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I think Andy loves nothing more than seeing one of his Bravo-lebrities....mostly women, make asses of themselves.   The pattern is always the same--you build them up, then set them up to knock themselves down.   It might be over men, over money, over jail...but few housewives make it off the shows without being humiliated at some point.   

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Yes, it does seem like everyone (or at least many) reality stars end up ruined after reality tv. Imagine if say Tamra were to lose her gig on Bravo then all of her money then have to get a regular job. Would anyone take her seriously and hire her? Im thinking not. Marriages seem too to crumble after the fame gets to these people's heads. Even the most solid seeming ones. I'd rather be poor and still have my life intact then be a Bravolebity.

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Well you never think that your integrity will be compromised. You think it is a great opportunity. But with every job you have to make accommodations and it can be a slippery slope. It is very hard for a normal person to "keep it real" when what they are looking for is over the top drama. 

 

If you shut down the nonsense they quickly write you out of the equation. That is why sane people like Christian and David are put in the background and cackling douches like Terry are featured. It is the nature of the beast.

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I find the following to be very interesting

http://bravoratings.com/housewives/

It is a listing, by Bravo, of the ratings of all the seasons of all the franchises and spinoffs of the RH series. It is on two pages and OC is on the second page.

What is particularly interesting about these numbers is how precipitously the numbers for OC have slid for the last four years. They are barely hanging on. Wonder why?

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This may be off topic for even the small talk thread but it's too good not to share--if you're a hulu plus subscriber hulu has come out with an original series called 'Hotwives of Orlando' which is a seven episode series which is a complete parody of all the housewives franchises. The ladies who came up with and wrote everything are avid housewives fans so they hit on tons of great stuff. Obvious spoofs are of Theresa, Lisa vanderpump , Gretchen Rossi, Alexis, Kim Richards, Phaedra although they borrow from others as well. If you love to hate the housewives I highly recommend it it's very funny!! (they have clips and some episodes on YouTube as well if you don't have hulu :) )

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Here is an article about the battle between Tamra and Lizzie. Who knew one show could have so many liars.

I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if Tamra made that up (what was supposedly said). I recall reading that she admitted to lying about Vicki & the random naked dude in Mexico during the season 7?8? reunion. I also wouldn't be surprised if Tamra was the "source" here too.

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I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if Tamra made that up (what was supposedly said). I recall reading that she admitted to lying about Vicki & the random naked dude in Mexico during the season 7?8? reunion. I also wouldn't be surprised if Tamra was the "source" here too.

I think much like Brandi and her self-anointed "Truth Cannon" Tamra likes to think of herself as the gatherer of others' truths and then blasts them with it and then steps away from the fray.  I was happy to see Vicki distance herself from Tamra.  There are only so many episodes of diarrhea of the mouth one can stand by and be a victim of before you one walks away.   

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This drama was previewed in the mid-season preview. The moment that sends Tamra running barefoot is Lizzie saying, "I never said I want to f- your husband. You are a piece of crap, Tamra, you are the most insecure woman I have ever met." Based on what I have seen of Lizzie so far, I find it really hard to believe that she would so boldly lie about not having made that comment if she really had originally said it in front of the whole cast (who could presumably call her out for lying). I am majorly withholding judgment about Lizzie until I see the shows - this reeks of yet another one of Tamra "take the Beadors down" Judge's lies.

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I think Lizzie is a lying liar who lies about being intelligent and successful.   Tamra obviously manipulates things for drama, and succeeds.   Tamra lies, Lizzie lies, but Tamra brings the drama.

 

Lizzie boredom needs to stay home and potty train her kid and stop bitching about how her husband, who is always shown holding them,  never helps.   No wonder the poor guy doesn't have time to comb his hair.

 

If you want to bring the Honey Badger down, you better have a deeper bag of tricks than Gizzard has.   

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This drama was previewed in the mid-season preview. The moment that sends Tamra running barefoot is Lizzie saying, "I never said I want to f- your husband. You are a piece of crap, Tamra, you are the most insecure woman I have ever met." Based on what I have seen of Lizzie so far, I find it really hard to believe that she would so boldly lie about not having made that comment if she really had originally said it in front of the whole cast (who could presumably call her out for lying). I am majorly withholding judgment about Lizzie until I see the shows - this reeks of yet another one of Tamra "take the Beadors down" Judge's lies.

I.can't.wait. I just can't. Adding a real payoff in this episode to my daily prayer list. Anybody hoping she busts her ass running away, lolol? Too much? ok. I'll settle for everybody NOT feeling bad for hurting her and listening to her blame it on somebody, ANYbody else, then all is forgiven. That better not happen ANDY!!! You let Porscha lose her mind and get violent, lol.....just sayin'.

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Oh.   I hope Shane took anger management.   You can't just threaten your clients with a baseball bat upside the head when they piss you off like you do with your Mom, you know.

 

Damn shame that gay porn career didn't work out for him after all.    What a waste of those high quality Keough genes.   

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Just had to say how much I love all the snark here on the RHOC forum. 

Snarking on these bitches is the way to enjoy this show.

 

Cheers to all you witty fabulous PTver's !

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I canNOT WAIT to see the Ho'wives of Melbourne. That being said I am surprised at other countries being classless enough to participate. I fully expected other lands such as AUS to say "Noooooooo, mate-we're good. You guys can keep that." Not surprised at London tho cuz the Brits love their trash tv. OT, is Ladies of London good? On "par" with the HO'wives?

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I think in honor of the feud between Tamra and Lizzie we should play Marry/Shag/Kill with ho-husbands. Past and present. 

 

Mine would be :

 

Marry Donn, shag Micah Tanous, and kill Slade. 

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I'd marry Donn, shag Christian just to prove it can be done, and kill Jim Bellino.

Hahahaha ! 

 

I'd shag David and then eat lots of meat and carbs with him, marry Lydia's Doug and kill Slade if I knew for sure his kid will get some insurance money.  

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and kill Ms. Terry. The OC husbands are definitely a hard lot to choose from.

 

Yea, I had a really hard time choosing between killing Ms. Terry and Slade. And I didn't even think to include the children! If I had, Rapey Ryan would have been at the top of the list. 

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I will pull a Kelly Taylor and choose me.

 

Some people just need killin', but I wouldn't kill any of the men.   Probably not even any of the women.    I won't shag any of them, but I may date Duff for awhile and see how that turns out. 

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I will pull a Kelly Taylor and choose me.

Some people just need killin', but I wouldn't kill any of the men. Probably not even any of the women. I won't shag any of them, but I may date Duff for awhile and see how that turns out.

Thank you for the 90210 reference. I really came here to post because I don't ever think that should go unrewarded.

So to make this legit:

I would shag, Christian? I guess.

I would marry, Christian ? Maybe? Don't know enough about him, but at least he hasn't annoyed me yet.

I would kill, in this order: Tamara, Terry, Ryan, Ryan (order that as you will ), and Slade just for fun?

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I find the following to be very interesting

http://bravoratings.com/housewives/

It is a listing, by Bravo, of the ratings of all the seasons of all the franchises and spinoffs of the RH series. It is on two pages and OC is on the second page.

What is particularly interesting about these numbers is how precipitously the numbers for OC have slid for the last four years. They are barely hanging on. Wonder why?

 

 

I heard that Simon Van Kemplen, (Silex) of RhoNY is the person behind Bravo Ratings and that Bravo is not pleased.

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Simon doesn't work for Bravo but he did create a website and has posted here. I think that is one of or maybe his only job. Alex has her "The Real Deal" webisodes that also appear on youtube. So I guess you could say Bravo still provides them with some kind a way to make a living.

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Only three more episodes with the reunion, and then no watchable HoWives?  I am getting nervous, I may experience withdrawals. When is BH coming back

 

I don't know about BH, but check out RH of Melbourne.  It's been pretty entertaining too.  (Not as good as OC though, IMO)

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I don't know about BH, but check out RH of Melbourne.  It's been pretty entertaining too.  (Not as good as OC though, IMO)

When is that on? Any time zone, I just haven't seen it and I am usually on BRAVO at least for awhile most week nights.

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When is that on? Any time zone, I just haven't seen it and I am usually on BRAVO at least for awhile most week nights.

 

Gah.  Good question.  I don't even know.   I just set my DVR and it appears.    Hopefully someone else can chime in here.

 

 

On another note:

 

I'm waiting for comments/help with a post I put up in the Shannon thread.   Can you good denizens (check your thesaurus if you're reading this, Heather) of PTV please check this out when you have a chance ?????  Purdy please ???

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That's your problem chlban - it airs at noon on Sundays!   :-)

Ah, that explains it! I will have to record it. I wonder why they have it on during the day? Maybe the failure of Ladies of London made them think we wouldn't watch? Well, I actually loved Ladies of London,so i will definitely give this a shot. 

 

I just can't with New Jersey. 

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