked awful and her makeup even worse! She looked as sweaty as Sheree's Bob on the Atl. HWs/as greasy as Vince and her hair looked brittle, like it would snap in half if she touched it!

[sasha206]

I normally like Erika's style for the most part but the t-shir dress wasn't even cute.  Wonder how much she paid for that dress that just came off the runway?  I'm sure the designers are laughing their collective asses off that women will pay a huge amount of money for something that looks ready-to-wear from the Walmar clearance bin simply because it has a designer name.